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HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL. PERRY, GEORGIA
A PILL’S A PILL p
Old Lady (to druggist)—l want a {_
bottle of canine pills. _
Druggist—What’s the matter with
the dog?
Lady—l’ll have you understand
my husband is a perfect gentleman.
The druggist, in a profound si
lence, put up some quinine pills.
But Money Buys
Professor —I tell you that knowl
edge is power.
Student—Not any more, professor.
A low-browed pugilist can make
more in a single fight than a college
professor can make in a year.
Understanding
Mrs. Peck—She’s very pretty, but
she never says a word. I can’t im
agine why all the men are in love
with her.
Mr. Peck—l can.
Writers’ Cramp
Tommy—Dad, what is meant by
“writers’ cramp”?
Dad—lt’s being cramped for mon
ey, my son. All writers suffer from
it. L
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Easy Cutout Figures
For Indoor Garden
IF YOU’RE one of those wh*
loves flowers about throughout
the year, you’re sure to want these
designs to make your indoor gar
den more attractive. Neat boxes
concealed behind these cutout fig
ures make charming flower pot
holders which do away with the
muss of indoor gardening.
These are easily constructed from ply
wood with a few nails or screws, and
number Z 8703, 15c, brinfis cutting guides
for the entire group of figures shown, aa
well as for the boxes to hold your plants.
Directions, of course, are included. Send
orders to:
AUNT MARTHA
Box 166-W Kansas City, Mo.
Enclose 15 cents for each pattern
desired. Pattern No
Name
Address ;
INDIGESTION
may affect the Heart
Cub trapped 1 n the* Htornurh or trulld may art like ft
hftir-triffuur «n the heart. At the first of dintraft
smart men and women depend on Hull ann Tablets to
But free. No laxative but made of the fnwtrwt
actinir mcHiirlnrs known for arid indigestion. If tk*
FIRST DOSE doesn’t prov*» Hell-ana butter returw
bottle to ub and receive DOUHLE Money Hark, ft*
Growing Pains
Heartaches are sometimes just
growing pains the Lord sends
when He thinks we have not cour
age enough.—Grace Livingston
Hill.
C ADVISES
YOUNG
girls
ENTERING
WOMANHOOD
Thousands of young girls entering wom
anhood have found u "real friend" in
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound to help them go "smiling thru"
restless, moody, nervous spells, and
relieve cramps, headache, baekache and
embarrassing fainting spells duo to female
functional irregularities. Famous lor over
years. WORTH TRYING I
Taking Trouble
Taking trouble is the best way
of avoiding troubles. The lack of
taking trouble has been the mean*
of making trouble in many lives.
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Clearer Vision
Each year more sand escapes
from the hourglass of life, and this
leaves a clearer vision.—Van Am
burgh.
HOT SPRINGS MAY BE GREAT FOR
RHEUMATIC PAIN
But this famous Prescription
has helped thousands , too
Not everyone lias got the money to visk
"The Springs.” But it doesn’t punisk
your pocketbook to buy Prescription
C-2223. This famous remedy brings yo*
real grateful help for rheumatism’*
pain, muscular aches, or rheumatic
fever. It docs its work as an effective
analgesic—thousands enjoy its pain
relieving action. Sold on money-back:
guarantee, 6oc or si. Demand Pre
scription C-2223 by Hs full name.
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Strong Binder
No cord or cable can draw s«
forcibly, or bind so fast, as love
can do with only a single thread. —•
Lord Bacon,
J Today’s popularity
of Doan's Pills, after
many
wide use, surely must
ft ■• 11 ■■■ B hr accepted as evidence
of salisfactor'! ow.
■MMH And public
opinion that
of the aide physicians
who test the value at
Doan’s under exacting
laboratory conditions.
These physicians, too, approve every word
of advertising you read, the objective of
Which is only to recommend Doan’s PHU
•» a good diuretic treatment for disorder
of the kidney function and for relief of
the pain and worry it causes.
If more people were aware of how the
kidneys must constantly remove waste
that cannot stay in the blood without in
jury to health, there would be better un
derstanding of why the whole body suffers
when kidneys lag, and diuretic medical
tion would be more often employed.
Burning, scanty or too frequent nrin*
lion sometimes warn of disturbed kidney
function. You may suffer nagging back
ache, persistent headache, attacks of dir
ziness, getting up nights, swelling, puffi
ness under the eyes—feel weak, nervooa,
all played out.
Use Doan’s Pills. It is better to rely on
a medicine that has won world wide ac
claim than on something less favorably
known. Ask your neighbor I