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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE]
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young /
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BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN I —i 1
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LALA PALOOZA - Plenty of Air and Scenery By RUBE GOLDBERG
MISTER VINCENT,/ HIVES, IF I AGREE WITH YOU, I WAS IN SAID FOR YOU 1 SIR - ) LOOK
HERE S WHERE J SHE MARRIES -MISTER VINCENT- f LOVE’ONCE, V° TO WEAR THIS ) K AND GOOD HER ; f)
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ME TO LEAVE/ IT’LL BREAK ALL BOSH | I BROKE IN CASE IT \ SHE’S ONLY
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S’MATTER POP— Try Her With Red, Then By C. M. PAYNE
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MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley Birds of a Feather I |
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POP— A Confession No Matter How He Answers By J. MILLAR WATT
ME- SAID ME COULD 1 ASKED HIM IF HE HAD
answer well given up swearing /
ANV QUESTION WITH
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D _ Curse of Progress
W. M. Bj
□ KNEW WHAT HE WANTED
Sportsman—l want to look at
pi some mirrors.
Storekeeper—Hand mirrors?
Sportsman—No, some that I can
see my face in.
The Scoundrel
Father—When he proposed didn’t
you ask him to see me?
Daughter—Yes; and he said he
had seen you several times, but that
he loved me just the same.
Some Feat
Mrs. Harris (to visitor) —Yes,
Mary is studying German and al
gebra. (To Mary) Say good-morn
ing to the lady in algebra, darling!
Real Woe
Small Son—What does the agony
column mean, dad?
Father—The racing results, my
boy.
Not Quite Perfect
“I don’t smoke and I don’t drink.”
“No bad habits at all?”
J “Yes—l tell liesl” , J
' FOLKS NEXT DOOR By cluyas williams | J
ARE HARO OH FRED
PERIEV'S DISPOSITION, BECAUSE
. , SHOUEIS HIS DRIVEWAV CLEAR SO HE CAtf
fcE'T HIS CAR OUT THE STREET PLOW COMES
Wfa AJ.OK6 AND BLOCKS IT UP AS AIN
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Sailing our auditing tarvica to all
BUSINESS CONCERNS
Exparlanca net nacaoary ... Larga flald.
NATIONAL PREIOHT BUREAU, ROCHESTER, N. I.
(ESTABLISHED 49 YEARS)
rIL AROUND
THE HOUSE
Have Several Measuring Cups.
—Having more than one measur
ing cup handy Is a great asset and
time-saver in cooking.
a a a
For Cleaning Bed Springs.—Usa
a dishmop on which a small
amount of furniture polish has
been placed.
a a a
When Making Toast. It im
proves it both in taste and digesti
bility if the slices of bread are
laid in the open oven for a little
while before toasting them. They
will toast better and more evenly
if given this advance treatment.
a a a
Use for Pickle Vinegar.—Vine
gar left over from sweet pickles
makes a tasty seasoning for
chopped cabbage.
a a a
Save Your Rugs. Frequent
home cleaning of rugs actually
makes them last longer.
a a a
LANDOWNERS TOWN FARMERS,
BANKERS MAKE YOUR FARMS MORB
PROFITABLE. GROW KUDZU. Govornmen*
pay* $8 per acre for setting Kudzu. We era
tho oldest and largest big growers of Kudzu.
We Offer CHOICEST KUDZU CROWNS; 100
SOo, 800 $3.80, 1,000 S«,QO. Writ# for “Pact*
About Kudzu"—Get posted on this great new
Crop. The Kudzu Farms, Barnesvllle, Oa.
1/ncle
Offspring of Imagination
Scandal is when you don’t know
as much as you can guess.
Happy the man that reaches the
top who still has one ardent bosom
friend to cherish.
It makes a man admire a wom
an’s intelligence to see how easily
she can tell the front end of her
new hat.
Enough is what would satisfy us
—if the neighbors didn’t have any
more.
With Regrets to Follow
When one passes an evening
wisely he gets his satisfaction out
of it by thinking about it next
morning; but when he spends his
evening in folly he thinks he is re
warded right there and then.
A good idea kept to yourself Is
worthless—passed on to others it
becomes a valuable asset.
( Safety Talks )
Can It Be the Climate?
'T'HERE’S something about west-,
-*■ ern climate I But Rocky
Mountain and Pacific Coast cham
bers of commerce will file an in-,
dignant disclaimer that the cli-j
mate had anything to do with thi«:{
The National Safety council’s re-j
port on 1937 shows a solid block otj
11 western states, excepting Utah,
had higher accident death rates
for the year than any other group,
of states in the country. Washing-:
ton, Oregon, California, Idaho,
Nevada, Arizona, Montana, Wyo-,
ming, Colorado and New Mexico—
in each of these states an average
of more than 100 persons, per 100,-
000 of population, suffered acci
dent deaths in 1937. Utah barely
escaped the “100 or more’’ group
with an average of 99.4.
Florida (chambers of commerce
please note) and Delaware were
the only other states with an aver
age of 100 or more accident deaths
per 100,000 of population last
year. Florida’s average was 105.6,
and Delaware’s 105.7. Nevada’s
average of 137.8 deaths was the
highest reported by any state,
Rhode Island’s average of 55.9
deaths was the lowest.
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Joseph Aspirin. It’s
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headaches. 12 tablets, 10c.
WNU—7 9-30
