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Bride—l saw it stated somewhere
that a man needs eight hours of j
sleep and a woman needs ten. I
think that is true.
Groom—Oh, yeah!
Bride—Yes; you can get up early
in the morning and have the fire
made, the house warm and break
fast ready when it’s time for me to
get up.
Why Brag?
Little David—Say, Dad, what kind
of things are ancestors?
Dad—Well, son, that means your
relations that have gone before you.
I’m one, and your grand-dad is an
other.
David—Then why do people go
around bragging about them so
much?
No Spirit
Medium—Madam, the spirit of
your husband wishes to speak to
you.
Madam—lt can’t be him; Henry
never had any spirit. 1
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THE HOUSE
A little milk added to the blue
water used for lace curtains will
launder them beautifully.
* * *
Quick bread batters should not
‘ be beaten. The flour should be
stirred with the liquid only enough
to dampen the flour so no dry flour
is visible around the edges of the
bowl. It is not necessary to boat
a batter until every lump disap
pears. Thicker batters require a
little more stirring than thinner
ones, but no beating.
* * •
Broiled tomato slices not only
decorate but also improve the fla
vor of steak or chops.
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If you have over-salted the soup,
peel a potato and put several slices
into the soup. Boil it for a few
minutes and the potato will ab
sorb the salt.
♦ * ♦
Never use water that has been
boiled before or has been standing
in the kettle to make tea. Draw
fresh cold water and let it boil for
the first time. Water that has
boiled before tastes flat, because
the air has gone out of it.
* * •
A layer or two of blotting paper
put over grease spots on the wall,
and a warm iron laid on top of
them, will often take away the
marks.
Facts
f Change Our Weight I
Tuxedos in Prison I
* Interest in Canada •
«. Various parts of the human
body have different normal tem
peratures, and the body as a
whole changes in weight from
minute to minute.
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C, On some festive occasions in
Sing Sing prison, such as the an
inual Christmas show, the inmates
who participate are allowed to
wear their tuxedos.
C, One pigment, anthocyanin,
makes some cornflowers blue, oth
ers bordeaux-red or rose-red, and
dahlias deep red, this variation in
color being due to the different
degrees of acidity and alkalinity
of the cell sap.
C, Although Canada’s population
} is no greater than that of the met
' ropolitan area of New York city,
1 American industry has $4,000,000,-
000 invested in that country and
controls nearly 2,000 of its compa
nies, half of which are manufac
turing plants.—Collier’s.
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The way to obtain a good repu
tation is to endeavor to be what
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• Road the advertisements.
They are more than a selling
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an educational system which JftT
is making Americans the best
educated buyers in the world. (M
The advertisements are part
of an economic system which
is giving Americans more
for their money every day. Jb
