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THE" GAINESVILLE NEWS), WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 26, 1902
A $10,000,COO car;
silk has just arrived
THE WISDOM OF WU.
(Augusta Herald.)
A Chinaman to be polite, must
accept an invitation as he would
obey a command.
The age of deception on the part
of the diplomat is gone.
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With your - Phillipine Islands
and vour Hawaiian Islands you
practically own the Pacific ocean.
The Pacific cable unites the
oldest and the youngest of na
tions.
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The constant growing import
ance ot commerce is only one of
the characteristics of the present
age.
If you allow Chinese to come
here to see your goods y our trade
will be vastly increased.
“No, indeed,” said the crafty
passenger a^.ent to the bride and
groom. “Our company does not
prohibit kissing on the platform,
and, besides, I would call your at
tention to the fact that we hav^
more and longer tunnels than any
other railway in the world.’ ’■—Bal
timore American.
L
Atlanta had
a represent]
the Poll city dynamite exr
He is uow swathed m co Ur
ter, but he held up the on
ence of Atlanta ali right-
ta Herald.
In New York the victors and the
vanquished in the late election are
still shouting, on the one side,
“Odell !” and on the other, “O
h—11! ” The information is from
an exchange.
Our money winning books,,
written by men who know, tell
you all about
About all that Yaqui Indians
seem to be good for is to get up
an occasional outbreak.—Atlanta
Journal.
DON’T LISTEN to the man
that says it’s easy enough to take
a wheel apart and put it in good
working order. Only the expert
with proper tool s can do it well.
BICYCLE REPAIRING,
We repair Bicycles, Guns, Pis
tols and Sowing machines. Sat-
f action guaranteed.
We are on North Bradford St.,
back of Op ra House.
There is talk of an extra session
of congress. Our strenuous presi
dent must have excitement.—Ex
change.
Dr.Miles’Heart Cure J
Nervine Cured Me, 1
Mrs. H. R. Jobe, formerly of
Al^, .writes from Eldredge, tfc SS
as follows: *
Cure. I only wish that I could ten?'
sufferer how much good they have dm ;
Last winter I had a severe attacKr*
Grippe, which left my heart iuTvife
condition. I could not lie down £71
smothering spells that would almost JS
come me and the feeling ofac^'l
around my heart I had not beenSr
could lie on my left side for a long&Tr
f ot your Heart Cure and took th35*
have no trouble now with my !
can lie on my left side as well as mS]
Formerly l had suffered for years witiS
ous prostration. I had tried so maimSl
edies that I had got clear out of heartcteJ
ting anything that would help me. fd
nerves of my heart were so affected tk
sometimes it would lose beats so itW
seem to stop altogether. It was outib.
▼ice of a lady friend that I tried your Rea;
ative Nervine. I felt better after tkefc
few doses and two bottles of Nervi* aa
one of Heart Cure made me feel like a lt
person. My heart is ail right and myna-
ousnesa is all gone. I never fail to recoa
Bobby Walthour’s broken col
larbone has taken him from
among the race riders to the post
of referee.
A trunk is generally strapped
when ready to start oh a long
journey. '
Old Crusteigb—How did you
dare, sir, feo kiss my daughter last
night on the dark piazza.
Youog Gayboy—Gad, now that
I’ve seen her by daylight, I won
der myself.
Emperor William didn’t get
much of an ovation in England.
He should come to America; En
glishmen are used to royaty.—Ma
con News.
If it be true that Sir Thomas
Lipton’s yacht racing for the
America cup has proven a paying
advertisement and enhanced his
sa les of tea enough to warrant
the expidenture, then his renewed
attempt should not to be wonder
ed at.
- Emma Goldman, the anarchist,
was barred from Rhode Island’s
capital city the other day. Now,
this looks like the work of Provi
dence.
Baseball has struck Cuba, and
the Cuban youths have all gone
crazy on the subject. They are
being gradually civilized. In a
few years they will learn football
and eventually they will play
ping-pong.
^ The Marylander who tossed a
lighted cigarette into a keg of
powder had the makings - of a
great chauffeur, says the New
York World.
The King of Belgium is a mar
of massive stature. But they
dont shoot straight a bit in Bel
giurn.
Secretary Moody went duel
hunting in Charleston. , This wa«
trespassing on the Cleveland pre
serves.
Mrs. J. E. Jackson
Old Friends arecthe Best.
Sometime ago I took what is known
as a summer cold. I tried several rem
edies, but without much relief. Finally
I resorted to my old standby, Cheney’s
Expectorant, aud was cured by a few
doses. I have great confidence in this
remedy. JOE HOWARD.
Macon, Miss.
TWENTY-FIRST SEASON
| Do You Trade
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fAttheRed Grocery?
| If Not, Why Not?
Here yoi> will find all that’s freshest and best in the
■££ fancy grocery line. We keep replenishing our stock and
§£ therefore, can fill your orders any time.
j Hare yon tried our Coles and Teas?
|f We handle the celebrated Chase & Sanborn’s ^ eas
H and Coffees—the best in the world.
( What abont Canned Goods ?
Unless you buy the Royal Scarlet, you do not get the
■M best. We are sole agents in Gainesville for these goods,
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and you can only get them from ns.
} Heinz’s Celebrated Pickles.
| Try them. In fact, we have ALL THAT’S GOOD
| to eat, and we sell it AT THE RIGHT PRICES.
|| ” Can’t we do some business with you? Telephone
g your orders, and same will have prompt attention.
All the newspapers in the coun
try have been publishing accounts
of the crumbling away of the
Sphinx; and yet, not one of them
has remarked.* “Sic transit gloria
mundi!”—Ex.
“Heaping coals of fire” is an
that is not so cheap nowadays.
Don’t buy anything in
Cures Eczema, Itching Humors.
Especially for old, chronic cases take
Botanic Blood Balm. It gives a healthy
blood supply to the affected 'parts,
ueals all sores, eruptions, scabs., scales;
stops the awful itching and burning of
eczema, swellings, suppurating, watery
sores, etc. Druggists, $1. Sample free
and prepaid by writing Blood palm
Co., Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble and
free medical advice sent in sealed let
ter. For sale by M. C. Brown.
STOVES, CROCKERY, GLASS-
WARE, p’lain or decorated lamps.
Iintil you? have seen our stock,
Also our Heating stoves, Grates, Fire sets
Fire dogs, Shovels and Tongs, Coal Hods Ta
ble cutlery, Etc.
The divorce lawyer continually
breaks up housekeeping.
There is much similarity be
tween the poet and the hen. They
both sing their lays and they both
scratch for a living.
Tiger Disc Plows,
Chattanooga Hillside Disc Plows,
Guns, Pistols and Ammunition,
Sausage Mills, Coffee Mills,
Saddles, Bridles, Etc.
Corner N. Bradford and E. Washington Streets,
’Phone 131.