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THE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY MAY 23, 1902 - MORE COTTON to the acre at less cost, means more money. More Potash la the Cotton fertilizer Improves the soil; Increases yield—-larger profits. Seed for oar book (free) explaining how to get these results. - GERMAN KALI WORKS, 93 Nassau St., New York. A Knock-Out Blow. Boston, May 23.-Tommy Noon an, of Chelsea, died this morning from the effect of a blow received from Eddie Dixon, of Chicago, in a boxing contest at the Lenox athletic club last night. to many pieces. He threw his el bow to the desk and held his head un his hand. There was an attitude of “don’t care” about him, and all this at tracted the teacher, who, upon going to where he was seated, found the example on his slate done in four different ways and each with a different result. “What’s the matter?” asked the teacher. There was no reply, and the tutor again asked, “can’t you do the ex ample?” The boy by this 7 tim had evidently lost his bashfulness and answered, “No’m, I wish I was a moskeeter, though.’ “Why, that’s a peculiar wish to make,” said the teacher, “isn’t there something nicer than that to long for?” •‘Well,” began the diminutive lad, “papa told me last night that moskeeters multiply so fast.” The recess bell thep rang and prevented an uproar among the children, although the teacher who now tells the story says she has many a good laugh when she thinks of the incident. Nanigos Caught. Havana, May 28.-Fifty-nine Nanigos, alleged to be a secret or der of assassins, were captured by the police while new members were being initiated. The new mem bers were in the act of singing the obligations in blood. The Nani gos are greatly dreaded through out Cuba. Reflections of a Bachelor. Love deferred maketh the man bad. Knowing vice is to take a little stock in it. The man who tries to cheat death pays twice over. Red-headed girls are all right if you don’t inherit them. A young fool has a chance to outgrow it; the old one doesn’t. Nowadays fathers pride them selves on being a block of the young chip. Heaven will forgive the man who is not good if he only will not be bad. The way to keep a woman inter ested in you is to keep her curious about yop. The right kind of wife sets out to save all the money her husband • squandered on her when they were engaged. Women can easily believe that there never was an Adam or Eve since they have been taught to be- lievethat Eve did not wear -clothes.—New York Press. "Wished He Was a Mosquito. It was before the hour ot recess in one of the lower grades of ’a primary school of the northwest part of the city, says the Phila delphia Telegraph. The class had just finished a reading lesson and was started on arithmetic. A lesson in multiplication was given, and the clatter of pencils over the slates, coupled with the constant hum of .the tots iu figur ing out the examples, made a noise in the room not unlike that in a machine shop. Although t it was early in the day, the teacher looked weary, for she had a class of about thirty boys and twenty five girls, and the boys were a mis chievous lot and up to ail the school tricks of the day. There was one little fellow seated on the form that seemed to be struggl ing harder than the rest to ac complish the task before him. Finally he let his slate fall to the desk, and with a bang his pencil dropped on the-floor, breaking w- The Anniston Hot Blast would not object to billion dollar con gresses if they were only worth the money. An exchange says that the best democratic argument is what the retail butchers are forced to tell people. With Jerry Simpson playing ping pong and Senator Pettigrew accumulating gold mines, the Rochester Democratic is moved to exclaim, “How those populist do backslide 1 ” The Troy Messenger give the explanation of great mystery from a scientist of that city “A Vol cano is the result of mother earth, being sick on the stomach.” They Never Had a Chance. Probably nine out of ten men past middle life, if asked how it happens that they are today only rarely earning their living, would tell you that they “never had a chance; ” that they were kept back, that circumstances were against them, that they had no opportuni ties, such as other boys around them had, cr that they did,, not have the proper schooling, or else plead some other excuse. The probabilities are that oppor tunity did visit every one of these men more than once in their yc »‘h or early manhood, but that they did not see that all good chances consisted in doing everything they undertook cheerfully, promptly and ju9t as well as it could be done. As boys they did not look upon every errand as a chance to be po lite, prompt, energetic; on every lesson in school as a foundation stone in their success-structure. They did not think that the de moralizing hours of indolence and shiftlessness which they were weav ing into the web of their lives would mar the fabric forever and reproach them through all time. They did not realize that the impu dent reply to their employer, the carelessness and indifference which they slipped into their tasks, would come out as ghosts in the future, to mar their happiness and success. They looked upon every duty shirked, the minutes they cut off from each end of a day, as so much gain. They did not realize that these things, seemed so innocent, would grow into giant defects which would mar their future suc cess. They did not think that their slipshod methods, their careless at tire, and their aggressive manners, would lie as great bars across the path of their future success, and keep them back from the goal of their ambitions. They do not think that all these things were the real causes of their being fixtures at salaries of ten or fifteen dollars a week. They did not thick that these seeming trifles in youth would doom them to be perpetual jani tors, clerks, or’ farm hands, and that it would be almost impossible in maturity to outgrow the defects of their youth.—Selected. Within the past three years six policemen have met their deaths at the hands of assassins m Atlanta, and in not a single instance has the murderer been brought to justice, says the Constitution. A Michigan man who bequeath ed a large sum of money to build a home for “indignant” women ment to say indigent-in his will No doubt thouht a little careful searching might bring to light a few of the first named. Two Affliotions. A worthy man,*who was very sensitive and retiring, having lost his wife, privately requested that he might be remembered in the minister’s morning prayer from the pulpit, but asked that his name might not be named, says Spare Moments. On Sunday morning the good minister prayed most earnestly for “our aged broiher, upon whom the heavy hand of sore affliction has so lately fallen.” At this point |an elderly man, whom the minister had married to a very young wife during the week, rose with a bounce, and stamped down the aisle, muttering loud en ough to be heard all over the chapel, “it may be an affliction, but I’m blest if I want to be prayed for in that fashion.” Bowden Lithia, Harris. Lithia, and Tate Springs mineral waters, for sale at Will. Sum mer Jk’s. Now is the time to plant your garden. The best seed are at Dixon’s. Uncle Sam’s Mail Service requires physical and mental ability of a high degree to withstand ns hard labors. The high tension to which the nervous system is constantly subjected, has a depressing ef fect, and soon headache, back ache, neuralgia, rheumatism, sciatica, etc., develop in severe form. Such was the case of Mail Carrier S. F. Swcinhart, of Huntsville, Ala., he says: “An attack of pneumonia left me with muscular rheumatism, headache, and pains that seemed to be all over me. I was scarcely able to move for about a month when I decided to give Mil es* Pain Pills and Nerve Plasters a trial. In three days I was again on my route and in two weeks I was free from pain and gaining in flesh and str-ngih. Sold hr all Bniulsis. D*. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind. Mild In action, strengthening in effect, and Fcertain in good results. 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