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rHE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY AUGUST 20, 1902
Kodol
INDUSTRIAL
and Saddle Sores Mexican Mustang Lini
ment is just what you need. Ittaius t-ileet
i astonished to see how quickly it heals sores. ”
FOR HARNESS
Digests what you eat.
This preparation contains all of the
digestants and digests all kinds of
food. It gives instant relief and never
fails to cure. It allows you to eat all
the food you want. The most sensitive
stomachs can take it. By its use many
thousands of dyspeptics have been
cured after everything else failed. It
prevents format ion of gas on the stom
ach, re!ieving all distress after eating;
Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to take;
It can’t help
but do yon good
Prepared only by E. O. De Witt & Co., Chicago^
The $1. bottle contains 2J4 times the 50c. sizci
A LITTLE NONSENSE,
What the Wind Recently Accom
plished In Michigan.
A Wheatland farmer says that
,upon entering his pigpen immedi
ately after the passage of the cy
clone a few weeks ago he was sur
prised to find what he at first sup
posed was a new species of swine.
His porkers had been driven so full
of splinters as to be scarcely rec
ognizable. -
v A man sitting in a back window of
his residence just out of the path of
the twister saw his cows, which were
grazing in a neighboring field, go
sailiaig skyward. They landed on an
adjoining farm and began grazing
again. He has not yet recovered
from his astonishment.
"Do you know the reason they
couldn’t find that piano ?” asked a
man in the barber shop. "I was
standing in front of the hotel at
Manitou Beach when I heard some
thing that sounded like music di
rectly overhead. I looked up and
saw a piano going northward over
the lake at an elevation of about
200 feet. The wind was agitating
the keys, and I could distinguish
the strains of 'Ain’t It a Shame?’
I have told a lot of people about
this, but they don’t seem to believe
it.”
The foregoing stories were gath
ered from reliable sources.—Hud
son (Mich.) Post.
sifioru He inherited it from “his
mother, I suppose ?” '
"Ho,” replied Mrs. Henpeck sig
nificantly, "I think I may safely say
that was part of my dowry.”—Phil
adelphia Press.
Mexican
Mustang Liniment
It gives immediate relief. Get a piece of soft old
linen cloth, saturate it with this liniment and bind
loosely upon the wound. You can have no adequate
idea what an excellent remedy this is for a burn until
you have tried it. -
A PnU/l Ti P ^ y°u have a bird afflicted with Roup or
FU Vv L. ■ ■■ ■ other poultry disease use Mexican Must
Liniment. It is called a sta ndakd remedy by poultry breeders,
Applied Science.
One evening at supper little Les
ter said to his grandmother:
"Grandma, do your glasses make
things look bigger?”
"Yes, dearie,” said grandma.
"Why?”
"Oh!” said - Lester, "I only
thought if they did maybe-you’d
take ’em off when you’re cutting the
cake.”—Helen H. Pretl in Little
Chronicle.
GOLDEN At
ALL OVER THE HOUSE
Air Your Bedding, but Do Not Place
Pillows In'the Sun.
In airing beds the most thorough,
careful housekeeper often errs
through her very thoroughness. She
will shake the sheets, blankets, etc.,
and hang them out of the window
end over chairs, having them all ex
posed as much as possible.to the
direct rays of the sun and in the
strongest breeze, and this is just
what should be done. Then the pil
lows will be taken up and thumped
until they are soft and fluffy and
placed in the very sunniest spot,
and this is all wrong. The sun will
draw the oil from the feathers, and
the pillows will have a rancid, dis
agreeable odor. Expose them to the
air daily, be as thorough as you
please in this, and place the pillow
slips in the sun if you wish, but do
not make the mistake of giving pil
lows, bolsters, cushions or anything
containing feathers a long sun bath
or you will do them more harm than
good.—Exchange.
Rolled Jelly Cake.
Three eggs, one cupful of sugar,
three tablespoonfuls of cream or one
tablespoonful of melted butter an v d
one cupful of pastry flour and one
level teaspoonful of baking powder
sifted together. Beat the yolks of-
the eggs until they are thick and
light, add the sugar and beat again.
Beat the whites of the eggs until
they are stiff, mix them with the
yolks and sugar and beat all to
gether until very light. Stir in the
cream or melted butter and thep
sift in the flour, adding it a little at
a time. Butter long, shallow pans
and spread the dough on them very
thin. Bake in a moderate oven;
when it is done turn it out, spread
the bottom with jelly and roll it up
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"Auntie, what do little boys do
when they want to sit on your lap?”
Cure Worse Than Complaint.
"Mr. Eijjit suffered so much from
the heat,” said Mrs. Wunder, "that
he had an artificial iceberg built in
his house. Then the whole family
gat around it and read stories of
polar expeditions and were happy
lor a time.”
"Eor a time ?” echoed the friend.
"Yes, only for a time. You see,
Mr. Fijjit happened to think of
how much the ice was going to
cost him, and he broke out in a
worse perspiration than ever.”—
Baltimore American. -
A Puzzling Address.
There is a man in Representative
Knox’s district who wrote a letter
addressed to himself as follows:
'• WOOD,
JOHN
MASS.
It took some time for the postal
clerks to decipher the address, but
the letter was finally delivered to
"John Underwood, Andover, Mass.”
educate . Towing. Leave
the tiller, come and sit by me and
take this other oar.”
"But this is not coeducation, Mr.
McCorkle,” she iacid, noticing that
they were a long distance from all
the others. "This is segregation."
v And she put the boat about.—*
Chicago Tribune.
Looking For His Class.
The following advertisement ap
peared the other day in a London
paper: "An American gentleman
visiting London, whose tastes tend
to theaters and frivolities rather
than to archseology, botany, etc., de
sires entree to congenial (bohemian)
society. Liberal terms.”
IVIy Baby Girl and Little Boy Blue.
My table is spread for luncheon;
Whom think you v.ill lunch with me?
Why. my little Boy Blue, whose work' is
o'er.
Whose sheep lie asleep on the nursery
floor.
Whose herd through the newly tasseled
corn
He homeward.led by his flutelike horn.
Then he fell asleep in my easy chair
And dreamed ’twas a haystack tall and
fair.
But now he’s awake and wants his tea;
My little Boy Blue shall lunch with me.
And another, his sister. Did you not
know
That he had a sister some time Ago?
With rosy cheeks and flosslike curls.
To us the dearest, best of girls,
A dainty lass to love and kiss.
To fill our hearts and home with bliss?
Many caresses to her befall.
But little Boy Blue gives most of alL
Ever bonny and winsome, fresh and
sweet.
Prom her shining head to her dimpled
feet.
She sits by my side in her tall high chair.
Like a graceful lily, pure and fair;
Yes. Baby Erma of summers three
And little Boy Blue shall lunch with me.
Ah. the years may pass as the years be
fore
And many & guest pass through my door
And pause at my board for lunch and tea, j
But none will be ever so dear to me
Or fill my life with such joy as you, > }
My baby girl and little Boy Blue.
—Mrs. Mary Felton in Good Housekeap
In «*
Trains from Atlanta, for Lfl
Toccoa, Greenville, Spartanbd
Charlotte, Washington and E*]
pass Gainesville: No. 36, H
Mail (daily) 2:28 a. m;
(d-iPy) 10:87 a. m; No. 33, Li 1 !
ted (daily) 2:25 p. m; No j
Express, (daily) 2:45 P* m; j
io, tfoxle (except Sunday) 7.'^
Ins and Outs.
The two young men reached the
door at the same time. ' -
‘Ts Miss Walsingham in?” they
asked.
The maid , looked ai v them and
shook her head disconsolately.
"She’s in to wan av ye an’ out to.
the other/’ she said at last ; "but the
two av ye- cumin’ together has got
me so iang^ed Fm blest if I know
winch is which. But come right in,
both av ye, an’ I’ll ask her to eome
down an’ pick ye out.”—-Chicago
Post. -7
a gigaruu; eCaic ixi one ur ine JUTuns
theaters, where a manilla hammock
and an asbestus baby were used.—
St. Louis Republic.
A Wonderful Fellow.
With newspaper held topsy turvy
Bobby reads just the same—ah. me!—
Of kittens and princes -and fairies galore
And pirates that sail on the sea.
He's a wonderful apt young artist;
He makes remarkable things
With pencil and paper for us to see—
.«««ate and aueens and kings.
seven-year-old boy whom De met in
Boston Common.
“No, sir,” replied the intellectual
prodigy as he continued to gaze up
into the tree. “I am merely endeavor
ing to correctly classify this tree as a
botanical product.” — Columbus State
Journal
HI* Opinion.
"Do you believe in woman’s suf
frage ?”
"Well,” answered Mr. Meekton,
"sometimes I think it would be a
convenience if the ladies could go
to the polls themselves instead of
giving us instructions and taking
chances on mistakes Washington
Star. ___
Good Business.
Mrs. Spiffins—What is your 6on
James doing, Mrs. Van Bnyjm?
Mrs. Van Braam—Jaiites is a
pharmacist.
Mrs. Spiffins—That’s fine. I see by
the papers that farm assists out west
get $3 and five meals a day.—Pitts
burg Chronicle-Telegraph.
It Came With Her. -
"Your husband,” said the talka
tive mjm # "hsuch a gentle dispo-
warm. Trim on the
edges and put it away so it will not
unroll until ready to serve.
. ,
Novel Pincushion.
Children’s toy scales can be made
into most novel pincushions at a
very small cost. Procure some very
tius pasteboard and cut it into the
form of weights, the size varying
according to the size of the scales.
The pieces of card must be neatly
covered with dark iron colored silk
and joined together. Next make a
silk pad to be filled with wadding or
sawdust and insert it on the top of
the weights, gluing it firmly in. A
tiny ring sewed in the middle gives
the .weight jl_realistic jippearuncej
don't wajtt.
. If you knew how SCOTT’S
EMULSION would build you
up, increase your weight
strengthen your weak throat
and lungs and put you in con>
dition for next winter, you
would begin to take it now.
Send for free sample, and try it.
SCOTT & BOWNB. Chemists.
409-415 Pearl Street, New York.
Wltere Her Hopes Centered.
“I have a surprise in store for you,
dear,” he said, seating himself at the
supper table.
“Well, darling, I hope it’s a millinery
store,” she responded quickly.—Chica
go News.
And Tbey Are Obeyed.
“Whnt are unwritten laws, pa?
“Your mother’s, my son; she al
speaks them.”—New York Press.