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Grandfather Lickflhiifglc'^ anil
aeon Radapinner, two patriarchs
”this community, were walking
down the street together yesterday.
It was remarkable that two such
men were not seen together ortcncr.
and people raised their hata to them
as they passed along and apoke to
them reverently.
“There's entirely loo much bitter
ness in tliis campaign, deacon,” said
Mr. Lickshingle, “and I regret it
exceedingly. Now, when we wne
young men and took an interval in
politicks we had none of title ever-
lastin’ cat haulin’,”
“Indeed we hadn’t,” acquiesced
Deacon Itedspinncr. “Take Jack-
eon’s campaign, for instance. There
vrux a lively interest taken by both
parties, but there was none of your
bullyraggin’ like wo see now-a-
days.”
•'•That's a fact, deacon,” said old
Lickshingle, “but ’tween roe ’n you,
I never thought much ot Jackson.
“He was o' mighty good man,”
Licksliingle.”
“He wux small potatoes to some
men we have now, deacon.”
“Who d’ ye mean?” demonded
the deacon.
“Well, there's Garfield,” »aid
Lickshingle.
“Garfield bo danged. Yon know
mighty well, Licksliingle, he coold
not have been 'tecled hog-rive iu a
hill town in Jackson’s day.”
••Hancock’s a good au* pare man
Didn’t he fight like a bull-dog iu
the war of the rebellion? Where
was Garfield skulking in the time
of disaster? In Canady, by thun
der. in Canady."
“What war Hancock doin with a
stilletlo in his boot the night Lin-
*coln was murdered ? Answer me
that. If Wilkes Booth had failed,
this Hancock was ready to finish
the job. Don’t talk to me I Dou.'i
talk to me!”
gilt's a lie,” howled the deacon, a*
he whirled around and faced old
Lickshingle on the street. ’
“It’s as true as holy wril, an’ any
man’s a liar that aaya so,” retorted
Lickshingle, too moch wrought up
to be particular at to his phraseolo
gy. r
“He’s a darn sight better man
than Hancock.”
“Go slow, Lickshingle, go slow !”
said the deacon, somewhat agitated.
“Oh, I know what I’m talkin
about,” retorted Licksliiugle, as be
stabbed the pavement spitefully
with bis hickory cane—-Hancock s
a spougbton bottle, that's what he
“An’ what’s Garfield? Great
guns what's Garfield? Didn’t he
lay a cheap John sort of pavement
aronnd the capilol and charge the
government one million dollars for
it?” and the deacon’s eyes blazed
with indignation.
•See here, deacon, look at your
man Hancock’s letter to Sherman.
Didn’t he try to blow up Washing
ton with glycerine? Say, didn’t
he? Ob, I read the uewspa|>crs,
old man, an’ know what’s goiug
on?”
“Yoo're a bald-headed old scouu-
drei,” yelled the deacon.
“You’re an old leper, and I can
wipe the ground with you,” howl
ed Liek-hingle, gripping his cape
nd advancing.
Friends jumped in, autl the two
Thriout old men were dragged
away in opposite dircc ions. The
dtsuik squirmed around iu the
anus of bis captor?, shook his cane
at Lickshingle, and hissed:
“Your roau Garfield would never
have gone into the army if he
hadn’t been drafted, audbe would
istksn gone then only be thought
he would be able to desert—the
onerystin of-n-gun!”
Tk« Crest Frand—How A Spirit
Dr. Forbes Winslow describes in
a letter to the London Standard
how a-frieud of his caught a spirit
A few p eeks ago at a sceance given
by out- Haitian, a medium. On en
tering the bouse Dr. Winslow says
he was shown into an upper room,
with folding-doors dividing the
bed-room from the siliiug-rooiu.
In tbit room were some f-iurteen or
fiflean people of different sexes. He
had notbceii io the room long be
fore be bbtieed that tlie chief per
former was not unaided. An elder
ly gentleman, evidently of an impet
uous nature, disturbed mud rather
interfered with the progress or the
sceance by demanding a light, stal
ing that lie bad caught llie spirit
hand—and doubtless he held that of
Bastian—but before a match could
be obtained it bad slipped away.
This for a moment seemed to inter
fere with the progress of the
sceance and with the antics of the
spirits, “Johnnie Gray” and -Mar
tin.” All lights were now turned
out will llie exception of one small
jet, and before long a supposed
spirit made its appearance at the
door behind the curtains. One of
the audience, Mr. Chamberlain, sj-
patently pretended to recognise this
ns the spirit of his departed brother;
but on its third appearauce smoth
ered it with cochineal by means of
a squirt, with which lie bad provi
ded himself, and Ramping forward
at the same time, he seized tlie spirit
and after having a severe struggle
to drag what proved to be some hu
man being into the room, withdrew
his fingers being nearly dislocated
in the contest. One of the coqfed-
erates turned out the gas, while
another guarded the door, the black
curtain baring been turn down in
the atiwggic. They insisted in go
ing into I be bed-room, but the me
dium was stated to be very ill in a
trance. He had, however, time to
takeolfhis disghisc, hut nottoel-
face ail Cite cochineal from his lace.
iey i Liver
CURE
$1.25 PER BOTTLE
A Positive Remedy for ADD
Kidney, Diver and Urinary
Troubles of both Hale and
Female.
Z^e&cL -bile Record: .
“It saved mjr life.”—”E. B. Lake!/, Selma,
Ala.
“It I * the remedy that will cure the many
peculiar to worm nMother’# >Iaga*
tine.
**It baa pawed «evera teats and won endorse-
ments from wine of the hi*beat medical talent
la the conntry.—Vew Yorl World.
**Xo Remedy heretofore discovered can be
held for one moment In comparison with it.'*
-C. A. Harvey, D I) n Washington. t>. C.
This Great Salural Remedy Is for
Sale by Druggists in nil parts or the
World. _
TET IT and TAKE ft 0 OTHER
U. if. WARNER & C«.,
ROCHESTER, W. V.
W. wilt
yon. 912 a Hay
aad upwards made at heme he the industrious.—
Mea.vesara.hoys and girls wealed everywhere
SO work tv ns. New Is the tit.* You cm dev is
your whole tine to the work, or ’oaly your
•pare momenta V* mker hudn*a» wtir . 01
snarly »a well. Ho oae wlllJu* to woik esa hi
to make enormous pay by ehxagteg a* once. Co»v
If Oatltaadu
Tara
lac mea
ihMht
WkjUMtU*
• fnw. A XRSI opportoolty
athr ant honorably. Adrfi
XllH.
COM) 1
Q'ty*! *h ’lies 1-* roAke money We
sed a | arson In every town toute
auhacnpUtMts f«r «h* Isr.-mt. rhrap-
vet and beat tUastrmted family paWU
t»Hon la the wocid any one can beitnur • snef
i eafni agent Ha elegant works or an given Awe
w» snbacr her*. The price ts so Iowiimi .'•ihh»i
ererybciy awhseritae use amt reports taking
*20 aabscribn * * *
■ dfwcttowa % „ «.
rve Outfit free. ■ if yea wear p-cjaM- work
•end ns yonr arfdrtaa at ooce It coat* nothing
te try the hsfism. No one who engages fails to
metre great nav. A “ “
tU Portland. Maine
Geoaoa 9iibk» A
STORE
IB HEADQUARTER!
Housekeeper’s
Supplies!
SATE MONEY
Ry Sending your order DIRECT to
HEADQUARTERS
^CABBAGES,
APPLES,
onions,
POTATOES.
Always on Hand !
BEST PEAMWT
IN THE WOULD J
The “ITALIAN FLAG 1”
J. B. REEDY!
HOKE BUT THE BEST
In Dry Goods and Clothing
Inducements Extraordinary!
TEETHlIMA.
miTBixe ronoERs.)
'A V-
..j •, HAS OPXMED A NEW
BHiKElYANOCOlFECTtOIERY
At the old stand of Joseph Demont, apd
will keep on hand at all times.
and is prepnretlto furnish
to the city nnd country FRESf
BREAD, CAKES, CANDIES,
sad all soods to hi. line, of b«t nullity and to*
prion.
H. also baa on band at hit Mara a food lot ot
/ using thru J
For sale by
w. h. Gilbert, act, a co.
L. E. & H. E. WELCH.
jaaSS-ly
*Wo T* Hell.”
Arm York norsM.l
Just M the ill-fated Vera Cruz
was about to sail, n pusseuger—n
man about forty, slightly built and
sallow complcxioncd, with hair in
clined to gray, who was dreed in
a sail of black—made himself con-
spicuous by h'» baud-.bnking anil
confidential chat, with a number of
gent leal -is friend* wiur Iin-I come lo
see him off. Even when the visitors
bad left the ship lie followed them
on to «he dock and went through
the porting ceremonial once more.
Finally he «*« called on board, llie
tlie gang-plank was drawn in, the
hawser* wnre lei go, the screw made
a revolution, and the Vera Crux was
in motion. The gentleman in black
standing near the ■h-rii,* raised Id.
bat a* a parting saline. On the
momenta stout-looking active man,
Of about thirl v years, rushed on to
the dock and looked up at the gen
tleman iu black, who having ob
served biro, made a motion for him
to approach that In- might bid him
adieu, it not shake hands, the urn
on dock cried outexeiedly. “.on
didn’t tell >se you were going! I
won’t shake hands with you! Go
to.liell! Go I* helll Go to hell 1”
Did evkr ship go to *e» before with
gVcbamnlediVtUiaf •
(SLOBH
CORSETS
Made under Cooley’*
ion gnara
d. vrrVh i
from 75 e**ota to 9200. and your order will be’
by return mail. Mamifactuied only by tha
Manufacturing Company.
BATES. EETD ft COOLEY,
343, SvJ find 317 Ii road tray,
w»ott»‘'*'rnv coons.
m
bear
PRY
ii@u9uua
P.IISEDY fee the core of ScroT-
ill, SjpoHis* hcnAl— Taint, Shei*
nwtlain, tlkite Kwcl;lmr f Coat, Colire,
t'oriMimplioa. Bronchitis Nervous De
ity, k>bm, nnd til unan a
m an lapnra c
Ala or scalp.
BOSA3ALIS
CUBES SCROFULA.
EAOSADALIS
Cares KheumnlUm.
aoSESSETs
Cares Syphilis.
EQaflBflIiIS
Cares Halaria.
-Corea Nervous Debility.
iii&szszssB^Bmn
?21C3ADALIS
SUCRES CONSUMPTION.
Ci hm SADALIS
fhM.fta tegredlente paWtabM rm every
n bfeF
IV IMra *
D
A
let rom --* t r lV-rattvca that exist, and Is aa
LsiXfcUcs.fc IJIootl Father.
S ROS A DALIS Is sold by all Druggists*
mm PI PANACEA
For 31. tlf and BEAST-
External and Internal.
TH3 CTiKATtSTT TAIX RgLgVER OF THE AO*.
Dr* Rogers’
Vegetable WORM SYRUP
C'JTFf»t eafo by all Drucglnfa.
;OI!V F* HEHRYJlIIimAN & CO. #
.«coiic.^ n£S?
E. CRIME.
Morris Mayer,
HAS ON HAND
IN THE WORLD!
Prepared and sold by SPENCER GRAVES, at Hillsdale, Worlli Co.
Georgia, jar Wholesale and Retail Merchants supplied on Commi«»ion.
August 26,1880—3m. SPENCER GRAVES.
Welch’s Corner.
THE LARGEST
Lemons,
Cocoanuts,
Turnips,
Oranges,
Pine Apples,
Beets,
Shelled Peanuts nnd Shelled
Almonds,
Foi Confectioners !
WINES, LIQUORS, SEGARS.
and a full line op
Staple and Fancy Groceries.
JOSEPH B. REEDY,
CiBOCF.ll A IMPOUTEIC OF FOREIGN FRUIT
SRvaitiinli, Ga.
GHAY’S SPECIFIC MEDICINE.
V«r*!*S WlARKTheGreat Kn TRADE MARK
gllali Reme
dy, • n unfail-
int? rrmeoy for
Seminal Weak-
near, Sperma
torrhea, Impo
tent jr. and all
diaeaaes that
follow, a* a se
quence of Self-
ww* n*iii*.lbuw; r twuni Tfiiita
of Memory, Lniversal Idusitude, Puin in tu**
Rack. Dimness of Vision, Premature Old Age, and
many other diaeaaes tnat Irad to insanity or con
sumption, and a pfemslure Grave dgrFull par
Uculars in <-ur p.-«mj l.lt t which »e desire to send
free by mall to rmv one d&’The Specific Med
icine is arid t»y ml dtupghts hi fl per rfkace.or
six pecks c lor $5, orwill heseni free by mail
on receipt of the money, by addressing
THE G AY MEDICINE CO.
Mechanic's Blo< k, Dktkoi :, Mich.
tS N >'d In Alhat.y <ud everywhere by all drug
gists. novlS-
Welch & Mitchell
Offer At. Their Popular
ALBANY BOOK AND JEWELRY STORE
THE LARGEST, CHEAPEST AND REST
Selected Stock of Miscellaneous Books,
SCHOOL BOOKS,
, WA11HU1IUH1,
Fine Gold Jewelry> Watches> 01ocks>
Musical Instruments, Cutlery and Fine Fancy Goods,
EVER BROUGHT TO THIS MARKET!
We have in stock an elegant lino of
NEWCHROMOS!
Goods sold at a small marg'n .if
Profit! -te
■ >»r large anil increasing sales enable us to
buy and sell id silch quantities
iS TO DEFT COUPETITION IN PRICES!
Call anil examine onr prices before pur
chasing elsewhere. No trouble Jto show
goods. tQr Ail orders promptly filled.
WELCH & MITCHELL,
Booksellers and Jewelers,
April 2!), 1880- ALBANY, RA.
H. FRASER GRANT. ” ' ' " E. E. CHEATHAM
To Merchants aad Farmers!
If you want a ^Ha^jirice and prompt returns for your COTTON and RICE
* SHIP IT Tb-
H. Fraser' Grant & Co.,
GENERAL COKIHIISSION MERCHANTS,
No. 72 Bay Street,. * Savannah, Ga.
Who will give PROMPT. PERSONA L ATTENTION, Sml make libeml cash
advances on all constopnents. t9~ BAGGING and TIES furnlshed at bottom
prices.
[sep9-4m.
E. L. WIGHT CO-
ALBANY, GA.
It
EPUE^ENT several of the mnvt prominent n
GIN HOUSE INSURANCE A SPECIALTY !
wr 1/ishi.h (Dji.’btkii and pan* promptly. —ii9.2
Books, Stationary, Jewelry,
i
Albany hMldM felt the need of another utoro of this character, *nd I take pleasnro in In-
my frl«d» nnd the public generally that I have recently opened In WJ1,!.1NGIIAM’8
BUK/K, in the itoTe formally occuided by Mr. Jo^opli Klirlich, a hbentiful aad eelect stock o
AUarantee«L Cii^
•vrmt
ASES, TOILKT SETS. SPECTACLES (H>LD PENH AND '
’LA oWjRTINO GOODS, NOTION’S, PERIODICA IA, Etc. ■*'/
EASONABLE DHOFIT and hopr to merit* a ahari? of pMliBts
l will be tffififtfb? <M*> ordi'rw frum a lUnunqt*, atul eatlufaciloii
-AwTVJO-
FINEST STOCK
OUR STOCK OF
-OF-
Clothing!
Drags and Druggist’s
STJJSriDHzIES
IS NOW LARGE AND COMPLETE
BOTH FOR JOBBING AND RETAIL.
.^3-Call orsend for Prices before sending off orders or baying elsewhere. ’
'We guarantee satisfection in goods and prices.
L.
Wholesale & Retail Druggis
ALBANY, CA.
WELCH & BACON,
Ever brought to Albany!
J. W. SHEFFIELD.
A inericus, Ga.
W. S. BELL, j
Albany, Ga. I
SHEFFIELD & BELL
WHOLESALE AND BET AIL DEALERS IN
TINWARE,
Menrn afl to
HO USE FURNISH INC GOODS!
Corn, Bacon, Flour, Agricultural Implements,
Plantation Supplies
Of all kinds always on hand.
Onr fnoilitiofl for Storing and Hanling Cotton aiw tinatirpasaed.
pr BUILDER’S MATERIALS, &c.
=S5rih
SPECIALTIES:
Table and Pocket Cutlery, Buggy & Wagon Wheels
AND
Timbers, Plow Stocks and Plow Hoes*
It is known that hot weather briugs sickness and that the greatest
care is nece-sary lo prevent disorders even on the port of tbewe most
healthy. Wbat there is in the beat that qboald came disease cannot
certainly be known, but cholera, dysentery, debility, laaeitude, vertigo
and many utber sodden and dangerous maladies come every se«eon and
cause great suffering and thousands of deaths Few people go through
the Bummer without unpleasant symptoms. The month becomes dry
and parched, the tongue furred with white, the pulse irregular, the
nend feverish, the body cramped and the limbs swollon and tired.
Ladies especially, with their natural dclecacy and tendency to female
troubles, find the hot weatner almost unbearable while little Children
are dying every day from exhaustion and because Parents neglect pre
caution and care A prominent and well known physician ofNew
York asserts as his positive belief that more than threefoarths of nil
so-called Summer complaints arise from disordered secretions, and that
these secretionary orgnss which, by being out or order cause so much-
trouble, are the kidneys and liver. The brain controle the life, bat
the lower part of the body rules the health.
There is one, and only one known vegetable that will absolutely
regulate and control the kidneys and liver at all times sod thus proven
■he many .dangers of the Bummer. That vegetable (a Weal Iudia jeaf.
is used ns the basis of Waraer's Safe Kidney and Liver Core. It is
pure pleasant to the taste and absolutely certain in Its results. It keeps
those who intelligently use it in perfetl health, and cures those whose
secretions arc deranged. For all urinary complaints of either sex it b
infallible For all billious trouble it is cumin. For the hot season it
is iovainable and every person of ca-e and Intelligence shnnld not fail
to keep Warner’s Safe Kidney and Liver Core near at hand, and nse
it upon approach of the the slightest symptoms. It may save your life
or that or some dear friend ; it will certainly prevent mnch suffering
It is fur Bale by druggists in all parts of the world; be careful and
take no other. “A word to the is wise sufficient,”
WE ALWAYS KEEP ON HAND
O. wL DAKTlBlk.
Rubber Eel ting, Lace Leather and Belt Hooks,
NAILS, IRON AND STEEL,
G-uns.Pistols,Powder,Shot,Caps & Cartridges
And in fact EVERYTHING Hint ought to be found in a First-Class
Hard ware .Store. Wo respectfully Invite you to call and sue our stock.
SHEFFIELD & BELL,
Next LWor to Gilbert’* Drnjf Btort, BROAD STREET, Albany, Ga.
WESTON, COLLIER & DAVIS
WAREHOUSE
-AND
ALBANY, GA.
■yyE RESPECTFULLY INFORM THE FARMERS TRADING WITH ALBANY that We
Opened the Planters’ Warehouse.
Lately kept by Mr. H. J. COOK, for the purpose of transacting a
Legitimate Warehouse and Commission
Business,
(Dd M* . (hip. Of th-tr Influence and natranan. Aa announced la the Sanaa, wa lalead to ho *ON
ONE SIDE OF THE COUNTER," beilevin* it t« utnt tor hi, aad, by *sr, I he REST tbr ih* firmer,
UMrafoia »• pints. «*» hooor not to bay cotton, but at alt tlmca to be In ouch condition aa will asabio
To Give to our Patrons Unbiased Advice.
IhirMR. baa wori) expeHanco aa a Warehouseman, tad will have scow*! man.naaiant
hjwlncre If you should favor ui with buslnota, please send, or give in person, onleu aa to the
IStW.C." r y r in°i!?!k. If ®»r baJaew dK uW W.p-.nt, wc wlll opeo iScSIM^-KUhT W ARE*
UUU'E al>>. ami wilt employ talbaal rclt.ble men to aM aa
1ST Uomfortable quarters tor patrons staying over night.
rr ■.‘.- vvr % WLSTOMj OOLHEK A DAVII.