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GOODYEAR
♦ Goodyear Reacareh and
every product and service
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A AN OFFICIAL TIRE INSPECTION STATION *
McLENDON AUTO CO,
Phone 57 Perry, Ga.
LEGAL BLANK FORMS
BLANK MORTGAGES, BILL OF SALE,
PROMISSORY NOTES. RETAIN TITLE
NOTES, and Various Other Forms
FOR SALE AT
HOME JOURNAL OFFICE
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To Help Harvest Georgia War Crops?
GEORGIA FIELDS abound with cotton
and peanuts! But these two great war (ia ' 1—- - ~ - —-=~~
crops won’t be harvested unless YOU ” ~~S~
anil thousands of other townspeople vol- P _Z~,~ |kj\
untcer to help gather ALL of them be- y, f ijm ~~~~ ** - " J'.. <; Cr~X^ M~~2,
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an amazing job in planting and eulti- i -JF
vating cotton and peanuts this year. ,-£> -A \
They anstverod Uncle Sam’s call for ' V
giant crops to help fill the “appetites”
of our armed forces, civilians, and war V*-5^
factories. And they did it with the hope
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(Thu advertisement published in cooperation with Georgia Agricultural Extension Service in furtherance of Georgia ’. Farm Labor Program)
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A BIT MUDDLED
Two men somewhat under the in
fluence of intoxicating drink were
uncertainly flivvering their way
down a road with a deep ditch on
each sijle. The car made a lurch
to one side. “Carefu’, Bill,” hic
cupped one, “I wancha t’ be ver’
carefu’. First thing you know you’ll
have us ’n th’ ditch.”
“Me, be carefu’?” exclaimed Bill
i in surprise. “Why (hie) I thought
: you wuz drivin’.”
Dog Story No. 99990
1 Once upon a time a man had an
extremely smart dog. It would do
anything he told him. One morning
the man said; “Go up and get a
shirt for me.” The dog went up
stairs but he didn't come down right
away. After a while the man be
gan to worry. So he went up to see
what was wrong. The dog was sit
ting on the bed sewing a button on
the shirt.
What Only Fifty?
The war was over. The Dictator
was dead. The soldier who had
helped lay the body well and truly
underground was describing the
scene.
“We put the coffin down fifty j
times," he said,
i “Fifty times!” exclaimed a listen
er. “What for?”
“Encores!”
Mere Thought Needed
Harry—lt’s odd but my best ideas
come when I’m washing my hands.
Jerry—Why don’t you take a bath
then!
RIGHT ANSWER
Tax Man—Now, what’s your hus
band’s average income?
Lady—Oh, about one o’clock in the
morning! •
Sweet Nothings
Mary—What was that crack you
made about me being like a lamp
post?
Harry—Oh that was nothing. I just
said there was one like you on every
corner.
But Smart!
Father—You’re a bright lad, son,
, but you want to make too much
I money. Why, do you know what I
was getting when I married?
I Son—No. And I’ll bet you didn’t
j either!
Effective Anyway
I Tom—Grandma was looking for
bicarbonate of soda last night and
took a spoonful of plaster of paris
by mistake.
Dick—That ought to have settled
her hash!
The Woman of It
Flora—You know a week ago I
was crazy about that soldier. Now
I don’t care for him a bit.
Dora Yes, it’s strange how :
changeable men are.
IN THE ARMY
Sarge—Now men, why is walnut
used in the butt of this rifle?
Rookie One—Because it’s harder?
Rookie Two—Perhaps because it’s
more elastic?
Rookie Three—Maybe because it
looks nicer?
Sarge—Don’t be dumb. It’s be
cause it’s laid down in the regula
[ tions!
Mixed Parents
Housewife—These two girls arc
brother’s!
Investigator—Lady, thatls impos
sible.
Housewife—lt’s not. My brother
and his family will live here as '
long as they like.
Heat at any Price
Hubby—lsn’t this wonderful, sit
ting here before the fireplace with
that wonderful fire?
Wifey—Yes, but I’m sure I’m go
ing to miss the furniture. |
Galloping Consumption
Jones (to Smith hopping along the I
street) —I thought you were ill! I
What’s the idea of jumping along
the street like that?
Smith—l am sick, but my doctor
told me to take my medicine three
days running and skip one!
Music Lover
Latecomer—What’s the orchestra
playing now?
Neighbor The “Fifth Sympho
ny.”
Latecomer Good! I’ve missed
four of them already!
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Home Front
Him (in the army)—And this is
my gun.
Her—Tell me one thing, dear, is it
true that the harder you pull the
trigger the farther the bullet will go?
COTTON
Bring your COTTON to Perry to
be GINNED. Best Samples and
Top Prices on both COTTON and
COTTON SEED.
Excellent Warehouse Facilities
are offered at our WAREHOUSE
Proper handling, storage, and marketing
plus friendly, competent, and accomodating
service guaranteed.
Warehouse with us for Convenience and
Best Prices.
Davis Warehouse
Phone 87 Perry, Ga.
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Prescriptions Are Our Specialty
Phone 2 Perry, Ga.
GROCERIES and HARDWARE
Staple and Fancy Groceries
Hardware for Farm and Home
We have Ice Tea Glasses, Light Bulbs, Brooms,
Mops, Floor Wax, Furniture Polish, Wooden Pails.
GULFSPRAY KEMTONE
J. W. Bloodworth
Phone 94 Perry, Ga.
SCHOOL SPECIAL!
Two or more $3.50 Oil Permanents each $2.50
(with this adv.)
Other Permanents $1.50 to $lO.OO
No Appointments Needed
HOURS —9 A. M. to SP. M. Except Thursday
Afternoon.
Nu Deal Beauty Shop
Mrs. CLEO GRAHAM & Mrs. LOIS G. AMOS
Operators
Unadilla, Georgia
W. ien Accuracy I
Means So Much
In compounding a prescription, accuracy is
of prime importance. Our Prescription De
partment has the most modern equipment
to weigh or measure each ingredient. Here,
your Pharmacist is honor-bound to follow
your doctors orders exactly . . .You can
depend on us for accuracy!
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dependable Prescription Service
HOUSTON DRUG COMPANY
Phone 52 Perry, Ga.
The Catholic Church and What She Teaches
A STATEMENT OF CATHOLIC DOCTRINE
Pamphlet Mailed on Request
Address; 2699 Peachtree Road, ATLANTA, GEORGIA
