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Fun for the Whole Family
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J “I’ll have,” said the snooty young '
freshman to the student waiter,
“two eggs, boiled exactly 3 minutes
and 10 seconds; toast, buttered, and
be sure it’s not too hard; coffee,
with cream, but not too much
cream—”
“Yes’m,” bowed the waiter. “And
what special design would you like
on the dishes?”—Washington Post.
Silenced
Quack doctor(to rural audience)
—Yes, gentlemen, 1 have sold these |
pills for the last twenty years and
never heard a word of complaint.
Now, what does that prove?
A Voice in the Crowd—That dead
men tell no tales.—Santa Fe maga
zine.
Humane Act
Landlady—l see your cup of tea
on a chair, Mr. Boarder. A peculiar
place to put it!
Mr. Boarder—Not at all. It’s so
weak I put it there to rest.—The
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WHH NARROW PARKING SPACE
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TIPS ,o
Gardeners
Flowers for a Purpose
/GARDENERS want flowers for
house bouquets, for beautifi
cation of the yard, or both. To be
certain of an abundance of flow
ers for cutting throughout the
growing months, however, the
gardener need only plant packets
of three or four of the following
flowers:
Annuals—Snapdragon, aster, ca
lendula, calliopsis, candytuft, car
nation, bachelor button, cosmos,
dahlia, larkspur, annual lupin,
marigold, nasturtium, salpiglossis
and zinnia.
Perennials—Columbine, coreop
sis, gaillardia grandiflora, peren
nial lupin, pyrethrum (painted
daisy), and shasta daisy.
For earliest bloom, the follow
ing are recommended by Harry
A. Joy, flower expert: Calliopsis,
candytuft and calendula, among
the annuals, and coreopsis, del
phinium and pyrethrum, among
the perennials.
For late-blooming cut flowers,
grow zinnia, marigold, gaillardia,
snapdragon, aster, cosmos, dahlia
and larkspur. .
RAW
THROAT
If Your Sore, Scratchy Throat
Comes from a Cold—You Can
Often Get Fast Relief this Way
1. To obho pain and 2. If thro; I is mw
discomfort and ro- from cold, crush and
duco fevor take 2 dissolve 3 Bayer Tab
llayor Tablets Ids in ] / 3 glass of
drink a glass of water, water ... gargle.
Just Make Sure You Use
Genuine BAYER Aspirin
The simple way pictured above
often brings amazingly fast relief
from discomfort and sore throat
accompanying colds.
Try it. Then see your doctor.
He probably will tell you to con
tinue with Bayer Asmrin because
it acts fast to relieve discomforts of
a cold. And reduce fever.
This simple way, backed by
scientific authority, has largely
supplanted the use of strong medi
cines in easing cold symptoms. Per
haps the easiest
wayyetdiscovcrcd.
But get genuine
BAYER Aspirin.
15 FOR 12
2 FULL DOZEN 2So
Two Examples
When you see a good man, think
of emulating him; when you see a
bad man, examine your own
heart.—Confucius.
GAS SO BAD
CROWDS HEART
"My bowel* were io ilaggiah and mj
•tomach io bad I wu ju«t miserable. Some
times gas bloated me until It crowded my
heart. I tried Adlerika. Oh, what relief.
The first dose worked like magic. Adlerika
removed the gaa and waste matter and my
stomach felt so good.”—Mrs. S. A. McAml*.
If gas in your stomach and bowels bloat*
?ou up until you gasp for breath, take a
ablespoonful of Adlerika and notice bow the
•tomach GAS is relieved alrnoet at once.
Adlerika often moves the bowels in less than
two hours. _ Adlerika is BOTH carminative
end cathartic, carminatives to warm and soothe
the stomach and expel GAS, cathartics to
clear the bowels and relieve intestinal nerve
pressure. Recommended by many doctor* lot
85 years. Get genuine Adlerika today.
Sold at all drug stores
Affinity of Friendship
Friends follow the laws of di
vine necessity; they gravitate to
each other.
Penetro has from
kJrrllwii* two to three times
mDiner- as much medica
n *» tion as any other
KPIIPVI! nationally sold
IICIICfC salve for cold dis .
YOUR CHILDS comfort.
mi mm ■am That’s one reason
I 111 il k i 3 used by so
lUIU many mothers In
America and 37
DISCOMFORT foreign countries.
Always demand
stainless, snow
white Penetro.
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