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McLendon auto co.
Phone 56 Perry, Ga.
... OR Will 200,000 “Good
Help Them Harvest Big Crops For Victory?
GEORGIA’S FARMERS—fewest in Geor- The additional 100,000 helpers are needed
long ag riiulinr.il history— again this this year because more farmers have gone
y»ar have planted and cultivated bumper into our armed forces and war plants since
crop* that are essential to our national the last harvest.
drive toward Victory. Peanuts. Cotton. r* i i -e .i
, t. .. 1 , ... Georgians responded magnificently to
Huy. tobacco, bruits and vegetables. .i n r i . i i i . 1
J b the call lor harvest helpers last summer
This year the problem is not only a 133,032 pitched in and helped our farmers
(.nortage of labor machinery and essen- win the Food-for-Freedom production bat
lid supplies also are short, AND planting tie. They demonstrated that the spirit of
~' .oher was unfavorable. But Georgia’s “self help” . . . the spirit of “good neigh
»tcu of the soil and her women, loo — borliness” . . . that founded this nation
b-uve worked from sun to sun. day after and made her so strong, still lives and
day week after week, to produce the crops fights ami wins!
sorely needed for humans, for livestock, Tf i . i • .i
.. TI * ’ It you have any time to spare during the
.' I tor machines, unless these crops are „ ..1 „ .i t i ,
. i . . i • . • ‘ next tliree months—a few hours a day or a
n.r estea, and at just the right time, our t . j . i • .i • i . • , J
■ * . / . J ~ . . . ’ tew days during this harvest period reg-
Geurgia lanuers have toiled in vain. • , xifwu -.i n . a . .
ister NOW with your County Agent at the
It is humanly impossible for our re- local courthouse. He will inform “help
due d army of farmers to harvest these short” farmers that you are available.
tbundant crops that our fighting forces, v i • i r
. , .* ... i 'on will be paid prevailing wages lor
Allies and civilians must hate as suste- ,i r i r j -u
... . , ~ , , the tarm work you perform, and you will
ome (or Victory. 1 hey need ALL the alao have the Junction of helping i„ ;.n
-help that townspeople can spare in gath- othcr vital way on the home front! .. .
•'nog this bood-for-r reedom. 1 c . , ... ,
the satisfaction ol not letting the toil of
Not 100,000 But 200 000» our farmer “ $° in ,Yun • • • or their cro P s
■ 4 , ’ spoil in the fight against the brutal sons of
1 • MIKGIA farmers need not just 100,000 Hitler and Hirohito!
harvest helpers, as they did last year. This
wesson our farmers need 200,000 helpers—
ou'*!, women, boy and girl VOLUNTEERS! AGRICULTURAL DIVISION
GEORGIA POWER COMPANY
(One of a series of advertisements published in cooperation with the Georgia A grind
tured Extension Service in furtherance of Georgia's Emergency Farm Labor program.)
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Sc*r* On*
Nit—What kind of toothpaste do
you use?
Wit—Staybrite!
Nit—l thought you used gun pow
der, the way you’re blowing off
all the time!
Only One Trouble
Jones—What do you say about get
ting our wives together and having
a big time tonight?
Smith—Swell. But where will we
leave them?
HEAD OF THE CLASS
Teacher—Can you tell me any- J
thing about the great chemists of the
18th century?
Smarty—They’re all dead, sir!
Gone Fprever
Him—Did you say there was some
thing about me you liked?
Her—There was! But you’ve spent j
it all I
Extremely Difficult
Sweetie—Wasn’t there any shade i
in the desert where you were fight- [
ing?
A. E. F.—Yes, but one couldn’t
get in it.
Sweetie—Why not?
A. E. F.—Have you ever tried to
; sit in your own shadow?
Good? Perfect!
Harry—ls that hair tonic any !
good?
Jerry—Good! Say, I spilled some j
of it on my comb last week and
now it’s a brush!
Right Spot
Heavyweight (returning to seat
j between acts) —Pardon me, did I
j tread on your toes as we went out?
I Seated (grimly) You certainly
I did!
j Heavyweight—Well, what did I tell
j you, Wifey, this is our place.
Not in Baseball
i Pop—lf you want to make a hit,
1 son, you must strike out for your
-1 self.
, Son—Maybe, Dad, but I know if
you strike out, you can’t make a hit.
Producing Cellulose
German capitalists are showing
interest in producing cellulose from
cornstalks.
WHERE THEY STAND
Two Swiss business men, interned
in Japan, protested to a Japanese
official, who smiled apologetically,
and explained; “I realize that you |
are neutrals. But you are neutral
enemies.” ;
“What do you consider the British j
and Americans?’’ asked the Swiss, j
“They,” snapped the Japanese, |
“are belligerent enemies.”
“What about the Germans?”
“Oh, they are friendly enemies,” j
replied the Nipponese official.
Plus Time and a Half
Harry—So with your new job
you’re practically independent?
Jerry—Yeah. I can get there any
time I wish before eight and leave
any time after five.
You Said It!
Mrs. Brown—How do you like
housework?
Mrs. Blue—l like nothing better!
Pull in the Sidewalks
Stranger—Say, who laid out this
city, anyhow?
Native Nobody, it ain’t quite
dead yet!
Logical!
Hick—More feed is eaten by whita
cows than colored ones.
Slick—Why is that?
Hick—Because there are more of
‘them!
NOT WORTH COUNTING
Sailor—Did you ever love any oth
er man in your life?
Girl—No, only civilians!
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Time to Face It!
Nit—l’m from Missouri. You’va
/otta show me!
Wit—l’m from Elgin. Just watch
me!
Eggs a la Shakespeare
Jones—Why did you name your
new hen Macduff?
Smith—So she would lay on!
Be a Pleasure!
Teacher—lf I took away nine of
your fingers, what woud you have?
Johnny—No more music lessons!
Servant Problem
Housewife—Who broke that dish?
New Maid—The cat, ma’am.
Housewife—The cat? What cat?
New Maid—My goodness, haven’t
you got one!
Cleans Them, Eh?
Brown—Does your wife help you
to choose your clothes?
Blue—No, she just picks the pock
ets!
Some Scent!
Jack—My dog’s one of the smart
est.
Mac—How come he’s so bright?
Jack—He nose it all.
Ghost to Show You!
Harry—What’s the difference be
tween a lame sailor and a ghost?
Jerry—One’s a hob goblin and the
other’s a gob hoblln’.
DEMAND AND SUPPLY
Daughter He’s simply marvel
! ous, Mother. He gives me every
thing I ask for.
Mother—That just shows you don’t
ask for enough!
Installment Plan
Jones—What was the most expen
sive piece of jewelry you ever
bought?
Smith—My wedding ring. I’m pay
ing a hundred dollars a month ali
mony.
Did It Work?
Jane—How did you stop your hus
band staying out late nights?
Joan—When he came in early one
morning I called out, “Is that you,
Bill?” and my husband’s name is
I t the ages J
. Pharmacy has kept abreast 3
of medical science in serving mankind We, £
ttoo have kept our prescription service up
to-the-minute with fine, fresh drugs. Another
\ reason it will pay to remem
i Dependable Prescription Service
HOUSTON DRUG COMPANY
Phone 52 Perry, Ga.
Pcpsi-Cola Company, Long Island City, N. Y.
Franchized Bottlers: Pepsi-Cola Bottling Co. of Macon.
AKIN DRUG CO. °
Prescriptions Are Our Specialty
Phone 2 Perry, Ga.
GROCERIES and HARDWARE
Staple and Fancy Groceries
Hardware for Farm and Home
We have Ice Tea Glasses, Light Bulbs, Brooms,
Mops, Floor Wax, Furniture Polish, Wooden Pails.
GULFSPRAY KEMTONE
J. W. Bloodworth
Phone 94 Ferry, Ga.
HOUSEHOLD NEEDS
SOLVENTOL House Cleaner, Johnson’s Liquid
WAX, O’Cedar POLISH, Wright’s SILVER Cream,
ZUD for Sinks and Tubs, EJECTO Drain Opener,
MOPS, BROOMS, DUSTERS.
For Summertime Needs, we have FLIT, BLACK
FLAG INSECT SPRAY, FLYDED, SPRAY GUNS.
PAINTS fo r inside and outside painting.
KEMTONE, BOATWRIGHT, CRUSADER.
Andrew Hardware Co.
PHONE 200 PERRY, GA.
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The Catholic Church and What She Teaches
A STATEMENT OF CATHOLIC DOCTRINE
Pamphlet Mailed on Request
Address: 2699 Peachtree Road, ATLANTA, GEORGIA
LEGAL BLANK FORMS
BLANK MORTGAGES, BILL OF SALE,
PROMISSORY NOTES, RETAIN TITLE
NOTES, and Various Other Forms
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