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THE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY MAY 23, 1902 -
MORE COTTON
to the acre at less cost, means
more money.
More Potash
la the Cotton fertilizer Improves the
soil; Increases yield—-larger profits.
Seed for oar book (free) explaining how to
get these results.
- GERMAN KALI WORKS,
93 Nassau St., New York.
A Knock-Out Blow.
Boston, May 23.-Tommy Noon
an, of Chelsea, died this morning
from the effect of a blow received
from Eddie Dixon, of Chicago, in
a boxing contest at the Lenox
athletic club last night.
to many pieces. He threw his el
bow to the desk and held his head
un his hand.
There was an attitude of “don’t
care” about him, and all this at
tracted the teacher, who, upon
going to where he was seated, found
the example on his slate done in
four different ways and each with a
different result. “What’s the
matter?” asked the teacher.
There was no reply, and the tutor
again asked, “can’t you do the ex
ample?” The boy by this 7 tim
had evidently lost his bashfulness
and answered, “No’m, I wish I was
a moskeeter, though.’ “Why, that’s
a peculiar wish to make,” said the
teacher, “isn’t there something
nicer than that to long for?”
•‘Well,” began the diminutive lad,
“papa told me last night that
moskeeters multiply so fast.”
The recess bell thep rang and
prevented an uproar among the
children, although the teacher who
now tells the story says she has
many a good laugh when she thinks
of the incident.
Nanigos Caught.
Havana, May 28.-Fifty-nine
Nanigos, alleged to be a secret or
der of assassins, were captured by
the police while new members were
being initiated. The new mem
bers were in the act of singing the
obligations in blood. The Nani
gos are greatly dreaded through
out Cuba.
Reflections of a Bachelor.
Love deferred maketh the man
bad.
Knowing vice is to take a little
stock in it.
The man who tries to cheat
death pays twice over.
Red-headed girls are all right if
you don’t inherit them.
A young fool has a chance to
outgrow it; the old one doesn’t.
Nowadays fathers pride them
selves on being a block of the
young chip.
Heaven will forgive the man
who is not good if he only will not
be bad.
The way to keep a woman inter
ested in you is to keep her curious
about yop.
The right kind of wife sets out to
save all the money her husband
• squandered on her when they were
engaged.
Women can easily believe that
there never was an Adam or Eve
since they have been taught to be-
lievethat Eve did not wear
-clothes.—New York Press.
"Wished He Was a Mosquito.
It was before the hour ot recess
in one of the lower grades of ’a
primary school of the northwest
part of the city, says the Phila
delphia Telegraph. The class
had just finished a reading lesson
and was started on arithmetic.
A lesson in multiplication was
given, and the clatter of pencils
over the slates, coupled with the
constant hum of .the tots iu figur
ing out the examples, made a
noise in the room not unlike that
in a machine shop. Although t it
was early in the day, the teacher
looked weary, for she had a class
of about thirty boys and twenty
five girls, and the boys were a mis
chievous lot and up to ail the
school tricks of the day. There
was one little fellow seated on the
form that seemed to be struggl
ing harder than the rest to ac
complish the task before him.
Finally he let his slate fall to the
desk, and with a bang his pencil
dropped on the-floor, breaking w-
The Anniston Hot Blast would
not object to billion dollar con
gresses if they were only worth the
money.
An exchange says that the best
democratic argument is what the
retail butchers are forced to tell
people.
With Jerry Simpson playing
ping pong and Senator Pettigrew
accumulating gold mines, the
Rochester Democratic is moved to
exclaim, “How those populist do
backslide 1 ”
The Troy Messenger give the
explanation of great mystery from
a scientist of that city “A Vol
cano is the result of mother earth,
being sick on the stomach.”
They Never Had a Chance.
Probably nine out of ten men
past middle life, if asked how it
happens that they are today only
rarely earning their living, would
tell you that they “never had a
chance; ” that they were kept back,
that circumstances were against
them, that they had no opportuni
ties, such as other boys around
them had, cr that they did,, not
have the proper schooling, or else
plead some other excuse.
The probabilities are that oppor
tunity did visit every one of these
men more than once in their yc »‘h
or early manhood, but that they
did not see that all good chances
consisted in doing everything they
undertook cheerfully, promptly
and ju9t as well as it could be done.
As boys they did not look upon
every errand as a chance to be po
lite, prompt, energetic; on every
lesson in school as a foundation
stone in their success-structure.
They did not think that the de
moralizing hours of indolence and
shiftlessness which they were weav
ing into the web of their lives
would mar the fabric forever and
reproach them through all time.
They did not realize that the impu
dent reply to their employer, the
carelessness and indifference which
they slipped into their tasks, would
come out as ghosts in the future, to
mar their happiness and success.
They looked upon every duty
shirked, the minutes they cut off
from each end of a day, as so much
gain. They did not realize that
these things, seemed so innocent,
would grow into giant defects
which would mar their future suc
cess.
They did not think that their
slipshod methods, their careless at
tire, and their aggressive manners,
would lie as great bars across the
path of their future success, and
keep them back from the goal of
their ambitions.
They do not think that all these
things were the real causes of their
being fixtures at salaries of ten or
fifteen dollars a week.
They did not thick that these
seeming trifles in youth would
doom them to be perpetual jani
tors, clerks, or’ farm hands, and
that it would be almost impossible
in maturity to outgrow the defects
of their youth.—Selected.
Within the past three years six
policemen have met their deaths at
the hands of assassins m Atlanta,
and in not a single instance has the
murderer been brought to justice,
says the Constitution.
A Michigan man who bequeath
ed a large sum of money to build
a home for “indignant” women
ment to say indigent-in his will
No doubt thouht a little careful
searching might bring to light a
few of the first named.
Two Affliotions.
A worthy man,*who was very
sensitive and retiring, having lost
his wife, privately requested that
he might be remembered in the
minister’s morning prayer from
the pulpit, but asked that his name
might not be named, says Spare
Moments.
On Sunday morning the good
minister prayed most earnestly for
“our aged broiher, upon whom the
heavy hand of sore affliction has so
lately fallen.”
At this point |an elderly man,
whom the minister had married to
a very young wife during the week,
rose with a bounce, and stamped
down the aisle, muttering loud en
ough to be heard all over the
chapel, “it may be an affliction,
but I’m blest if I want to be prayed
for in that fashion.”
Bowden Lithia,
Harris. Lithia, and Tate Springs
mineral waters, for sale at Will. Sum
mer Jk’s.
Now is the time to plant
your garden. The best
seed are at Dixon’s.
Uncle Sam’s
Mail Service
requires physical and mental
ability of a high degree to
withstand ns hard labors. The
high tension to which the
nervous system is constantly
subjected, has a depressing ef
fect, and soon headache, back
ache, neuralgia, rheumatism,
sciatica, etc., develop in severe
form. Such was the case of
Mail Carrier S. F. Swcinhart,
of Huntsville, Ala., he says:
“An attack of pneumonia left me
with muscular rheumatism, headache,
and pains that seemed to be all over
me. I was scarcely able to move for
about a month when I decided to give
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and Nerve Plasters a trial. In three
days I was again on my route and in
two weeks I was free from pain and
gaining in flesh and str-ngih.
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crack and bleed, or give it a scaly, fishy appearance; again the eruptionsiul
consist of innumerable blackheads and pimples or hard, red bumps tipi
the face. Purification of the blood is the only remedy for these vicious sh]
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