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'HE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 17, 1902
TWOS! NO
and Saddle Sores Mexican 3
ment is just what you need.
FOR HARNESS
INDUSTRIAL
The girls of Pennsylvania have.a
pastime that to be popular needs
only to be known. A young wom
an just back from an outing at
Digests what you eat.
This preparation contains all of the
digestants and digests all kinds of
food. it gives i nstant relief and never
fails to cure. It allows you to eat all
the food you want. The most sensitive
stomachs can take it. By its use many
thousands of dyspeptics have been
cured after everything' else failed. It
prevents formation of gas on the stom
ach, relieving all distress after eating.
Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to take*
K can’t help
but do you good
Prepared only by E. O. DeWiot&Co., Chicago*
The bottle contains ZH times the 50c. slza,
that the place was lonely. She said,
“We had moonlight huckboard rides,
sails and picnics, bnt not a girl there
A LITTLE NONSENSE,
did any twosing.’’
“Twosing ?" some one asked.
“What on earth is twosing? Is it
a new game ?’’
“IPs old as the hills," she made
answer. “Twpsing is—well, twosing
is anything which has just two peo
ple in it. You can twose on a hotel
veranda or at a picnic if the chap
eron isn’t too wretchedly eagle eyed.
You can twose almost anywhere ex
cept up in Maine, for a girl can’t
twose without a man. I suppose you
The Story of a Burglary at the Me-
Swats'.
Mr. Billiger MeSwat awoke the
other morning to the knowledge
that his home had been entered in
the night by some unauthorized per
son and a portion of his portable
Wealth removed. \
The burglar had effected an en
trance through the bedroom win
dow and escaped through a rear
window.
In one of the pockets of Mr. Mc-
Swat’s trousers there was the sum
of $4, more or less, in silver.
This the burglar had taken.
In another pocket there were a
few pne cent pieces.
These in a spirit of humor rare
among operators in his line of busi
ness he had ranged in a row along
the sill of the window through
which he had made his exit and left
them there.
The trousers he had dropped on
the stairway. .
Having ascertained the extent of
his loss, Mr. MeSwat went upstairs
again and aroused his wife.
“Lobelia," he said, “the house
was robbed by a burglar last night."
“What did he take?’’ she breath
lessly inquired, sitting up in bed.
“Nothing, so far as I can see, ex
cept a little money I left in my
trousers. He took all of that but
5 pennies."
'“It’s a wonder yon don’t accuse’
me of doing it,” retorted Mrs. Me
Swat, lying down again.
“No, Lobelia,” he said, “I know
it wasn’t you. You would have tak
en the pennies too.’’—Chicago Trib
une.
The Facts In the Case.
guesses as to 'tne man sbe is engaged
to. The girl who guessed right is to
be maid of honor.—Milwaukee Sen-
It’s this way:
You can bum yourself with Fire, with
Powder, etc., or you can scald yourself
with Steam or Hot Water, but there is
only one proper way to cure a bum or
scald and that is by using
Mexican
Mustang Liriimentt
It gives immediate relief. Get a piece of soft old
linen cloth, saturate it with this liniment and hind
loosely upon the wound. You can have no adequate
idea what an excellent remedy this is for a bum until
you have tried it.
The Americans.
First American—Which do you
prefer, Marius, to be very rich or
very poor?
Second American—If I had my
choice, Aurelius, I should be nei
ther. I should have about five mil
lions.—Life.
A Monster Sawfish.
a recent trip from Singapore
while in the Carimata strait Chief
Officer Devitt of the steamer New
Guinea baited a shark hook and
caught a tartar. The fish, which
proved to be a gigantic sawfish,
struggled furiously in the water,
and it was feared that it would be
impossible to get it on board. The
tumult caused in the sea by the
monsters tail resembled that of a
large steamer’s propeller when part-
The line was,
Warm Spell.
“Oh, my!" exclaimed the pretty
typewriter. “I’m afraid I’m a
wretched speller "
“Ah, no," sighed her enamored
employer, “you are mistress of all
sorts of spells." — Philadelphia
Press. — -
ly out of the water,
however, fixed to the No. 2 winch,
and the fish was hauled alongside.
A wire stock was placed around its
bod}', and it was hauled on to the
deck and' dispatched. When meas
ured, it was found to be twenty-
The saw,
Out of His Line Now.
“Whatever became of your teach
er of harmony ?”
“Oh, h§ gave that all up. He’s
married now."—Philadelphia Bulle
tin.
A rnU/l TIP If you haxre a bird afflicted with Roup or any
lU w¥ L. Ilia other poultry disease use Mexican Mustang
Uiniment. It is called a st> nd ard remedy by poultry breeders.
seven feet
which was
measures 4% feet in length, a foot
in width and is armed with thirty-
four teeth, varying from one to over
Straits
Lingering Summer Colds.
Don’t let a cold run ?.t this season.
Summer colds are the hardest kind to
cure and if neglected may linger along
for months.
For the Kitchen.
In kitchens where economy of
space is a consideration a combined
kitchen table and cabinet is an ad
vantage. - It also saves many steps
in the preparation df a meal by
keeping many needed articles with-
'in reach. It is made of hardwood,
the top being 45 inches long by 30
wide, with directly underneath slid
ing boards for meat and bread. The
flour bin is fastened with automatic
hangers, while all waste spa.ee is
avoided b} r the three drawers just
behind it. The four large front
drawers will hold linen, kitchen
dishes, cutlery, cookbook, teas, cof
fee, condiments, sugar, meal, cere
als, etc., while the locker will hold
vinegar, sirup, etc. The zinc lined
bottom makes it positively mouse
and rat proofi
The Bread Jar.
The bread jar or tin should have
the closest attention daily during
warm weather. Wipe out the crumbs
and scald it every morning. Keep
muffins, gems and quick biscuits
separate from raised bread and use
them up at once by steaming or re
heating in the oven or by toasting.
Use rice and the various prepara
tions of wheat both as cereals and
for breakfast cakes during the hot
weather and let the corn and oat
meal be reserved for the winter diet.
GOLDEN ACE
PURE OLD
LINCOLN CO.
two inches in
Budget.
A iongsiege like this will
pulldown the strongest constitution.
One Minute Cough Cure will break up
Safe, sure, acts at
The West Is “Full of Experience.”
A young man with a scheme that
was good principally for himself
visited the business men of several
towns of central Kansas last sum
mer with poor results. “Why is it,"
he asked, “that the Kansans are so
critical? Our plan worked all right
in the south last winter and in Ohio
and Iowa."
“Well," remarked an old timer
who overheard him, “one reason is
that the folks of Kansas have been
struggling with schemes of one kind
and another for twenty years, and
they’ve learned to be careful. You
will find it harder yet in Oklahoma,
for the people there have gone all
through what we-have and a good
deal more. The west is filled full of
experience."^ • >
The Kansan’s experience is four
fold.—Charles M. Harger in Atlan-
fche attack at once,
once. Cures coughs, colds, croup, bron
chitis, all throat and Jung troubles.
The children like it. Robertson &
Law.
BISTILIiEBi
guarantee these goods to'
pure and .7 years old. He
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I * will ship in plain bow*
II I jj any address, express
af paid at the followed!
S3 tiller’s prices: j
I S Full Bottles,$3#
II (O Full Bottles, 6$l
M 12 Full Bottles, m
15 Fu!1 Bott,e8 » 9J ]
I ^ our money back ftm
represented. A sample i
i§l| SSBBB Piat by express pre?n
for 50c in stamps.
AMERICAN SUPPLY CO., Distillery]
668 Main St.* - - MempU*»W
“No, Willie, I won’t lie ter yer. I
never killed but free Injuns in me
life. Dat’s straight."
-A Much Better Plan.
“Every man," said the thoughtful
theorist, “ought to keep a diary. It
Is only by keeping an actual record
of what you have done that you are
able afterward to see the mistakes
you have made and guard against a
repetition of them in the future."
“Oh, if your diary is only to re
cord your ^ mistakes/’ replied the
thoroughly practical man, “what’s
the matter with turning: the keep
ing of it over to your mfe Chi
cago Post.
: : ■.
Couldn't Account For It.
Uncle Ezra Wilkins—Hanged if
these city fellers hain’t queer. Thet
young dude thet’s with us ^didn’t
hev no complaint last summer, but
this season he’s alius kickin’ ’bout
the butter.
Hank Hunkins'—What’s the mat
ter with it?
Uncle Ezra—Cussed if I know.
It’s the same butter we hed last
WHtRE ALL iibi FAi
Best Cou^b Syrup. -Tsstet
In time >oM
Tested Fruit and Ornamental Trees
for the South.
We oiler the leading varieties of Ap
ples, Peaches, Pears, Japan Plums, and
small Fruits for both Home and Market
Orchards.
Pecans, Evergreens and Shrubbery.
Every plant guaranteed true to
name. No substitution.
Write for prices on what you want
and secure your trees early. Corres
pondence relative to fruit, growing
A Story of‘.King Edward.
An interesting story is told of
King Edward VII. in the People’s
Friend. Elia majesty while staying
as a guest at a certain country man
sion visited the village school un
expectedly and began to ask the
children a few questions. “Now,
my young friends," said King Ed
ward cheerfully, “I daresay some of
you can tell me the names of a few
of our greatest kings and queens,
eh?" With one accord they cried
out, “King Alfred and Queen Vic
toria, sir!" Just then a tiny clip
of a boy, to whom the schoolmaster
had whispered something, stood up
and raised his hand, “Do you know
another, my boy?" asked the king.
“Yes, your majesty; King Edward
VII." His majesty laughed and
again asked, “What great act has
King Edward VII. done, pray ?"
The boy hesitated, then stamm'ered
out, “I don’t know, your majesty."
“Don’t be distressed, my lad," said
the gracious king, smiling. “I don’t
know either."
Trains from Atlanta, for 1
Toccoa, Greenville, Spartak
Charlotte, Washington and f
pass Gainesville: No. 36,
Mail (daily) 2:28 a. m; ^°*
(cUily) 10 :37 a. m; No. t 38,l
ted (daily) 2:25 p.
Express, (daily) 2:45 p-®*
ib, Eerie (except Sunday)
Boil Water, Kill Flies.
An epidemic of typhoid fever may'
develop during the coming fall. The
best preventives of this disease are
an accurate knowledge of its sources
and a willingness on the part of the
public to follow rules that will neu
tralize those sources. Typhoid fe
ver is conveyed by polluted drinking
water, infected milk, from soils sat
urated with its germs and by un
cooked vegetables. Flies can also
carry, infection. All drinking water
should be boiled even after it has
been filtered. Milk should be ster
ilized, soils that have become con
taminated with drainage should ba
purified, all closets thoroughly and
frequently disinfected and flies ex
terminated as far as possible.—Phil
adelphia Press.
AliOVE A
SEA. 1
Trains fro Washington,. 1 '
lotte, etc. for Atlanta, ri c *> ^
Gainesville: No. 35, Faei^
(daily) 4:29 a. m; No. 17»»
(except Sunday) 7:20 a.
89, Express (daily) 2:45^P*
No. 37, Limited, (daily)
m; (daily) 8:28 p.m*
Through trams for Washiw
New York, etc. Connectw 05
Lula fer Athens, at ToCC0S £
Elberton, at Greenville f° r
umbia, etc., at Spartant"*
rioimnhia. Cbafk
Agricultural
College
Main Building.
Some Advantages.
On the eve of execution Louis
XVI. was explaining the guillotine’s
advantages to his sorrowing family.
“Just think of it! After tomor
row I can never lose my Bead nor
get a head on nor be got ahead of."
In facg^ of such philosophy the
mourners dried their tears—New
York Times.
For the Eeneflt of Cupid.
Celia—Oh, we had a delightful
time at Ophelia’s announcement
party.
Delia—What did you do?
Celia—She had us .submit sealed
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State; abundance of country produce; expenses
from $75 to $150 a year; board in dormitories
or private family's. Special license course for
teachers; full faculty of Uine; all under the
control of the University. A collegre prepar
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means. Send f->r catalogue to the President.
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