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PAN AMERICAN BARTER
When Hitler first began his crush
ing march through Europe, an Ar
gentine business man remarked to
Washington officials:
“At first it will be a little diffi
cult to readjust our trade with Eng
land. All the docks will be blown
up, and shipping will be scarce. But
after these things have been ironed
out, it will be much easier. We
will simply make a deal with one
man. Hitler will buy our meat —not
only for Germany, but for England,
Belgium, France, and all the rest
of Europe.”
This danger of Hitler capturing
Latin America through monopoliz
ing trade is what is behind the giant
trade cartel for the Americas, now
being worked out by the Roosevelt
administration.
And in the secret report handed
Roosevelt by his cabinet members
is a much more far-reaching plan
than anyone dreams. In brief, the
plan proposes that the United States
buy all the surplus crops of Latin
America. In other words, Mr. Hull’s
much cherished reciprocal trade
treaties go out the window, and the
United States gets down to hard
boiled, cut-throat bartering in an ef
fort to monopolize Western hemi
sphere trade.
To illustrate, take the case of Bra
zil and Hitler in 1939. In that year,
Brazil sold most of her coffee to the
United States, but had a surplus left
over which she could not sell. So
Germany offered to take the bal
ance of her crop.
Naturally this was an offer Brazil
could not very well resist —except
that there was one catch to it. Hitler
paid in barter. In return he gave
Brazil cameras, motorcycles, radi
os, optical instruments and various
other German specialties.
Then Hitler, having bought the
coffee for German goods, turned
around and sold it not only to Aus
tria and Czecho Slovakia, which he
had conquered, but also to Jugo
slavia, Rumania, Hungary and most
of southern Europe, with which he
had trade agreements. In return
he got cash, thus bolstering Ger
man exchange.
• * •
11. S. Buys Surpluses.
The state and commerce depart
ments now propose somewhat the
same thing, only this time the Unit
ed States will buy up the surpluses
and resell them in Europe. In other
words, we will take Brazil’s surplus
coffee crop and then resell it just
as Hitler did.
The first part of the program is
purely emergency. It will aim to
help out the southern neighbors who
once had thriving markets in Hol
land, Belgium, Norway, Denmark
and France, but whose markets now
have evaporated with Hitler and tire
blockade.
Even after the war is over, how
ever, the system may be contin
ued. The plan is definitely being
set up to this end.
What the state department argues
is that it is cheaper to do some
surplus buying in Latin America
than to fight a war there. Buying
up the surplus coffee crop, for in
stance, probably would cost less
than a new battleship.
Also, no country will be aided
which does business with Hitler.
Present plan is to be ruthless about
this—though if some of the career
boys in the state department are re
lied upon to be ruthless it may
merely boil down to cheek-patting.
Great danger is that the buying
up of surpluses may take the same
road of Herbert Hoover’s ill-fated
wheat board. The farmers knew
that the more wheat they raised,
the more they could sell to the
board, so Hoover found himself left
with a tremendous surplus which
depressed the market.
Similarly, Latin American nations
may discover that the more coffee
they raise, the more they can sell
to the United States. The cabinet of
ficers who prepared the plan for
Roosevelt realized this, but figured
that they would try the thing out
during the emergency of the war and
try to perfect it later.
NOTE—Comment of one allied
diplomat on the trade plan to keep
Hitler out of South America: “That
sounds like the man who was on a
ladder painting. Someone came
along and took the ladder away, but
he just kept on painting.”
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Merry-Go-Round.
Jesse Jones, Federal Loan admin
istrator, is playing a much greater
part in the national defense picture
than most people realize. He is
discussing with Roosevelt plans to
put federal money behind factories
which need to expand for munitions
production.
Though preoccupied with the war
In Europe, John Q. Public has not
forgotten that China is fighting for
her existence. The Chinese embas
sy receives many small contribu
tions for the cause.
Not on the subject of war but of
age was one letter a lady sent to
Ambassador Hu Shih, who is 49
years old, but looks 30. She said,
“I have heard that all Chinese look
10 years younger than they are. How
do you do it?”
Hu Shih is still reflecting on his
answer
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General
HUGH &
Johnson
Jour:
Untied Feature* W WNU Service
Washington, D. C.
DEFENSE DANGERS
There is a grave danger of this
country going completely haywire
under the pressure of war. It is
true that the grossest neglect of
defense in our history and the most
reckless impairment of our credit
and industrial efficiency have left
us in a most defenseless posture.
Although very weak, due to these
deficiencies, we have roved the
world like a lamb rampant slapping
down the ears of every ferocious ani
mal in the menagerie—lions and ti
gers as well as jackals—until we
haven’t a friend on earth.
Perhaps the most cock-eyed im
pertinence on record is that the au
thors of all this incompetence and
danger insist that they must be per
petuated in a third term for Mr.
Roosevelt.
I am accused of constant scold
ing. I don’t want to be a scold. I
examine myself about that “in the
night session.” I can’t think that my
kind of preachment is wrong in this
crisis. If I can’t think it is wrong
I ought not to stop it—scold or no
scold.
Last Mobilization.
Why do I feel so confident? Well,
I sat at the center of both industrial
and manpower mobilization in the
first World war. It is a strange re
sult but the fact is that, although
Scharnhorst and Stein invented the
German idea of the “nation in
arms,” to overthrow Napoleon and
change the face of war, and, al
though the Kaiser’s was almost as
complete a dictatorship as Hitler’s,
it was not German autocracy but
American democracy that taught the
world the terrible modern lesson of
total war.
This is no time for perfumed nice
ties. The cold fact is that without
the full naval, military and eco
nomic strength of this country, mo
bilized and organized for war the
first time in the modern sense, the
Germans had total victory in the
bag in early 1918. Then something
happened. The M. P.’s didn’t win
that war. American resources and
organization both economic and
military—did it.
But they were masterfully organ
ized and used by efficient and expe
rienced men who believed, almost
as a religion, in both our economic
and political system. This adminis
tration is allergic to both that kind
of man and belief. Hopkins, Per
kins, Wallace, Morgenthau—l hate
to scold them—but do I have to rep
resent that such incompetents are
fit to manage this great country
against an enemy who has shown
himself so fiendishly clever in ap
plying the very lesson that compe
tent Americans taught him and Ger
many in 1918?
Concentration Camps?
The President recently suggested
that it would be a good thing for
members of his press conference to
go to a CCC camp. Are they go
ing to be concentration camps? For
Mark Sullivan, he is reported to
have told other newshawks that he
had a pardon “written out in blank.”
Mark is frequently critical but al
ways gentle, I wonder about my
“pardon in blank.” If, as and when
it can be done, I shall be boiled in
oil.
So should I shut up? If I do, I
shall write myself down as gutless
ns a kippered herring and as simple
as a snipe. There has been no move
of this administration that to me
seemed right that I have not rushed
out to defend until my fan mail
groaned with accusations of being
a water-carrier on two shoulders.
Just now I think many of the di
rections in which we are going are
wrong and dangerous. I would like
to forget to say so and to break the
too strident pace of this column by
writing a piece about the “bees and
the rabbits and their sweet engag
ing habits,” but solar systems and
universes are being too rapidly re
oriented. If not doing so is “scold
ing,” I intend to apologize—and do
it some more.
THE SIZE OF THE JOB
It is natural for military thinking
to channel itself into grooves set
by precedents and examples. Sol
diers don’t fight all the time. In
periods of peace, industrial progress
and invention go on but military
science comes to a full stop.
The results of any test of it in
war are so deadly that soldiers, in
peace, try to “keep up with their
profession” and, in times like these,
almost frantically. No two wars are
ever quite alike. We learned some
things in late 1918 that should help
us now, particularly in industrial
mobilization. But we also learned
some things it would behoove us
now to forget, particularly that our j
principal problem is raising men
whose equipment we can somehow
pick out of the air.
The war in Europe has been be
tween densely populated nations
within a few hours flying distance
of each other, and only a few more
hours for motorized blitzkrieg ma
chines. Industrial and railroad cen
ters in each small country practi
cally are the vital organs controlling
the whole of it and paralyzing the
punches in any such solar-plexes
nearly told the end of the story.
Neither condition prevails here.
Without .nearby naval air bases, no
enemy on either coast is going to
threaten us or even this hemisphere.
HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL, PERRY. fiEOROIA
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WHEN YOU MAKE JAM OR JELLY
(See Recipes Below)
Household Neius
“Sugar ’nd spice ’nd everything
nice" goes into the preserving ket
tle, and out of it comes a tantaliz
ing array of jellies, jams, pickles
and relishes, and rich fruit butters
and marmalades.
This year, why not add to your
stock of preserves (and to your rep
i I utation as a good
cook!) by doing
Ww some of your own
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easy as a,b,c, if
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gestions and use
K 1 I tested recipes.
Most of the equipment you need
for canning and preserving you will
have on hand; large kettles or
saucepans, a colander, coarse
strainer, wooden masher, wooden
spoons, a skimmer, wide-mouth fun
nel, glass jars, jelly glasses, jar
covers and new rubbers. It may be
necessary to buy a few new jars
each year, for nicked jars are likely
to cause spoilage.
Wash jars, glasses and covers
thoroughly in soapy water, and rinse
in boiling water. Sterilize them just
before using and let them remain
in the hot water until you are ready
to fill them. Use new rubbers ev
ery year, and dip them in boiling
water just before you put them on
the jars. When jars or jelly glasses
are to be filled with hot foods,
place the hot glasses on a clean
towel which has been wrung out of
hot water.
If you have an old-fashioned gravy
boat with a spout and handle, use it
in filling glasses
with jellies, jams
and preserves. W
Allow the jam to V'v
cool in the glasses wjl §mm
before sealing viVv
with paraffin. SUr/C 0
When the paraffin ™
has set, wipe the
glasses with a damp cloth, cover,
and label them. To prevent the
formation of mold, store jams, jel
lies, and preserves in a cool, dry
place.
Homemade Tomato Soup.
(Makes 6 pints)
1 peck tomatoes (14 pounds)
1 bunch celery
1 quart onions (sliced)
cup butter
% cup flour
% cup sugar
4 to 5 teaspoons salt
3 A teaspoon pepper
Scrub the tomatoes and celery,
and cut into pieces. Add the sliced
onion, and cook over a low flame
until the vegetables are thoroughly
soft* (about 1 hour). Strain. Blend
together the butter, flour, sugar, and
seasoning, and add to the strained
tomato mixture. Bring to a boil,
and boil gently for 20 minutes, stir
ring frequently. Seal in sterilized
jars. To serve, combine the tomato
soup with soup stock or milk.
Sweet Pantry Slices.
(Makes 6 to 7 pints)
1 gallon cucumbers (3 to 3
inches long)
I l ,i quarts white onions (sliced)
% cup salt
5 cups sugar
1 tablespoon ground ginger
Vi teaspoon turmeric
2 tablespoons mustard seed
1 tablespoon celery seed
5 cups vinegar
Scrub cucumbers and slice thin
(without paring). Add sliced onions
! and salt, and if crushed ice is avail
able, stir in 1 pint which aids in
| crisping. Cover with a weighted lid
i and let stand for 3 hours. Drain,
I and add remaining ingredients.
Place over low heat, bring to the
simmering point, and simmer for 5
minutes. Pack in sterilized jars and
seal.
Strawberry-Rhubarb Conserve.
2 pounds strawberries
2 pounds rhubarb
3 pounds sugar
Wash fruit; hull strawberries and
cut rhubarb in small pieces (you’ll
find the scissors a great finger-saver
in cutting the rhubarb). Place fruit
in deep pan like a dish-pan and
place in cold oven. Set temperature
control to 400 degrees and start the
oven. Cook about IVi hours, then
add sugar. Cook, stirring occasion
ally, for % to 1 hour, or until con
serve becomes thick. (The time va
ries according to the “juiciness" of
the fruit). Pour into sterilized jars
or glasses and seal immediately or
cool and cover with melted paraffin.
Quick Strawberry Jam.
(Makes 6 glasses)
1 quart strawberries
Boiling water
4 cups sugar
Remove caps from strawberries
and wash thoroughly. Then pour
boiling water over berries until wa
ter is lightly tinted with pink. Drain
and place berries in saucepan, add
2 cups of sugar, and shake over
low flame until sugar is dissolved
and mixture begins to boil. Then
increase heat and boil hard for 4
minutes. Reduce heat, add remain
ing sugar and boil hard again for 4
minutes longer. Pour into jelly
glasses, allow to thicken, and seal
when cold.
Sunless Sun Preserves.
Take 4 cups of strawberries which
have been washed and hulled and 5
cups sugar, place 1 cup berries in
a heavy saucepan and cover with 1
cup sugar and continue until all of
the berries and sugar have been
placed in the saucepan layer by
layer. Bring slowly to a boil and
boil gently for 9 minutes. Remove
from fire and add 3 tablespoons lem
on juice. Let stand over night. Next
day bring to a boil and boil gently
an additional 9 minutes. Remove
from fire, skim, and let stand in
saucepan until thoroughly cold, then
seal in hot sterilized jars. The ber
ries remain whole and retain their
natural flavor and color.
Rhubarb Butter.
(Makes 6 to 7 glasses)
l x k pounds rhubarb
2 pounds sugar
% cup vinegar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
V 2 teaspoon ground cloves
Cut rhubarb in small pieces (do
not peel). Combine with remaining
ingredients and cook for about 2
hours—or until the mixture is the
consistency of fruit butter. Pour
into sterilized jelly glasses. Cover
with melted paraffin.
Chili Sauce,
4 quarts ripe tomatoes
6 apples
2 onions
1% cups brown sugar
2 cups vinegar
1 tablespoon salt
3 tablespoons pickle spice
2 teaspoons paprika
Peel chop fine the tomatoes,
apples and onions. Add the brown
sugar, vinegar
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1 L —spices tied in a
J spice bag. Cook
1 slowly yntil thick,
1 h\ st i rr i n S frequent
-1 r ly. Remove spice
, bag. Seal in hot
sterilized jars.
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and unusual recipes for bread and
rolls in Eleanor Howe’s cook book,
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Kitchen Polisher
To freshen kitchen cabinets that
’ have become dulled by frequent
washings, rub them occasionally
with furniture polish. This renews
the gloss and makes cleaning the
next time easier.
Welsh Rarebit
1 To prevent cheese from becoming
I stringy when making Welsh rare
• bit melt it in the sauce after remove
t ing the pan from the flame.
1
> For Sandwiches
; Put fresh bread that is to be used
1 in making sandwiches into the re
- frigerator for an hour and it will
• cut more easily.
WHO’S
NEWS
|H| WEEK
By LEMUEL F. PARTON
(Consolidated Features —WNU Service.)
NEW YORK.—Some people don’t
know when they are well off.
Karl Ulmanis was a milk man at
Lincoln, Neb., for five years, and
. • »r » doingall
Anyone in Need right> before
Of Good Milk he went back
Wagon Driver? to Latvia to
be president
of the country and sit on a hot seat
for 25 years thereafter. It was er
roneously reported that he had fled,
as the Russians moved in, but the
news today is that he is still around,
and has broadcast a message to his
people to be nice to the invaders.
Nobody knows the trouble he’s seen.
Considering that steady job he had,
it looks like a score for the isola
tionists.
In Lincoln, in 1909, he was
Karl Ullman, not Ulmanis, for
mer dirt farmer and country ed
itor in Latvia. The dean of the
state college of agriculture got
him the milk route, so he could
work his way through college.
He was graduated in the allot
ted time. He was steady and
dependable, and might have
been mistaken for a Nebraska
farmer.
One day, he discarded his bib
overalls, appeared in a store suit
and was seen no more in those
parts. Everybody liked him and
they were especially shocked by the
fact that he owed about $l,OOO,
which he had borrowed to start a
cheese factory in Texas. Six years
passed when A. L. Haecker, one of
his creditors, had a letter from him,
enclosing full payment of his debt.
He explained that he had a nice
job as president of Latvia and was
glad to be able to pay what he
owed. Other bank drafts followed.
The $l,OOO was paid in full.
As president and foreign min
ister of Latvia, he lived in an
ancient, turretcd castle and
ruled in a medieval throne
room. On the wall behind his
desk, the medieval heraldic em
blem of Latvia was crossed with
the green pennant of the Ne
braska State College of Agricul
ture. But he wasn’t having a
wonderful time.
The country was under czarist
Russia when young Mr. Ullman ran
his newspaper. An indiscreet edi
torial brought about his departure
for Lincoln by devious routes. To
stave off Nazi aggression, he made
himself dictator in 1934.
'X'HE possibility of South and Cen
tral American countries picking
up empire salvage before the U. S.
A. works out its hemisphere de-
Gen. Übico Out fense + planS
seems to have
To Beat Hitler to been but
British Honduras lightly re
garded. How
ever, here’s little Guatemala reach
ing out for British Honduras, and
Sir Samuel Hoare’s mahogany for
ests and mills therein, according to
news reports.
Gen. Jorge Übico, dictator of
Guatemala for the last nine
years, brings forward in the files
the tale of a British pirate who
snatched British Honduras from
his country 60 years ago. “Los
ers weepers, finders keepers.’'
Whether that applies to the
wreckage of empires seems not
to have been covered in interna
tional law.
General Übico is the only living
ruler who looks like Napoleon. He
often is called the “ ‘Little Napo
| leon’ of the Tropics.” He was elect
ed for his first one-year term as
president. He survived two revolu
tions during this term, and then set
aside the constitutional limitation
against more than one term—and
has had eight repeats, so far.
The general received a tech
nical and military education in
the United States and Europe,
and rose to political power
through various provincial and
national offices. He entered the
national assembly in 1918, He
concentrates on road-building,
sanitation, agriculture and voca
tional training for young people.
He has been strongly pro-U.
S. A., and reports from Wash
ington are that our state depart
ment probably wouldn’t make
much of a fuss over his grabbing
British Honduras—as long as
Hitler doesn’t get it.
Brilliantly educated, hard-boiled
and diligent, he has worked out in
his small laboratory his own idea of
an authoritarian state. Monopoly
is the central idea. He grants ex
clusive concessions in basic goods
and industries. To restrain grab
bing and grafting, he establishes a
probity department in his cabinet.
Anyone working for the government
or doing important business with it,
has to file a complete inventory of
his own and his family’s possessions.
If these goods and chattels increase
too rapidly, the general’s busy little
gestapo is on the job.
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CABINET MEETING
The President—Gentlemen, these
are your two new cabinet associ
ates, Mr. Knox and Mr. Stimson
Secretary Hopkins—Pinch me; I
still think I’m dreaming.
Secretary Ickes—l was positive
this was coming.
Mr. Hopkins—What made you pos
itive?
Mr. Ickes—The boss’ statement
that he wasn’t even considering it
Mr. Knox—l feel strange here
don’t you, Henry?
Mr. Stimson—No; I’m equally un
comfortable anywhere.
Mr. Knox—Gosh, I never thought
I’d land in a Democratic adminis
tration.
Mr. Stimson—lf you’re surprised,
imagine my amazement!
Mr. Ickes—Why should either of
you be surprised? A Republican is
apt to wind up anywhere. Look at
me!
♦ * *
Mr. Knox (still incredulous)—lt
seems funny here when I think I ran
on the ticket in opposition to Roose
velt.
Mr, Ickes—That was no opposi
tion!
• • *
The President—Now Frank and
Henry, you know all the boys.
There’s Mr. Morgenthau who has
charge of all the money.
Mr. Morgenthau—All what money?
The President—And you all know
Harold Ickes. Harold, are you sur
prised to find Frank Knox here?
Mr. Ickes—No. I always said Re
publicans make the best Democrats.
The President—You all know Miss
Perkins. She is the secretary of
labor.
Miss Perkins—Did he say Is or
WAS?
♦ • •
The President—And you know
Harry Hopkins, the secretary of. ..
1 of . . . what are you secretary of,
Harry?
Mr. Hopkins—l lost all track of
that.
The President—And there’s Mr.
Hull.
Voice —I propose that the cabinet
now sing “Hull, Hull, the gang’s all
here.”
Mr. Stimson—Well, Mr. President,
I am anxious to get to work as sec
retary of war. There is much to be
done. I assume I am to have full
authority there.
The President—You’ll find out.
Mr. Knox—l think I’ll go over to
the navy department at once and
get things going.
The President—l’ll be right with
you.
Mr. Knox—That’s what I’m afraid
of.
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TELEVISION OPERA
'T'ELEVISION is making headway.
More and more homes are now
getting their radio noises illustrated.
It is possible not only for the fam
ily to argue over the radio words,
but over the radio pictures.
Grand opera got its first tele
vision broadcast the other night.
It proved that it is entirely possi
ble to throw a fat tenor’s voice
into your living room, and the
tenor with it.
Elmer Twitchell is so sensitive
to the conventions and such a
slave to form that he dresses for
television opera.
“It is a nuisance to dress for a
radio program,” said Elmer today,
“but I never can get used to opera
in any form unless I am all dolled
up for it. I climbed into my dress
clothes as soon as I found that Pagli
acci was coming over the radio. I
just couldn’t help it.”
But what mpde Elmer sore was
the way Mrs. Twitchell reacted to
opera by television. She went out
and bought a new ermine wrap
for it.
“Believe it or not,” declared El
mer today, “that woman has me
run ragged. Do you know what she
proposed when it was announced
that the Metropolitan Opera com
pany would broadcast an opera by
television, right into our living
room?”
“No.”
“She put on all her jewelry,
had a facial, spent four hours
having her hair done and then
insisted that we go over to the
corner garage, hire a sedan with
chauffeur and be driven right
up to our radio set in style!
• • •
PROVERBS FOR 1940
Feed not to others your uncooked
thoughts.
• • •
Millenium: The cry of laziness.
• • *
Conventions are the silly sands on
which Proficiency is stranded.
* • *
No man should win or gain aP'
plause if ethics cannot bless hi
cause.
• • *
Our ideals are often smothered b>
the dollars we have earned.