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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE 1
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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GOOD REASON
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recruits why walnut was used for
the butt of a rifle.
“Because it has more resistance,’’
volunteered one man.
“Wrong!”
“Because it is more elastic.”
“Wrong!”
“Perhaps it’s because it looks
nicer than any other kind,’’ volun
teered another, timidly.
“Don’t be an ass’” snapped the
sergeant. “Simply because it was
laid down in Regulations.”
A Genius
Marget—Hang it, man! If your
car has been stolen, why don’t you
communicate with the police?
Target—l’m not worrying about
the car. I’m wondering how they
got the thing to go!
It Smells
Editor—This isn’t poetry, my dear
man. It’s nothing but an escape of
gas!
Hopeful Poet—Something wrong
_ with the meter?
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PEARLS
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streams.” Many pearls bring $lO,OOO each.
Easy to learn. Book contains complete In
struction. locations. $l.OO. Shear Pearl In
dustries, IKI Thompson St., New York City.
Thought and Feeling
Thought convinces; feeling per
suades. If imagination furnishes
the fact with wings, feeling is the
great, stout muscle which plies
them, and lifts him from the
ground. Thought sees beauty; emo
tion feels it.—Theodore Parker.
Relief At Last
For Your Cough
Creomulslon relieves promptly be
cause it goes right to the seat of the
trouble to help loosen and expel
germ laden phlegm, and aid nature
to soothe and heal raw, tender, in
flamed bronchial mucous mem
branes. Tell your druggist to sell you
a bottle of Creomulslon with the un
derstanding you must like the way it
quickly allays the cough or you are
to have your money back.
CREOMULSION
for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitis
Simple Charm
Take into your new sphere of
labor . . . that simple charm (love)
and your lifework must succeed.
You can take nothing greater, you
need take nothing less.—Drum
mond.
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Why Let Yourself
Get Constipated?
Why endure those dull headachy
days due to constipation, plus the
inevitable trips to the medicine
chest, if you can avoid both by
geltln g at the cause of the trouble 7
If your constipation, like that
of millions, is due to lack of
“bulk” In the diet, the "better
way” Is to eat Kellogg’s All-Bran.
This crunchy toasted breakfast
cereal Is the ounce of prevention
that’s worth a pound of emer
gency relief. It helps you not only
to get regular but to keep regular,
day after day and month after
month, by the pleasantest means
you ever knew.
Eat Kellogg’s All-Bran regu
larly, drink plenty of water, and
see If you don’t forget all about
constipation. Made by Kellogg’s
in Battle Creek. If your condition
Is chronic, It Is wise to consult
physician.
Happiness a Twin
All who joy would win must
share it—happiness was born a
twin.—Byron.
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The Shame
Poverty is not a shame, but the
being ashamed of it is.—Thomas
Fuller.
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