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] PRONUNCIATION
A suburban housewife entered a
jeweler’s shop and leaned confiding
ly over the counter.
“Mr. Gold,” she commenced gush
ingly, ‘‘l want your advice. I’ve
just bought this little ring at the
sale across the street, but I don’t
know how to pronounce the name.
Is it turkoise or turkwoise?”
The jeweler handled the ring.
‘‘The correct pronunciation, mad
am,” he said after a while, ‘‘is
glass.”
Business Margin
Restaurant Customer —Look here,
waiter; how much longer must I
wait for that half portion of duck
ling?
Waiter—Just until somebody or
ders the other half, sir. You know
we can’t go out and kill half a duck.
Grammar
He—D-Dearest, I-I love you, and
want you for my wife.
She—Heavens! I didn’t know you
had a wife.
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In Gayest of Scraps
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qued pup, Frisky Fido! He’s just
one patch and his bow can be in
the gayest of scraps. Do a block
in odd moments. Pattern 2541
contains a diagram of block; ac
curate pattern pieces; directions
for making quilt; diagram of
quilt; yardages; color schemes.
Send order to:
Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept.
82 Eightli Ave. New York
Enclose 19 cents In coins tor Pat
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“monthly” pain should find
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Plain truth will influence half a
score of men at most in a nation,
or an age, while mystery will lead
millions by the nose.—Henry St.
John.
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certain compass, but error is im
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Nature the Teacher
Go forth under the open sky and
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