RE’ 'ST!
-S. of and Amc; :can
anric«rs were sv -g yarns aaout
afcrtjr .ships. "I'm ( ur >us about your
«aggf ,t*rs,” one Br tish tar said. "How
fe-ss xre they?”
Gfcw American turned his wad ol
Igpm over. "Well, to tell you the
ttaafth, chum," he replied. “I don’t
lat* We've never really opened
tSfcir” up. All they've been required
t» so far is to keep up with the
■£»Jbne3.”
Tough Customers
‘•Well, ma’am,” explained the
merchant seaman who didn’t like to
about losing a leg when his
satom was torpedoed, "I was swim
mu3.4 towards a lifeboat when a
grabbed me by the leg.”
■“Gracious! And what did you do?"
*"Ofe, I let him have it. I never
XHjgsse with a shark.”
SECOND FRONT
—How did you like Venice?
WburL ne—l only was there a few
The place was flooded.
Reverse English
Sarribo—Niggah, Ah’se gwan to
.pmilti yo nose all ovah yo face
■;mb» jose up dem eyes ob yourn, et
■•artrrn-."' Does you git me?
HasKfcjs— Ah gits you. But yo don’
raeffl sl cetera. Yo means vice
T Irreplaceable
TW v oer— l hope that spanking will
tmxx. yon not to tie saucepans on
'.tails.
Simmy—But mother it wasn’t our
iHnSwr—l know that, but it was
KAWccpan.
Welcome Suitor
>- 'fltai.TJtfl—'Well, what did my Dad
ta»r i-iiusat our getting married?
I—'Do you want me to leave
ia«t that swear words?
. ISliilae-l—Why, of course!
■ —He didn’t say a thing!
Flatly Season Dope
-*>v- The football coach says our
Bhwr. has a very poor line this year.
• Stew*—He’s all wet. I met some
ratter Bellows in (raining. What a
ISrae rfiwy can hand out!
Experienced Mechanic
Uaestlm—How about youall crank
rctiih>®le Ford for me?
Martniit—Maybe, but them kind o’
•Aran't back their ears when
UWry f&t nendy to kick.
Cooking Equipment
?«r:, What beautiful scallops
SVU •'» made on the pie, Mandy.
oU>m J.d you do it?
lUharadj’—l>al’s easy, mam. Ah jest
mw -in ah false teeth.
iSae You Later
Piv:ivier—Ujcc, it’s pretty lucky 1
•UtopiLm-J this pail of paint on you
.JTi 'front of the door to the doc
xS&oe.
■ WbdSim—'Yehl But I’m the doctor!
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VKXT QUESTION, PLEASE
sill
<&tTtrrer—How can you keep milk
flam getting sour?
Qklizl2P)^~ Keep it in the cow!
Itaisc the Ceiling
SScsssger— You farmers raise the
flflO<ur. What do all the other people
(* .■teiJore we consumers get the
Cflao ”
Sf'Jß&mer— Raise the price!
Hash Dishes
LLusitsKhifc—And how are you on
tlais)t«s?
?*■ ”v Cook—Well, I’m awful care
ffw ■ but sometimes things
j j Yiak.
What. N; Snakes?
SteTxmffer—Are you sure it’s safe
mo -iw >- here? There aren’t any
aaawSiies?
l!f«ra.Jt-—Sure. The octopus kept
im.iv until the sharks came.
Times Have Changed!
ISwx lewife—Here, my good man,
itex/wctaJ for a cup of coffee.
n~x-~\p—Lady, you get me a cup
rjl -nfSiie and I’ll give you a dime!
Nice Figure
•lasSfc—She seems to be a well
aw”: young lady.
Ttbusk —Looks pretty good from
Wm fir;cjl, too.
\ ——•
But or Cold?
•Btafflser—Johnny, what meal do
m the morning?
.irfiiar—SßPiell, at our house, every
atecamres we have oatmeal.
Ladies’ Hats
Bftat.—Don’t you think my new
flu' ;■* «. perfect fit?
Wc: —lFit? It’s a convulsion!
Phone by Months
| <34e:—Hello. Hello! Is this May?
t No, this is August!
DEPARTMENT OF BANKING
STATE OF GEORGIA
STATEMENT OF CONDITION OF
PERRY LOAN & SAVINGS BANK
PERRY, GEORGIA
AT CLOSE OF BUSINESS DECEMBER 31. 1943
AS CALLED FOR BY SUPERINTENDENT OF BANKS
C. E. ANDREW. President W. V. TUGGLE, Cashier
Date of Charter, 1889 Date Began Business, 1889
RESOURCES AMOUNT
Loans and Discounts $ 147,712.26
State of Georgia and Municipal Bonds owned None
U. S. Government Securities owned 530,000.00
Other Stocks and Bonds owned None
Banking House and Lot 2,500.00
Furniture and Fixtures 1.00
Other Real Estate owned None
Cash in Vault and Amount Due from Approved
Reserve Agents 552,082,93
Checks for Clearing and Due from Other Banks None
Cash Items None
Overdrafts 162.22
Advances on Cotton and Other Commodities 2,634.80
Customers Liability on Letters of Credit
and Acceptances None
Profit and Loss None
Other Resources None
TOTAL $1,235,093.21
LIABILITIES AMOUNT
Capital Stock $ 25,000.00
Capital Notes None
Surplus Fund 27,500,00
Undivided Profits 33,647.92
Reserve Funds None
Due to Banks None
Dividends Unpaid 850.00
Cashier’s Checks 1,019.99
| Certified Checks None
Demand Deposits 1,100,434.11
Time Certificates of Deposits " 17,000.00
Savings Deposits 29,641.19
Letters of Credit and Acceptances Executed
for Customers None
Bills Payable None
Notes and Bills Rediscounted None
j Other Liabilities None
TOTAL $1,235,093.21
GEORGIA. HOUSTON COUNTY.
I Personally appeared before the undersigned, an officer au
thorized to administer oaths in said county W. V. Tuggle who,
on oath, says that he is the Cashier of the Perry Loan & Sav
ings Bank, and that the above and foregoing report of the con
dition of said bank is true and correct.
W. V. TUGGLE, Cashier.
Sworn to and subscribed before me, this 10th day of Jan
i uary, 1944.
AUBREY RAINEY, N. P. Ho. Co. Ga.
We, the undersigned directors of said bank, do certify that
we have carefully read said report and that the same is true
and correct according to the best of our information, knowl-
I edge and belief, and that the above signature of the Cashier
1 of said bank is the true and genuine signature of that officer.
This 10th day of January, 1944.
C. E. ANDREW,
, CALVIN E. McLENDON,
Directors of said Bank.
• . —J" - ■
REAL ESTATE OFFERINGS
! FARM, 525 Acres, 2 modern houses, plenty barn and stor
age buildings. This farm has everything ready for suc
cessful operation. Immediate possession if sold by March
Ist, 1944.
FARM, 297 Acres. Large 10 room 2 story house, good
pasture, running water. Immediate possession.
MODERN BRICK HOME for sale. Good location. Im
mediate possession.
GOOD HOME for sale, 5 rooms, frame construct'd!.
J. P. ETHERIDGE
REAL ESTATE
Phone 238 Perry, Ga.
GROCERIES
Staple and Fancy Groceries including Fresh
F*ruits and Vegetables and Gold Leaf Flour.
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HARDWARE
FOR FARM AND HOME.
“Speed Victory by Buying War Bonds.”
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1 J. W. Bloodworth
Phone 94 Perry, Ga.
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FARM HARDWARE
i Now is the time to repair F’arm Machinery.
We have genuine McCormick-Deering
parts at our store.
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Plow Points and Plow Equipment of all
f i r
kinds. All types of Farm Tools. Let us
supply your needs now.
Andrew Hardware Co.
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PHONE 500 PERRY, GA.
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HE’LL GET ALONG
An Irishman offered a quarter to
the boy who could tell him who was
the greatest man in history.
“Columbus,” answered one boy.
“George Washington,” answered
another.
“St. Patrick,” shouted a bright lit
tle Jewish boy.
“The quarter is yours,” said the
Irishman. “But why did you say St.
Patrick?”
“Right down in my heart I knew
it was Moses,” said the Jewish boy,
“but business is business.”
Too Bad! Too Bad!
Mrs. Smith—Somebody told me
Mabel had shot her husband.
Mrs. Jones—No, that isn’t true.
She was going to, but the war news
takes up so much space in the pa
| pens these days, she figured she
| wouldn’t be able to make the front
i page.
lie’ll. Do!
Jane-Do you think your new fel
low is the kind who will smile when
things look dark?
Joan—l know he is. That’s the
way he is when he comes to our
house and the living room looks that
way.
RIGHT PLACE—WRONG TIME
( y > ,
Mrs. Smith—Does your delivery
boy sleep in the store nights?
Grocer—No, ma’am. Just in the
daytime!
Real Trouble
Doctor Well, Rastus, I see
you’re all cut up again. Why don’t
you stay out of bad company?
Rastus—Ah’d like to, Doc, but Ah
ain’t got enough money to get a di
vorce.
Easier Said Than Done
Harry—Why don’t you settle down
and take a wife?
Jerry—l’ve tried a couple of
times, but their husbands always ob
jected!
Reputation Plus
Joe—They say that fellow is the
politest crook in the country.
Bill—Yes, I noticed he got up and
gave his seat to the lady in the
patrol wagon.
On Ice!
Jane—How did Mabel happen to
marry that fellow who rescued her
when she fell through the ice?
Joan—Oh, it was easy, once she
broke the ice!
Pardon Me!
Customer—l want some flesh-re
ducing medicine.
Druggist—Anti-lat?
Customer—No, it’s for my uncle!
Well Read!
Mrs. Jones—Did you ever read
“Horatius at the Bridge”?
Mrs. Smith—No, but I’ve read Cul
bertson.
Keep it Clean!
Old Lady—And do those tattoo
marks wash off?
Old Salt—Well, I don’t know. I
ain’t taking no chances!
Lots of W 7 ork
Judge—You mean to say you killed
this man for the sum of five dollars?
Defendant Yassuh. Yo’ see,
judge, a few bucks here and a few
bucks there, they all adds up!
GOOD REASON!
Harry—Why did you leave your
last job?
Jerry—lllness. The boss got sick
of me.
Words and Music
Johnny—You know Mom, we sang
a very appropriate hymn at the
church picnic. It was called “We
Can Sing, Full Though We Be.”
Mother—That wasn’t the name of
J it, Johnny. It was “Weak and Sin
| ful Though We Be!”
Slight Error
Johnny—How many fleas did
! Moses take in the Ark?
Jimmy—Two.
Johnny—No. Moses didn’t go in
1 the Ark. Noah did!
What Does 1944 Hold For Us?
v
Ham Bone Says—“ Hits human to count what you get,
Bur the Good Marster counts what you gives ”
As we begin 1944, let us ask ourselves what we are wil
ling »o GIVE to bring peace and goodwill to a broken,
bleeding, and starving world.
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We are fac d with the greatest task any nation has ever
had, to feed the starving people. We are faced with an
extreme shortage of labor and Equipment. The weather
is unpredictable. But we are assured of being able to
work, unmolested fcu raining bombs and invading armies.
So let us resolve to Work, Sacrifice and GIVE of our very
best, in energy, strength and ability to produce more and
better crops than we have ever done before.
See us for I arm Supplies, Farm Equipment
and i ertiiizer vVe are ready to help you in
every possible way We appreciate your busi
ness in the past and assure you our full co
operation in 1944.
Geo. C. Nunn & Son
Phone 6l Perry, Ga.
FERTILIZER
in Gr in in Mock and also a small
amount of Soda.
* ur CORN SHELLING PLANT
operates Laiiy. We are in the
market for small or large lots of
Corn. See us for Prices.
DAVIS WAREHOUSE
Fhone 87 MAYO DAVIS, Prop’r. Perry, Ga.
wAat ONE ACRE cajtdo
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America’s food and feed production goals for
1944 exceed all records. The question is being
asked—" How many more acres must be put under
the plow?” In the face of labor and machinery
shortages, the question might better be —"How
much more can be produced on every acre now
being farmed?
Experiment station results show that the intelli
gent use of potash, properly balanced with other
essential plant foods, can greatly increase yield
and quality. If you do not know just how much
potash your soil needs to make every acre do
its best, your official agricultural
advisers will tell you.
Write us for free information and literature
on the practical fertilization of your crops. aSgzSSfS
AMERICAN POTASH INSTITUTE
Incorporated
1155 Sixteenth St., N. W Washington 6, D. C
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