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l’HE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 3, 1902.
Wisdom s Whispers.
BOYS, PLEASE DON’T—
Think it beneath your dignity
to go to mother for advice.
Forget that the girls take notice
of the kind of neckwear worn.
Tempt a girl into a sharp retort
by poking fun at her.
Try the familiar mode of con
versation with women because
they pat you on the back occas
ionally.
Take hold of a girl’s arm as
though you thought it of cast iron
make.
Say sly things about a girl just
to create a laugh among you
chums.
Let all the clerks in the office
into the little love affairs in which
you are concerned.
Bead a lecture to a girl because
she feels disposed to be gracious to
another chap,
Spread your arms over a dining
room table to the annoyance of
your neighbors.
Imagine the girls accept all the
stories you tell of your “rough
house’ 5 doings.
Nearly two-thirds 0 f,
miles of the Simpl 0 „ t
now completed.
Tabloids containing
liquors are now being 0
sale by an enterprise
druggist.
As soon as the rat finds he is
trapped he loses all interest in the
little piece of cheese that caused
h is downfal 1'Cb icago News.
A lean and potash-hungry soil,
wasted seed, wasted labor and idle
gins—A MORTGAGE. Or, plenty of
Cora*—I suppose you wont marry
until you find the one girl in a
million?
Merritt—No, with a million.—
New York Times.
the fertilizer, many bales and a
JV gin—A BANK ACCOUNT.
he sighed
“Jack, dear,
wnen you are gone I shall pine
away.”
“Don’t,” he answered, adding
with an uneasy laugh, “don’t pine
away; spruce up.”—Princeton Ti
ger.
Write us for
our books.
They are
money win
ners. We 6 end
them fret to
farmers.
Almost Unnerved.y
-HeartPains .1
Short of Bre a J
Faint and Languid,!
Dr.Miles’Heart Cured
Nervine Cured Me?]
v 55 s keenfive y £ars since I Was J
h*art trouble byyour Heart CurS? 1 !
me, and I am just as sound as KJH
that organ today. For several JlSj
been suffermg with my heart Si?
had become short and difficult
short, sharp pains about the heart, son«59
accompanied with fluttering
me feel faint and languid f h S“S|
ment or mental worry would alma*
mC * 1 ^ *** troabIe was 5
worse all the time, and after tryi S
remedies prescribed by physraaSSSl
obtaining relief, I was induced to sSfl
remedies a trial I was relieved £5I
day, and after taking three or fourboS I
symptoms were removed and havTwJl
showed signs of returning."—Rot CtTH
Kiracope, Chincoteague, Va.
There are many symptoms of heart&ed
which so closely resemble those of mwtm
mon nervous disorders as to frequently I
lead the attending physician. Often in cm
of heart trouble the stomach, kidneys, liTcc
lungs become affected. Again the symptoJ
TWO XT Via fhnCA nf .. . I
Wonder what will happen if
Uncle Joe Cannon gets loadec
while speaker. „
DON’T LISTENj to the man
that says it’s easy enough to take
a wheel apart and pnt it in good
working order.. Only the expert
with proper tool* can do it well.
BICYCLE REPAIRING,
We repair Bicycles, Guns, Pis
tols and Sewing machines. Sat-
faction guaranteed.
We are on North Bradford St.,
back oi Opera House.
A Happy Combination.
During the World’s Fair I bought
“Why did he marry the widow
after courting her daughter?’*
“He concluded that he would
rather have the girl as a step
daughter than the widow as a
mother-in-law.”—New York Sun.
bottle of Cheney’s Expectorant at the
suggestion of a druggist, for a severe
cold contracted while on alake steamer.
Nothing has ever acted more pleas
antly or effectually and I am never
without a bottle. P. L. MORGAN.
Chicago, III.
• Pointed Paragraphs.
Justice only take3 a man’s part,
but injustice takes it all.
A new baby in a home soon
makes the rest of the furniture
look shabby.
Lightning doesn’t belong to a
the mo9t persist-
Mae—How did Bessie raise the
money to go abroad and study
music?
Ethel—The neighbors took up a
subscription, I believe.— Puck.
Items of Interest-
Detatohed bits ot human skin
live from two to ten days.
The Czar of Russia has estab
lished a ten hour working day.
A Berliner takes, on . the aver
age, 129 street car rides in each
year.
. There is now one lunatic in Ire
land for every 178 of the popula
tion.
umoD, yet
ent striker,
There may be some things a wo
man doesn’t know, but no
can tell her what they are.
If men were half as gooc
their obituaries the recording
gel would have to look for another
job.
‘Many artists ^who claim to be
man
wedded to their art seem to have
been handicapped by divorce pro
ceedings from the start.
According to the market re
ports, Kentucky whiskey has gone
up. Heretofore it has made a
specialty of going the other way.
Mrs. J. E. Jackson
□[□TWENTY-FIRST SEASON
Don’t forget to use little Prickly
Ash Bitters whenever the stomach or
bowels are disordered. It quickly cor
rects such troubles and makes you feel
bright and cheerful. Dr. E. B. Dixon
& Co.
Some Don’ts.
Don’t overdress or underdress.
Don’t contradict people, even if
you’re siire you are right.
Don’t be inquisitive aboat the
affairs of even your most intimate
friend.
Don’t underrate anything be
cause you don’t possess it.
Don’t believe that everybody
else in the world is happier than
you.
Don’t conclude that you have
never had any 'opportunities in
life.
Don’t go untidy on the plea
that everybody knows you.
Don’t repeat gossip, even if it
does interest a crowd.
If Not, Why Not?
Here you will find all that’s freshest and best in the
fancy grocery line. We keep replenishing our stock and
therefore, can fill your orders any time.
Have yon tried our Coffees and Teas ?
We handle the celebrated Chase & Sanborn’s ? eas
and Coffees—the best in the world.
What about Canned Goods?
Unless yoii buy the Royal Scarlet, you do not get the
best. We are sole agents in Gainesville for these goofa
and you can only get them from us.
Heinz’s Celebrated Pickles.
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Try them. In fact, we have AUL THAT’S GOOD
to eat, and we sell it AT THE RIGHT PRICES.
* Can’t we do some business with you ? Telephone 115
yoiir orders, and same will have prompt attention.
STOVES, CROCKERY, GLASS'
W A R Explain or decorated lamps,
until you have seen our stock,
Also our Heating stoves, Grates, Fire sets
Fire dogs, Shovels and Tongs, Coal Hods Ta
ble cutlery. Etc.
The coal barons evidently think
they can keep the American peo
ple warm by hot discussions of the
strike before the arbitration com-
mispiou.
Tiger Disc Plows,
Chattanooga Hillside Disc Plows,
|Guns, Pistols and Ammunition,
Sausage Mills, Coffee Hills, ..
i Saddles, Bridles, Etc.
Palmour Hardware Company
Corner N. Bradford
’Phone 131.
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