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nine.
“No, son,” his mamma grimly
said, “they’re more in papa’s line.”
Careless
“Is he a reckless driver?”
“Say, when the road turns the
same way he does it’s a coinci
dence.”—Philadelphia Bulletin.
It Happens Too Often
Diner—Waiter, there’s a button in
my soup.
Waiter (ex-printer)—Typographi
cal error, sir; it should be mutton.
Family Model
“I’m a self-made man.”
“You are lucky. I am the re
vised work of a wife and three
daughters.”
Self-Confidence
Teacher —If you added 39 and 26,
what would you get?
Oliver—The wrong answer every
time.
CONVERSATION By
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( Safety Talks )
Like the Chicken, We —
IT BEGINS to look as though
* maybe we humans are second
cousins to the chickens when it
comes to crossing the road.
Of 7,250 pedestrians killed dur
ing 1937 in traffic accidents that
occurred in cities, says the Na
tional Safety council, in its 1933
edition of “Accident Facts,” 85 per
cent were struck while crossing
the road.
About 2,900 persons were injured
fatally while crossing a street
somewhere BETWEEN intersec
tions. Approximately 3,260 met
their death at intersections. Either
they were crossing the intersec
tion with the traffic signal, against
the signal, diagonally, or were
crossing an intersection at which
there was no traffic signal. Dead
ly and tragic work at the cross
roads!
Quick CT
UOTES
A GUARANTEE
enterprise a chance and I will
give you llic guarantee of a hap
py and prosperous America.”— U, S.
Senator Josiah IV. Hailey.
They won't BSLSEVE
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Good old reliable castor oil, a house
hold stand by for generations, has
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new refining process washes away
all the impurities, which, in the past,
made castor oil so objectionable,
leaving Kellogg’s Perfected Tasteless
Castor Oil odorless, tasteless, EASY
TO TAKE, full strength, always de
pendable. Got a bottle of Kellogg's
Perfected today for general family
use. Demand genuine Kellogg's Per
fected accept no so-called "taste
less" substitute. Sold at all drug
stores in 3'/z oz, refinery-sealed
bottles —only 25c a bottle. Approved
by Good Housekeeping Bureau.
IkJma
Misplaced Pride
To be proud of learning is the
greatest ignorance.—Jeremy Tay
lor.
How Women
in Their 40’s
Can Attract Men
Here’s good advice for a woman during her
change (uaually from 38 to 52), who fears
sho’ll lose her appeal to men, who worries
about hot flashes, loss of pen, dizzy spells,
upset nerves and moody spells.
Get more fresh air, 8 hrs. sleep and if you
need a good general system tonic take Lydia
E. Pin khan's Vegetable Compound, made
especially for women. It helps Nature build
up physical resistance, thus helps give more
vivacity to enjoy life and assist calming
jittery nerves and disturbing symptoms that
often accompany change of life. WELL
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Of a Kind
The sincere alone can recognize
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of Harmful Body Waste
Your kidneys are constantly (Uterine
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poison the system and upset the whole
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Symptoms may be nagging backache*
persistent headache, attacks of dizziness*
getting up nights, swelling, puflines*
under the eyes—a feeling of nervou*
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Other signs of kidney or bladder di*-
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frequent urination.
There should be no doubt that prompt
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