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(Copyright, by S. L. Huntley.)
POP— What Is One Man’s Hazard Is
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[ Curse of Progress
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TRAFFIC SAMSON
Douglas—My father is a police- L
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Dave—ls he strong?
Douglas—l’ll say he isl He holds
up the buses with one hand.
What a Hint
“What is home without a moth
er?” said the personable young
man.
“Well,” replied the sweet young
thing, “I am tonight.”
Worthless
Man (to druggist)—Will you give
me something for my head?
Druggist—l wouldn’t take it as a
gift.
Still Touchy
Operator—Number, please?
Ex-convict—Say, don’t get funny.
I’ve been usin’ a name for almost
two weeks now!—Telephone Topics.
At Times
Scallop—ls insomnia catching?
Axtater—lt is when your baby has
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WAV FULL SREEP, WAVING fiRM.'iJ HALF A DOZEN OTHERS 1R06? iIVEAINS ADVERtISEMEffFS
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FARM LANDS
II W.E. (BUCK) HANCOCK {
Licensed Broker
FARM LANDS * ACREAGE
MADISON, FLORIDA
• Write for Listings •
BABY CHICKS
ETO* CHIOS'S,” 100"-1
Georgia U. 9. Approved I
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POULTRY
BRED FOB PRODUCTION! Duck*
RAISED FOR PROFIT; Chick*
SOM) BY OPACITY: Turkey*
STARTED CHICKS: Pullet*
MILFORD HATCHERY wkwvUli p"©!
Long-Winded Pasha
Probably the longest speech of
modem times was the address
made by the Turkish president
Kemal Ataturk, then known as
Mustafa Kemal Pasha, before the
national assembly in Angora in
1927. It required seven hours a
day for six days, ran into 350,000
words and was published in two
large volume^. —Collier’s.
KILLS
Tmany insects
I ON FLOWERS* FRUITS
I VEGETABLES & SHRUBS
I Demand original sealed
BC4'll bottles, from your dealer
Equally Guilty
Those who consent to the act
and those who do it shall be pun
ished equally.—Coke.
IT MUST BE GOODI
Any medicine that has been used
for generation after generation
MUST be good. That’s the record
behind Wintersmith’s over 70
years of continuous demand. Mil
lions of people have preferred it—
millions both in America and in
21 foreign countries. TRY Winter
smith's as a General Tonic, and for
Malaria. Then judge for yourself.
WINTERSNITH'S
TONIC
Our Hroken Arcs
On earth the broken arcs; in
heaven, a perfect round. —Robert
Browning.
Revenge to Take
To forget a wrong is the best
revenge.
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WNU—7 20—39
BILL-OF-FARE
ONLY the stoutest heart enters a
restaurant andproceeds to order
filet of beef, lobster Thermldor, or
even ham-and-eggs without first con
sulting the menu-card. For here are
suggestions to set the taste-buds
aquiver,. and prices plainly marked.
9 Shopping lor merchandise can be
pleasantly conducted in the same
manner. The advertising columns
are in effect a bill-of-fare, with prices
that protect as a bill-of-rights. In the
leisure of your home, at the break
fast-table, you may check and choose
before starting to town.
9 And what a varied bill-of-fare it is!
Everything your heart may desire,
your home may require, and your
budget may permit. Presented in a
readable and interesting fashion.
Sponsored by a merchant whose
name you know, whose services you
have come to rely upon.
• Get the advertising-reading habit.
It saves time, temper, and shoe
leather, to say nothing of your hard
won cash. The advertiser's word la
as good as his bond. On no other basis
could he hope to hold your custom.
