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Gainesville,
June 18 , 1902.
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A Whistler Story.
Whistler one afternoon called
on a young painter of his acquaint
*nce who did the pretty little sort
of things that are popular, says
the New York Times. In the
course of the conversation tha
followed the young artist turned
to a little head he was painting
and, daintily balancing a square
palette by one corner between two
finger tips, took a fine sable brush
and as daintily began to.tickle a;
piece of bad drawing into a “sweet
expression,” saying:
“A pleasant
Jimmy?”
“Yes,” was Whistler’s response
but what are you doing, Frpnk?”
“Oh,” said the young artist, “
am painting a replies of a little
thing some one liked, because, you
know, I can always sell two or
three of the Bame subject, if it’s a
taking one.”
“Ah,” commended Whistler
“you must be a genius, Frank, anc
alas! am like the simple-mindec
hen whOj when asked to do so,
protested that she could not lay
the same egg twice!”
Bulletin Bubbles.
In the secret service—gossips.
Should be choice affairs—wed
dings.
Hard to have and hard to do
without—ice.
The Siamese twins were so at
tached to each other.
Even getting rich gets to be poor
consolation for some things.
A bad egg isn’t like a poor joke,
for there’s something in it.
In politicaeven^ a "clean. sweep
may be the result of dirty work.
Although they raised Cain,
Adam and Eve were the parents
of an Abel young man.
Lovers in the park often find
plenty of sweetness on Lemon
Hill.
— Not even the “copper” is always
willing to take a penny for his
thoughts.
These modern skvserapers are
no service when we want a clear
•fcy.
The miller is not the only man
who can say he has “been through
the mill.”
The dark secret is the kind that
is pretty sure to come to light.
A bank is one place where some
men put in for all they are worth.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
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Reflections of a Bachelor.
The virtue of most people is es
tablished on lack, of opportunity.
Most any man can marry any
girl who has made up her mind to
make him ask her.
What the new school in Bible
history means is that there was
no Eve until there were clothes.
It takes a woman to pick out
the time when a man is stewing
over figures to ask him to stop and
tell her how much he loves her.
The older some men get the
more they can act like young
fools. • ■' % ‘ .pip
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It is hard for most people to
forgive those they have done a
wrong to.
The man who marries a widow
gets a long start on the one who
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marries a woman who won’t be
one until he dies.
When people have something
the matter with them and they
can’t get over it, they first take
to medicine and then to religion.
One way to get square with peo
ple is to get around them.
Swapping horses isn’t nearly as
risky as getting married, but it’s
almost as interesting.
It doesn’t take a keen-witted
bridegroom long to learn that he
is the small end of the bargain.
Early to bed and early to rise
makes a fine headache while you
are waiting for breakfast to be
ready.
^The presence.'of mosquitoes at a
summer resort doesn’t worry the
summer girl nearly so much as the
absence of men.—New* York Press.
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The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at last one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in all its stages, and that
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Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
Report of the Trustees.
Athens, Ga., June 14.—The
board of visitors to the University
of Georgia made their report to
the trustees today. It contained
high praise for the students and t,
the good work they had done dur
ing the year. ^
The board noted the lack of in
terest in the agricultural depart
ment of the university, but at
tributed it not to any fault of the
university or the head of the de
partment, but to the people who
do not manifest much interest in
it.
The school teachers of Georgia
will have things their own way at
Tybee this week. The State Asso
ciation will hold its annual meet
ing there Thursday, Friday and
Saturday.
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perfectly odorless.
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_ 50
to make your baby strong and
well. A fifty cent bottle of
Scott’s Emulsion
will change a sickly baby to
a plump, romping child.
Only one cent a day, think
of It. Its as nice as cream.
Send for a free sample, and try it.,
SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists,
409-4x5 Pearl Street, New York.
50c. and p.oo; all druggists.
was:
teach laddies Latin and Greek, but
it needs a head for gowff.”—Tit-
Bits.
In the Near Future.—The Cook
— fi ‘Oi’m sorry, mum, but the wal
kin’ diligate av th’ Suprame Ord-
her av Cooks hov ordhered me t’
throw up me job.” Mrs. Subbub
(tearfully)—“Oh, Norah ! What
have I done?” The Cook—“Naw-
thin’, mum ; but yer foolish hus-
bind got shaved in a non-union
barber-shop, th’ doy before yister-
day,”—Brooklyn Life.
Money for Teachers.
Atlanta, June 14.—Gov. Candler
today sent out inquiries to banks
in different parts of the state, ask
ing at what rate he could secure
$150,000 with which to make the
balance of the second month’s pay
ment to the school teachers.
The Cherry Tree Fraud.
Charlotte, N. C., June 14.—Dr.
Frank Bright, his father. Rev. T.
Bright, a Baptist minister, and O.
B. Wilkie, a newspaper man of
Rutherford, N. C., were today
: :ound guilty of using the mails for
fraudulent purposes, after a trial
of three days in the United States
District Court here.
The men indicted were at vari
ous times within the past two years
proprietors of the Amos Owen
Cherry Tree Company, with head
quarters at Ellenboro, N. C. The
alleged plan of operations was to
employ agents bv an endless chain
scheme, at $20 per month, after
$12 for cherry trees had been sent
in. The alleged victims of the
company are said to have been
in vari-
several
secured
How He Lost His.
While seated in the democratic
cloak room the other afternoon Sen
ator Mallory, of Florida, called a
page to him. The boy had a bunch
of hair standing straight op from
his forehead. ’’Sonny,” said the
Senator, you should irain that cow
lick to lie down or when you mar
ry your wife will have a good
place to grab.’’Now, the senator is
as bald as a doornob,so the best he
could do was to smile when the boy
saidjnnocently enough, but with
a twinkle in his eye: ’’Yes, sir: is
that the way you lost your hair?”
GOLDEN
PURS OLD k
LINCOLN CO,
mostly women, who lived
ous states and numbered
thousand. The amount
is estimated at $50,000.
No Union Depot for Atlanta.
Atlanta, June 14.—Within the
last few weeks several purchases of
property have been made by Capt.
J. W. English, who is a director of
the Southern Railway, which prop
erty adjoins the site selected some
years ago for a new depotj to be
built by that road. It is located
on the western side of the city ad
joining the Mitchell street viaduct.
These purchases in connection
with other facts have led to the
conclusion that the Southern is de
termined not to aesent to the
building of a new depot on the
state’s property.
Separating Two Jacks.
A New York city magistrate re
cently had before him the case of
a pair of confidence men ^accused
of robbing a farmer on a visit to
the metropolis, says the New York
Times. The magistrate asked them
as to their side of the story.
“Well, judge,” explained one,
“we simply offered to bet him $500
that we could take a deck of cards,
shuffle them so he could see us,
and make two jacks come out to
gether. He lost. That was all,
judge.”
“What’s your name?” the
magistrate asked the spokesman.
“Jack O’Brien, judge.”
“And yours?”—turning to the
other prisoner.
“Jack Devine, your honor.”
“O’Brien,” said the magistrate,
“I give you four years; Devine, I
»ive youjthree years. And now,
gentlemen, I’ll just bet $500 that
you two Jacks do not come out to
gether !”
When a young man meets two
girls at a soda fountain, it is his
plain duty to feel like thirty cents.
Nothing looks more peculiar
than to 6ee a young man trying to
flirt, when he doesn't know how.
^ Are you despondent and inclined
to thinks there is nothing left
worth living for? Try cherry pie.
If you inherited curly hair from
your ancestors, you got more than
most people got from theirs.
A garden isn’t real old fashioned
unless you can go into it at any
time of the year and come back
eating some thing. ’
When you give a party, pass the
refreshments as fast as the guests
arrive, and give them a chance to
get home. '
What has become of the old
fashioned man, who, wheD, askea
where he got his new clothes said;
Sold eggs and buyed ’em?”
When a man sits as loug as five
minutes in deep thought, his wom
en folks begin to wonder what dev
ilment he is up to noiv.
If we will all know each other in
heaven, Kin Commissioner General
Appleton will have a busv time
staaightening things hut.
If we were young enough to grad
uate, we would prefer a side of
bacon and a sack of meal to a wag
on load of flowers.
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The French people are person*
if not complimentary in their re-
marks as was shown by a meia \
of the chamber of deputies when!
said recently: ’’Your president:
the republic is a thief.”
When the Missouri mule hear
that the Boer war had ended jj
kicked up his heels.
One-half of the world can’t is
the life of it see how the oth
half manages to have such atjl
on its income.—Chiaago Record
Herald.
Dublin Courier-Dispatch : Gov.-to
be Terrel started in the race with
120 counties sure. In the scramble
he lost forty-two. Had the primary
been held during months July or
August he would have exchanged
places with Guerry, and Estill
would have been nominated Gov
ernor.
The chair of Chinese literature
at^Columbia, which many of Wu
Ting Fang’s friends insisted upon
giving to him, goes to a German
professor at the University of Mu
nich. Wu will thus be obliged to
speak before conventions, as he has
in the past, in order to spread his
beguiling doctrines in America.
An exchange tells of a Chicago
man w r ho has taken anew way of
advertising “The sorrows of Sa
tan.” He read, laid it down and
took his life with a razor.
Judging from the recent report
of the St. Louis grand jury about
all the good men connected with
the city administration occupy
places in the cemetery.
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The democratic whisper going a-
round seems to be,’’Send for Grov
er.” —St, Louis Globe-Democrat.
It appears thatjPreeident
evelt is about forty years Uud
the times. HG speaks as if the
war wor&still going on.
Daniel Smith died the ot&sitaj
in Orville, Saginaw county, Ifia
gau at the age of 111 years and
months, He ‘‘never touched liqd
and did not smoke,” but this id
tiful record is marred by the W
er statement that he “chewed tes
accoday and night.“ Perhaps^
had followed the advice of all til
reformers, denying himself lipi
tobacco in all forms, meat, sweej
foods, etc., this tough old ffld
might have lived to the age of -$i
that is, if he could manage to k 1
from starving while his apj
was young and vigorous.— Mi
Telegraph. /
“I wish to buy a mattress— ^
lightest you have,” said tbefij
chaser in the furniture store.
“Right this way,“ replied thecM
“we have some here that are
fed with blond hair.“
Ostentation.—“Yes,” said
woman with sharp eyes, “^°
people who moved in next door i
inclined to make an ostenta^ 00
display of their wealth.’
what way?” “They go into
corner grocery and order beef^ es
in a loud tone of voice.”—^ 3 * 11
ington Star.
Sound Philosophy. — ^
(from the city)—“Why don tf
move away from this dead $ 1
town and get among people*?’ 1
lag© Magnate—“Because I a 2300
to something here. It is betf^ r
be a live man in a dead town
a dead man in a live town-
Chicago Tribune.
And even the thought of it makes
you tremble like an aspen leaf.
Hopeless.—Farmer Jod^**
your son still going tew tb& _
School?” Farmer Brown—“^° r
t
instructor said it » v ’ a 11
Why arter he’d bin
three months, he didn’t
more about art than one o
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American millionaire are
soors 1”—Puck.
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use.
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