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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE 1
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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LALA PALOOZA A Suprise Greeting By RUBE GOLDBERG
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BETTY , S IDEA
“Silence!” exclaimed the teacher,
l—, as she was writing on the black
board.
Unfortunately, little Betty did not
hear her.
“I say,” she said, pointing to Bet
ty, “do you know what silence is?”
The little child thought for a mo
ment.
“Yes, miss. Silence is what you
don’t hear when you listen for itl”
Obliging
Grocer—Then you don’t want no
cranberries?
Customer—No; I’ve changed my
mind. I see your cat is asleep in
those cranberries.
Grocer —Oh, that’ll be all right, I
don’t mind waking the cat up.
City Cameo
“And why did you leave your last
situation as secretary?”
“Because I wouldn’t let my chief
kiss me.”
“That’s a pity, because in other
respects you seem as if you’d suit
me admirably.”
HURRY By
GLUVAS WILL.AMS "] []
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Knitted Rag Rug to
Make in Soft Colors
By RUTH WYETH SPEARS
HERE is news for those who
have been writing me for
more rag rug designs. A special
Rug Leaflet has been prepared for
you. It will be included free upon
request with your order for the
two books offered herewith. If
you already have these two useful
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books, send 6 cents in stamps for
the Rug Leaflet.
Wooden knitting needles %-inch
in diameter are used for this rug.
Cut or tear the rags %-inch wide
and knit them in strips 10 inches
wide, changing colors every 10
inches by cutting the material
close to the needle and sewing a
new color to it.
When three strips have been
knitted with the colors arranged
as shown here, sew them together
on the wrong side with heavy car
pet thread.
NOTE: Be your own decorator.
Make new draperies; curtains;
slipcovers; bedspreads and dozen*
of other things for every room.'
Mrs. Spears’ Sewing Book No.
I—“SEWING, for the Home Deco
rator,” shows you exactly how,
with step-by-step illustrations.
Book 2—Gifts, Novelties and Em
broidery, shows you how to make
fascinating things from odds and
ends and will save its cost many
times. Books are 25 cents each;
if you order both books, the Rug
Leaflet is included FREE. Ad
dress: Mrs. Spears, 210 S. Des
plaines St., Chicago, 111.
[ Safety Talks J
Crossing the Road
lITERE’S the modern counter
*•* part of the ancient chicken
poser:
Why does a pedestrian cross the
road—at the wrong places and
without looking?
That’s what the National Safety
council is trying to find out after
an examination of its records
which proved that at least a third
of the pedestrians killed in rural
areas and 40 per cent of those
killed in cities were crossing at
places other than intersections.
In 1937, the loss of life from
these classifications mounted over
the 5,600 mark.
oRelieve0 Relieve the dis
comfort—put 2
drops Penetro
Nose Drops In
each nostril—the
astringent-like
action of the
ephedrlne and
essential oils re
lieves the conges
tion, permits freer
nasal breathing.
Soothing, cooling,
quick-acting. Peel
relief with every
breath you take.
PE METRO g«° s p?
Heart to Heart
A man cannot touch his neigh
bor’s heart with anything less
than his own.—G. Macdonald.
NERVOUS?
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Are you cross and irritable? Do you scold
those dearest to you?
U your nerves are on edge and you feel
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Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound,
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For over 60 years one woman has told an
other how to go "smiling thru" with reliable-
Pinkham’s Compound. It helps nature build
up more physical resistance and thus helps
calm quivering nerves and lessen discomforts
from annoying symptoms which often ee
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Why not give It a chance to help YOU?
Over one million women have written In
reporting wonderful benefits from Pinkham’s
Compound.
Personal Mastery
He that would govern others,
first should be master of himself.—
Massinger.
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Conditions Duo to Sluggish Bowols
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associated with constipation.
Without Rick H ct ft *"• h° x of NR from yonr
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11 not delighted, return the box to us. We will
refund the purchase
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newspaper.
Make a habit of reading the advertise
ments In this paper every week. They
can save yo» time, energy and money.
