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Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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POP— Better Than Medicine By J. MILLAR WATT
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_J Voice over phone—l can’t sleep,
Doctor. Can you do anything tor
me?
Doctor—Hold the phone and I’ll
sing you a lullaby.
They Do at Home
Teacher—Some fish swim long,
long distances. Can you name one?
Pupil—There’s the goldfish that
swims all the way around the globe.
A New Model
Visitor—What make is your grand
son’s new car?
Old Lady—l think I heard him
say it was a Wow.
Unexpected Turn
"How is your wife coming with
her driving?”
"Not so good. She took a turn for
the worse last week.”
Still at It
An historian says that women used
cosmetics in the middle ages.
They still use cosmetics in the
■J middle ages.
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wi5HiN6 it> disturb ernie he trotted over td unscrew the
BUIB, BUT HE HAD A HARD TIME EXPLAINING THINGS To THE
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POULTRY
BRED FOR PRODUCTION! Doek*
RAISED FOR PROFIT: Chloka
SOLD BY OPACITY : Turkey*
STARTED CHICKS; Pallets
MILFORD HATCHERY >“0!
S AROUND
THE HOUSE
When Buying Kitchen Tools.—
Consider their weight, the sharp
ness of the cutting edge, and how
comfortable their handles are.
• • •
Longer Life for the Broom.—An
ordinary broom will last longer if
dipped in boiling soapsuds for a
minute or two each week.
• • *
For Tar Stains.—Rub tar stains
on cloths with lard, and after
wards wash out in hot water to
which a little liquid ammonia has
been added.
• • •
Caution.—Any spot that is too
hot to place your hand is too hot to
place a can of kerosene.
• • *
Wrap Up Meats.—Steaks, pork
and lamb chops, ground meat,
bacon and other cuts of meat will
shrink if stored in the refrig
erator unwrapped.
• * *
Save the Crockery.—Crockery
will not be so easily broken if you
wring out a spare dish-cloth and
spread it over the draining board
before placing the washed china
on the board. The dishes will not
slip and will need less drying, as
the water drains into the cloth.
* * •
No More Frayed Edges.—Trou
sers will not fray along the edge
of the turn-up if a strip of skirt
binding is sewn just inside, where
they rub on the wearer’s shoes.
Replace the binding when worn,
( Safety Talks )
Driving Too Fast
THE 28 states which pub
lished facial traffic accident
summaries for the year, 21 classi
fied more drivers as “exceeding
the speed limit’’ or “driving too
fast for conditions’’ than were
charged with any other kind of
improper driving.
All 28 slates combined, says the
National Safely council, in its 1938
edition of “Accident Facts,” re
ported about 18 per cent of the
drivers in fatal accidents and
about 9 per cent of the drivers In
non-fatal accidents were in this
category.
Don’t Sleep When
Gas Crowds Heart
II yon ton In bed and can’t Bleep from oonr
atipation and awful QAS BLOATING remem
ber this: To get quick relief you muat cat
DOUBLE ACTION. Vou muat reliere the
GAS. You muat clear the bowela. A died lot
la juat what you need bcoauac It aeta on ti>«
atomi job and BOTH bowela. Adlerlka la
BOTH carminative end cathartic. Carol;
native* that warm and aootha tha atomaoh
and expel OAB. Cathartin that quickly and
gently clear tha bowela of waste matter that
may have eauaad GAS BLOATING, aour
atomaoh, aleeplen night* and indigestion for
month*. Adlerika relieves atomaoh cm almost
at pnoe. Adlerika usually acts on the bowela
in len than two hours. No waiting for ot*P>
night relief. Adletiks doc* not gripe, ia got
habit farming. Get genuine Adlerika iiHafi
Sold at ail drug store*
Friendship Through Fire
The firmest friendships have
been formed in mutual adversity;
iron is most strongly united in the
fiercest flame. —Colton.
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Free Truth
Truth never was indebted to a
lie.—Young.
WNU—7 19—81
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