1'HE GAINESVILLE NEWS
The Other Wouldn't Care.
Maurice Barrymore, the actor,
ouee journeyed from a hunting
camp where he was a guest to a
small Maine town for the purpose
of seeing “Hamlet” acted by a
company of barnstormers, says the
Philadelphia Times. The perform
ance was to be fascinating; and
Barrymore and his friends remain
ed until the very • end. As they
made their way to the village ho
tel, one ot the kind managed to ex
“Don’t know, ” said Barrymore:
“but they serve an educational
purpose,,** < *
“They do? How?’*
lt Well, if I had the time and
money, :I*m sure I could decide
the Shakespear-Bacon controversy
after seeing to-night’s perform
“Why, Barry, what was there to
night to make you think so?”
“My dear fellow, if the bodies of
Shakespear and Bacon were disin
terred, you’d find that the real au
thor ‘Hamlet’ had turned in his
And now comes Samuel Spencer,
chief mogul of the great Southern,
and gives the new depot scheme for
Atlanta a sever biff on the solar
plexus. Between Joe Hill Hall and
the aforesaid Spencer Atlanta wis
hes for something new in the line
of a carshed * are having a rocky
Man that is born of woman is
of few days and full of microbes.
Sorrow and headache follow
him all the days of his life. ?
He hoppeth from his bed in the
morning and his foot is pierced by
the tack of disappointment.
He sitteth himself down to rest
at noonday and is lacerated in his
nether anatomy by the pin of dis
He walketh through the streets
of the city in the pride and glory
of his manhood, and slippeth on
the banana peel of misfortune and
unjointeth his neck.
He is stung by the mosquitoes
of annoyance by day and his frame
is gnawed by the bed bugs of af
fliction by night.
What is a man but the blind
worm of fate?*
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Pa Had His Say.
,A young woman who prevailed
on her parents to send her to one
of the fashionable seminaries 'un
derwent a social evolution inside
of a year that made the old folks
wonder just where they were at,
says the Philadelphia Times. Her
.letters grew less affectionate and
more affected with the passing of
the months ; she mapped out and
carried into effect an itinerary for
her vacation of last- summer that
gave her exactly seven nights at
home in more than thirteen weeks;
her clothes for the period cost her
father nearly $600; and her moth
er found herself principally en
gaged in keeping track of the
blooming scholar’s gowns. When
she returned to the seminary in
September there waB no improve
ment from the parents’ viewpoint.
She graduated, however, with
some honors, and bounced home a
few week ago to inform her fa
ther that she now was ready to un
dertake a special coarse “psychol
ogy, sociology, bib ”
The old man stopped her right
there, and said:
“Now, see hero, girl, we’ve put
up with this sort of thing nigh on
to two years, and we’ve had
enough. I’ve no doubt you’ve
done yourself proud after a fash
ion ; but mother and me has con
cluded that you’ll stop at home,
let her have a bit of rest, and that
you’ll take up ! roastology, boilol-
ogy, stitchology, .darnology, wash-
ology, and general domesticology-
and you’d best begin tomorrow,
girl, by gettin’ breakfast ready
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Important To Cotton Ginners,
seeing that his
days are numbered by the cycles
of pain and his years by seasons of
In his infancy he ru&neth over
with worms and colic, and in his
old age he groaneth with rheuma
tism and ingrowing toe nails.
He marryeth a cross-eyed wo
man because her Pa has a bank ac
count, and findeth she is ridden
wiih hysteria and believeth in
He exalted himself among the
people and swelleth with pride,
but when the votes are counted
he finds he was not in it.
He trusteth in a man who
claimeth to be filled with right
eousness and standeth high in the
synagogue, and gets done up.
For behold his pious friend is
full of guile and runneth over
From the cradle to the grave
man giyeth his alms to him that
His seed jnultiplieth around him
and crieth for bread, and it his
sons cometh to honor he knoweth
What is man but a painful wart
on the heel of time?—]A^.gusta
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Jim Griggs will have to get off
that Kansas Cit^ platform if he
expect* to give the republicans
that knock out blow next fall a-
Jbout which be is saying so much in
the newspapers.—News Herald.
Cuba now claims the Isle of Pines^
but Uncle Bam has hisf eet per
manently thereon and will hot
get off. Cuba will do better than
expected if she is not also swall
owed up.—News Herald.
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Here are some questions about
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all your life. If you are a won
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What are the exact words on a
2-eeut stamp, and in which di
rection is the face on it turned?
In which direction is the face
turned on a cent? On a, quarter?
On a dime? • - •
How many toes has a cat on
both fore feet? On each hind foot?
Which way does the crescent
moon turn? To the right or left?
King Edward is about convales
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Character is largely formed by
companionships. The old proverb,
“Show me your company, and I
will tell you what you are,” is as
true as it ever was. Young people
cannot be too careful of their asso
ciates, for the, influences of early
years last all through life. Many a
hopeful, promising life has been
ruined by unworthy fellowship;
many a most unhappy marriage
ha9 been brought in the same way,
many a wretched home is the re
sult of associations formed thought
Green and Gavnor are making a
stiff fight to keep out of Judge
Speer ’ court on the idea that the
case against them has already
been judgmented.’’ Sensible men
The.time a woman begins to wor-
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ill is when he is absolutely sound
Washington, D. C.
After a man has learned to be
managed by his wife be is in a
fair way to make a good husband.
The price of cotton is as sensitive
to the weather as a thermometer
Every time it thunder now the
price jumps down a point or two.
News Herald. -
It is reported that President Roo
sevelt will appoint General Leon
ard Wood to boss th6 construction
of the proposed isthmian canal.
The rough riders are certainly in
the swim under the present admin
istration. —News Herald.
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Bryan followed his defeat by star
ting a newspaper for the ventila
tion of his views, and now comes
ex-candidate Guerry with the Geor
gian for a like purpose. Verily
when these politicians hit the down
grade there no telling what they
will come to
Pierporit Morgan having gobbled
up about all that is worth having
on this side of the sphere is now
trying to get a first mortgage on
the Turksh Empire with a view
to an earlv foreclosure.—News
It takes a whole lot of will power to
love a woman enough to thank her for
calling you half an hour early m the
morning so you will have time to stop
in on your way down town and match
some silk for her.
There are three ways to win a wo
man’s affections; one is to keep telling
her how mteh you love her and the oth
er two is to keep telling her how nice