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THE I GAINESVILLE NEWS. WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 22, 1902
Blown to Atoms.
The old idea that the body some
times needs a powerful, drastic, purga
tive pill has been exploded: for Dr.
King’s New Life Pills, which are per
fectly harmless, gently stimulate liver
and bowels to expel poisonous matter
cleans the system and absolutely cure
constipation and Sick Headache. On
ly 25c. M. C. BROWN’S Drug store.
ON A WHEEL
INDUSTRIAL
“My hair was falling out and
turning gray very fast. But your
Hair Vigor stopped the falling and
restored the natural color.”—Mrs.
E. Z. Benomme, Cohoes, N. Y.
SHE HAD HER WAY,
The election “baker” is at pres
ent peculiar to French soil. At a
critical moment in a candidate’s
speech the “barker” puts him out
by imitating a dog, and a really
good man at the business is worth
good money at such times- Half
a dozen of them in Paris are re
puted to earn enough at election
times to last them for a year.
It’s impossible for you
not to look old, with the
color of seventy years in
your hair! Perhaps you
are seventy, and you like
your gray hairl If not,
use Ayer’s Hair Vigor.
In less than a month your
gray hair will have all the
dark, rich color of youth.
$1.09 a bottle. AH druggists.
igfce Story of a Tennis Racket and a
Sarcastic Maiden.
She was a demure looking girl, young
and slight, and her hair clung to her
forehead in babyish little rings. In
her hand she held a tennis racket
•pbree of the strings were “sprung.”
She explained to the salesman in the
big sporting goods house that the rack
et was an expensive one; that it had
broken at the first trial; that the fact
of its having done so had caused her
much annoyance, as she had bought it
for a birthday present. In conclusion
She was here to return it.
The salesman noted the babyish
Cttrls, and, adopting the manner of a
bored but rather good hatured cat to
au Irresponsible kitten, he promised to
have the racket restrung.
“But I don’t want it restrung,” said
the girl. “I want a new one.”
“Oh, but I can’t give you a new one,”
said the clerk reprovingly. “This one
has been used/
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If your druggist cannot supply you.
send us one dollar and we will express
you a bottle. Be sure andgive the name
of your nearest express office. A ddress,
J. C. AVER CO., JLowell, Mass.
debility,” writes F. J. Green, of Lan
caster, N. H. , “No remedy helped me
until I began using Electric Bitters,
which did me more good than all the
medicines I. ever used. They have also
kept my wife in excellent health for
years. She says Electric Bitters are
just splendid for female troubles; that
they are a grand tonic and invigora-
tor for weak, run down women. No
other medicine can ta&e its place in
our family.” Try them. Only 50c. Sat-
“I don’t see,” said John R. Bash-
field, of Boston, an. expert in cotton
mill machinery., “how our people in
the East are going to hold out much
longer against the Southern factories.”
need not become a nxture upon your
body. If they*do it is your fault, for
MEXICAN
MUSTANG LINIMENT
will thoroughly, quickly and perma
nently cure these afflictions. There
is no guess work about it; if this lin
iment is used a cure will follow.
“Yes,” said the girl meekly; “it has
been used, and therein was my mis
take. You see, I fancied I had bought
^tjennis racket and so described it to
the recipient. He foolishly believed
'and used it. Had we both known
that your firm was charging $7 for pa
pier mache souvenirs fashioned after
the form of a racket, why, he would
have put it upon his wall as a decora
tion. Yes,” she continued politely; “I
admit we erred in using it.” And she
smiled prettily.
Then she gave her address and
walked out. The next day the firm
seat a new racket.—New York Times.
A Wisconsin girl stole a horse and
rode twenty miles through a drenching
rain to marry her own true love. The
land of mountain lions,the plains of the
cowboys and San Jaun Hill all com
bined can’t beat that for sirenousness.
—Athens Banner.
YOU DON’T KNOW cntilyou have treated it -with Mexican
Mustang Liniment. As a fleck Iieeier it stands at the very top.
The Rainbow.
When a ray of sunlight falls on a
5 raindrop, it is refracted; then part of
the light is reflected from the internal
surface and again refracted on leaving
tfee drop. The white sunlight is not
only refracted when it enters and
leaves the drop, but dispersion also
tikes place. The eye sees bright cir
cles of light for each kind of light, , and
Since sunlight is made up of different
kinds of homogeneous light we get a
series of circular arcs, showing the
Spectrum colors, the red being outside
and the other colors following in the
Offder of descending wave length.- The
whole constitutes a primary rainbow.
A, secondary bow is sometimes seen
Outside the first This is formed by
the light being twice reflected inside
the raindrops. The less refrangible
rays are on the inner side. Rainbows
Look Out For Fever-
Biliousness and liver disorders at
this season may be prevented by clean
ing the system with DeWitt’s Little
Early Risers. These famous little pills
do not gripe. They move the bowels
gently, but copiously, and by reason of
the tonic properties, give tone and
strength to the glands. — Sold by
GOLDEN AGE
pure old {
LINCOLN CO
Digests what you eat.
This preparation contains all of the
digestants and digests all kinds of
food. It gives instant relief and never
fails to cure. It allows you to eat all
the food you want. The most sensitive
stomachs dan take it. By its use many
thousands of dyspeptics have been
cored after everything else failed. It
prevents formation of gas on the stom
ach, relieving all distress after eating;
Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to take.
It can’t help
Paragraphs With a Point.
The trouble is that a man and a
woman never agree on defining
the word “ficki
thinks that if a
JMwe, THE DISTILL
guarantee these goci:: |
Pgr SspiBi: g* pore and! years old h
Bit better at any pries t
will ship in plaicfar-.y
1H Ifir^ Krany address,
K gj paid at the folir^u
B tiller’s prices:
] 5 Full Bottles,S3,
| (O Full Bottles, 6,S
I (2 Full Bottles, 71
15 Full Bottles, 9JI
aSUffMareliflaB Your money baekiMj
.represented. A sanfij
KK ilgSSfffi pint by express psa
BmIKtSiW for 50c in stamps.
AMERICAN SUPPLY CO., Distil!**
. A woman
man torus his
head to look at another woman, he
is it.
Watch the man who has noth
ing to do: he has a harder time
than the msu who works. He is
always loafing around stores and
offices, and people are always
grumbling because he’s in the way.
When a man is nominated for
an office and. suddenly becomes
“genial,” people laugh at him.
The best way is to “electioneer”
all the time, by being genteel, fair
obligeing, industrious and honora-
but do you good
by E. O. DeWitt & Co., Chicago*
contains 2^4 times the 50c. size*
For about a year now we will
read about Shamrock III, until
the race is over, when she will go
to the junk heap to join her prede
cessors.
Lightning Precaution.
An electrical engineer declares that
the center of the room is the safest
place from lightning.
‘"There is a constant tendency on the
part of the electricity in the sky to
reach the ground,” he says. “To do this
It must have a conductor. Atmos
pheric electricity always follows the
outside of the conductor or agency
that leads it to the ground. That’s
why the middle of the room is safest
during an electrical storm.
“I know of a number of instances
where a bolt of lightning followed
the walls of a room, burning it on all
four sides, while the people in it, being
away from the walls, were only slight
ly shocked. That is the only safe pre
caution known to science.”
IHJHtS WKEKfc ALL ELSE FAILS.
He who runs may read—i:
succeeds in catching his train
Tested Fruit and Ornamental Trees
for the South.
We offer the leading varieties of Ap
ples, Peaches, Pears, Japan Plums, and
small Fruits for both Home and Market
Orchards.
Pecans, Evergreens and Shrubbery.
Every plant guaranteed true to
name. No substitution.
Write for prices on What you want
and secure your trees early. Corres
pondence relative to fruit growing
cheerfully answered.
SOUTHERN STATES NURSERY
Tngleside, Oa.
A Subject Of The Queen.
I am nearly 2,000 miles from your
laboratory, but that does not prevent
my appreciating Cheney’s Expectorant,
which is the best coughnsyrup in Amer
ica. Please send me one dozen bottles
by express. Henry Lamont.
Toronto, Can.
No one can see the point of a
joke that is on him There is a
good joke that is on a man named
Hardy, of Emporia. He was boast
ing of bis good health one day,
Trams from Atlanta, for
Toccoa, Greenville, SpartsrN
Charlotte, Washington aod *4
pass Gainesville: No. 36, %
Mail (daily) 2:28 a. m; H
(daily) 10187 a. m; No.
ted (daily) 2:25 p. m; H
Express, (daily) 2:45
Sunday) r A
Out ot a total of more than two thou
sand convicts serving sentences in
Georgia there is neither a newspaper
man or a lawyer. But the statistics do
not include all persons that should be
serving sentences.—Athens Banner.
A State Dinner In Venice.
In 1552 the patriarch of Aquileia
feted Ranuccio Farnese, the pope’s
nephew, in the palace on the Giudec-
ea. The rooms were decked with ex
traordinary sumptuousness, cloth of
gold, paintings and illuminations add
ing to the effect produced by the patri
arch’s cooks. Among the guests were
twelve gentlemen in fancy marine cos
tumes of green satin with red lining,
wearing caps of the same colors and
each accompanied by a lady dressed in
white. This repast lasted four hours,
varied by music and the professional
entertainers of the day. It ended with
the cutting up of certain large pies
from which live birds flew out into the
eoom. The guests strove with each
other to catch these birds.
18, Bwxle (except
How’s This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case of Catarrh that can-?
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure,
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned have known F.
•X. Cheney for the past 15 years, and be
lieve - him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm,
Wes'” & Tbuax, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, O.
Warding, Kinnan & Marvin, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internal
ly, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Testi
monials sent free. Price 75c. per bot
tle. Sold by all Druggists.
Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
TraicB fro Washington,
lotte, etc. for Atlanta, etc
Gainesville: No. 35, Fast
(daily) 4:29 a. m ’ No. L»*
(except Sunday) T:20 a- 1
39, Express (daily) 2:45
No. 87, Limited, (daily) 8
m; (daily) 8:28p.m-
ABOVt
SEA.
Agricultural
College
MainBuiloimg.
The daughter of Andrew Carnegie
has just presented the eity of Glascow
with a $1,500 lion. The father of Miss
Carnegie gave Atlanta a library, which
has proven to be a white elephant on
her hands.—Ex.
Wonderful,
He—She holds her age well, doesn’t
,ie?
Sbe-^Yes. She doesn’t look a day
>Wer than she says she is.—Philadel
phia Record.
Through trains for Wi
New York, etc. Connf
Lula for Athens, st J
Elberton, at Greenville
nmbia, etc., at Sparta
Asheville, Colombia, C
etc., and at Atlanta for i
North, West and South.
DAHLONEGA, GA.
A college education in the reach, of all. \.B.,
B.S., Normal and Business Man’s courses.
Good laboratories; healthful, invigeratir / cli
mate; military discipline; good moral and
religious influences. Cheapest board in the
-state; abnndn nee of country produce; expenses
from §75 to $150 a year; board in dormitories
»r private families. Special license course for
ieachers; full faculty of nine; all under the
control of the University. A college prepar
atory class. Co-ed.ication of sexes. The insti
gation founded specially for students of limited
means. Send /-*r catalogue to the President.
Jos. S. Stbwart, A.M.
o has most remarkable ton*c proper-
® ties for all who live in ma. ;rial dis-
a and tricts. A never-failing rem *dy foi
Cure ma l ar *al diseases. 'rk'TSS 1 ".’
Noise and Fury.
“I’ze observed.” said Uncle Ephe,
“dat wif er good many men lung pow-
tr an’ brain power am in inverse pro
portion.”—-Colorado Springs Gazette.
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