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THE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY JULY 2, 1902.
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in a torpid liver and constipated
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To
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fccount of South Carolina In-
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position.
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forgi Rnailroad will sell round
jip tickets at very low rates.
jThree Daily Trains between At
tala and Charleston.
[Through sleepers on trains leav-
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•i and Charleston at 5:10 and
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ask agents Georgia Rail-
or the undersigned.
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Atlanta. Ga. Atlanta
|has been the latest spring
1 f rm any since 1886, as in all
^intervening years there has
been one with so much - wet
c °ld. Growing crops and
station is said to be at least
w oeks behind the average
Kaiser should reg-
* his weather better.—Ex.
THE WISE CHAPLAIN, f
When Representative Hank SmitK
of Michigan was a student at Adrian
college, one of his most intimate
chums was a young man who after
ward became a preacher. Smith was
himself a rather frisky youth, but
the then future preacher was fully
his equal in the line of college
pranks. The two met the other day
in the capitol, and Mr. Smith and
Rev. Charles E. Wilbur, now T of %
Pittsburg, leaned up against one of
the big marble columns and indulg
ed in reminiscences.
“Charles has just told me a story
about congressmen,” quoth Air.
Smith in the midst of their jolly
confab. “It is about a member of
the house who once brought his lit
tle son here to Washington with
him. The youth sat by his father’s
side one morning when the chaplain
offered prayer.
“ ‘Papa/ exclaimed the boy, ‘why
doesn’t the chaplain pray for the
members of the house ?’
“ ‘He is too wise a man to do that,
my son,’ was the paternal reply. ‘He
is praying for the country/ ”—
Washington Post.
“Mad Jack's” Naval Prank.
Captain Percival of the navy,
whose portrait has just been pre
sented to the navy department, died
in 1862. He was known as “Mad
Jack” Percival because of eccentric
ities which on many occasions
brought him in conflict with the na
val authorities. The portrait was
sent by Mrs. William Nicholson, but
who she is the department is unable
to discover.
Captain Percival was sent to Mo
rocco with his frigate to bring back
a cargo of jackasses for the govern
ment, and in order to show his con
tempt for the employment of a war
vessel for such a mission on entering
New York harbor he ran in all his
guns^and placed^fhe head of ai jack-.
ass ihrough each port as the ship
sailed in. The sight of a double
row of jackasses’ heads protruding
from the places where guns were
looked for created a sensation at the
time, and “Mad Jack” narrowly es
caped a reprimand.
The Inquisitive Yankee Abroad.
A curious American arrived in
London one morning recently. Here
are a few of the questions he asked
in the evening: Why do butchers
wear blue aprons which will not
show dirt, while assistants in boot
shops wear immaculate white
aprons? Why is footwear “boots,”
while the boy who polishes them is
a “shoe” black? Why is there no
direct bus from London Bridge sta
tion to Waterloo? Why is the poste
restante in the largest city of the
world not open all night? Why do
m anv women wear straw hats in the
winter? Why can’t you get break
fast in a restaurant within a reason
able time after “sunup?” When is
“sunup” anyhow ?■—London Chroni
cle. ■ •' .. ■ - ^ : ..
Stage Names.
The custom of adopting stage
names seems to be less commonly
followed now than it used to be. A
writer in the Brooklyn Times points
out that- in the olden days not one
in a hundred stage performers ap
peared before the public under his
own name. Of the three “Billys of
minstrelsy whose deaths were re
corded recently —Billy Emerson,
Billy Rice and Billy West-Emer-
son’s real name was William Red
mond, Rice’s William Pearl and
West’s John Murphy.—Springfield
Rprmbliean-
CONDENSED STORIES.
How the Committee on Military Af
fairs Got an Appetite.
“Will you lunch with me at the
Country club?” asked Secretary
Root, and all the members of thS
committee on military affairs said
“Yes.”
If some of the committeemen had
only known where the Country club
is situated, this story could not be
told. As it was, they immediately
concluded that- the Country club
and the Chevy Chase club were one
and the same, and out to the Chevy
Chase club they went. And when
they arrived they learned that the
Country club was another place en
tirely. “It is over there,” said the,
Chevy Chase steward, waving his
hand indefinitely toward the west
ern horizon.
Senator Hawley and Representa
tive Jett, reconnoitering along the
highway* bargained with a passing
yokel for a horse that was knock-
kneed and spavined and a wagon
that seemed about to drop to pieces,
like the old one hoss shay. They
rode off in triumph. No other ve
hicle being in sight, Representatives
Mondell, Brick, Prince, Ketchanj
and half a dozen more started on a
tramp across the Chevy Chase golf
course and finally reached the Ten-
nallvtown road.
“How often do the cars run?”
asked Mondell, hailing a native.
‘Once every hour, and one has
just gone down,” said the unfeeling
citizen, grinning with delight.
Down the railroad Track the par
ty tramped' until they reached Ten-
nallytown. Then they made their
way across fields and along muddy
roads until finally they ascended
the broad stairs of the Country
club.—Washington Post.
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Thought He Was a Doorkeeper.
Two ladies were wandering
through the senate wing of the cap
itol one day recently when, one of
them approached Senator Hawley.
“Will you please show us the
president’s room?” they asked.
Senator Hawley not only did the
honors of the president’s room, hut
escorted them to the room of the
committee on military affairs to dis
play to the visitors -the handsome
frescoes of that apartment.
“Thank vou very touch.” saiR ona
vi. trie mules, ana men sne supped
into Senator Hawley’s hand a silver
quarter.
“My dear madam,” said Senator
Hawley, “I am one of the senators
from Connecticut,, and you cannot
expect me to accept anything for
doing you a kindness.”
“Goodness gracious!” exclaimed
the lady. “Are you a senator? I
thought you were a doorkeeper.”—
Washington Letter. «
And He VYinketh Not.
If;there is one thing more annoy-
ingjtha n‘another that a cabinet offi
cer has to contend with, it is the oft
repeated rumor that he is about to
resign or that the president is trying
to force him out. Both Secretaries
Gage and Long grew very tired an
swering auestions about their tenure
of office long before they were ready
to step out, and now Secretary of
Agriculture Wilson and Secretary of
the Interior Hitchcock are having
the same experience.
“I’ll tell you what I’ll do when I
get ready to leave,” said Secretary
Wilson to a knot of inquirers the
other day. “I’ll wink my left eye
very impressively, and then you’ll
know that the resignation is in.”
“But you may forget some day
and wink when you have no inten
tion of conveying that idea,” he.was
told.
“Don’t be alarmed,” was the an
swer of the head farmer of the gov
ernment. “you know the Scripture
says, ‘Cursed be he that winketh
with the eye/ ”
Which was taken to mean that he
has no immediate intention of quit
ting.—Washington Letter.
Labeled the. Pages.
The pages in the house of repre
sentatives now wear big black but
tons on which the word “Page” is
printed. Representative Lessler,
who defeated Perry Belmont,
brought about this reform. Before
the members came to know Repre
sentative Lessler' he was several
times taken for a page and rather
brusquely told to go on errands.
Representative Lessler, who is small
and young, then insisted on having
the pages tagged.
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Schedule in effect jan 20, 1901.
Esasterix Standard (75th (Meridian) Time-.
No. 82 leaves 7:17 a. m. for Social Circ .
No. 84 leaves 12,80 p. m. lor Winder.
No.861eave= 3:00 p. m. for Jefferson and So
cial Circle.
No. 88 leaves 7,55 p. m. for lefferson.
No. 87 arrives from Jefferson 8.18 a. m
No. 85. arrives from Social Circle 1,37 a. m.
No. 83 arrives from Social Circle 4,35 p. m.
No. 8J arrives from Social Circle 8,37 p. m.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
No 92 eaves 7,35 a. m. for Social Circle;
No. 96 leaves 3.40p. m. for Social Circ
No. 98 leaves4.-00 p. m. for Jefferson.
No. 99 arrives8:45 a. m. from Jefferson.
No. 97 arrives 10:20 a.m. from Social Circle
No. 91 arrives 2, 45 p. m. from Social Circle.
Connections..
No. 82 connects at Winder 9,30 :a. m. for Ath
ens arriving Athens 10.11 a. m.
No. 82 connects at Social Circle with Ga. R, R
for Augusta 10-26 a. m For Atlanta 11.55 a. m
Arrive Augusta 2.2-5 p. m.; Arrive Atlanta 135
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rive Atlanta 3.00 p. m.
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. ^ p.m.jarriv eugufta 1.25 p. to.
No.84 c>ansct>-it 4 >'fil Mrcle, f>r un it
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• Samuel C. Dunlap,
Receiver
Dr. Mann,one of the distinguish- j
ed physicians who attended Presi
dent McKinley, says that he will
cable Sir Frederick Cheyes, one of
the many telegrams received when
the president was shot. It reads:
“Fveryone is prayiug for McKinley
some are praying|for the doctors.
Macon News.
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comotive fireman, of Burlington Iowa.,
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It is to be hoped the Boers kept
accurate statistics of their milit-
tary establishment and operations
during the late war, and that they
will shortly make the figures pub
lic. The world has never had any
reliable information respecting the
number of men the burghers had
in the field ox their losses. It be
gins to appear[from the number of
men surrendering that the Boer ar
my was larger than has heretofore
been believed.-Sava doah News.
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