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r THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE I
Clean Comics That .Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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last night. r-
Bill—'Where?
Joe —All the way home.—Provi
dence Journal.
Ripe Old Age
Mr. Miller—lf Shakespeare were
alive today, he’d be looked upon as
a remarkable man.
Joe—l’ll say so. He’d be 300
years old.
King David’s Team
Teacher—George, who defeated
the Philistines?
George—Aw, I don’t know. I don’t
follow those bush league teams.
Music Appreciation
Jane —Did the audience show feel
ing when Joe sang?
Andy—Yes. They were all feel
ing for their hats.
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"Is Bliggins a book lover?”
“He must be. He never returns
J any that he borrows.’ L
FOLKS NEXT DOOR By gluyas williams [ J
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SEEIK6 THE PEOPLE NE*T DOOR, WITH WHOM HE HASN'T
BEES OS SPEAKING TERMS LATHIN', DRIVE AWAY, HE ___
SSEAKED OVER TO -THEIR. 6RRA6E- T"0 SEE If HE COULD V
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I Towels or Picture
In Quick Stitchery
You’ll love these quaint motif*
that make a hit wherever they’re
used! The appropriate mottoea
(they come in pairs) make them
unusual as towels and equally ef
fective as small pictures or for
pillow-tops. They’re mainly in 10
to the inch cross-stitch with a bit
of other simple stltchery to lend
variety. They’re fascinating to do.
Pattern 6242 contains a transfer
pattern of 6 motifs averaging 6%
by 7% inches; color schemes; ma
terials needed; illustrations of
stitches.
To obtain this pattern, send 15
cents in coins to The Sewing Cir
cle, Household Arts Dept., 259
West 14th St., New York, N. Y.
Prepared for Big Stuff
After First Encounter
An Englishman visiting a friend
in Nevada, where the air is rare
and distances deceptive, started
on a stroll with his host to a moun
tain which seemed but a few miles
distant. After walking for several
hours, he was amazed to find the
mountain was apparently no near
er and to have his friend explain
that it was still 30 miles away.
Returning home by a different
route, they came upon an irriga
tion ditch. The Englishman sat
down and began removing his shoes.
“What on earth are you going to
do?” asked his host.
The Englishman, gravely con
templating the ditch, replied,
“Swim this river!”
( Safety Talks J
The Careless Male
It appears that the male of th#
species is more careless than th*
female.
Of every 100,000 males in th*
United States, 119.6 were killed in
accidents during 1937, reports th*
National Safety council.
Only 51.3 of every 100,000 women
suffered accident deaths.
"St. Joseph” la accurate
/Amirfltp\ ,n strength, quality,
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% ASPIRIN/contain accurate dosage,
12 tablets for only 10c,
Labor’s Part
Genius begins great works; la
bor alone finishes them. —Joubert.
NERVOUS?
Do you feel bo nervous you want to ecreamT
Are you cross and Irritable? Do you scold
those dearest to you?
It your nerves are on edge and you feel
you need a good general system tonic, try
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound,
made etpecially Jot women.
For over 60 years ono woman has told an
other how go “smiling thru" with reliable
Pinkham's Compound. It helps nature build
up more physical resistance and thus help*
calm quivering nerves and lessen discomforts
from annoying symptoms which often SO
company female functional disorders.
Why not give it a chance to help YOUT
Over on* million women have written b>
reporting wonderful benefits from Pinkham’s
Compound.
Multiply Faults
Not to correct one’s fault i* to
make new ones.—Confucius.
FEEL GOOD
IHero Is Amazing Raliaf for
Conditions Due to Sluggish Bowsls
./ r-» M_ _ », If you think all laxatives
ac * alike. Just try this
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AußtUUmuPr Ho mild, thorough, re
freshing, invigorating. Dependable relief from
sick headaches, bilious spells, tired feeling when
associated with constipation.
IMitlinirt Dick get a 250 box of NR from your
nlinoux RISK druggist. Make the test —then
It not delighted, return the box to us. We will
refund the purchase
MkTableU today*
QUICK RELIEF
FOR fIC,D
INDIGESTION
Greater Flatterer
Self-love is the greatest of flat
terers. —Rochefoucauld.
