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Fanaticus Americanus
n e word “fan ’ comes from fanatic, which means, roughly, a guy
, fl frantically enthusiastic about something or other. As an enthusiast
\ ,j m erican fan is second to none. Ihe fans act is as much a part of
! ‘tame as anything which goes on inside the playing field . We intro
[ J to yon here some of the more rabid of the breed that happened to
atdi the eye of the camera during various contests.
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undershirt ed Dodgerites tell \
Cincinnati Reds how they / J / v k /
feel about it. |A\ > ' 1
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coos were boos.
This midshipman gives all his IT'S US THE BAG. The type of
lungpower for the navy during a fan that becomes a near maniac
game against the Columbia uni- when the other side makes a 9th
versity Lions. inning rally.
illusion in cut, disgust
mi sorrow in every r Jm |fjP mfsmP
this veteran
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Ihe gents at the right and left are giving the Bronx cheer, and the
man ln the center seems to be too full for words.
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HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL, PERRY, GEORGIA
OUR OWN GALLUP POLL ON THE
DEFENSE PROGRAM
Question No. I—How do you feel
about America being the arsenal for
all victims of aggressor nations?
Yes ... 46 per cent.
No ... 4 per cent.
Not sure what the word arsenal
means ... 32 per cent.
Wouldn’t mind being an arsenal if
it didn’t interfere with week-end mo
tor trip ... 8 per cent.
• • *
Question No. 2—What do you think
of the all-aid-short-of-war idea?
Yes ... 42 per cent.
It’s okay with me if it’s okay with
you ... 12 per cent.
All right if the emphasis is put
on the “short” ... 8 per cent.
Any man who calls what we are
doing short of war is a bad judge of
distance ... 30 per cent.
• * •
Question No. 3—Do you think the
lag in our defense program is se
rious?
Yes and no ... 35 per cent.
Undecided ... 4 per cent.
Think what America needs most
is a lag in microphone ... 60 per
cent.
Wouldn’t know a lag if I saw one
... 1 per cent.
♦ * *
Question No. 4—-Do you think
America is menaced as never before
in its history?
Uhuh ... 27 per cent.
Who am I to argue with the Presi
dent? ... 40 per cent.
Too frightened to answer after lis
tening to the last two messages on
the state of the nation ... 33 per
cent.
♦ ♦ *
Are you willing to make any sac
rifice?
Who? Me? ... 11 per cent.
Wait till I ask the missus ... 12
per cent.
Yes, but I want to be sure all you
fellows who are asking me that
question in polls like this are not out
playing golf ... 68 per cent.
Are you in favor of an all-out war?
Not too far out ... 25 per cent.
I am for an “all out” war if it
doesn’t leave us “all in” ... 75
per cent.
♦ • •
What do you think of the situation
in the Near East?
Yes ... 40 per cent.
No ... 10 per cent.
Undecided ... 30 per cent.
I tried to find out about it, but the
wire was busy ... 20 per cent.
* • •
Mussolini is so quiet these
days that you can hear a gen
eral dropped.
♦ ♦ •
Sonja Henie’s husband has been
called in the draft, but the soldiers
would much rather see Sonja in
camp.
* * ♦
FISH STORY
It may be old, but it’s new to this
department. The story of two fish
ermen returning from a Florida trip.
Asked if he had had much luck, the
first fisherman told of landing a 600-
pound sailfish first time out. “What
did you get?” he asked.
“I hooked into something and
when I pulled up I had a big brass
lantern from an American ship sunk
back in the War of 1812 and it was
still burning!” he replied.
“Say,” said the first fisherman,
“I’m a reasonable fellow. If you’ll
blow out that light, I’ll take 550
pounds off that fish.”
* * •
Yehudi Menuhin, the famous vio
linist, has been given a Class I rat
ing in the draft. But a lot of us
will wonder why a great violinist is
taken when the country is so full
of bum fiddlers who ought to be shot.
» * *
Simile by Vincent Lopez: as mod
ern looking as the hat grandma used
to wear.
• * •
FAIR WARNING!
They say somebody dropped a
bomb over Kilkenny the other day
from 2,000 feet and that a Kilkenny
man picked it up, threw it back and
destroyed an enemy at 10,000 feet.
♦ * *
Elmer Twitchell hopes there is no
lag in our fire hose program. “I
agree with Mr. Roosevelt that if a
neighbor’s house is on fire the thing
to do is to lend him your hose with
out quibbling. And if he asks for a
ladder, I am for handing him one
without all the crossbars missing.”
• ♦ *
It took a dentist two hours to pull
one of Clark Gable’s teeth recently.
We understand that when Clark in
quired, “Where’s your strength in
that good right arm!” the dentist re
plied, “Gone with the windup.”
* * •
RESTAURANT MAN
To customers he throws a curve,
His rating isn’t high,
For he’s tfie kind of guy who’ll serve
Six portions to a pie.
* ♦ *
On Hitler’s doorplate in his old
Munich home he is still listed as an
author. And he appears to be the
only author in history determined
to kill off most of his customers.
* * •
Maybe Hitler gets his author idea
from the feeling he is one of Eu
rope’s best “shellers.”
1 PATTERN STL I
SEWING CIRCLE^
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, 1359-BvkV
XX/’EARING the simplest frocks
* you can find these hot days?
Here is a style you can easily
make for yourself, and you can
wear it in cool comfort on the
most sizzling days. It is a simple
one-piece dress, cut to a low point
ASK ME O A Quiz With Answers
______ TT Tn r Offering Information
nh. n f on Various Subjects
The Questions
1. What baseball player had the
highest lifetime major league bat
ting average?
2. Of all metals, which is the
most malleable?
3. What century often is re
ferred to as the Age of the En
lightenment?
4. Which continent is the larg
est?
5. What is a guerdon?
6. How do carillons differ from
chimes?
7. What occupation did Francis
Scott Key, writer of the “Star
Spangled Banner,” follow?
8. How long did the strike of the
bakers of Colmar last?
The Answers
1. Ty Cobb (Cobb, .367; Speak
er, .345; Ruth, .341),
2. Gold.
3. Eighteenth century.
4. Asia.
5. A reward.
FEET CAN BEAT HEAT
Give feet wings of coolness. Sprinkle
Mexican Heat Powder in shoes. Relieves
tiredness. Little cost. Lots of comfort.
Enmeshed by Habit
Habit is a cable; we weave a
thread of it every day, and at last
we cannot break it, Horace
Mann.
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in front, sleeveless and backless
except for shoulder straps. Of
course you wear the bolero with it
on the street. Pattern No. 1359-B
is a tried and true design for the
ideal warm weather dress. It has
everything; youthful lines, back
opening which makes it easy to
get into, no fussy details which
take time to iron.
Make this dress in any of the
washable sports fabrics; cottons,
linens, rayon. Percale, dimity,
chambray, broadcloth are partic
ularly recommended. Bolero can
match the frock. The frock in a
print and the bolero in a solid
color is also a smart effect.
• • •
Barbara Bell Pattern No. 1359-B Is In
sizes 12. 14, 16. 13 and 20. Corresponding
bust measurements are 30, 32, 34, 36 and
38. Size 14 (32) dress requires 21« yards
36-inch fabric, bolero Jacket I'/s yards.
Ric-rac outline takes 4 yards. Pattern Is
complete with sew chart. Send order to:
SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT.
Room 1324
211 W. Wacker Dr. Chicago
Enclose 15 cents In coins for
Pattern No Size
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Address
Rastus Had Just Gone
Through the Preliminary
“Rastus,” said the judge, “you
are accused of disturbing the en
tire neighborhood on Tuesday
night. And this is not the first
complaint. What have you got to
say for yourself?”
“Well, suh, judge, it was this
here way,” said Rastus. “Me an’
Lucy had an argument. She called
me a lazy loafah, an’ I clap her
down flat. Up she hops an’ smash
a plate on mah head an’ drop me
flat. Den I rise up an’ welt her
one wid a chair; an’ den she heave
a hot tea-kettle at me.”
“I see,” said the judge, “and
then what happened?”
“An’ den,” said Rastus, “we
gets mad an’ starts to fight.”
-♦
6. Carillons differ from chimes
in that their bells are stationary,
not swung, are tuned chromatical
ly instead of diatonically, and con
tain at least 25 bells in order to
have two complete octaves in
semitones.
7. Lawyer.
8. That of the bakers of Col
mar, Germany, begun in 1495, is
believed to be one of the longest.
Disgruntled over the loss of their
regular place in the Corpus Christi
procession, they did not go back
to work for 10 years.
True Freedom
There are two kinds of freedom
—the False, where one is free to
do what he likes, and the True,
where he is free to do what he
ought to do.—Charles Kingsley.
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Take culture. No one can define spirit and a rich mind.—Clauda
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To remove grass stains from
white clothes make a paste of
baking soda and soap and spread
thickly over stain.
* * *
Stale cake crumbs sprinkled
over the top of custards before
putting into the oven to bake give
the top a delicate brown and the
custard a different flavor.
* * ♦
A thin slice of lemon with rino
added to soup stock before clear-,
ing will give soup a delicious fla
vor.
• • •
If washable curtains become
rusted on the rods during damp
weather, dampen the rust spots
and cover them with a thin coat
ing of salts of lemon. Let stand
until the stains disappear,
♦ * ♦
Pour pineapple juice, grapefruit
or a rather sour lemonade into
one of the freezing trays in me
chanical ice box to get delicious
ly flavored cubes for adding to
chilled beverages. A piece of mint
added to each cube when partially
frozen gives flavor as well as
color.
CHOICE OPx
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Without Bounds
I should always be poor were I
to open a door to the passions.
Avarice, luxury, ambition, know
no bounds; cupidity is a fathom
less abyss.—Petrarch.
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It is a poor heart that never
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Life is as serious a thing a>
death.—Bailey.
