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BIG TQP By ED WHEELAN
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BELOVED OLD CLONyM. WA& BACK ON TME- LOT ~ yOU HO\W HAP PV IAM To M WS GOOD ERtEMD -
LALA PALOOZA —Folks Get Your Dictionaries By RUBE GOLDBERG
IF YOUR OLD \ f OH, I’M SORRY \ jPOOR FATHER - W LOOK. f THE GYROSCOPIC X THAT’S X
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S’MATTER POP—- Anyhow, It’s the Way the Seam Seems By C. M. PAYNE
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POP—The Sign Says So By J. MILLAR WATT
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IS PILOSES TRACK Of PICTiIRE SCALES A«AIN, TEUlf ib 6£fs UP MTHE PARfV OF
CANT AISLE SEAT AT AS HE 6Et5 UP HIMSELF HE WONT HAI/E t> POOR WOMEN Fir® ONLY
MOVIfS UP A6R)H THREE EtTW JEM'S
DISCOVERS THAT THEY K9TIIIM#KU*M(6 SETS JP To let MAH PAST, PicTJREWPS. COES OOi;
KNOCKED HIS HAT OUT Of HAND, WHEN LADV, UK- JUST AS SMALL BOV TRIES RESOWIHSTO COME BACK
HIS HARD. 6WPES FOR if ABLE To SEE IN THE 1b OET OUT FOR A DRiNK AWO SEE If SOME TiKIE
id aisle, usher stepping darkness, tries to of water
ON HIS HAND irf DAWN IN HIS SEAT TTIN6 UP TraFFiC b.ii Bmdici. -wnu s.rvit«.
AN APPLE A BARREL r
“How much cider did you make L
this year?” inquired one farmer of *■
another who had offered him a sam
ple for trial.
“Fifteen bar’ls,” was the answer. :
The first man took another sip. I
“I reckon, Si,” he drawled, “ef !
you’d had another apple you might
ha’ made another bar’l.”
On His Guard
“I see you always wear a smiling
countenance.”
“Yes,” answered Senator Sor
ghum, a little wearily. “I have to.
There is no telling what moment the
candid camera might turn up.” •
Children
Children, says a psychologist,
shouldn’t perform on the radio. So
many, it seems, grow up and be
come adults who shouldn’t either.
Won’t Power Best
Singleton—l suppose your wife has
a lot of will power?
Wedderly—Yes, but it’s nothing to
J her won’t power. *■
[] Cheerful News |
"1 IfcVefiYONE IN 6EGMANV AAJ EXT/ZA 1-09 OUNCE OF (,£KMAMS TC &t T
li TO 6ET SIX E66S ItlM MEAT IS TO dt ALLOWtO A/.LOWEP A PIT
(N THE MONTH Of PfCtMPtf EACH WEEK POONO OECEMOER GUTTER IN PECEMPEK.
THE. LADIES AIP IS
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I Practical Pinafore
That Will Stay Put
''X'HIS pinafore apron (1876) will
be a great favorite with every
body in the sewing circle—it’s the
most useful kind you can have!
It goes on in a jiffy—not even a
sash to tie! It covers both the
top and the skirt of your dress
thoroughly. It won’t slip off the
m shoulders. It has two capacious
patch pockets that you will find
mighty handy.
Buttons and bright piping give
It a gay touch; it’s prettily small
at the waist and flared at the
skirt. Best of all, it’s so easy to
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make that you can turn it out in
a few hours. Send for the pat
tern today, and make half a dozen
aprons like this, so that you’ll al
ways have one ready to put on,
fresh and clean. It’s nice for gifts
and club or church sales, too.
Make it of gingham, percale,
chintz or linen, in cheerful prints
or plain colors.
No. 1876 is designed for sizes
32, 34, 36, 38, 40, 42, and 44. Size
34 requires 2% yards of 35-inch
material; 2 yards bias binding to
trim.
Send your order to The Sewing
Circle Pattern Dept., Room 1324,
211 W. Wackcr Dr., Chicago, 111.
Price of pattern, 15 cents (in
coins).
Worthy Action
Count that day lost, whose low
descending sun views from thy
hand no worthy action done.—
Stanford.
CONSTIPATED?
Here Is Amazing Relief of
Conditions Due to Sluggish Bowels
namSmk swsts ts
.n v . a .t.bi. i.i.ti**.
So mild, thorough, refreshing, invigorating. De
pendable relief from eiclc headaches, bilious spells,
tired feeling when associated with constipation.
IA/Hlmaaf Dari# a 25c box of NR from your
V» lIIIUUI It 101 l druggist. Make the test—then
if not delighted, return the box to us. We will
refund the purchase
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Ineligible to Judge
It is not permitted to the most
equitable of men to be a judge in
J his own cause.—Blaise Pascal.
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Time to Plow
Plow deep while sluggards
sleep,
1 bargains)
—that will save you many a j[
dollar will escape you if j[
you fail to read carefully and
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