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press his grief at the death of his
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C, More than half of the people in
the world worship in temples that
have no seats and that prohibit
the wearing of shoes within their
doors.—Collier’s.
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CHAPTER I
—I—
I heard the man killed in the Fer
fiter apartment. I heard the words
that brought about his murder, too,
but just then the wheel came off
Miss Agatha Paget’s wheel chair
and drove ail else from my mind.
The thick voice that I heard over
the telephone and the dull sounds
that followed seemed trite. They
hid, rather than revealed, tragedy,
and I forgot them. Later, they be
came important. They were small
facts, about which men made mon
strous theories, as scientists rebuild
dinosaurs from tiny bits of bone.
Afterward, the call pad showed
that it was three-thirty on the after
noon of February twenty-third when
the switchboard clicked and whirred.
I was alone in the foyer of the Mo
rello, for Eddie Hoyt had slipped
out for a bite and Wilson, the door
man, was ill. Higgins, the super
intendent, who was filling in for him,
had taken the elevator upstairs.
The operator was slow and 1 scrib
bled the number on the call pad
while I waited. A voice buzzed in
my car again, apparently speaking
to someone in the Ferriter flat, in a
tongue I did not know. I thought it
might be German, for it was blunt
and guttural.
Then I heard an odd sound, half
grunt, half cough, and a faraway
bump that must have been the lamp,
or the body, falling. At the time,
though, I thought it was Miss Pag
et’s wheel chair.
Warren, her chauffeur, was trun
dling her in. He had had trouble at
the door for there was no one there
to help him. I looked up and saw
a wheel rolling down the hall. The
chair had sagged. Miss Paget was
hanging to its upper arm and laugh
ing while Warren struggled to keep
it from overturning. I ran to help
Miss Paget.
She was the oldest tenant by age
and residence in the old Morello
Apartments. This was one of the
rare buildings in Manhattan that
had endured into mellow age. The
foyer was furnished in mahogany,
tile and gloom, and on the ceiling
dim cherubs were tangled in fad
ing ribbons. The Morello Apart
ments sat, brown and ornate, be
tween bleaker, newer buildings with
a calm weathered dignity nothing
could break—rather ds Miss Agatha
Paget sat between Warren and me
when at last we had righted her
wrecked chair.
I had been hallman at the Morello
less than a week but already I knew
that she was important. The pomp
ous ass, Higgins, had squired the
passages of her wheel chair between
elevator and car as though they
were royal progresses.
Now the old lady sat and preened
herself like a ruffled little hawk.
She was oddly alive for one whose
legs were useless. Time had worn
but not blunted her. Years had
sharpened her high-bridged nose and
wrinkled her face but they had not
loosened her mouth or quenched the
zest in her blue eyes.
She caught my eye and grinned,
broad, warm and vital.
“Thank you, David,” she said.
“You are David, aren’t you? You
all look alike in those uniforms.
Warren, I know what that pious look
of yours means. I remember quite
well you’ve warned me that this
chair was going to pieces. And I
said it would outlive me, didn’t I?”
She cocked an eye at me, parrot
wise and as we half carried, half
propelled her along the hall, I felt
her looking at me again. Higgins
and the elevator still were upstairs.
1 rang the bell.
From the street came the sound
of a protesting motor horn. I rang
again. Miss Agatha clicked her
teeth sharply and announced:
“I’ve lived here forty years and
there’s never been a day that the
service didn’t get worse. Who’s on
the elevator?”
“Higgins,” I told her.
She gave again the little audible
bite.
“His wife is away, isn’t she?”
The racket of the horn continued in
the street. Miss Agatha said i risply:
“Ring that bell, David, Im I tell
you to stop.”
Above the distant shrilling, I
heard at last the old winch in the
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HIDDEN WAYS ||p|
FREDERIC F. VAN DEWATER
thi scene: A swanky apartment house in New York City, where young David Mallory is switch
board operator.
the PLOT: A murder Is committed in one of the apartments. Though all exits are watched care
fully, the killer makes a seemingly impossible escape. Mallory teams up with elderly,
amazing Miss Agatha Paget, and together they sift their evidence, which point*
unerringly at one man, resident of a nearby apartment.
THE SOLUTION: One that will keep you guessing to the last chapter. A dramatic finish adds even more
excitement to this thrilling tale.
BEGINS TODAY .... SERIALLY IN THIS PAPER
HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL. PERRY, GEORGIA
basement groan and start. The bell’s
trill came down toward us. Outside
the horn kept up its blatting. Warren
stirred and said:
“I fancy I’m in someone’s way,
ma’am.”
“I know you are,” Miss Agatha
returned. “If Timothy Higgins—”
Higgins threw open the door and
found me with my finger on the bell.
He wore Wilson’s maroon and gold
livery—he was the only man on the
house force it would fit—and as he
glared at me, he seemed to swell
inside it. His long upper lip twitched
over the words he dared not utter
under the old lady’s sharp regard,
but he did growl: “I’m not deaf.”
From the day he had hired me
on Eddie Hoyt’s recommendation
for a cubby in his basement flat and
thirty dollars a month, he had re
gretted it. He had told me several
times that I was “above my place”
and now his look filled my stomach
with qualms. I needed this humble
“Agatha,” the girl cried and
stared.
refuge from the storm of destitu
tion that blew coldly through New
York, and knowledge of my helpless
ness made me foolishly angry. Be
fore I could speak, Miss Agatha
said:
“Deaf! We began to think, Timo
thy, that you were dead. Or else—”
Her sharp eyes prodded him and
his uniformed bulk quailed. I saw
that the aglet on his coat was loose
and dangling. The noise of horns in
the street grew louder. Miss Aga
tha said:
“Warren, I think they want you to
move that car. David and Timothy
can get me upstairs quite nicely.”
The chauffeur went. Miss Agatha
continued to look at Higgins. I heard
him breathe harder and saw sweat
shining on his full red face. He said
with stumbling eagerness:
“Indeed I will, Miss Paget. The
chair’s broke! Dear, dear, ain’t that
too bad now? Maybe I can mend it
for you, ma’am. I’ll find time some
how. With Wilson sick and me
taking his place on the day shift and
a new man in the hall here, I’m
fair drove. I am indeed, Miss Pag
et, with Wilson’s and me own work
to do. That’s why—”
His voice died away under her
severe regard and he buttoned his
gilt aglet into place with uncertain
fingers. I wondered at his ill ease,
and madness made me say:
“That’s why he’s doubling in
brass.”
Caution cried out against the sor
ry jest. Higgins squinted at me.
His ire rather than my wit pleased
Miss Agatha. There were mirth
wrinkles about her eyes as she
looked up and said:
“Timothy will hold this wreck, Da
vid, if you’ll lift me onto the eleva
tor seat, please.”
“I’ll manage, Miss Paget, don’t
you have a moment’s worry,
ma’am,” Higgins babbled.
“You,” Miss Agatha corrected,
“will take that chair down cellar
and dispose of it. If you were to
spend more time in the basement or
at the door, Timothy, and less on
the fourth floor, I think matters
would run much more smoothly for
everyone.”
She humbled him,
“Yes’m,” he said meekly. Miss
Agatha’s crippled body was angular
and very light against me as I bore
her into the car and lowered her
to the black leather seat in its rear.
The door slid shut on Higgins. Miss
Agatha marked the parting glare
he gave me. There was little that
she actually missed. She said, more
to herself than to me:
“Mr, Toad, himself.”
I knew that Higgins would be wait
ing below to tell me—if he did not
fire me outright—how lowly was my
lot. The livery I wore, the mocking
memory of ambition I had brought
to New York, made me reckless and
I reached up from servitude toward
equality with my passenger.
“ ‘She cried,’ ” I quoted, “ 4 “who
is that handsome man?” They an
swered; “Mister Toadl” ’ ”
Abashed by the silence behind me,
I checked the car at the third floor
and opened the door. I thought I
heard a chuckle but when I turned
about, Miss Agatha’s face was grave
and she took her latchkey from her
purse.
“If you’ll open the door, David,”
she said and her words rebuffed my
levity, “and then carry me into the
workroom—”
I unlocked the door. As I again
turned toward the elevator, I saw,
across the shallow hall, the portal
of the Ferriter apartment, white and
reticent as an uncarved tombstone.
I picked up Miss Agatha and bore
her carefully into her apartment.
The deep carpet of the hall hushed
my footsteps and we appeared at
the open door of a high-ceiled room
so quietly that we alarmed the man
and girl who stood by the desk in its
center. Her face was lifted to his
and I thought her hand had been ca
his arm, but they sprang apart be
fore I could be sure.
“Agatha,” the girl cried and
stared. I had watched her pass
through the foyer with a swinging,
boyish stride, but she actually saw
me now for the first time, and I
was aware how miserably my in
herited uniform fitted. She was
young and fair and she carried her
lovely head with the alert vitality of
a deer.
“In person,” Miss Paget replied
dryly. “That chair by the table, if
you please, David.”
The man had bent hastily over
the desk. I disliked his plump sleek
ness, the bald spot on his crown,
his waxed mustache, the hysterical
flutter of the papers he sorted and
arranged. The girl looked from my
burden to him and then grinned
shamelessly.
"Just what is this?” she demand
ed as I set the old lady in the chair.
“Understudying for Sappho, Aga
tha? Darling, you aren’t hurt, are
you?”
“I am not,” Miss Agatha replied,
and told of her chair’s collapse.
“That basement Don Juan,” she
concluded grimly. “I’ll have a talk
with him. And now will you find
Annie and tell her to come here?
I’ve had a rather trying afternoon.”
“Both of us, darling,” the girl
assured her and left the room. I
turned to go.
“One minute, David,” Miss Aga
tha interposed. As I paused, the
plump man at the desk lifted a pink
face from his papers. His perpetu
ally arched eyebrows gave him the
weakly haughty look of one about to
sneeze. His voice was soft, and al
the moment, nervous.
“We’re progressing, Miss Paget,”
he assured her uneasily, his hands
still straying among the stacked pa
pers on the desk. “I’m going back
to the genealogical society for an
hour or so. Things are falling into
shape. I’ve been hard at work.”
“So I noticed,” the old lady tol4
him. He looked at her uncertainly
but her face was without exprea
sion. “Tomorrow then, at the same
time, Mr. Ferriter,” she said. He
bowed jerkily and walked with some
stiffness from the room. His ears
were red. As he opened the hall
door, I heard the elevator bell.
“Excuse me,” I began, but she
held up her hand, as Allegra re
entered.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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DICTATOR’S MENU
(“Correspondents could see the
dictators dining in the train, but
could not see what they were eat
ing.”—News item.)
Benito—l’ll bet they’d like to know
what we’re eating.
Adolf—Public curiosity is a queer
thing.
Benito—Maybe we should an
nounce the menu.
Adolf—Let ’em guess. What kind
of soup is this?
Benito—English beef soup.
Adolf (indignantly) Now look
here . . .
Benito—You’ll like it. I had two
Englishmen boiled in it especially
for you.
Adolf (skeptically)—You and who
else?
« «
Benito—You’ll like the fish course.
Adolf—What kind of fish?
Benito—Brenner Pass pickerel.
Adolf—l thought we were going to
have man-eating shark. I love it.
Some of my best friends are man
eating sharks. What about that Suez
shad I asked you to get?
Benito—Ahem. It was out of sea
son.
• «
Adolf—Now for the meat course
What is it?
Benito—Lamb.
Adolf (excitedly)—Lamb! Lamb
for Adolf Hitler?
Benito —I ordered lion, of course.
But there was some mistake. I feel
as out of place with lamb as you do.
Adolf—Take it away! It’s a won
der you don’t serve breast of dove.
Benito—How about a little turkey?
Adolf—l’ve been after that all
year.
Benito—Do you care for tripe?
Adolf—lt depends on who prepares
it.
Benito —Well, if anybody can pre
pare tripe I can.
« *
Adolf Haven’t you any frogs’
legs?
Benito—lf anybody has frogs’ legs
you should. How about a helping
of spinach. It is full of iron and is
great for your strength.
Adolf—Spinach may be all that
it’s cracked up to be, but I wish I
knew what vegetables those British
were eating.
* *
Benito (suddenly)—Ah, I forgot!
We’re having lobster. I love lob
ster. It looks so warlike. Do you
like it boiled or broiled?
Adolf (fiercely)—l eat it shell and
all!
Benito—Do you really like it that
way?
Adolf—No, but it makes me seem
tough.
* *
Benito—Now for the dessert. Do
you like cake?
Adolf—Me, a cake eater!
* *
Benito—Do you care for raspber
ries?
Adolf—No, but you and I stand a
swell chance of having to stand for
'em!
* * *
SUMMARY BY EITHER SIDE
f I
Vote for my man
And unseat, oh,
Adolf, Josef
And Benito,
Satan, rickets
And all evils
Such as dandruff
And boll weevils!
II
Moths and heartburn,
Tonsilitis,
Grippe, hay fever—
How they blight us!
Tyranny and boils
They grieve you . . .
Vote for my man—
They will leave you!
• * *
“The Japanese government has
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peace and the development of the
world.”—Premier Konoye.
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Representative Starnes of the Dies
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And both Hitler and Mussolini
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