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Wishful thinking will not halt Hit
ler's tyranny, nor will “spare-
T*»!ige” financing give us the mon
ey necessary to win this war. So
rtarl today investing in your coun
try's War Bonds with ten percent or
wore of your earnings.
Wishful thinking will not help you
to buy that new furniture when the |
war is won. But your money saved
War Bonds will. Join the Payroll
Savings Plan at your office or fac
tory Let s "Top that Ten Percent.”
U. -V 7 rfiuury Department
Say It Quick
Teacher—Give me a sentence con
taining the word biennial.
Srnarly—My Mom will biennial
t»kl thing if she thinks it’s a bargain.
Not Very Sticky
Bill—l see by the paper there [
haven’t been many casualties today, l
Harry—What paper?
Bill—The fly paper.
Talking in His Sleep
Mother—Billy, wake up. Wake up.
Eiffy—l can’t, Mother, I can't.
Hither—Why can't you wake up?
Billy—l’m not asleep.
Proven Successful
Surge—Do you know what Mac-
JAithur does all his figuring on?
Surge Too—No, what?
Sarge—Paper.
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TIME JOIt AHEAP
FOR GEORGIA FARMERS
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100,000 *Voiutttcc f i& TfaecUd
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AJ.ERE is a bare outline of tlie
enormous job that confronts Geor
giu fanners Uus year. '''
Jury Cro P °f 1,605,000 acres.
Supplies of milk and butter depend
upon making an adequate bay crop. v
Hay ami com are likewise neces
sary for the farm work animals.
A cotton crop of 1,580,000 acres. Feed cro P 8 are J ust as necessary as
iWhile the acreage is less than in f°°d crops.
1942, favorable growing weather
is producing an unusuallly good
crop. The total crop will probably
equal last year’s. Colton is an essen
tial war material.
Late vegetable crops. Late vege
tables, still to be harvested, show
big increases over previous years.
For example, there are 4,000 acres
of snap beans in the mountains of
tifjk North Georgia in commercial plant
ings —a 25 per cent increase over
1 0.19
A peanut crop of 1,374,000 acres.
This is the largest peanut crop in
the history of Georgia. This huge
acreage was planted at the urging
of the United Slates government Vlocv WUk
because peanuts are rich in fats and
proteins, which are among our most
acute food needs. Georgia needs more than 100,-
000 volunteer workers to harvest
these essential food supplies, and
the cotton crop, which is equally
important. From the middle of
August until frost will be the
« critical period.
" ’C If you have any time you can
4 „ t o/"41 nnn devote to volunteer farm work,
Acorn crop of 3,631000 acre. help is needed. Register now
longer than last year , acreage. with your Connty Agent. He will
We ve got to save tins log crop to place witll son f e farmer in
feed both people and hvcstock. As your neighborhood who needs ,
everyone knows, we must have more v n ,
t i , , ii i r > our assistance. You will he paid
teed to produce more milk, beef, m- - r
pork and poultry. ‘‘ e pre f V " lhn f wa «*‘ r » les f » r
11 ; type oi employment.
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This advertisement published by the Agricultural
Division of the Georgia Power Company, cooperating
with the Georgia Agricultural Extension Service
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PLEASE RETURN ME
PROMPTLY WHEN I’M
EMPTY... I’M NEEDED!
1 vjh „Jp..
Cola Bottle —and thirteen 2e
pieces will buy a War Savings
Stamp. A good idea!
Our dt ah rs are authoiizcd fo pay 2c e. r ch for all Pepsi-
Cola bottles delivered to their places of business in good
condition. (
Franchized Bottlers: Pepsi-Cola Bottling Co. of Macon.
SERVE YOUR COUNTRY
IN HOUSTON COUNTY
There’s a job for you here at home .... helping far
mers whose sons are serving the country on the bat
tlefronts. No special qualifications are necessary.
Age, size, and former experience do not matter. If
you are healthy enough to stand up under farm work,
plenty of farmers will be glad to have your assis
tance. Your friends and neighbors will be out on
farms helping! You can contribute too. Join the
Crop Corps now! See County Agent,
Andrew Hardware Co.
PHONE 500 PERRY, GA.
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SOCH A BIZNESS!
Sohickclgruber and Goering were |
talking business one day, and Goer- |
ing said that he thought Schickel- i
gruber was making a great mistake
to run the Jews out of the country, j
“Why.” said Goering, “they are
«ome of the smartest people in the
world.”
“They can’t do anything the Ger
mans can’t do,” said Schick.
Goering said, “Well, you come
with me and I'll show you.”
They walked down the street to
gether and went into a shop, and
Goering asked for a left-handed cof
-1 fee cup.
The German shopkeeper shrugged
his shoulders and said, "There ain’t
no such thing. I ain’t got one and
! I never had one.”
Goering took Hitler down the
street to another German shop,
asked for the left-handed coffee cup,
and got exactly the same result.
Next he took him to a Jewish
shop, and when he asked the store
keeper if he had such a cup, he
I said, “Yes, I have just one left. It
1 is in the basement and I’ll have to
i go and hunt for it. They are scarce
so, of course, it is expensive.”
Goering bought it. and when they
got outside he said to Schick, “Now,
what did I tell you?”
“But,” said Schick, “maybe those
other fellows didn’t have one.”
BROKEN PROMISES
“Your sister has promised to
marry me, Sammy.”
“Aw, you can’t believe anything
she promises. She promised to take
me to the movies an’ she didn’t.”
Ordel in the Court!
Witness—Well, I think—
Lawyer—We don’t care what you
think. What do you know?
Witness—lf you don’t want to
know what I think, I may as well
leave the stand. I can’t talk without
j thinking. I’m not a lawyer.
Permanently Out
Patient—Will the anesthetic make
me sick?
Doctor—No, I don’t think so.
; Patient—How long will it be be
fore I know anything?
Doctor—Well, that’s a lot to ex
pect from an anesthetic.
Fast Worker
Boss—Hey, you there, that other
fellow is carrying two bags of ce
ment while you’re only carrying one.
What’s wrong with you?
Uthere—Nothing. That fellow’s too
lazy to go twice!
Rest in Peace
Jones—My wife and I haven’t had
a cross word in ten weeks.
Stranger—What did you do, bury
the hatchet?
Jones—No, but I buried the old
battle axe!
Ultimatum End
Billy—Mom, please can I go swim
ming?
Mother—All right. But remem
ber if you drown, don’t come run
ning home to me.
NOT CHOOSY
“Casey is me pertickler friend,
oi have ye know.”
“G’wan! If he was pertickler, he
wouldn’t be yer friend.”
Good Combination
Investigator—What’s your name,
little boy?
Pickaninny—Ah’se named after
mah parents, Ferdinand and Liza.
Ah’s called Ferdiliza.
Right Word!
Jones—Do you have a Victory
garden plot?
Smith—l’ll say so. The bugs and
worms are planning to eat every
thing of ours up.
Frogs Croak Too
Billy—A cat isn’t the only thing
that has more than one life.
Tommy—No? What else has?
Billy—Well, our cow kicks the
bucket every time we milk her.
Down on the Farm
City Boy—Sis, look at that cow i
out there in the field. It’s layine
milk!
Sister—Silly, cows don’t lay milk.
You have to pull their tails.
Wise an’ Otherwise
Wit—l could go for a girl who can
take a joke.
Nit—That’s the only kind you’ll i
ever get!
Small Talk
Jones—They say money talks.
Smith—Yeh, but the only thing it
J ever says to me is “Goodby,” J
j HARVEST WILD HAY
Hay worth $2O per ton can be
'obtained from wild areas, W. T.
Middlebrooks. Extension Service
i county agent, said this week,
i With the increased demand for
i livestock and livestock products,
: feed will be in great demand
[this winter and farmers should
Imake every effort to harvest wild
; hay areas to help win the war,he
continued.
“Indications are that a good
lacreage has been planted to crops
for hay,” he declared, “a n d
every effort should be made to
make them produce well, and to
harvest and cure the hay into the
best possible product.”
The county agent pointed out'
that in addition to the planted 1
acreage thore are thousands of
acres of Johnson, Bermuda,
Crabb, and Dallis grasses, lespe
deza, or mixtures of these or {
other plants, that will make ex
cellent hay if cut and cured pro- i
perly. This forage will be lost if j
allowed to become over mature
or left until killed by frost. Ifj
not made into hay it can be
grazed. Cutting these areas will |
also improve the looks of the ■
farm and help to control weeds. ■:
“Spreading of weeds to other j
fields in manure can be avoided j
by cutting the plants before
seeds form,” Mr. Middlebrooks]
declared. “In fact, this is the
best time to cut hay.”
EYE EXAMINATION
OF HENS IMPORTANT
Fowl paralysis is costly to the
poultryman and should be con- ]
trolled with vigilence, County
Agent W. T. Middlebrooks warn
ed this week, advising “look
them in the eye when culling.”
j This step in culling plays an
I important part in controlling
fowl paralysis, long a scourge of
laying flocks and the costliest !
poultry disease, he pointed out. 1
One of the telltale signs of the
disease is a gray eye with an ir
regular pupil. That is, the color
ed part of a normal eye is gray,
and the pupil is irregular in out-1
( line when a bird is affected with
this form of disease, instead of
being evenly oval or well-round
ed. In addition, the eye may be
“fishy” or bulging.
The agent advised that any
bird with this condition be re
moved from the flock. Lame
birds that show no foot injuries
should be removed, too, as sus
pected carriers of fowl paralysis.
The diseased birds may lay for a
while, but eventually they lose
weight and go out of production.
If left in the flock, they endang
er the other birds.
“The majority of fowl paraly
sis cases occur in birds from 4 to
12 months old,” County Agent
Middlebrooks decl are d, “al
though older birds frequently
contract the disease. Since the
disease affects many birds just
as they begin to lay and repay
their expense of their raising,
fowl paralysis is costly.”
COUNTIES URGED 10 PLAN ,
FOR SCHOOL LUNCHROOMS’
With about two million dolars
federally provided for school
lunchroom programs in Georgia
as well as many carloads of sur
plus commodities in addition,
Dr. M. D. Collins, state school
superintendent, is urging that all
schools in the state avail them
selves of this opportunity.
He said that about two-thirds
of Georgia’s 159 counties are not
taking advantage of offers of
free food for their lunchrooms.
Carloads of surplus vegetables
purchased by the War Food Ad
ministration to strengthen prices
where they were weak, will be
shipped free of charge to coun
ties that will preserve these
foods for lunch programs. Only
about 50 counties have received
shipments of vegetables, but
more than this are probably par
ticipating as in some instances :
several have joined together in
processing and distributing the
food.
Mr-six cents out of
ollar goes for War
expenditures, j
The other four
cents goes for
Government
expenses “a«
tor Freedom's Sake nsuai.”
j The Axis stops at nothing—
Don’t stop at 10%.
Buy More
! for Freedom's Sake War Bonds
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KAHN
TAILORING
EXPERT
is Cming!
WHEELER TOLBERT
A Special
KAhI
TALWRTNS TO
OF INDIANAPOLIS
will be in our store on
FRI. and SAT.
AUG. 6 -7
ipfth a
Special Showing of the
Newest Suitings and
Coatings Made to Order
You are cordially invited to
inspect his large showing of
"suit-size” samples ... in the
newest patterns, colors and
weaves. He will be glad to
take your measure for imme
diate or future delivery.
MOORE
Dry Goods Co.
Phone 140 Perry, Ga.
IF INTERESTED IN
TRIED and
I PROFITABLE
INVESTMENT
Contact Undersigned for
Inventory and History of
Large Peach and Pecan
Orchard.
I. N. ORR
Executor Ben S. Orr
Estate
NEWNAN, GA.
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