The Houston home journal. (Perry, Houston County, Ga.) 1890-1900, September 18, 1890, Image 1
THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL.
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JOHN H. HODGICS, Proprietor,
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DEVOTED TO HOME INTERESTS, PROCRESS AND CULTURE.
PKICE: TWO DOLLABSA Year.
VOL.. XX.
PERRY, HOUSTON COUNTY, GEORGIA, TIIUESDAY, SEPTEMBER IS, 1S90.
NO. 38.
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Editorial Opinion.
Tlie Direct Trade Convention.
Local Progressiveuess.
Bath-Koom Beauty.
A Lesson from the Strikes. The Sex are Queer.
MACOK, GEORGIA.
Good Facilities, CInse Attention to Business, Liberal and
Square Dealing. Money Loaned to those who Deal with
Me at 8 per cent Per Annum.
Send l£e "STcmr OottorL.
C. B.WILLINGHAM.
IALKCDM, RAY & HINKLER,
450 MULBERRY STREET, MACON, GEORGIA.
The young man "who has been
sporting a sash is worried now to
know what the fad will be this win
ter.—Columbus Enquirer-Sun.
Savannah News.
WHOLSALE DEALERS IN
Corn, Oats, Hay, Bran, Meat; Sugar; Coffee,
Bagging and Ties,
AND A GENERAL ASSORTMENT OE CANNED GOODS.
Write to us, or call at the store,and we will guarantee satisfaction in every
particular. ^__
0. P.& i. E,
If
MANUFACTURERS OF AND DEALEES IN
SASH. SOOHS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS
MANTELS.PAINTS, OIL, LIME,
The people are begitihfng to
speak out'and the election of Gen.
Gordon to the Senate is a foregone
conclusion.^—Macon Telegraph.
A man is known by the compa
ny be keeps, and politcal moves
are judged by the character of men
that rally to their support.—rAmer
icas Times.
The Alliance has done more to
develop in the farmer a thoughtful
independence than almost every
thing else has been done.—Gor
don Press-Appeal.
Every woman who 5 lias a hus
band to support ■ will be glad to
learn that the attempt to keep mar
ried women from teaching in the
public schools has failed.—Atlan
ta Constitution.
AND
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MACON, - - - - - 1 - GA-
GEORGIA—Houston County:
J. S. Vinson, administrator, has ap
plied for leave to sell the lands belong
ing to the estate of- J. W. Bason, of said
county, deceased:
This is therefore to cite all persons
concerned to appear at the October
term, 1890, of the Conrt-of Ordinary of
said county, and show cause, if any * J
have, why said application should not oe
SI Witnessmy official signature this Aug.
28,1890. J. H. HOUSER, Ordinary.
GEORGIA—Houston County:
T V/Eagan, guardian of Mary C.
Stewart, has applied for letters of dis
mission from his trust:
Ang 28,1890. H ‘ ordinary!
GEORGIA—Houston County:
T O Skellie administrator of the es-
tateofMiss J. O. Kellogg, of said coun
ty, deceased, has applied .or letters of
dismission from his trust:
This is therefore to rat® all persons
concerned to appear at December term,
1890, of the Court of Ordinary of said
county, and show cause, if! any theyNave,
why said application should not be
Administrator’s Sale.
Georgia—Houston County:
Under the order of the Court of Or
dinary of said county, I will sell before
the court house in said county, on the
first Tuesday in October next, within the
legal hours of sale, all the lands of the
late Thomas Hardison, except the wid
ow’s dower, being portions of lots Nos.
84 and 109 in the 6th district of said
county, containing 115 acres more or less.
Sold for distribution. Terms cash.
E.S.WELLONS,
Adm’r. Thos. Hardison, dec’d.
Sept. 4,1890.
^Witness my official signature this
August 28, j^'g-QUSER, Ordinary.
money loans ~
On Houston farms procured at the low
est possible rates of interest As low, if
not lower than the lowest. Apply to
IV. D. Nottingham,
*» Macon. Ga.
money to loan.
In sums of 8300.00 and upwards, to be
secured by first liens on improved farms.
WM
Nov. 20th, 1889.—tf Perry* Ga.
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DEWTIST.
28^ Wliitehall Street, Atlanta, Ga.
SPECIALIST. CB0WHS AND
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Attorney at Law,
Judge of Houston Count y* Court,
Perry, Georgia.
Will practice in all the Conrte of this
Circuit except the County Court.
J. L. Hardeman, W. D. Nottingham..
HASDEHAN £ NOTTINSHAH,
Attorneys at Law,
Macon, - - - Georgia.
Will practice in the State and Federal
Ccurts. Office 306 Second Street.
The Georgia Alliance UeconJ.
A large S-page weekly, devoted to al
liance news, agriculture, horticulture,
Stock-raising, literary and general news.
Send for a sample copy. _ rmD _
Address ALLIANCE RECORD,
Montezuma, Ga.
The Home Journal and the Alliance
record will bo sent to one address one
Year for 82.30, strictly in advance.
HOUSTON SHERIFFS SALE.
I will sell on the first Tuesday in Oc
tober next before the the Conrt House
door in the. town of Perry between the
legal hours’of sale the following prop
erty, to-wit:
Lots of land Nos. 56, 73, north half of
lot No. 72, sixty-eight acres in the north
west comer of lot No. 25; also, 136
When some of the present con
gressional nominees are elected to
congress, it will astonish their rip
roaring constituents to see how
much they can’t accomplish there
i—Dawson News.
The Democrats of Georgia should
not forget that one McCune, an
unscrupulous Republican, with
headquarters at Washington, is the
man who is the leading the fight
against Governor Gordon.—Bruns
wick Times.
Col. Livingston, it seems, hasn’t
his eyes on the speaker’s chair of
the next congress. The imagina
tive correspondents seem deter
mined to have the colonel’s eyes
about everywhere except where
they ought to be.—Savannah
News.
There is no real reform demand
ed by the Alliance wbicb is not ad
vocated by Southern Democrats.
What reason, then, can there be
for Alliance ostracism of Demo
crats who are not allowed to be
Alliancemen?—Sparta Ishmaelite.
Something should be done to
check the dealing in futures. The
speculators have no consideration
for the basis of supply and demand
when they regulate the prices of
the commodities grown on a farm.
—Greensboro Herald-Journal.
57; all in the 11th district of Houston
county, and levied on as the property of
James I. Jones, to satisfy afi, fa- issued
from Houston Superior Court, in favor
of S. Waxelbaum & Bro. vs. James L
Jones.
M. L. COOPER, Sheriff-.
Perry, Ga., Sept. 2,1890.
of lot No-55, and 10iM acres of lot Ne. No better answer to the charge
H m jjjjr that the Southern whites and
blacks are not getting along well
together could be given, than to
point to the fact that the South
produced last year pretty near sev
en and a half millions of Thales of
cotton.—Savannah Morning News.
A commission to enforce just
rates to all points, and to . prevent
a competition which forces rail
roads to put rates too low at termi
nal points and too high at all
points along the lines, is what we
need. Equal privileges for all, and
no special privileges to certain
points is the thing.—Southern Al
liance Farmer.
The unfairness of the present
division of the public school fund
of Georgia is too patent to need
illustration or explanation. The
white taxpayers of Georgia have
submitted to this imposition as
long as they can afford to do so,
and they should instruct the mem
bers of the next Legislature to
this effect—Albany News & Ad
vertiser.
Geobgia—Houston County:
W. D. Day, administrator of the es
tate of Sarah Hudson, of said county,' de
ceased, has applied for leave to sell the
lands of said estate:
This is therefore to cite all persons con
cerned to appear at the October term,
1890, of the Court of Ordinary of said
county, and show cause, if any they
hove, why said application should not be
granted. . .
Witness my official signature this Sept.
4,1890. J. H. HOUSER, Ordinary.
Georgia—Houston County:
J. O. Sandefur, .administrator of the
estate of J. C. Morris, of said county,
deceased, has applied for leave to sell the
lands belonging to the estate of said de-
This is therefore to cite all persons con
cerned to appear at the October term,
1890 of the court of Ordinary of said coun
ty, and show cause, if any they have, why
said application should not be granted.
"Witness my official signature this Sept.
4, 1890. J. H. HOUSER,
4ty. • Ordinary,
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The direct trade convention at
Atlanta heard speeches in favor of
steamship lines between southern
ports and the chief ports of Eu
rope, passed' several resolutions
looking to the establishment of
such lines, and appointed commit
tees to gather information and to
do other things to advance the di
rect trade movement. The con
vention did all it could do and all
that it was expected to do. Few
of the delegates were prepared to
take a practical view of the direct
trade question. All were ready to
take a theoretical view of it, how
ever, and all the speeches were of
an encouraging character.
The Morning News sincerely
hopes that the movement started
at Atlanta will not be permitted to
die for want of further attention.
It should be pushed vigorously to
a point where it can be clearly de
termined whether it is possible for
it to be successful or not. The
gentlemen who spoke so enthusi
astically in support of it owe it to
themselves to^ demonstrate, if they
can, that their faith rests upon a
firm foundation. *
The Morning News has asserted
several times since the talk of di-
reet trade with Europe began that
it did not believe that lines of
steamships between southern ports
and European ports could
made self-sustaining, and it has
given reasons for- this belief. In
this respect it has differed from
some of its contemporaries who
have been insisting that direct
trade is feasible. It does not
however, oppose the direct trade
movement. It is ready to do ev
erything in its power to encourage
it, but it don’t propose to say that
steamship lines from southern
ports to Europe would pay until it
is convinced that it would. If such
lines should be established, they
would have to depend upon some
thing beyond their earnings—at
least for a time. The question is
who is going to furnish the money
to make up the deficiency between
their net earnings and the cost of
supporting them?
The ports that would be bene
fited by the lines might contrib
ute something, but would they be
willing to continue their contribu
tions long? The chances are that
the people would protest against a
tax for such a pnrpose, and the
number of public-spirited citizens
is too small to depend upon that
source for assistance.
The fact is that just as soon as
direct trade between the south
and Europe will pay, steamship
lines from southern ports to Eu
rope will be established, and
shrewd business inen Mill discover
when it will pay much sooner than
those who deal wholly in theories
with respect to this matter. There
will, of course, be a good deal of
talk of direct trade for some time
to come, and fine pictures of the
benefits it would confer upon the
south will be drawn, but what is
wanted are facts showing that di
rect trade will pay. They will not
be forthcoming.
The following from the Monroe
Advertiser, though written espe
cially concerning Monroe county,
will apply with equal force to
Houston, and every other county
in Georgia:
“We are aware that there are
some among us, who, being some
what inclined to the pessimistic,
claim not to see in their prophetic
vision anything promising in the
future of our country; bnt these do
not belong to that large, pushing,
energetic, hopeful class whp are
putting in opportune licks to-day
and leaving to-morrow to take care
of itself. These of the pessimistic
persuasion seem to have lost all
cognizance of the progress that
our country is making and has
made during the last decade.
These prophecies of coming disas
trous results were uttered ten years
ago, and even farther back when
the fever for abandoning the old
worn lands in Monroe and seeking
fresher fields in the west was al-
Yiewitm any light or from any
stand point you may, this crusade
.... —«-w— upon the lottery while the futures
infamy passes unnoticed is a pen
ny wise and pound foolish t busi
ness; a straining at very small
gnats while camels by the dozen
are gulped down without a wry
face, without a single wink or blink.
—Guthbert Liberal-Enterprise.
. At the present time there are
270 cotton mills in operation in the
Southern States, but there are a
large number of them which have
been capitalized and will be erect
ed during the next twelve months
and at once commence the manu- by impure blood.—Will drive Ma-
facture of yarns and all kinds of
cotton goods. The day is not far
distant when the manufacture of
cotton fabrics will cease in the
New England States, and the
South, where the cotton is raised,
will become the great manufactur
ing section of the country.—Maeon
Evening News.
our county from that date to the
present has not verified those
prophecies. During this period
much of our land has been im
proved until its fertility and pow
er of production far exceeds that
of former years. Thousands of
acres that were then nude and
well nigh barren are now rapidly
recuperating under waving forest
of pine and reacning up to a good
state of productiveness. There is
a great diversity of produbts. and
better crops are being made in pro
portion to the labor expended than
ever before. Better stock as a gen
eral thing is to be found in the
hands of farmers, and never in the
history of this county has the stock
raising industry, which is but just
begun, reached the extent it now
holds. At no time during these
years has there been a greater
amount of home products in the
county than is to be found now.
“Ten years ago Monroe county
bad one railroad passing through
her territory; now she has four
and not one of her citizens can re>
main in her limits out in the open
air, and get beyond the sound of
the railroad whistle. Ten years
ago her manufacturing enterprises
were restricted to a mere fleeting
thought passing through the brain
of some well-wisher of her future;
to-day her county site has in oper
ation several manufacturing estab
lishments, flourishing and pros
perous. - Never, at any period of
the past, have her farmers been
better and more thoroughly inj.
formed as to their individual and
the general interest than they are
now. Is there in all these things
nothing promising for the future
of our county? It may be that we
are too much of an optimist, yet
we must confess that, to ns, there
are strong evidences of local pro
gressiveness, and that these evi
dences point to a much higher de
gree of prosperity for the county
in the years to come.”
The New York Morning Journal
gives this description of Mrs. W
K. Vanderbilt’s magnificent bath
room: To begin with, the room is
in the most advantegeous location
in the big mansion at Fifty-first
street and Fifth avenue. It is
large, cool and with perfect venti
lation. Extending around the room
is a high marble wainscoting, per-
fectly plain, except for a band of
onyx ornaments, traced with lines
of gold, winch runs along the top.
Above the wainscotting the walls
J of the room are paneled with small
beveled mirrors, separated and
beautified with bands of gilt mold
ings. Upon this scintillating sur
face of glass are painted with ex
quisite. truth to life sprays of ap
ple blossoms literally laden with
blooms. In well-blended color
ing of cream and gold the ceil
ing is modeled in Henry II. orna
ments, for the bath connects with
a bed-room arranged alter the
style of Henry Ill’s time. No de-
most epidemic, but the history of scription of the painter’s work can
Passenger to colored porter—I
suppose you notice a great change
in riding back and forth so many
times? Colored porter (sadly)—
Yassuh, 1 notice the change, but
I doan’ git much of it no mo.’
People ain’t brung up as liberal
now-a-days as dey used to be.—
New York Herald.
An Iowa man named bis boy
Twice, so that lightning wouldn’t
strike him in the same spot.
Texas Siftings.
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worms may cause it to have epilep
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A Permanent Cure.
Eor years I was troubled with
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The Swift Specific Co.,
give an adequate idea of the beau
ty of the place, as each small mir
ror catches up on its beveled face
little refractions of color and light,
and echoes them back upon the eye
in immeasurable fantastic shapes
until the effect bewilders and en
chants.
Near the center of the apart
ment is the bath tub—and . bow
poor the English language must
seem to Mrs. Vanderbilt when it
presents no more aristocratic des
ignation for the lovely receptical
than the plain, plebian “tub.’?
But, however, the tub is cut out of
a solid block of marble, decorated
along its upper edge with a carved
molding of scallop shells. The
water flows into the tub through
faucets made in the form of swans’
beads, with beaks of solid silver.
Looking down into the tub, with a
suggestion Of anxiety upon her fea
tures as if she already felt the first
chill of the purifying waters,
stands a Greek maiden, sculptured
in a niche in the wall, her tunic
uplifted modestly as if she were to
step down in a moment for a frolic
with old Groton. This figure is by
one of the Coysevox brothers,
sculptors in the days of Louis XIV,
the original of which is in the
Louvre. There is not a piece of
movable furniture in the room, the
only resting place being a marble
slab, supported by fabled creatures,
also of the pure stone. The bath
room as it is to-day is said to have
cost quite a few gold eagles over
$20,000
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For sale by Hoitzclaw & Gilbert
sole agents.
‘Jiboose” is tha newest addition
to the vocabulary of politics, and
bids fair to supersede “Mug
wump.” The word is thus defined
by the New York Sun: “Jiboose,
is a professed Democrat who is
better and purer than his party in
his own estimation, and is loaded
with a set of prize package princi
ples which can never be put into
practice.” Are there any jibooses
in Georgia?
Atlanta, Ga. cure.
Tlie Use of Quinine.
There is no questioning the fact
that quinine is a valuable medicine
as a tonic, anti-periodic and anti
pyretic, and that its discovery has
greatly helped the cause of medi
cine. Still in a majority of cases
its use is not altogether satisfacto
ry as it frequently deranges the
system, producing headache, dizzy
feelings, convulsions and some
times even paralysis. It was the
endeavor of the eminent Dr. John
Bull, of Louisville, Ky.. to invent
a substitute for quinine, some
thing tbat would have all the good
qualities of quinine, and yet be en
tirely free from its evil tendencies.
How admirably he succeeded is
evidenced by the estimation in
which his remedy Smith’s Tonic
SjTup is held by the people; where
it is best known everybody uses it
in place of quinine and it never
fails to give the very best satisfac
tion. In cases of chills and fever
it is absolutely a safe and certain
the rights of organized labor. The
brick boycott likewise involves the
question of the rights of organized
labor. The boycott was ordered
by the anions because non-union
men were employed in the brick
yard. The question of wages or
horns of labor was far in the back
ground.
These three battles between or
ganized capital and organized la
bor, therefore, possess, apart from
the immense interests involved,
more than ordinary significance.
It is quite possible that these
strikes will result in the enact
ment of- laws in different states
regulating the relations to each
other of employers and employes.
It would certainly be more bene
ficial to labor, capital and to so
ciety if arbitration coaid be made
obligatory instead of optional.
This would be protection for both
sides in case of a misunderstand
ing. It would stop lock-outs on
the part of corporations and pre
vent labor organizations from rush
ing headlong into rninous strikes.
The public, which stands between
the corporations and their work
ingmen, are beginning to realize
that they have certain rights,
which both sides should be bound
to respect.
-There were four passengers of
us who got off at a country junc
tion to wait two hours for the train
on the other line—two men and
two women, None of ns had ever
seen each other before. The sta
tion was little better than a barn,
with no house nearer than a quar
ter of a mile. The two women
gave each other a loon and entered
the waiting room, where they sat
down'as far apart as possible, re-
Savannah Sows,
It is a notable fact that in all the
recent strikes the main question at
issue was not one of increased
wages or shorter hours, but that of
the authority of the trades unions.
The cloakmakers’ strike in New
York was a blow struck by the la
bor organizations to prevent the
employment of non-union men.
The strike was a success. The
manufacturers were obliged to
yield every point to the strikers, ^ ates New York Sun:
and the non-union men were dis- “Well, old boy,” remarked the
charged. The issue in the Knights s b?ange man to me, “have a
of Labor strike on the New York smoke?”
Central railroad was the claim the “Yon bet!”
knights made to have the cause of And in five minutes we were
the discharged members cf their well acquainted, and playing eu-
order inquired into by their lead- ehre under the shadow of a box
ers, or by a committee of which car. He didn’t take me for a thief,
their leaders should be members, and I never suspected him of mur-
or by the state board of arbitra- der, aud the two hours went by in
tion. In other words, the knights a "hurry.
denied the right of the railroad to Not so in the depot, however,
discharge any of its employes who For the first half hour the two wo-
were knights summarily and arbi- men glared at each other. Neither
trarily. The railroad hud dis- would speak first. Each was
charged fifty or sixty of the knights afraid of the other. One looked
without assigning any cause for ont into a turnip field and the oth-
doiug so, and declined to have its er into a swamp. Now and then
right for doing so questioned. It one or the other mustered up conr-
declined to have its action in- age to approach the door and look
quired into. The knights asserted out, bat always to immediately re-
that the employes in question were turn to her seat again. Only one
discharged because they were had a watch. She consulted it 8V*
knights. This assertion the rail- ery five minutes, but the other
road denied, and declared that the dared notask her what time it was,
knights were discharged for cause. As an offset, however, a wooden pail
Nothing was said about wages or half full of warm water stood near
hours of work, but volumes about her, and though the other lady was
Sir Charles Tupper, high com
missioner for Canada, is interested
in a scheme of railway and steam
ship service which is expected to
carry a passenger from Chicago to
London in seven days.
The Cause of Pain.
An ache or a pain is not of itself
a disease, it is bnt a symptom and
warns the sufferer that there is
something the matter with his
physical organization. Weak kid
neys, bad blood, and nervousness
are frequently the source or cause
of the many mysterious aching
sensations that afflict the bodv.
You Can remove the cause of such
distress by using B. B. B. (Botan
ic Blood Balm).
C. H. Robercs, Atlanta, Ga.,
writes: “My kidneys were disor
dered and gave me excruciating
pain. A single bottle of B. B. B.
helped me wonderfully.”
Win. N. Nelson, McDonough,
Ga., writes: “B.B. B. has bene
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was afflicted with severe nervous
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medicine.”
W. R. Ellis, Brunswick, Ga.,
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and it is a great thing for the
blood. It also cured me of rheu
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dying for a drink, she dared not go
over to the pail One had a novel,
and the other had a bundle of
shells and curiosities, and they
could have chatted and read and
visited, and had a good time. But
they dared not. They bad not
been introduced. What an awful,
awful thing, if they had spoken
and acted civilly, and then one had.
found ont that the other was only a
hired girl!
Samuel Slater first spun cotton
by power machinery in this coun
try one hundred years ago at Paw
tucket, B. I. A celebration will
be held there on Sept. 29th.
My wife had been so long afflict
ed with chills that her health be
came very bad. Quinine did not
agree with her, and I concluded to
give her Smith’s Tonic Svrup, and
to my astonishment two bottles muisiaciioi
made her perfectly well.-P. C.J funded. Price 25 cents
Lee, Rigbee Valley, Miss. For sale by Holtzclaw & Gilbert
Witin ii the Jjaw.
“I want to be posted indelaw,”
said a colored woman who called at
the Gratiot avenne station the oth
er day, says the Detroit Free Press.
“Well?” replied the sergeant.
“I’ve got a gal.”
‘•Yes.”
“An’ she’s gota beau.”
“Very likely.”
“I can’t abear him, a’ I doan’
want him’round de house. What
ca’se shall I take?”
“Have you ever given him a
hint?
“Land, sah! bnt I jes’ tole him to
cl ar oufe, or I’d bnsfc him to smash!
reckon dat’s a bint.”
“But he didn’t go?”
“No, sah. Now, den, I want to
know how far 1 can go an’ keep
widin’ de law. I’ve talked to him,
Lowed water on him, hit him wid
a club, called him names, made de
dog bite him, an’ p’inted a pistol at
him, biit be won’t stay away. How
much fnrder kin I go an’ not break
de law?. Could Idim stan’ in de
yard an’ mow him across de legs
wid an old scythe when he come in
de da k? Could de pistil go off ac
cidentally?”
When advised to try peaceful
measures, she indignantly respond
ed:
“Dat’s what I dun did in de very
go-off. I took Mm by de collar an’
frowed him ober de gate!”
The statement was recently pub
lished m the New York Sun that
“every known relative of the Presi
dent and Mrs. Harrison, except
•John Scott Harrison, the presi
dent’s half-brother, who is a dem
ocrat, has been appointed to office
by the president. 5 ' And now a cor-
respondent writes to the Sun that
John Scott Harrison also holds a
lucrative position in one of the ter
ritories; so that every known rela
tive of the president and his wife
m now living on the government.
Evidently the president thinks pol
itics is mighty uncertain, and that
he had better be getting all he can
oat of the government for him-
self and his relatives while he
can.
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