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FARM BUREAU CHIEF
CHIDES ROOSEVELT
The President’s chat with Ed
O’Neal, soft-spoken head of the I
American Farm Bureau federation,
was not as harmonious as the im
pression given when he emerged
beaming from the White House.
On foreign policy the two men saw
eye to eye, but it was quite different
on the farm question. O’Neal
bluntly chided Roosevelt for not giv
ing more consideration to agricul
tural interests in the defense pro
gram.
“We’ve been hearing how business
will prosper and the rights of
labor will be protected,” O’Neal
said. “You’ve had plenty to say
about this in your speeches, but
you’ve been silent on the farm ques
tion as related to national defense.”
“Maybe that’s because I have no
complaint against the farmers,”
said Roosevelt, in effect.
“Well, we have a complaint
against you,” shot back O’Neal,
with no trace of jocularity. “All
this bickering and indecision in con
gress about farm legislation to be
submitted at this session is due
chiefly to the administration’s fail
ure to agree on steps that should be
taken.”
O’Neal had no real success in
urging on the President the Farm
Bureau’s plan for government loans
up to 85 per cent of parity on basic
crops to keep production up to de
mand. (Parity loans now range
from 52 to 75 per cent.) Acreage
control benefits, plus the loan guar
antee, he contended, would enable
farmers to get full parity, while
“dumping” on government ware
houses of cotton and wheat sur
pluses could be stopped by the im
position of penalties for overproduc
tion.
This plan was a compromise,
O’Neal told Roosevelt, between the
present loan program and the proc
essing (sales) tax proposal of the
Republican-backed income certifi
cate plan.
Roosevelt agreed that farm prices
would have to be jacked up and pro
duction restricted, but demurred
at appropriating more funds for
parity loans. *He argued that the
vast defense expenditures would
boost crop prices automatically. But
this line of reasoning did not per
suade O’Neal.
“Mr. President,” he said with a
grin, “I’m telling you now that
we’re going to demand full parity
from this congress. Our convention
in Baltimore approved the plan I
have outlined to you and we won’t
rest until we get it.”
* * *
IT. S. FAR BEHIND EUROPE IN
PLANES’ PROTECTIVE ARMOR
One hushed-up sore spot in the
dragging plane program is in armor
protection—a field that, like so many
other aviation developments, origi
nated in the United States but was
loft to others to exploit.
Armor-plate protection for fighting
planes first saw the light of day in
the Nicaraguan campaign against
the rebel General Sandino during
the Coolidge administration. To pro
tect themselves against snipers lurk
ing in the jungle, marine corps pi
lots equipped the undersides of their
ships with makeshift armor guards.
Although crude, this protection
saved more than one pilot’s life. But
beyond this start, the army and
navy did almost nothing. And it re
mained for the alert Nazis to devel
op the idea, just as they did the
Stuka dive bombers which originat
ed with the U. S. navy. As a result
Nazi planes are among the best pro
tected in the world.
Simultaneously, the Nazis began
increasing the caliber of their air
plane guns in order to offset enemy
armor plating. Belatedly England
turned to armor protection and
heavier guns, but we did nothing
regarding armor and very little re
garding guns—until recently.
As a result, the United States is
now up against a double bottleneck.
One is limited technical experience
on how to armor planes without
diminishing speed and maneuvera
bility. Two is lack of plant facilities
to produce a light-weight, bullet
resistant armor.
• • •
BRONZE KING FISH
Huey Long has returned to the
halls of congress.
A seven-foot bronze statue of the
late "Kingfish” has been placed in
Statuary hall of the Capitol between
two other noted figures, William Jen
nings Bryan and the elder Sen. Rob
ert M. LaFollette. Long’s statue is
covered with an American flag and
will be formally unveiled at a cere
mony sometime this month.
The work of Charles Keck, Brook
lyn sculptor, the statue took several
years to complete and cost $15,000
• * *
MERRY-GO-ROUND
Capt. George Maines, one of the
founders of the American Legion,
has submitted to government offi
cials a plan for the formation of a
junior national defense organization.
There is no more scorching critic
of the ,New Deal than Gen. Hugh
Johnson, but this is not preventing
the blustery one-time NRA boss
from heading a columnists’ commit
tee to boost the President’s birthday
parties to raise funds for the Na
tional Infantile Paralysis Founda
tion.
HO General
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TWO MAN CONTROL
There will doubtless be consider
able criticism of the executive order
( setting up the new War Industries
board—called, for some prideful rea
son, “The Office of Production Man
agement.” It may be said that two
man control (Knudsen-Hillman) is
an administrative abortion, that not
enough authority has been delegat
ed and so on and on.
That criticism will not come from
this column which has been yapping
for such action for two years. Mr.
B. M. Baruch, the father of indus
trial mobilizations and war indus
tries boards, is also enthusiastic.
I have just been looking up the
1918 documents that set up the War
Industries board. The essential one
was a simple two-page letter from
President Wilson to Mr. Baruch. It
is far less explicit than President
Roosevelt’s executive order and
delegates less specific authority. Yet
it worked to a marvelous result. It
worked because, notwithstanding
the supremacy of excellence or the
ultimate in sloppiness in drawing up
organization charts and orders, suc
cess or failure will depend on the
ability and fitness of one man.
Regardless of organization charts,
“Wherever the MacGregor sits is
the head of the table.” The prin
ciple question is not the curious
"law firm” concept of two-headed
executive control (Knudsen-Hill
man). While a law firm is utterly
inappropriate for executive action,
the real question is whether or not
Bill Knudsen is the MacGregor, as
Mr. Baruch demonstrably was. It’s
all up to Knudsen. He says with
some satisfaction that he can now
“keep his hat on and spit where
he pleases” (which is a quaint com
bination of the unmelancholy Dane
and Uncle Remus) but now let’s see
whether he will do it. One doubt is
that Mr. Hillman is there to tell him
at least where he can’t spit.
That doesn’t trouble me very
much. 1 have worked with Sidney
Hillman. The President says he
knows them both and isn’t worried.
I know them better and neither am
I worried. Undivided responsibility
is better than compromise, but Mr.
Hillman is both a realist and a high
ly educated and intelligent leader.
Ho will obstruct only on the greatest
of provocation and the clearest case.
On complete analysis, what Mr.
Hillman has is no more than a limit
ed veto power. In truth, it is less
than that. It is a power to declare
a division resulting in an automatic
and instantaneous appeal to Caesar
who, in the clutch of circumstance,
must instantaneously and automat
ically decide. That would follow
anyway if Knudsen were supreme
and any such differences arise as
would compel Mr. Hillman to make
a fight.
* * *
AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY
The “Captains and the Kings” of
the production lines don’t need any
“talking at” for extreme effort in
national defense, at least not in the
automobile industry. I was asked
by Mr. Knudnen to pinch-hit for him
at his long-dated engagement at a
convention of the Society of Automo
tive Engineers. It was supposed to
be a “pep talk,” a sort of harangue
especially urging the farming out of
orders, greater co-operation with
the airplane industry and the inven
tion of methods to use all idle skilled
men and idle machinery.
My prepared talk soundejl pretty
silly. I arrived in Detroit several
hours before I was scheduled to talk.
In conversations with old friends in
this industry and in press announce
ments that day, it became apparent
that all I was supposed to talk about
is being done, was started long ago
and is proceeding with all the speed
end vigor that is to be expected
from this particularly swift and
robust industry.
All the large companies are joined
up with the big airplane companies
to produce parts or engines for air
plane assemblies on a seals that is
dizzy in its magnitude. There may
once have been some mutual rivalry,
some fear among the aircraft manu
facturers that the automobile people
would like to take over their busi
ness, some apprehension among the
motor folk that airplane work would
hamper car production. There is no
evidence of anything of that kind
now.
The Detroit people are actually
taking the lead in combined produc
tion and, so far as I can see, hold
ing back nothing., It isn’t confined
to aircraft production £ithdr,~ These
great manufacturing e'slablishmcqts i
are straining every effort to do what
ever the Olllce of Production Man
agement wants them to do on tanks,
shells, guns, cartridge cases,-'
armored cars or whatever else thej
can fit into their production lines.
They are not haggling about prof
its or commercial conditions. Tljus,
confirms at the manufacturing end
what I heard at the overhead rhati
agement end in Washington before
I came to Detroit. .
In many ways, the extent to which
this has gone is astonishing. In our
competitive system where combina-.
tion and joint action by manufac r
turing concerns is forbiddem under
heavy penalty by the law, it requires
at least some government leader
ship, if not outright government
sanction, for competitors to act to
gether
HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL. PERRY, CEORLIA
Kathleen Norris Says;
When a Woman Deliberately
Fools Herself
(Bell Syndicate—WNU Service.)
I hear he is going with another girl, not seriously, but he has taken her out twice,
and it makes me feel just heartbroken. I will never like anyone else as well.
By KATHLEEN NORRIS
THIS week I had two letteis
that said the same thing;
one from Nancy, a girl of
16 in Los Angeles, and the other
from Anne, a woman of 44 in
Boston, Each one was fooling
herself and each one wanted me
to go on with the fooling.
It was the old question. “I
know he likes me better than
anyone else; he was unmistake-
in his attentions and inten
tions for months, but something
has happened—he was away, or
I was away, and now for some
weeks he hasn’t telephoned or
come to see me.”
The girl of 16 is quite desperate
about it.
“I wrote him twice,” she writes,
‘‘and then I returned a book he had
loaned me, and telephoned him to
see if he had gotten it. He was as
nice as he could be, and said he
would telephone as soon as he was
free for an evening, but that was
a week ago, and I’m just sick about
it! I hear he is going with another
girl, not seriously, but he has taken
her out twice, and it makes me feel
just heartbroken. I will never like
any one else as well, and I seem
incapable of getting any interest in
life except thinking of him.”
Older Woman’s Case Sadder.
The middle-aged woman is less
despairing, but after all, her case
is sadder, for at 44 a love-affair
bites pretty deep, and one is not
at all sure that there will be an
other coming along in a year or two
to heal the wound.
“I was unhappily married more
than 20 years ago,” says the Boston
woman’s letter. “The marriage
was a mistake from the first, and
after seven months of it we were
divorced; my daughter was born
some months later. This marital
failure was a bitter experience to
me, and for years I took no interest
whatever in men, devoting myself to
my child and my profession. I am
department head of a preparatory
school for girls. My daughter, now
20, was married a few weeks ago.
She has been the one great interest
in my life until recently, when I be
came extremely friendly with a doc
tor, widowed, two years younger
than I am, and in every way the
man I have dreamed of all my life.
He is successful, good-looking, popu
lar, music-loving; his daughter, an
only child, has been with us in the
school for a year.
“Billy began paying me real at
tention last spring—a happy time for
me! We took both daughters on
little trips, he dined often at my
little apartment, sent me books,
flowers, telephoned every day and
' finally asked me to have a photo
graph taken especially for him,
, which I did.
Her World Stops.
*‘Then, quite suddenly, just three
weeks ago, everything stopped. I
sas stunned. No message, no tele
phone, no dates; it left me feeling
scared and blank. I wrote him,
tried to resume the old easy tone,
but I felt that I failed. After some
1 cldys he did come to dinner, but he
• -brought his young office associate
with him, making the meal a three
spirhe that was an utter loss to me.
n '“i" made a luncheon engagement
with him, knowing that something
must be very wrong, and determined
'to be quite frank with him and ask
him what had happened to break up
our friendship. However, on the
morning of our luncheon he tele
phoned the office to say that he could
not keep the engagement, but would
‘get in touch with me soon.’ He has
FACE THE FACTS
"Slop looting yourself” is the sound
advice. Kathleen Norris gives to wom
en in love with men who do not re
turn their affections. When a brief
period of mutual love is terminated,
they try desperately to restore the old
bonds of affection. Miss Norris advises
them that the shortest way to peace is
to realize the love affair is over. She
admits this may he a heartbreaking
task, but believes it is the best way out.
not done so. So after some hesita
tion, believing the whole thing to be
a dreadful misunderstanding and
mistake, I wrote him honestly. His
answer came today. It was cheer
ful, friendly, casual, and answers
absolutely nothing. He says he is
terribly busy but will come around
soon. This morning’s paper lists his
name as a guest at a smart little
theater supper given by one of out
prominent society women.
“I know he likes me better than
any new-found friend. We have
known each other for seven or eight
years, although the specially inti
mate friendship only began last
spring. For the first time in my
life I am in love, and I cannot have
the whole thing terminate this way,
and yet I have my pride to consider,
and I don’t want to overstep the line
In what way can I attract him back
to me, for I know that it would take
little to restore the old happy con
fidence.”
Love a Fleeting Fever.
Both Forty-four and Sixteen are
fooling themselves. They know in
their own hearts that until an en
gagement is announced and the ring
safe on a woman’s finger, a man is
as free as air. A few loveletters
a few exquisite memories are all that
remain to the woman, and at mos
they would go only to prove what w<
all know anyway, that man is u
fickle animal, as woman is, and
that once that fleeting fever called
being in love is over, it is OVER.
Any attempts to restore it only be
littles the woman in the man’s eyes
No man needs any reminder if he
really wants to see a woman. In
the happy first stages of an affair
she has a thousand proofs of this
He finds excuses for messages, meet
ings, exchanges of notes.
Her life is one blissful reminder of
his devotion.
Go Bravely On.
When it stops, the only thing to
do is to make the most of flattering
memories, and go bravely on to the
next exciting friendship. Re
proaches and reminders will only
annoy him, and destroy the remain
of his affection.
For Sixteen, of course, life hola.
deeper and truer emotions; she wil
laugh at her little-girl tragedy somi
day, and regard the object of it wit!
indifferent amazement. But for For
ty-four the matter is more serious
It is a real calamity to have
glimpsed, at that age, after the lone
ly and hard-working years, what
companionship and a home and the
devotion of a fine man might mean,
and to relinquish it will be a hard
slow painful task.
Women pay high for everything
they get in this life; love means
more to them than it does to men,
and married life offers them induce
ments that it doesn’t hold for their
mates. Children cost mothers in
finitely more than they do fathers;
they have a higher value to their
mothers. But of all things for whicl
women pay an incomplete love-affai;
is the most expensive; Anne is goint
to need real philosophy in'the nex
few months.
To stop fooling herself is perhap;
the shortest cut to peace. The soon
er she does that, and poor little Six
teen does that, the happier they wil)
be.
MSS
Jr
RESTAURANT MEN ARISE!
“Washington.—A meeting of the Re
gional Restaurant Convention was told by
speakers here that restaurant owners
should serve foods which would help na
tional security. ‘Restaurant men should
put their knowledge of nutrition and diet
to work in the cause of defense,’ a
speaker said. ‘They can help improve
the stamina of America.’ ” —News item.
• » *
Elmer Twitchell was much inter
ested in the above item. As an old
restaurant man himself, the idea ab
sorbed his interest. “I think there’s
something in it,” he declared. “You
take a hamburger . . .
The reporter reached out to take
one, but Mr. Twitchell explained he
was speaking figuratively.
“Take a hamburger. There are
hamburgers and hamburgers. I
don’t know how they rate
J in the matter of stamina,
but the kind many restau
rants serve today certain
ly make a man want to
fight.”
“What about all-hots?” he was
asked.
“The all-hot rates about B plus in
a defense program,” explained El
mer solemnly, consulting
his charts. “They are not
only nutritious, but they
are a national habit. They
are a part of the American
system. Take our frankfurters and
rolls away from us and our morale
would undergo terrific damage.”
* * *
“How does the combo or ham and
egg on rye rate in a national defense
program?”
“Our tests have shown,” replied
Elmer, “that a man cannot remain
r m m an adequate fighting unit
W&tylfl a s long on the combo as
F be can on a three-decker
Sgaaflß liverwurst with lettuce and
mayonnaise, but he is
within one point ten of being as
durable as a man who prefers a
salami on a hard roll.”
“What about the minute steak?”
“This minute steak business de
mands an immediate study,”
snapped Mr. Twitchell. “It
covers too much territory.
I ordered a minute steak
sandwich in a fairly good
restaurant last night. It
unfitted me even for draft purposes
by loosening all my front teeth.”
* ♦ ♦
“How about chicken salad as an
aid to national security?”
“I understand there are places
where chicken salad is chicken sal
ad,” replied Elmer, “but
I have not been able to 10-1
1 cate ’em. There is nothing
‘ n tbc chicken salads I
IVUdm have ordered that would
sustain a man through a minor skir
mish with a platoon of Singer midg
ets.”
“What about the cheeseburger
sandwich? Could the nation put its
trust in that in time of war?”
“The war and navy departments
have the cheeseburger under con
sideration at this moment. Messrs.
Stimson, Knox and others had a spe
cial session to determine the prop
er place of the cheeseburger in any
defense program,” said Elmer.
“How about beef stew and
beans?”
“Now you’re talking sense,” con
cluded Elmer. “No matter what the
restaurant man or the de-
fense bodies may suggest, Sp
stew and beans are what Efr/jH
the fighting forces will get B&.jHn
. . . and past perform
ances show it ain’t half bad.”
* * *
Reaction to the ASCAP-Radio War.
I cannot get the old sweet songs;
Somehow it strikes me funny
That those who write of “love and
you”
Can think so much of money.
* * *
If ell, anyhow, the ban on all thane song
hits on the chain radios has killed off the
fellow who was always asking for request
numbers.
* * *
The best slogan for America in
the present crisis is reported on bill
boards in Miami: “AMERICA,
LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT,”
* * ♦
Germany has gone to the rescue
of Italy. This may turn out to mark
the introduction of a new type of
German warfare: Rescue with pur
suit.
♦ ♦ *
Observations.
Misfortune, friends, befell me,
I hate to walk an inch;
I let some salesmen sell me
A pair of shoes that pinch.
* * 0
Have you broken any New Year’s
resolutions yet?
♦ • •
This looks like a year when a
gpod slogan for anybody is, “Never
change skis in midair!”
* * *
DEFENSE PROGRAM STUFF
(“New army camps are at least a month
behind schedule."—News item.)
Last night I saw most everywhere
An army camp that wasn’t there; |
It wasn’t there agaiA today—
I hope the foe will keep away!
* * •
The present horizon
To II Duce is “pizon.”
* . .
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Marshal Graziani’s report, boiled I
down, would read, “I shoulda stayed I
in bed.”
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