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THAT’S THE QUESTION!
The teacher was explaining to the
class the meaning of the word “re
cuperate.” “Now, Tommy,” she
said to a small boy, “when your fa- j
ther has worked hard all day he is
tire® and worn out, isn’t he?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Then, when night comes and his
work is over for the day, what does
he do?”
“That’s what Mother wants to
know,” Tommy explained.
Party Line
A farmer wanted to phone but
every time he found the line busy.
“I put some beans on for supper,”
he heard one woman say to a neigh
bor.
A few moments later when he
j tried the same two women were talk
| ing. “Say, lady,” he broke in, “I
} smell your beans burning.”
There was a scream, two receiv
ers went up and the line was freed.
Be Practical!
Passing Preacher Don’t you
think it would help your crops if
you did a little more praying?
Farmer—Don’t worry, I do plenty
of praying. But I’ve found the Good
Lord expects us to mix a lot of fer
tilizer in with the prayer, too!
Killing Time
Zeke—You know, Paw, the clock
fell off the wall this morning, an’
if it had fallen a moment sooner it
would have hit Maw on the head.
Paw—Darn that clock! I always
said it was slow!
DETOUR AHEAD
I Traveler—How far is it to the next
) town?
Native—Well, it seems farther
than it is but you’ll find out it ain’t.
Guaranteed!
Sign in store window: “Try Dr.
Barium’s Cough Cure—lt’s the Best
—You’ll Never Get Better!”
Unusual Accident!
Sambo—How’d yo uncle die, Ras
tus?
Rastus—Oh, he jus’ natually fell
through some scaffolding.
Sambo—Whatall was he doin’ up
dere?
Rastus—Bein’ hanged!
Retort Courteous
Mrs.—l was a fool when I mar
ried you!
Mr.—True. But I loved you so
much at the time, I didn’t realize
it!
Q.E.D.
Hubby—lf a man steals—no mat
ter what—he’ll regret it.
Wifey—You used to steal kisses
from me before we were married.
Hubby—Well, you heard what I
said!
Just Buggy
Guest—There are a lot of bugs in
Imy room! What can Ido about it?
Clerk—Search me!
Guest—No thanks!
OLD ARMY STORY
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j Officer You brought me the
( wrong boots! Can’t you see one of
I them is black and the other brown!
1 Rookie—Yes, sir, but the only oth
j er pair you have are just the same.
Servant Problem
Housewife (on phone)—l want a
cook and she must be capable.
Employment Agency We have
several who are capable of anything.
Modern Torture
First—Are the irons hot?
j Second—As hot as I can get them.
First—ls the oil boiling?
Second—Yes.
First—Fasten her in her chair.
Second—She can’t move.
First—Okay! Give her the $3 per
manCnt!
“INDIGESTION AND GASSY
BLOATING RELIEVED; CREDIT
IS ALL DUE TO POW-O-LIN”
“I Felt So Stuffy and Smoth
ery After Eating I Could Hard
ly Get My Breath,” Declares
Mrs. Reidling. Says Pow-o
lin Rest Medicine She Ever
! Saw.
Praising Pow-o-lin for the won
derful relief it brought, Mrs.
Ethel Reidling, well-known resi
dent of 526 High St., Gaines-
I ville, Ga,, declares:
“I don’t believe you could have
found anyone in Georgia who
suffered as I did from indiges
tion and gas pressure that some
times made me feel I couldn’t
get my breath. Everything I ate
hurt me until I didn’t care if I
ever went to the table again. My
nerves were jumpy and I often
lay awake at night worrying
about myself. Stubborn consti
! pation filled my intestines with
' waste that made me feel achy,
and I had to take so many strong
laxatives I felt weakened and let
down nearly all the time. No
matter what I tried I couldn’t
get the relief 1 so sorely needed
and I was just about to give up
hope of finding a medicine that
would relieve my distress,
“The very first bottle of Pow
lO-lin brought me grand relief. 1
feel more like eating now, and
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Pepsi-Cola Company, Long Island City, N. Y.
Franchized Bottlers: Pepsi-Cola Bottling Co. of Macon.
MRS. ETHEL REIDLING
relieved of the gassy pressure,
bloating and jumpy nerves, i
don’t have to take harsh laxa
tives and the unnatural fatigue
and sluggishness that kept me
feeling so miserable is relieved.
I owe Pow-o-lin my everlasting
praise.”
Such sincere praise must be
deserved. Pow-o-lin may be ob
tained at Houston Drug Co. The
first bottle is guaranteed to bring
you gratifying relief or your
money back.
This purely herbal medicine is
intended to relieve distress as
described by Mrs. Reidling when
due to constipation. Caution:
Use only as directed.
