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THE TELEGRAPH AND MESSENGER, FRIDAY. DECEMBER 19,18S1.
Calling the Cow*.
BY AUGUSTA BOOKS.
Tn> k vision ol the morning.
Twaa a vision of the nisi
Zre the purple hills of dawning
o_ .w *- -— were kissed.
By the sou's first rays were I
r shadows.
Up floated, through fray shadows
To my chambers s lent gloom,
The tuneful voice of Qrscfc-
Its music filled my room.
It celled me from my coring
In the laud of pheasant dreams,
The land of happy loving.
By soft, untroubled stream*.
And beautiful s
e shadow
Making her winsome call.
Mace splm-like $
The breathings t*i the rirer
To phantom ahapoa had grown;
They cmrtod ahont the mountain.
They through the rale were blown.
And flowing golden hair.
Or, from the darkling rirer
Had a fair naiad soring,
Wearing the form of Oracle,
With Oracle's silver tongue?
“Sob, Fan! sob. Fan! sob. Pinkie!
Soh. Pinkie! and soh, Fan!"
Paint ye a morning picture
More splrlt-llke who can.
-Journal of Commerce.
A Mallei,us Rumor.
N. Y. Star.
We set down as wholly malicious and
unfounded a rarnnr that Carter Harrison
has challenged John A. I can to decide
the Senatorial deadlock U/ the best three
out of five hands at draw p~ker.
PfOteotlon Crowing In the South.
Nashville Americas.
That a desire for governmental protec
tion by means of a wisely adjusted tariff
is growing in' the Southern States is as in
controvertible as the peaceful tendency of
the peoptd who inhabit them.
Whnt to do With Them.
Florence Marry at aaks: "What shall we
Women do with our men ?” To which the
Phi.adelphla Call replies: "Give them
bar k their latch key, kiss them good-night,
and toll them to c ime in when iney please,
as you are rolng to sleep. They will re
form tn a wet&*’
The Playful Cowboy.
Chlotfo Rambler.
engineering party in Dakota that had
seated themselves at their dinner table in
a tent, when a party of cowboys rode up.
Out of them dismounted, and thrusting
his pistol in tne oil Idle of a rice pudding
that was placed In the centre of the table,
called out: "Whoever wants pudding must
ask me." No one seemed to care for de
sert that day.
A530-FOOT JUMP.
THE CLEVELAND CABINET CONUNDRUM
Mr. Fiddler** Theory.
Harper’s Baxar.
Tom Jones, a noted fiddler, htd been en
gaged to play at a ball in a certain town in
Maine. The day before the affair was to
come off his wife died, and the managers
took tha liberty to secure the services
of another; but Jones was on baud
at the time appoin ed. and when they ex
pressed surprise at seeing him there under
the Circumstances, he excused himself bv
Baying: "Wall, I thought the matter all
The Proleot of a Crank to Leap from
the Top of Washington Monument.
Wasbikqtof, December 7.—"Did you
ever leap from a rery high place, and do
you know what the sensation is during the
passage?"
This was asked by a middle* aged man
who, with hundreds of others, was wan
dering through the mouument grounds a
few days ago.
I replied that I had no such experience.
"Then you have something to learn,” he
said. "Have I had it? Yes, bit I am not
satisfied. I intend to jump from the top
o |th*t monument It s more than 550 feet
high they sty. I never leaped from a
higher place than a hundred and ten or
♦w^tv feet. It was from the mast ol a
weasel. 1 don’t exactly know how many
feet i: was. Did it hurt me? No, not a
great deal, i struck tbe water feet fore,
most and went under. 1 don't know how
far, but a good ways, for they had time to
reach me alter I came up, a little dazed,
but amply paid by the flights of the sen
sation daring the passagfe I knew a man
who jumped from a higfcmy place and was
so much injured that t!^ died; but he
didn't understand it, and atruclc hard on
tbe water. It reqnires sk% and coolness
to do tbe thing right. Okpt Luce, now
admiral, went down forty or fifty feet un
der the water when the Arctic sank. But
that was not a leap. He was carried down
by the sack when the ship made the
plunge. It was altogether a different ex
perience. He could not help himself, and
had little chance to note how be felt. He
had his little son in his arms at the time,
and that took up his attention, no doubt,
and the nnbappy circumstances of
tbe little fellow belug struck dead
from bis arms bv a timber when they rose
probably drove from bis mind all rec >1 lec
tion of what must have been the agreeable
sensation of going down so far into the
depth of the ocean. Luce told me that it
was a terrible rather than an a;reeah!e ex
perience. It was not like jumping from a
high place, a performance attended by sen
sations which nothing else can produce.
Things of accident and design are always
attended by different sensations, you know.
I have been looking a good while for a
place to take a great lea.i, and have travel
ed a long distance fr> surrey tbe mouument
with the view to jumping off. Toe dis
tance from the top would give plenty of
opportunity for enjoying the sensation of
falling a greater distance than any man
has ever fallen.”
"But you would be killed and neyer re
late your experience or enjoy an instant’s
recoi ec’ion of the sensation.'
"Yes. that’s true, perhaps, bat I would
have all the delight while I was falling,
just the same. That's what I want. It
would compensate me. We all strive for
E lcasurrs which have an ending after a
mger or shorter time. I fancy that the
intensity is proportioned always to the dis
tance. Don’t you?”
"The man’s earnestness increased, and
he assumed an air of mystery. He re
sumed :
"But I may not be kil'ed. Indeed, I
don't mean to be. If I were 1 would not
care. Did I know I should I would take
the leap a 1 the same. No man goes into
battle or facet any danger without
some hope of com! g out t&fc.
Generally he makes provision to that etid,
which, however faulty, affords him hope.
I will do tne same. I ve got a contrivance,
simple as an umbrella, aud easy as a cane
to carry, which sprung at the right instant
Senator Bayard'* Trip to Albany—Spec
ulation* a* to Its Meaning.
Washington Star.
Senator Bayard spent a portion of last
Sunday with Got. Cleveland, and it is un
derstood that Mr. Rind all visited ex-Gov.
Tilden last Saturday. These visits have
given rise to some discus don among Dem
ocrats. It is said that Mr. B tyard went
to see Gov. Cleveland at the latter's request
to be consulted upon the subject of hto go
ing into tbe cabinet. Intimate personal
and political friends cf the Delaware Sen
ator believe that he went to Albany in
pursuance r.f \ r* quest from Glenda id. As
one of them pjtit today:
‘ Youmaybe suie Bayard would not
have gone unless asked, as he is the very
last man who would by deed or word,
press himself for the cabinet.”
In connection with his visit, there is a
report coming from New York to the effect
that Cleveland will not select Bayard for a
cabinet position because Tilden Is bitterly
hostile to him. It is claimed by Tilden's
friends that he and they nominated and
elected Cleveland, and that he cannot go
bac< on them or disregard Til-
deu's wis’ies. On the other
hand it is asserted by Democrats high in
the party, that Cleveland owes Tilden
nothing. It ii stated by men who were in
New York during the canvass, and who
are familiar with the Democratic manage
ment, that Tilden gave only a few thou
sand dollars, and really made no sort of
effort in hehalf of the ticket. "It was,”
■aid a leading Democratic Senator, "Til-
den’s friends who ent Cleveland so badly
in New York.”
It is also believed bv many Democrats
that Tilden is trying to put Ktndall at the
head of the Treasury hut the latter pre
fers to remain in the H mse. The almost
universal opinion on the Democratic side
of theSenato is that Mr. Bayard can have
the Hecretsryship of 8tat« if he wants
it. The cau-e of Tilden’s hostility to Bay
ard is said to be the former’s belief that
the Delaware Senator and Thurman were
msinly responsible for the electoral com
mission bill. In answer to this, friends of
Mr. Bayard say that he and Thurman
used every exertion to get an expression
of opinion from Tilden about tbe electoral
bill, and thit finally tbe lateC, N. Potter
and several others, who were said to rep
resent Mr. Tilden, asierted that he left the
matter entirely in their hands, and that
these men accepted the electoral commis
sion bill.
The Blunder of n Free Trade Speaker.
Greensboro (N. C.) Patriot.
What the Forty-niath Congress may do
towards repealing the internal revenue
laws is of course a matter of conjecture,
but if tbe blunder of electing a free trade
Speaker is repeated it can be put down as
a dead certainty that the Republican Sen
ate will never have an opportunity of pre
venting their repeal.
Tne report of tbe Utah commissioners
give* tar from a rose colored view of tbe
effectiveness of the Edmunds act. They
report two convictions for polygsmy,
which were obtained with the greatest dif
ficulty and are not likely to be often dupli
cated. As au offset to the two convictions
the reporta from six counties show that
203 women and 190 iueu have entered into
the polygamous relation since the passage
of tne act and that polygamy seems more
the fashion than ever. While not over
one-fourth of the Mormons are polyga
mists the whole body of the Mormon
Church is disposed to defend it. It is ev.-
dent that some more effective penalty than
disfranchisement and disqualification
for holding office wi 1 have to be devised if
this "twin relic of barbarism” is to be de
stroyed by statute.
A Chance for Councilman to Qat to
Haavan.
Williamsport Hun and Banner.
Every councilman who votes to give tbe
water work* to the city will deserve to
wear an angel's crown.
Burnett's Cocoalne
8oftens the hair when harsh and dry.
8oothes the irritated scalp.
Affords tbe richest lustre.
Prevents the hair from falling off.
Promotes its healthy, vigorous
growth.
BLADDER
| AND
URINARY
ORGANS
DROPSY
GRAVEL
DIABETES
BRIGHT *8
FAINS
A Veil That Makes Plain Girls Pretty.
Broadway Mirror.
White gauze veil* are now quite fashion
able for evening w< ar on every kind of
bats, at the opera ur theatre. They pro
duce a very pleasant effect and make the
plainest woman’s face look soft and pretty.
THE
BACK
LOINS
FOR THE MILLIONS.
500 Dozen Misses’ and Children’s Hose to be Closed CW
During the Week. C
belt ?°S honse - ta. than
in the immense bargain, we bare ,«nred determln ° d 8 1 ™ our cu.tomer, aVhars
!! !2 cen V P* r P*! r - worth 20 to is cents.
worth 40 cent.
andfscenm!' ^ -sdics ^“'t 1 hemstitched H^ndk-rcMehat'?0° and 12}f cents, worth20
die.f n thl * ‘ 0t 8re 9 ° me elcgint Colored Bordered Hemstitched Handkerchief, for La-
II la pronounoad by
hundreds of ths best
doctors to be the ON
LY CURB for all
kinds ol Kidney Dis-
SLAUGHTER IN DRESS GOODS.
For the rest of the season we will eell all Dreaa Good, at Coat Tki..v~o.
reduced, and we are prepared to make great ate riticeMn "de? to a££m Jl£h tbS eni
JUST RECEIVED.
It is purely vege
table, and cures when
pressly for thessdls-
,0 , nrth ,tock .°t Fancy Caaalmerea this seaaon. Among them are at.lt.h
equaled In thVStated ° T " C0 ‘ tln * s ' • tc " whlch (or <>■>« quality and low price c^nX
been known to fall.
V
Send for
Pamphlet
I of Teati*
NON-RETENTION
SWITZERLAND.
MOttMON APOSTLES SENTENCED.
Bebse, December 18.-The District Court
at the Canton of Aargou has fined and im
prisoned two Mormon apostles, and for
bidden them, when released from prison,
to enter the Cant m for three years.
HINT’S
remedy
CO.,
fProrldeneo,
It. I.
Great Reductions in Prices of Carpets.
MOTHERS’
J. W. RICE & CO.
MONOMANIA.
FRIEND. Go to Headquarters For Seed!
HE HAD PLANS.
over, and cam to the conclusion that see
ing Sally was no blood relation of mine, I
faaW<*‘
ght jdklanwell cam and ii idle for je.”
A Better Thine.
Detroit Free Press.
"Whst’s that?” lie asked as be hailed
a boy about hi* own ago on Woodward
AvonueA
“I’m ealln* whitosugar.”
“Where’d you git it?”
"Home.”
".Sieal II?"
"Na w: nia gave it to me.”
"What for?"
"'Cause 1 threatened to run away.”
. "HumphI You min ft smart. Myboltis
to threaten to &>;umlt suicide, and I git
cutrimt jeliy and ratine till 1 can’t eat no
inure.
will lanti me like a bird whose wings let it
come down from any height in perfect
safety. 1 hate never used it, but l believe
it will work. If it don't it will matter lit
tle. I will have the supreme pleasure of
jumping from (he monument, and iti the
passage to the earth experience the most
deligh.ful sensations that man has ever
had.”
That tbe man was unset In his raiud was
evident. I encouraged him to proceed,
remarking that a* the monument was
How tha Drumnaar Entertained an Angel
Unawares.
Detroit Free Press.
A wholesale house in Detroit in which
the firm consists of four partners, with a
solid old gentleman at the head, took a
new traveler a few day* ago. He was en
gaged and packed off without having seen
the senior partner, and he probably didn't
care a cent whether such a person existed
or not. He was coming in over one of tie
roads on a recent Saturday, and had
taken a seat in the smoker to enjoy a fif
teen center, when a fellow traveler asked
him how business was, and wbat firm he
represented.
"Business Is infernal dull, and I repre
sent the house of Blank & Co., Detroit,”
was the answer.
“Pretty solid house?”
"Oh. yei; but rather cranky.”
“Going to be with it next year?”
"Well, that will depend. When I get in
I'm going to ask for a position in tbe
The above disease of the brain is of mors
frequent occurrence than is generally sup
posed, male and (emtio victims being num
bered among all classes.
In some cases it might be termed a fanciful
chimera of the brain, the mind seeming to be
on tbe lookout for some new idea or delusion,
which has no foundation In fact. It seems to
be an Intellectual concentration upon oue Tsta foiMf*
idea, the mind remaining clear nnon mar*
SCIENCE L 11 ! 1 * “Mflcal agent for
food Is limply Indlspcnsa.
>'• in every increasing
CONQUERS S?, u 0 , ic. N: oKd w il < ’wiuU
unu tk wiu u,
without tt.and we desire its
Cl ,y/ ft • , ^wonderfulbenefits extend-
buttering ! sd to every mother In the
world.
MOTHERS!
A gentleman writes; .»/
wife used your Mothers’
friend et her fourth eon- *
Inti
moment, aud her testimo-
GRASSES, Etc. CLOVER,
AMBER BARLEY, ORCHARD CRASS
SEED WHEAT. BLUEGRASS,
SPRING OATS, LUCERNE, or Alfalfa
ONION SETS, IRISH POTATOES,
English Rape, Kale, Mustard, Turnips, Cabbage and
store. I'm fitted for almost any place
there, and I’m going to push myself."
'And (lion vnit'll w.irV for nrnmn.
.boat completed he might h, deprived of
lUecovcted opportunity to make the leap.
That Enterprise.
New York 8ua.
It vu certainly . commendable piece of
enterprise for the Timet to eecure « draft
of the propoeed HpraUh-Amer.can treaty
»n 1 b.ve Ittelmrvphrd from Madrid .t .
con of JC 117, bur it Wat. remarkable co
incident. '.hat ir ranched our iborr.slmul-
taueouelv with Mini,tar Foater, who came
by aie.mer with, copy in hi, carpet-bag.
And they do >.y in and around the State
l).'par!..cnt that th. $0 4111 draft of th.
treaty rant the Time, in Spanish U highly
incorrect, Beta* made np from early iur-
gnt.uin. Bat they always talk that way
in diplomatic circles.
Herald:
“I war detained on the w»y. I intended
to ru.k. the leap about the I„t thing be
fore the workmen left tbe top. I wee here
tn time for it, bnt I oonld not get the
chance. 34y Idea *u to hare Gen. Cuer
employ me in tome capacity that would
take me to tne top, and atthelaat moment
make tbe leap in light of the auembled
multitude. But the General raid be hud
no ur. for me, and declined to Hire me the
neee.rary permit to go no a. a vltltor
But I shall do it yet I'll find a way. It
la not to 'mmortalUe tnyseif, or anything
of that kind, that 1 have in view but nolely
tbeecitacy of th. fall of SSUfeat to toe earth
—raving the few feet after I have epread
my contrivance lor letting me down etay,
or, a, I have raid, to the utter extinction
of vitality which wculd otherwise enane.
‘And then you ll work for promo
tion 7”
‘Yon bet I and if thing, come aronnd
right I'll have an interest in the old ranche
inside of two year,."
that
Gen. Ouray will tniaa . great opportunity
• 1, aa hi. concluding act
Th. Un. Drawn nt th. Own. Coachmen
Detroit Pun.
- Papa.” amid a yoan girl, bluahlng
deeply. "I'm engaged to be married.’' “lo
whom 7” "To a co coachman, papa."
_ bman, pi .
"Well, ray dear," he replied, airoklng her
hair fendiy, "I want you to follow the n-
clioatlone of your own i cart In tbia im
portant matter. If yon think you will be
happy with him ! chad interpose ns ohjcc-
tiona. Jameali. very reapectable young
nan”- "Jameel"ehe tlirltked, “the fel
low who drive, our carriage! Do you
anpput. for an indent that I would marry
aut-n a lo* peraonf The gentleman to
wh< • 1 have pledged myself i, Mr. de
Do i the drive-of the tally-ho coach."
"Wfoi'-i" yelled the old men. jumping up
and crackleg hla bed, together, “marry
that unde. Never! 1 don't mind your
marrying a aoachman, but I draw the line
on ullyhui.
It Depended.
Wall Street New,.
A report having been circulated that
coal oil had been d'Hwivered on a certain
farm In Maryland areaidentnl Baltimore,
w h • happened to he in the vicinity when
be ilr.t heard of it, proceeded to the farm
to find the owner array and nobody around
hot tbe hired mac.
* My man,” acid the Baltimorean, "!»it
true that oil hai breu found on this
’“••Walt, there's oil on the p-jnd back
there,”
if he don't Jump off, aa hla concluding act
in tbe construcion. It would be an im
mense feat H the last man on the out
side. when be removes tbe last stick o( the
scaffolding, instead of crawling through
tbe opening to come down outside, dou’t
jump be will be a fool.”
I suggested that the eapltol dome would
be a good p'ace to practice at leaping.
'No/'saidhe,* It wouldn't do stall. I’ve
examined it. There are too many obstacles.
It’s tbe sheer leap of 650 feet that will give
the penaattons I want to enjoy. It taken
ten or twelve minutes to be hosted up in
ti to of the monument. I v u'd expect to
ctrne down in less than half« minute.
Think wbat would be crowded into that
brief apace of time—tbe exhilaration, tbo
ecstasy of tolling from such a height l I
will do it yet. It will be something I will
have all to tnyseif, whether I light like a
bird or am crushed into a jelly.”
?u iu« question when he expected to
take the leap, he aaid: "I mean to do it
on dedication day, February 22 l will
find a way by that time. Once on the top.
and those openings not stopped, I am sure
to make the leap If Ihive to wait ten
( ears I will do U. 1 was born to do it.
Vh%t greater thing is there In this world?
It'e my mission. If 1 <tou't do it,” and
here the man drew near, aud in a low
voire, with strange deliberation, added:
"If l don't do ft, It they won’t let me, 1
will blow up the monument with dyna
mite. I’ve got it ready, i know
— cnarge can be
‘ b monament
work of thir
Kh! How * that?”
"Well, the old crank who furnishes the
donb'oons to keep the business booming
tia* two raarria<eabto daughters, and I’m
S ing to be bis eon-ln-law or break both
fs trying. I’ve got the pluck to succeed,
and you can bet anew hat on me any day
la the year.”
The conversation died away soon after
that, and In a little time tbe traveler wa«
left to the comforts of hie cigar. He
thought uo more of tbe matter until he
walked into the store Monnay
morning to report. The first man his
eyes retted upon was bis fellow traveler
on the train, and the old g*nt bad his hat
off, and seemed very mucb at home. He
bowed to the drummer, and be smiled,
aud he went to the door and called after
him in a forgiving tone, but tbe men es
caped, and has not been seen in Detroit
since.
Uearupon every
other point. The integrity of tbe Intellectual
portion of tbe mind becomes apparently over
powered by thv delusion and remaining In a
■ ind of quasi state, uutll tb« fal e idea be
comes * positive conviction. Jealousy, ambl-
billou, disappointment aud any exciting cause
croai lug au unexpected concentration of lot 1-
lectuai forces, are frequent caus s of monoma
nia. A man’s wife receiving sudden and un
expected Information relating to his amours
with auother wora .n which, although without
any foundation in fact, la revolved over aud
over iu her excited miud until jealousy Is
thoroughly aroused, a s. coles of monomania
being the result.
These affections have become very snnoying
aud grievous, and if not relieved are apt to end
In a more normal condition • f the brain, pio-
ducing family quarrels, dissensions, accusa-
tioe, denial*, etc., between man and wife, lov
er and sweetheart. They should all be treat d
as car y as possible, and the most speedy and
certain remedy is the use of U. B B., which
B roducesau immediate transportation throu h
ie blood, tbe effects of which are felt and
acknowlrdg d before using one bottle.
The patient* are all easily aroused on certain
subjects, aud although ridiculous in the ex
treme, cannot be couvluted of their error. One
party may presume that tbe whole human
family are afflicted with "mineral poison,"
whll yet another may argue that ‘potash
mixtures" are polsouiug the blood of the na
tion, and that revelations from the Almighty
placed him In a special position to offer the
ouly anti ote, while all else are frauds. These
conditions emanate from those of honest aud
C ure motiv s, but are powerless to throw off
ae shackles which bind them. The friends
and relstives of all such should urge them to
use ll. B. B. and be cured, before more serious
results occur, leading to Insanity. The actual
aud positive action of B. B. B. Is o« such na
ture as to convince any one of tbe uuparal
lcled power it has over a 1 blood poisons,
scrofulous sores, swellings and taints, kidney
and rheumatic affections, catarrh, tetter,
chroi lc ulcers and sores, etc., etc All these
astounding cures are proven by doctors, bank
ers. preacheis, merchants, editors, farmers,
aud men and women here in Atlanta, where
every witness can be setn and talked with.
itb ono half the suffering
M either of her confine
ment^ and recovered from
PA!N IS
PAST.
UlCUl". BUU IVIUII UU 1IUUI
in effects lu much less
Ime. Hhe also recom-
K ended It to a lady friend
her first confinement,
and says: 1 have never
seen any ene pass through
Ills great trial with so
luch caes and so Utile suf
fering.
Agents for the Cele
brated Planet, Jr., Cultiva-
Treatise on the Health and Happlucs* of
Woman mailed free*
The Ba ad field Rboulatos Co.,
Box » Atlanta. Ga.
tors.
Catalogue free.
siOUTHEKN CO,
Seed Growers, Macon, Ga.
JOHN R. ELLIS,
Business Manager.
JOHN P. FORT,
nnr9twed*«n»lt*»tl
President
J.FKANK.IMBKOffM'S MX7IMOTII KITE
Health is Wealth
A 7li»ht Miehap Prarant. th. Demonstra
tion of hi. Theory of Aerial Navigation.
Patuouruu December 7.—Two tboa-
uad men, women and children crowded
iu tbo Belintnt cricket ground) this n/ter-
They went to witness J. Franklin
Brown’s long-pronlssd experiment with
bis twenty-11 /e-foot kite. Mr. Brown hue
theory .bout kites. He hu bad it ever
slu-o 1871, wnsn tbe balloons were eent out
o( P.rit during tbe slate. His Utberm.de
fortune In tbe exrly days of tbe oil ex
citement, And .luce hit de.'.b tbe ion bee
been ieit free to pursue hi. kite theories. He
belioret that the while .oriil navigation
tbe opening where a cna
placed that will bring the
down to tbe last stone. Tbe t
ty-bre years will tnmble to tbe ground in
live seconds. It'a the sensition l seek—
where does 14 seem to come from ?'
“Well, lint depends," waa tbe hesitat
ing answer. “My boas owes me $18 fur
vt.. .-h. If he pays me today as he agreed
to the oil come, from under a clay bank.
If he puts on any longer It cornea from a
Ii .rrrlburled m the mud. That's the way
I'm fixed, stranger, and if you're got
epeculation in your eye you'd better curne
mound and see me later."
After the Ontoes.
Waihlngten Star.
It la teUmated that about t.OOu letter*
fr- ra office seeker* ar* rtceited by the
D 'uraemic members of Conxrets eri
D uraemic memhera ol ihrazreai every
<i ay. “I bet tmt is from Bin Blank, and
he wauls to be a consul lo somewhere."
pit -.ed one letter out of A pilion hi. deak
to.-It o?so. "Taere, diile'l 1 tell
'I au an Applicant for tbeoonsu!-
■h |, to ' Tea, it's from BUI, too," be
adied. turning to th* signature. “I don't
mr f. leae than twenty of these in s day, and
i ru git so I can rail tha torn on them ev
ery urn.. Now end he picked up a
ba-idlslof uDoptn.-d letters and called be
n*iaes of tti* writers an * the character of
n • pi aitlona they wanted. "Krery Dam-
,j m in the Hciae bat beeo flooded alnc*
11 .raraeonV'ned. I guess there's an av
erage of not lets than twenty such letters
,.1-i.iber every
the sensation of a leap from tbe mono
meat's top. If I am deprived of that, I'D
bare tbe satisfaction of aeelng the monu
ment come down. That will be tbe next
beat thing to the leap. I'll do ill I’ll do
lit Aba!"
At tnat tbe msn made off at a rapid
pare, aud I bare not seen him (luce.
Perhaps the Monumental Association, at
tha bead of which is Mr. Corcoran, or
Gen Casey, who hai the superintendence
of whatever rel.tee to the mouument, bad
better look oat for cranks.
Me Apologised.
Vail Street Sees.
A New York broker who passed a night
at a village tavern Iu Ohio a fortnight
tinoa waa informed that there was to be a
wedding in the house during the evening,
and waa warmly invited to witness tbe
ceremony. When it urns oil, however, be
was left unnoticed, but In a few mluu'ei
me bride’s father beckoned blm aside aud
said:
“I desire to apologlx. for my seeming
idaaeaa. When you were invited up
•tain it waa auppoied that you were a
lumber dealer from Chicago. When 1
found that you were a broker from New
York it changed my plane."
"How 7”
"Well, U'albe faabioa here to give tbe
bride railroad shares. 1 got hold of $10.-
U)U in Ohio Central stock for tbe occa
sion."
"Well? -
"Well, It’s passing all around th* room
for 100 cants on tha dollar, ana I didn't
want you u* there to offer to (apply it by
the car load for iM."
The apology waa accepts!
Hu matter what the ciouthVdisease—
How f.ul Ihi breath or trwlh'a decay—
With noeodouttm all we Mire,
had ewtftly sweep ft f r sway.
Wiring the gums pem, inn and bight,
And tha dull teeth at ivory white.
“Mr wife baa been a severs sufferer
with indigestion, and kidney and liver
troubles. I feared it would terminate in
Bright's Disease, as there were tbs sy op-
tom*. She commenced using Hunt's li d'
noy and Liver Remedy, and found by the
uroof only asm bottle .ha bad bean reliev
ed.”—H. 8. ~ -
. B. Armstrong, Auburn, N. Y.
For fifty years, by Dr. A. L, Barry, an
old practitioner, especially in Female
Troubles, was at last rewarded in the dis
covery of that certain and safe specific for
woman'! troublee.Luxomni. iuxomnl la a
preparation that daily grow* in popular
favor. Testimonials from responsible
persons all over the cunntry famish ample
evidence of the wondt rftil power of 1-ux-
omnl as a remedial event for the relief
and permanent cure uf nil those distress,
ing conditions incident to females. I ux-
omnl is specially adapted to troubles of
pregnancy. It greatly ameliorates the
P'tigs of childbirth. snorPne labor,pre
vents, after pains ami facilitate* recovery.
Owing to the .trengt'ienlog and tontuc
influence I.nxomnl relieve, all MtChfi-
TKUAI. IKKt G0I.hRlTlKS. and U a
superior uterine sedative aid tonic.
Price $1 If your druggist lira no the
address
WiNSHIP & CALLAWAY,
“Leaders of the Hat and Clothing Trade,”
Have in store a large stock of Clothing and Hats for
Men and Boys at prices lower than you ever saw
therr. Gents Dressing Gowns and many other handsome
articles suitable for Christmas Presents Open every
night.
Da. K C. Weht'h nkryk and Braij* Treat
ment, a ruarauteed •jH-clflc for Hysteria. Dis-
ConrulHlouH, Fits. Nervous Neuralgia,
Hridscbe. Nervous Frustration caused by the
n»t> of alcohol or tobacco. Wakefulness, Men
tal Depression, Ho tinning of ths brain rasult-
lng In tnitanlty anrtl**sdmf to misery, decay
end des!h. prcssxwjc 03 Age, IWirvtiucss,
Lost of power lo either Hexjnvomntary Loenes
and Hperraatorrhors by over-exertion
of the brain, aelf-sbnsa sud over-indulgence.
Each bux contain* one month’s treatment.
91.00 a box, or nix boxes for 90.00. sent by mat!
prepaid on verelpt o* prtoe. •
WE QUAKANTEE SIX EOXE9
To core any case. With each urder received
by n» for six buxes, accompanied with • 5.00,
we will tend the purchaser our written guar-
anIctt to refund the money If the treatment
does uot effect a cure. Guarantee* issued
only by JOHN C. WEST & CO..
.£ West Madtsoa Street Chicago. III.
*28d«9w1*
toHtoy he
At 2:10 p. in. a w >n was driven into th
cricxt't grounds w -n Mr. Brown’s kite. It
twent\-ii ;e feet lo.ig and flfremi feet
vide, and was mad** ot co'ored silk, for
Wti*on Mr. Browu hsd paid $3 a yard. Ths
material wai red, whito and bine in color,
and th- deaton of th» coloring lt>oked not
unlike the tights of n comic opera choris
ter. Tne tall wt* «XJ feet Ion*. Mr.
Brown, in a black frock coat, buttoned up
close to a high standing collar, and a
b’ack-and-^artot cravat, looked nervous.
He found time, however, to say:
“Yo i know that be tail U the balUst of
the kite. There you see to tbe rudder,”
pointing to a fan shaped arrangement of
varnished c-*dar at the end of the tail. "It
Is guided by ike lightest e!-ctric wires from
my battery here. The kite to only made
for short flights. Tiro railea to my limit ”
The kite wsa ready to start. It to usual to
start a kite by running with it against tne
wind, but as no man conid run with a
f >rtv*io kite, two wur** deputed to stand
on top ot the wagon and hold It upright,
while the horses were to bi urged in a wild
gallop against the wind. A clear lane waa
uiadt* by tbe police, the great kite was
rair-ed ' to the brtexe and
the horses were etarted. As
they parsed the dump of woods to tbe
we*t ot the ground* the wind c (tight hold
of the kite and the men let go. Au ex-
pMsloB of satUfactioa settled ou Mr.
Brown’s face. Then the huge kite soared
for a moment ahead and ab ore tbe wagon.
ro»e twenty fret in the air, and flapped
down directly in front of the boraex’ no«es.
The team rear*.!; then, blind with termr,
dashed straight ahead and trampled Mr.
Brown’s gaudy experiment into the uiotot
earth.
"I know the tr 'able, he etid, at he be
held the ruin of let hopes. "The frame*
work of lha kite was made ton to-avy. I
told the carpenter so when he finished ii.
but be instotad that a lighter frame would
snap.” _
AT THE FAIR
preparation i
THE BARRY MANUFACTURING CO..
Drawer 29, Atlanta, Ga.
Note.—Luxonsni to no alcoholic mix
ture. but a co binittion of herbs sod
plants In psckair* form from whtob
simple tea is made
Write for interesting book, mailed free.
NICE CHEAP GOODS.
• K. V. s nltb'e Ne» Hlore.Mn!
, •-rf eueoi. ueceeeu Thlnl acu Fourtc
feats, vue. can be had th.
CINCINNATI FAR MER’SLEDREILBSSESSkW
UlsrS to5!u>oi^tb«rratrame’ e * p0 “ lbl ' —,uh * B0— pebUcaltoa^sollen up to Mi
TH* GRANDEST OT ALL
• AUT PKEM1D1IS.
y«wt Gitds hi iiaa for tin; Money.
Don't forget th, piece.
Stimulating Sfewspaper Ocula Ion.
BtuOTtan MalL
A novel tray is inureue ike list of vnfi
ve fibers has jn-t been adopted by a French
co.itemporary, the Gauloi*. Tbe proprie
tors of tbia junrn.1, so are ere told, under
take to pay * sum of 6 0)0 franra at tbe
deeru* of any subscriber mho may meet
with bn death * a railway or tramway,
or by Mine run or.r try a vehicle in th*
■treet A proportions), ram is paid for
injuries received. All (bat I. ueoeaeary to
poefn-e I. tbe I rat receipt ,f rabveriptlna.
fhe Gaulole alto pave compensation to
any puechwerof a »in*!« copy, or his
bain, abuuld be be injaradcr killed on the
day on which the paper it bought.
THE FAiR.
Waukesha Glenn Mineral Water.
Far* Drtaktag Water from Ike Wankeska
Glenn ttorlnr. Wanseths, delivered tn say
part of the world. Tbe deasaad for the eeU
brated water by oar leading families mi rego-
Urdrtnkloc water to (tally la< re*»t*g. Invalu
able jo all |iduey and
uleby leadin* <ini M wu, **tau!ero«ims,xro>
ters, or direct from spring la kirreU, halve*
nad glaae bnolen Addreu
750 ACRES OF LAND
Will ie Said Che ip to Cto$e up aa
Estate.
I wflf eafi cheap 7ao sere* of vafeafiL
land in Doaguerty county. The railroad
from Albany to Arlington ran. tbrongb H.
The land le neu Wicker’s Sudan, 15
mil** from Alb.ru The large part of Ii
cleared and lu cn'tiva Ion. Addrera
WM. BUTIIHRFORD,
exSwtlbunl Cododea, 0a.
Aa entirely reliable, legal end rabettntUl proposition, msle by th. most pcu .Ur
family Newipeper tn ihta country. Tbo old, reliable wild
OU) PACTS
%• ADI E8s5$§CgaWffl
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-osly cure, ntrcsiirl - I
‘•U'^nenl atr^niT-tT a: cotintW
- the popularity the original.
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m, iji'ukVELGPEQ PARU
or ths nous v.onr islxkqkp, airxLorxn.
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CONSUMPTION.
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9m Uiuu ieoIttMief tbe wars* |la*w4W bsf
»um4\9€ bsra teseyswa. I►••$"»*!• nsTfbUi
SMMWWHWMtend TSO aOTTLSS nUKl
I rattand P I) eUe
[aa. r. a. rloul a. iBfisua, »«* Tak.
le ItsdiCvDvy]
SsefSir witdl
Manhood Restored
■nsEPTr***.—AvMSJmef yoeth/fTta^
,gsa. t .sfig
boston Rutabaga Turnips.
HIns y barrals just received on eoodgB
rut a aid for tala by
Georgft S. Jonet ;
BE WARDING
m* 1’SBs.ihii'
_ 1*0 isURIRBatL
The expense* »nd eArnlnuJ
r a paper with loo.ooo circuit 1
on srfll approxUntae as fol
tpws: Rece.Ptt—From tdver
In the winter of WI, while on exhibUkm In CloalmiliJ
panic-stricken audlen p.Ii
.. . .. j or w
blbtilouoo upanj
n tbeprrtd-nceo' nitric end panlc-ntrlck*
(ha original pelntlngol "Tho Prodigal Sun.'
> T '.w »jw*rt and sold by him to (he Kxblblli
tlslng. 500 Inches per ’l»>uie,M
‘he ratet ilc. a Ilue per im*
>f tlrcuUllou, t»r $1 u line fu-
iSSStJHL®® jH?.**: \ n : >W is, IHI, me nuiugoi an oruerawtu »»«
Wll c, u i fromBprompUy exiwited To each rabet rlber under (hi* offer
7J MS . nl th ® plctura*. cxccnt* d In oil e.)l«- ». ou
ot 80c - Tbe chart* Is to cover cost of stive *
"* fM|H |tttt|BtolnT prepayment of coat of delivery, eto , w* dclive*
lug them to any address, at I charge* p*ld.
NO BLANKS!
rdera. —. .
Lxvaasu — tuning iuo.oo>,
turpag*^ poet*ge, pr«as-workJ
paper, poetdge. pr«s*-woi
, fl.W* p*» to-ue, PL',«
•oiieJ work. lnridentala.iJ
to; total, LtirUU. Leaving tbc
•plendkl profit of tSBl.GOO. !
| Three-Worth* of this profit
|wUl be made out of the sale
ttl-tng siHoe. and stiver
..|5.ooa
TICKETS.
1 Capital 1
T> Pr«ms, Vo each 1
25 Premi.ta each
10000 Pram*,110each l««
W944 Premi, each. 171
Capital Premlnm. ..
< Capital PmInm.... 2,000
istra wiu pay |l» Una sirnpl) »CapJU} J*ramium^.. low
^caoafc the paper bss iuo.uxj | C-apltal Premium.. . # fioo
lrculatlrtj. lf l» had bat 10, i Capital Premium..^. *.A0
w they would pay but 10c. *
Inc. Tficwtota every snb 100,000 Cash Premiums Aggregation $200,013.
'Cnbr»w a pro rata earner ot , . ..... „
iverttatuc ptnflt*. to worth t« , In the above list all are CAMI premiums, of which
paper 91 loom circulation W.otiofWeach.tmAwsgatflapfhpt>■<—
Jfl. We propose to ktep thy {° ^OOO-e cash premium for xvaar subscriber,
le. as our share and repay tu torn than rJ-and
ur inbacrfben the Vi In .hi „ K1 , .
ropurikp w, wdi here tst.tw ft cosfs NOBODY ANYTHING TO SUBSCRIBE
■pssmstrinx twee u. ^RmeawiHHaM
ubttrlbeni uot of the paper’*
$r i1ni.5thu ueru of LXiuduj It, A* the snbecriptlon price wUHto do*lnct«1 when the cadi
rc nWcML premium la pa.d and the *ub*crlptlon begin*—(here art
I This h a plain statement > ^ blanks,
facts, and Involves no ueces- -*Wk|» PramM Vi IMP
U»y of resorting to illegal . . and And out. IMStt
methods as an excuse foro *‘ l Pl o! your letter we will send with the Pre
ing "numbered recelpta,” ana Engraving a sealed envelope containing ao ordei
Uircefl “fntmre 4rawlu<v“ or V 0 ’ c “ h . fremlonv ibvt will !„■ .iue you
•ftwaakf.a i» to slinDlr sndtbtae will be no waiting or uneertalPty.
msTS jmdke dlvtotau with BKBIMBIR. No 8UB0CR1P* ION PRICK NKBPB1
xireaZwcnbeoof anmaltahlt _ im ^*2
f tJ'Or r ..ic-ft %ri • ' ' I' • I I • .*. . •• •» , *
|n» wtlratwnra , . IbePtemloui Pjcturaaln acoJfl
■■■■■■■■■ ? in hi* Igmae or eflea sad make known to tboa
. , who rail how and ataere Mfnr«i them. Pdsitlvel
drine. Every v-t of thcN> plrtun--* «•* it out >ecun» aldlti-.nal »ahv'riberfi
•/Using profit* out of wh*. h » - pay th • < n-h Pramlums :■ •. ,. u th.* li-t •>
Tbertorrrt. &•*>.. on the p'.rt ir. -, have nothing to do wlthUia-* 1 -
irrlce, aa 1 w!I* barely cover th.; coat of advertising, drilvery and pa
ui U rv^ntovl lor tbe three - •
•»rdrr h* .t u >• «• *
•: -<'f- Kt hi. f.f th- •
knowladBtnR amount,
place* wtryre ‘ ’
\ (iold
inr. drlivury and packing *o targe a aha*
b will be eatcrrsl or sealed Cash • reuilun
scenes, and _
wbr the picture* are enclosed. Those who r
•1 Cash Premiums wfll Pitase td-gnph. at our expet
pa will not he aectpti t for picture charges, exi< i>
i»« We will send all the sealed Cash Premium Ord-p
person who Mud* a Uiol names, an I hs can
those whose names be send*, or b- can keep them and
names he *^nd
ten, 91-K;
for blwraff UI ib. bemfiu. lo.t ubt ranges with Imm whose m
... w mill he aaaS In elab orders for the M sligehir?-* Five, t: ■
J7 lO^tWfjjr, 9PQ9; thirty, fueg; forty, »17J»; fifty, a;l abov
j! VF 1 This to business from the word "Gor If yon send aa yc
m charge ou the oU plcfirra, we will send you a single C
or uot toA (X an fi. for there are no blank* We expect to secure th-
fifty, WOs
iddra
f) day a, and to be among the favo
mlamePSM Insengh noy bank, pom or s
^nefjafl. varau . *i.-i
k.exrr'ldof U
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