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WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 17, 1902,
^THE GAINEgVIL LE NEWS
au&L'rsio^ h ;ji Us trunk and
throw the contents over its* huge
back, thus making for itself , a re
freshing shower bath — Chatter
box.
Would Improve Rural Schools.
Athens, Ga.. September 11 —
(Special.)—The session of the
eountv superintendents of educa
tion this afternoon was devoted to
discussion of answers to the ques
tions that had been submitted to
them bv the convention. The
three main ideas advanced were
thosp of transportation of scholars
to rural schools-in wagons, the
consolidation of weak and inef
fective schools and the ostablisb-
ment of better schools thereby,
and the beautifying of school
grounds and school buildings.
FOR THE LITTLE ONES.
don’t
v£2^MAKE a CHEIVUST’SnS^C.
yj/ SINK 0 ( F YOUR BODY
wf just because your liver is not working properly. Vk,
y It does not need the violence it gets when you VI
f pour drastic purgatives down your throat. Just adopt!
the mild power theory and use ■
PAMOM’slivir PILLS
JT^andTQNIG pellets
The pills to gently touch the liver, and start the bile in
the right direction, and the’ pellets to tone the system,
r so Nature’s work will tell. Booklets and samples free i
V at all dealers, or complete treatment, Twenty-five /
Doses, .for 25c, * IA
BROWN MFGy CO.
NEW YORK. j$yA
and greeneville,
Ik TENN. A
To Make Some Fun.
Some time when you are at a par
ty and you want to have a good
laugh just request the least grace
ful member of the company to grasp
his nose with his right hand and his
right ear lobe with his left hand.
I Then tell him to change hands
quickly—that is, seize his nose with
his left hand and his left earwith
his right hand—and to make sev
eral such alternations in rapid suc
cession.
An editor announced that bo
would write an article on “TTell
and who will be there.” Si^ce
then be bag received letters fmro
one lawver. two bankers, three
newooaber men, one barber, four
hotel men and four druggists,
threatening to stop the paper and
sue him for slander if be mention
ed any names —Sherman Courier.
THE MISSOURI RIVER,
It is reported that the United
States government is going to aban
don Its efforts to make and keep the
Missouri river navigable. The riv
er runs
through deep alluvial soil
must give the name of a fish; but if and is constantly gnawing away its
he says “Fire!” the player must re- banks and shifting its channel;
main silent. Millions have been spent in an at-
If the player gives a correct an- tempt to keep it free from snags,
swer or remains silent when “Fire!” but the erosion of the banks causes
is called, he throws the handker- ['great trees to keep falling into it.
chief into the lap of some one on Acres of land have been swept away
the other side, calling out one of and deposited elsewhere. In one'
the four challenging words. But if place a tract of 1,700 acres was
he names the wrong thing or speaks transferred in a single night from
when “Fire!” is called he drops rfut Iowa to Nebraska by a change in
of the game and must retire. In the course of the river. An island
this case the player who threw the which the government wanted, but
handkerchief takes it and throws it of which a squatter held possession,
at some one else on that side. was reduced by the action of the
The game proceeds in this way river during the controversy to the
until all the players on one side three acres where the squatter yas
•have dropped out, when, of course, “holding the fort.” Then the gov-
the other side wins. But only two ernment no longer desired the is-
or three of the winning side will be land, leaving the squatter in full
left to enjoy their victory perhaps, possession. The river immediately
for the necessity of thinking and began piling np land until the
speaking quickly will cause lots of squatter" had 130 acres and was
mistakes^ many of them so absurd worth $250,000.—New York Trib-
as to make no end oLfun. une. ,
The game seems to be a very sim
ple one, But it is one of the most High Life In Gotham,
amusing that boys and girls could The supreme court of New York
has decided that it requires an in-
1 come of $9,000 for a debutante to
Directions For the Care of Goldfish, maintain fittingly a position in so-
Change .the water in the globe ciety. The decision wa& made upon
every day, taking the fish from the the application of Mrs. Emeline F.
globe with the hand and placing Parsons for her daughter, Miss
them in a basin of water. While they Rosalie Coe Campbell. Miss Camp-
are in the basin feed them with bell is just eighteen and an heiress
breadcrumbs. Be sure that the to a million dollar estate. Her al-
globe is large enough to allow the lowance has been $6,000 a year, but
fish free movement. In a globe with the coming season, which will
twelve inches in diameter only two witness her formal entry into bpsw
fish not over four or five inchfes York society, will come an increased
long can live comfortably r A square demand upon her purse. In her
or oblong tank is better than a petition Miss CampbelFs mother—
globe. If yon can, introduce a small who, by the way, has an income of
jet of water into the globe or tank, her own Of $16,000 annually and
thus insuring a constant supply of who knows all the requirements of
fresh air, without which fish can- a position among the Four Hundred
not live. A sure sign of disease in —enumerated the various items and
a fish is its constantly rising to the their cost, and the judges after
surface. Other signs are languid, studying them carefully decided
undulating movements, loss of bril- that her $9,000 estimate was cor-
lianey in color and lying motion- rect.—Argonaut.
less at the bottom of the globe. A
cure can be effected by taking out Solid Air ,s Elastic,
the sick fish and putting it in a While it is well known that air
basin of fresh running water. Keep can be made solid as well as liquid,
the globe not more than four-fifths -up. to the present'comparatively few
filled with water and let it stand in experiments have been made in this
the coolest part of the room near an direction.
open window protected from the A scientist recently .converted a
sun. certain quantity of liquid air into
The onf.pnlidatinr) of Postal
and thp Wesforn Union Telegraph-
companies will bring "about gov
ernment ownership of the lines
within a shert time after the deal
is effected. In mnv he that the
men who own the lines see this
coming and are getting thine 0 in
•readiness to unload. Consolida
tion would give an opportnnitv of
adding a few millions to the cap
ital stock —Denison Herald.
INSURANCE AGENTS
FI HE, LIFE, ACCIDENT, AND
SURETY BONDS.
Sell, exchange and rent all kinds; j
eal estate. Have in hand anythis
on want in this line. Will make it |
our interest whether you want to a
r buv. |
Will insure your property agaati
Loss by fire in old reliable and pron#
paying companies
A Sad Disappointment.
Ineffective liver medicine is a disap
pointment, but you don’t want to
purge, 'Strain and break the glands
of the stomach and bowels. DeWitt’s
Tittle Early Risers never disappoint.
They clean the system of all poison
and putrid matter and do it so gently
that one enjoys the pleasant effects.
They are a tonic to the liver. Cures
biliousness, torpid liver and prevent fe
ver. Robertson & Law.
R. SMITH,
Now if Javpoft Morgan will ac
cept the ariflt.oeratic precedent of
Lady Raglan, who showed"heroolf
diked out in her best coronation
garb at tbrippence a look, and
will put himself on exhibition at
a quarter a gaze and six bits a
stare, he will make more money
than he can watering stock, water
he ever so wisely.—El Paso Her r
aid.
Mr. W. G. MeNelley, the well
known newspaper man who has
been traveling for the Con slit n-
tion for the past year, moved to
Canton last- week apd will take
charge of the Cherokee Advance
on the first of October. Mr. Mc
Neil v has had considerable expe
rience in the newspaper field and
thoroughly understands the busi
ness .
If Not, Why Not?
Here you will find all that’s freshest and best in the
fancy grocery line. We keep replenishing our stock and
therefore, can fill your orders any time.
Have you tried onr Coffees and Teas ?
We handle the celebrated Chase & Sanborn’s Teas
and Coffees—the best in the world.
What about Canned Goods ?
Unless you buy the Royal Scarlet, yon do not get the
best. We are sole agents in Gainesville for these goods,
and you can only get them from us.
Heinz’s Celebrated Pickles.
Try them. In fact, we have ALL THAT’S GOOD
to eat, and we sell it AT THE RIGHT PRICES,
Can’t we do some business with you ? Telephone vs
your orders, and same will have prompt attention.
Elephants Bathing.
Elephants are frequently cap
tured by hunters when the animals
are taking their baths. For this
favorite pastime the elephant is
helped b/ its trunk.' By allowing
the opening of the proboscis to re-
How About
Tour Heart
Feel your pulse a few minutes.
Is it regular? Are you short of
breath, after slight exertion
as going up stairs, sweeping,
walking, etc? Do you have
pain in left breast, side or
between shoulder blades?, chok
ing sensations, fainting or
smothering spells, inability to
lie on left side? If you have
any of these symptoms you
certainly have a weak heart,
and should immediately take
New York and Finance.
Evidence of the growing impor
tance of New York as a financial
center is presented in the applica
tion recently made to the Stock Ex
change for the listing of over 2,000,-
000 rubles (about $1,000,000) of
state 4 per cent certificates of rentes
of the Russian government, with
the object of establishing a market
here for these securities. The ap
plication is regarded in Wall street
as another step in the enlargement
of the New York market, more es
pecially as little more than the same
amount of Russian rentes is listed
on the London Stock Exchange.—
Dry Goods Economist.
Comer N. Bradford and
’Phone 131.
Miles’ iiCdU LuitJ
Mr. F. H. Oaks of Jamestown, N. Y.,
whose genial face ; appears above, says:
. "Excessive use of tobacco seriously
affected my heart. I suffered severe
pains about the heart, and in the left
shoulder and side; while the palpitation
would awaken me from my sleep. I
began taking Dr. Miles’ Heart Cure
and soon found permanent relief,**
Sold by all.DrufiUU,
Dr. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind.
THEY MAKE THEIR OWN SHOWER BATH.
main just above the surface the ele
phant can hide under water for
some length of time, or, if the river
or .pool is too shallow, for complete