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UNION MOTOR COMPANY
Phone 136 Perry, Ga.
SUBSCRIPTIONS MUST BE
PAID IN ADVANCE!
ill i $ I; KX
FOLLOWING ORDERS
The doctor met Mrs. Smith in the
street.
“And how is your husband sleep
ing now, Mrs. Smith?” he asked.
“Did you give him the sleeping pow
ders as I directed?”
“Yes, sir,” she replied. “You told
me to give him the amount I could
get on a nickel, but as I hadn’t any
silver I used five pennies and he’s
been asleep for five days now!”
Slight Mistake
Harry—l thought Nero was a Ro
man emperor.
Jerry—He was.
Harry—Then why did we sing a
hymn about him in church this
morning?
Jerry—What hymn?
Harry—Nero, My God to Thee.
Bashful Beau
Jane—l thought you were going to
kiss me when you puckered up your
lips just now.
Joe—No, it was only a piece of
grit in my mouth.
Jane—Well, hurry up and swallow
it. You need some!
PILLOW NEEDED
in
Dad—That licking I gave you tired
me all out.
Son—Yeh, but you can sit down
and rest!
Kuh! Who? Ow!
Electrician—Here, catch this wire!
Helper—Okay! What now?
Electrician—Feel anything?
Helper—No!
Electrician—Well, don’t touch the
other one. It carries a thousand
volts!
Usual Schedule
Smith—l want to get back to town
as late as possible. What train
should I take?
Agent—Well, there’s a train leav
ing right now that’s usually as late
as any of them.
Slight. Hint
Joan—Why do you let him call you
by your first name?
Jane—l want to encourage him to
change my last name!
Early Birds
Harry—l’m always up with the
lark.
Jerry—Me, I prefer a swallow be
fore breakfast!
Continuous Performance
Mrs.—l thought you were never
going to get drunk again. That’s
what you promised me yesterday.
Mr.—This isn’t “again.” This is
“yet.”
Right Location?
She—Would you like to see where
I was operated on for appendicitis?
He—Well-er-er, I hate hospitals!
Sap in the Tree
Joe—My ancestors were all people
of brains!
Bill—Too bad you were disinher
ited!
Too Bad!
Jones—Was your uncle covered
with insurance when he died?
Smith—No. Just a nightshirt.
NO CONSOLATION
Little Boy—l’m c-erying b-b-be
cause I got a s-spanking.
Old Lady—Well, well, don’t you
mind.
Little Boy—Don’t t-t-tell me that.
That’s just what I got spanked for.
I Give Up!
Cashier—You’ll have to indentify
yourself before I can cash this
check.
Lady—My friend here will identify
me.
Cashier—But I don’t know her.
Lady—Oh, that's all right, I’ll in
troduce you.
No Kidding!
Smith—This is delicious salmon! i
Mrs. Smith—That’s not salmon.
It’s cod blushing at the price I had j
t* n«v for it!
Is a Btap?erformeri
• Tha new U. S. Royal
O DeLuxe has become
/k a star p erf ° rmer!
v From all sections of
BUY WHERE YOU SEE
THE U. S. TIRE SIGH % IlillLjßS
TIRES ARE SCARCE-RECAP IN TIME!
GRAY'S Service Station
Day Phone 137 —Night Phone 170
PERRY, GA.
FOR SALE
FARM KNOWN AS
R. L. THOMPSON PLACE
Close to Perry and described as:
Lot forty-four (44) in the Tenth (10) Land District, as
shown on plat recorded in Plat Book “1” at page 102 of the
Houston County Records, containing 215,4 acres more or less.
Offers to buy this farm must be accompanied
by a certified check made payable to the order of
Perry Loan and Savings Bank, in the amount of
10% of your offer, and must be mailed direct to
the owner. Check covering unacceptable offers
will be returned.
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Terms all cash, no mortgages or notes
Owner: A. C. GOODRICH
276 Forest Street, Winnetka, Illinois
AKIN DRUG CO.
Prescriptions Are Our Specialty
Phone 2 Perry, Ga.
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FERTILIZER AND SODA
FOR GRAIN
We have Top Dressing for Grains, such as Ni
trate of Soda, Cal-Nitro, Muriate of Potash and
all other types of Fertilizers.
We are in the Market for Corn, Field Peas, and
all Farm Products. Top Market Prices Given.
LET US SUPPLY YOUR FERTILIZER NEEDS
DAVIS WAREHOUSE
4 Phone 87 Perry, Ga.
