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TV’LFdt M. PEEPLES, Proprief r
VOL XIV.
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\\ Itom tho girls ruahli dye. young
A door bell—Tlie pretiy maid
servant.
“Poets ore born.” This by (lie
way, is (lie case with evcrvbnly.
As a display of hosiery, the roll
er rink is said to exceed the French
opera.
Although a barher shop is not
a gambling den, vet the dyes are
often handled there.
V\ hat is die reason so many peo
pie became insane? We suppose
they have no reason.
‘Value the friendship of him
who stands by you in a storm.’
That depends on who owns the urn
brella.
Married women claim a great
many tilings, but we have never
heard one boast of being older
than her husband,
‘What dulyou say your friend
is, 7’ommy?” “A taxidermist.”
“ w hat is that?” “Why, lm is sort
of animal upholsterer.”
/hint: “It seems you only visit
me when you want money.” Nepb
ew: “Bill my dear aunt, 1 surely
couldn’t call more frequently.”
A Boston girl, who saw a fellow
with delirium tremuns, exclaimed
“Unhappy man! Why do you per
mit yourself to get the Jame 3 -
Jam*!’
Why is a man named Willt'am
more likely to be happy in mar
riage than one with a difficult
uume? because a wife will always
ieve her own sweet Will.
The Lick telescope will bring
' h3 moon within thirty miles of the
earth, and how mean it is that no
woman’s voice can be heard over
twenty eight miles.
“How did you like th<j sermon*”
inquired die new minister of the
sexton, as they were walking home
from church. “First rate. I al
ways did like that sermon.”
‘■//umpbP said a young man at
a play with a young lady. “I
could play the lover better than
that myself.” “I wouldn’t, mnd
seeing you try it,” was the naiv ere
ply-
A small boy wasplaying truan
the other day. When asked if he
would not get a whipping when he
reached home he replied. “V\ liat
is five minutes' licking to five
hours of fun?”
“If you want tow git at the cir
cumference of p man,’’ kays Josh
Billings, “examine him aiming
men; but if you want tow git at
his akttial diameter, measure him
at his fireside.,’
Brown: “Ah, F’ogg, quit«a*tn n
ger! How do you like your new
residence? Fine landscape, I sup
pose?” Fogg. “Ni, there’s t o
landscape to speak of, but there’s
two fire-scapes.’
“Are you familiar with Bryant?’
asked a young lady of a timid
young man whom she was trying
to draw out. ‘ Oh, yes,’’ here
plied proudly, brightening up. “I
graduated at one of his business
colleges.”
An Irishman in a 6trange town
stood looking at a strange vessel.
“Where are yon from, Pal!’’—“Beg
orra, sir, I’m from anywhere but
here,” he replied, “and I’ll soon be
from here, too, sir.”
“Mary says you can’t come to
see her any more,” said a boy to
sister’s admirer. “Why nut?’’—
••Because you come to see her
rvery evening now, and how co-Vd
you c >me any more? ’
A little ten-year old miss told
her m itkur that she was never go.
ing to be married, but meant to
be a widow, because widows dress
ed in such nice black and always
looked so happy.
A heroic and noble man’s first
thought when his house took lira
recently was for his mother-in
law, whom he saved from a burn
ing staircase by promptly throwing
her from a third-story window.
A fa-hion writer says tucks are
worn on everything. Not by a large
majoriiy. Tdiere are no tucks
worn on bom ding house hash, and
that’s as near everything as any
thing U at is manufactured.
Mr. Quibbs; “I think Mrr. For
sythe is one of the most beautiful
women I ever saw. A lovely sin
ger, too —such a sweet, falsetto
voice.” Mrs. Quibbs (hotly):
“Yes and a nice set o’ false teeth,
too.”
HERE AND THERE.
Murk I wain tituokos twnuty
j cigars a day.
—Special tnxeß are levied upon
bachelors in France.
Books, pamphlets, music can
be sent at third class rates.
—England consumes annual
ly five times as much tea as cof
fee.
—American oysters are now he
ing transplanted into German wa
ters.
Schiller, tho great German
poet, is to have a bronze statue in
Lincoln Patk, Chicago.
—; iquor is »opor<edas now be
ing expressed to f roliihitiou coun
t es iu Georgia in nail-kegs.
—The latest rumor regarding
tho earth is ’hit it will be one huge
globe of ice in 3,000,000 years
from date.
—'The famous shell road ol
New |Orleans is a boulevard of
almost snowy whiteness nearly
200 feet in width and nine miles
long.
—People who dislike to have
/heir windows fros ed in cold
weather can prevent it by rnhbiug
glycerine.
—A camel will work a week
without drinking. This is evi
dence enough that nature never
intended that desert drudge to be
a politician.
A condemned murderer at Mar
shall Tex., passed his hat around
the court room on receiving his
dea/li sentence, for the benefit of
his wife and six children.
—At a Western luneral all the
pall bearers got into a fight, but
the corpse remained perfec/lv neu
tral The latters conduct was
highly commended by the local
press.
—The army of Laly ompris s
3,250,000 men; of thesej 1)00,00 0
belong to the regular army, 350,-
000 tj movable mili/ia and 2,000,
000 to /he territorial militia.
A str >ng eft'irt is l eing mnde
/c induce Edwin Booth to ] lay at
Washington this winter. He has
never visited the capital since the
assassination of Lincoln by his
brother.
—Kentucky tailor, taking a
raeasur for trouseis [to custo
m. r) —Will you have one or two
hip pockets ? Customer—Two.
Ti i or- pint or quart size ? Cus
omer—Quart.
—ln photography the left side
view of the face gives tlie most
characteristic likeness, while iu
the same degree /lie right side is
trie most symetrical.
«|« KEK FKF.AKS OF *II.V
Some enrue-it specialists main
tain that one-third of maokind
are crazy aud ought to be in asy
lums. Dr. Johnson would have
been considered insane because
be insisted cn touching all the
ga'epos/s he passed in Lindon.
There is a chief of an important
bureau in Washington who has
/he same habit, //e admits that
the tendency is almost ines stibie.
•jome'.imes when ho is approach
ing a gate post which he cannot
touch because it is surrounded by
other people, he will turn back
aud go some other way.
He will slop in the hardest rain
storm to put his finger on a poit.
This eccentricity has gotten him
in'o a predicament more than
once. The owner of a house in
Connecticut avenue ouce pursued
him aud demanded to know why
he bad tampered with his gale,
uhleateniDg to call the police. On
one occasion, while traveliue iu
the country, he rode back a mil e
to touch a gate which he hud
passed and omitted to touch. The
late Secretary Folger had an iu
saue idea that there was a charm
in the figure 3. When a boy, and
later oa iu life, he had a fashion
of doing a thing three times that
only bid to be done once. He
would eat three peaches—no more
and no less. If he had four he
would throw one away
T' he should eat more than
three he would eat twice three o r
three times three. If he was to
! r ide tnrse»bacl? he would mount
three times before startirg. Up
to Lis death he had a way of
aying “good clay” three times to
<>l K (>\\ N SECTION—WE LABOR FOR ITS ADVANCEMENT
LAWRENCEVILLE, 3A. FEBRUARY 17 1885.
those he met, and iu letters to his
; family he invariably wrote on thre„
1 p'gee, Judge Folger often al
| hided to tlie idiosyncrasy, he
said that from bis eurltest remem-
I brance he bad an overpowering
belief in the cabalistic power of
the number 3. He thought it
bad been transmitted to him from
liis father, or that he had gotten
1/ from a superstitious nurse
VV hee a small i oy he walked a
mile to school, aud ue afterwards
acknowledged that le had on
more than «. ne day traversed the
distaucthree times, making six
miles in all, before lie felt safe in
entering the school-house.
It was said of Thomas Jett’erson
that he would never permit uny
person to cut his hair, //e used
tlie voissors himself He bait a
superstition that his sireng/h
would depart if he allowed anyone
else to cut his liair.
The late Theodore Steven ß
could not pass a pin without pick
ing it up. Fur hermore, he a
ways walked around, if necessary
to get the point toward him be
fore picking i/ up,
Tna venerable philanthropis',
Mr. \V W Corcoran, will not sit
down un.il he has has raised up
lie chair.
If Senator Vance hears a cock
crow before midnight he is ner
vous for a week for fear that some
calamity is about to happen.
Pearls of Tlixiiglii
Doing nothing is doing ill.
Vanity is a sign of moral weak
ness .
A little leak will sink a greet
ship.
Ask thy purse what thou
shouldst buy.
A jest driver, 100 f rr brings home
hate.
He who greases his wheel helps
his oxen.
He Ilia' sips of many arts drinks
none.
No man prospers so suddenly as
by Olliers’ errors.
For small gaits weofien suff
er great loses
Perserverance wins. Al’
possible things were once impossi
ble
The one answer to ail criticism
the best test of ail work, is—re
sult.
When the state is most cor
rupt then the laws are most multi
plied.
A great soul only finds .Is
true exis/ance in making otlnrs
great.
As you cannot avoid your owr.
company, make it as good as pos
sib e.
Rest satisfied at doing well, and
leave others to talk of you as the}
please,
He that will thrive, must rise at
five: he that has thriven, may lie
till even.
Patience, without energy, is
nothing more than a respectable
kind of laziness.
Kin Iness to children is one of
the tests by which true worth m y
De estimated.
Humility is a virtue all priarh
none practice, and every body is
content to hear.
Example is the best teacher
Its silent persuasiveness reaches
the hear'one of the most direct
route
To live above our station shows
a proud heart, and to * live under
it discovers a narrow soul.
Genius is only entitled to rts
pect when it promotes tho pence
and improves the happiress of
mankind.
The busybody labors without
thanks, talks without credit; lives
without love and dies sith-mt
tears.
Oar grand business is, no/ to
see what lies dimly at a distance,
but to do what lies clearly at,
band
A sympathy with the pains nnd
pleasures of others is the founds
tion of our social virtues.
Ale„ declare their love be!ore
they feel it, women ccnfeis theirs
only after tlroy have proved it.
Prosperi/y makes a man virtu -
ous iu the estimation of die world,
i/ is a fortress which manbTd
are not assail.
Ordinances
Adsptsd ly the [had
Council of
LMICEVItLE, EL,
FFJiRUAKY BE 1885.
ORDINANCE NO 1.
Any person who shall within
the corporate limits of the town of
T awrenoeville, be guilty of dis
orderly conduct by unlawful}- tight
ing to the distuibanco of any citi
zen or person tberei.i, or by public
)y using vulgar or profane language
or by my act of public indicency )
(V by loud whooping or hallooing
to <iin disturbs nee of the peace
and quiet of any ci izeu or person
therein, or by firing a gun or pis
tol (except for the preservation of
person or property,) or by being
found intoxicated or diunk on the
streets or alleys of said town, or
by any other act of like character
tending to disturb the peace, quiet
or good order of said town, shall
upon conviction of any one ol
more of the above offences, com
mitt'.-.I at one and the same time’
be fined iu a sum not exceeding
Thirty Dollars. And upon fail -
live to pay the same to be confined
at labor in the work gang for a
term not exceeding thirty days, or
bo imprisoned in the ca'aboone of
s i t town not exceeding thirty
days in the discretion of the Mayor
or Council.
ORDINANCE NO. 2.
That any person who slia'l, with
in the corpora'e limits of said town
be guilty of riding or driving one
or mere.horses, mules, asses, or
cattle at. an unusually fast gate or
rate in the streets or alleys there
of, except in cases of actual neees
sity, or who shall ride, lead or
diive one or more horses, mold
or cattle upon a sidewalk
tlior tof, except in cases of a' tua]
necessity, to be judged of by the
Mayor #r Town Council, or who
shall suffer any S/a 1 lion, Horse or
Jack to be used in his vocation
shall upon conviction thereof, be
punished as prescribed iu Ocdi>
t.ance No. 1. of these By-Laws.
ORDINANCE No. 3.
That any person who shall with
in the corporate limits of said town
hitch or tie any horse, mule, ass,
ox or other cattle to any shade,
fruit or ornamental tree on the
public streets or alleys thereof, or
within /he Court House Square, or
upon any sidewalk, or to any out
side fence, or who shall mutilate
s r.ch trees or fence by cutting or
otl erwise defacing the same, or
v. ho shall habitually suffer any
In rse, mule or ass to run at large
on the streets or commons of said
town, shall upon conviction there
of, le punished as prescribed in
Or ’irtance No 1 of /hese By-Laws.
ORDINANCE NO. 4
That any person who shall place
any obstruction in or upon the
streets, alleys or sidewalks of said
t wn, or in and upon any part
tli roof, and shall fail to remove
tlmsaine within twenty-four hours
after receiving notice by the Town
Marshal to do so, or who shall al
low auy old well on their premises
'o remain uncoveisd after receiv
it g like Dotice by the Marshal to
cover up the same, or who shall
wilfully obstruct or fill up any
drain or ditch opened by author
ity of tlie General Council, or who
MaR allow any stable, privy, hog
pen or other pi ice on their premi
ses to remain unclean and otJious,
or who shall allow water to stand
in any cellar on their premise*, or
who shall place anything offensive
or odicus, either upon pub' : c or
private propeity wiihin the corpo
rate lim-ts of saidtuwn, and shell
fa>l, af/er remixing like notice by
tlie Marshal, to place such stable
privy, hog pen, callar or other
place in clea i condition or fail to
remove such offensive and odious
tli ng without said corporate limits
sha'l, upon conviction thereof, be
punished as prescribed in Odi
tnne* No. 1 of these By-Laws.
ORDINANCE NO. 5.
That any itinerant peddler or
trader, except traders iu stuck,
agricultural implements, provis
ions, poultry, fruits, fruit or orna
ment nl trees, shrubbery or thnv
irs who shall within the corporate
limits of said town, expose his
goods for sale, or any traveling
show, exhibition or entertain men r
given in said town, shall for cadi
day pay into the lowu treasury a
tax of five dollars, unless, in
either case, otherwise directe 1 by
tlie Mayor, upon proper applica
tion being made, and upon failure
to pay said tax, upon conviction
theicof, shall he punished as pre
scribed iu Ordinance No. I <1
these By-Laws.
ORDINANCE NO. (i.
That all owners or keepers of
bar-rooms, doing or proposing to
do a letail liquor buHiuess within
the corporate limits of said town,
s''all be required to pay in'O the
town treasury, anna ally, the sum
of two hundred aud fifty dollars
license fee for each house or place
of business, and upon payment
thereof a license may be issued by
tlie Mayor upon order of the
Council said license fee To be
paid annually iu advance, aud
license tc is-ue upon payment
i hereof.
Any person violating this or
(finance shall be deemed an of
fender, and upon, conviction
thereof shall he punished as pre
scribed in Ordinance AM 1 c*
these By-Laws.
ORDINANCE NO. 7.
That all resident male persons
not under sixteen nor over fifty
years of age, shall be lequtred on
due notice from the Marshal to
work by himself, or an acceptable
substitute, on the roads, streets,
sidewalks, causeways and alleys of
said town, under the direction of
said Marshal, for three days and
the Marshal shall cause the work
to be done as directed by the
Mayor and Town Council. Pro
vided, That ar.y person so liable
may be released from said work
for the current year by paying to
the Marshal, when warned to
work, the sum of two dollars.
Ai.d said money shall be by him
timed over to tlie Treasurer, to
bu disbursed for the improvement
ot the streets, alleys and side
walks as the Mayor and Town
Council may direct.
For the violation of this Ordi
nance the offender shall be pun
ished as pi escribed in Ordinance
No. 1 of these By Laws
ORDINANCE NO. 8
That an} person or persons who
•hall, wi'hin the corporate limits
of *aid town, be guilty of killing
or intentional! / wounding any
mocking bird or robbing or de
stroying their neats, shall be
deemed an offender, and upon
conviction thereof shall be pu n
ished as prescribed in Ordinance
No. 1 of these By-Laws.
ORDINANCE NO. i).
Hi*/ any person who shall, with
in the corporate limits of said
town, have, keep, u*e, carry or
employ an instrument, weapon or
device, commonly known us a
Sling-Shot or Flipper, shall be
deemed an offender, and upon
conviction thereof shall be pun
ished as prescribed iu Ordinance
No- 1 of these By-Laws.
ORDINANCE NO. 10
Thu/ any person who shall
wi/hin tlie corporate "mits of said
town, have, keep, or manilam,
either by himself. btrseT or
others, an ill governed or disor
derly house, to the disturbance,
annoyance or disquiet of orderly
citizan c , oi whereby the quie*
peace and good order of the
town is tended iO be distil'bed.
shall be deemed an offender, and
upon corn ct ; on thereof, shad 1 e
punished as prescribed in Ordi
nance No. 1 of these By Laws.
ORDINANCE NO. »1.
That all persons hereafter con
victed ol viola l ing any Ord'nancof
the to .«tn ; may, as an alternative of
fa'lure, or refusal to pay the fine
imposed be confined at labor in
the work gang for term not e.
ceeding thirty days. And said
work gang shall be confined at la
bor, by the Marshal, on the st r eets
side walks, a'leya and causeways
JOHN T. WILSON, Jr , Publißher.
or other public work of ' e
town under the direction of th
Mayor and Town Council. And
when no* sc at labor, for any
cause, shall be confined in the cil
I iboose for safe keeping
ORDINANCE NO. 12
That any peisou fout.ddruok or
intoxicated on any of thestreetsor
alleys of said town, »nd not other
wise disordefly shnll without war
rant, be arrested and imprisoned
by the Marshal, until snch offen
der beci nies sober, and may /hen
be discharged by the Marshal upon
t lie pigment of one dollar for his
fe es in snch case
ORDINANCE No. 13
1 hat it shall he the duty of the
Marshal to take churge of tlie cal
aboose and to keep the some in a
cleanly condition, and to furnish
each prisoner confined therein with
not less .ban two meals per day,
“f plain, wholesome food, for
which be shall receive fifty cents
l>ei' d.'y, and for turning in and
out a prisoner he shall receives
turnkey fee of twenty five cents,
io bo paid by the prisoner in the
event'of his conviction. But in no
case is said f«e to be paid by the
town authorities except the diet
ing fee of a prisoner while under
going tlie s«nfence of the Court
ORDINANCE AO. 14.
It shall be *)ie duty of the Town
Marshal, whenever he recceivss le
liable information that a Towr Or
dimmer has beeu violated, (and not
ir, his presence), to take the name
of die informer, and also the name
of the offender, nnd go immediate
ly before the Ala;or and make affi
davit to the alleged violation, that,
a warrant may issue therefor, and
in case of the absence or inability
of the A/ayor to act, the Marshal
shall go before the Mayor pro tern
whose duty it shall be to issue
wai rants upon proper affidavit be
ing made.
ORDINANCE NO. 15
That any person or persons wtio
shall wilfully bri ak, injure, or in
any manner deface any s'reef lamp
of the town or any posts thereof
or who shall in any manner deface
any Ordinance posted by au
thority of the Town Council,
shall lie deemed an offender, and
upon eon vie! ion thereof shall he
punished as prescribed in Ordi
nance No. 1 of these By Laws
ORDINANCE NO. lti.
That any person or persons who
c'imb through, over or upon, any
part of the fence around the cem
etery in said /own, or who shall
cut injure or in any manner deface
«ny tieo flowers or shrubbery,
(except their own) within the same
or who shall mutilate, cut or de
stroy any -ree upon the public
property of said town, shall be
deemeii an offender, and, upon
conviction thereof, shall be pun
ished as prescribed in Ordinance
No. 1 of these By-Laws
ORDINANCE NO. 17.
I hat it hall not be lawful for
any person or persons, within the
corporate limits of the town of
Lawrenceville, to get upon, over
or under any car or engine in
motion upon the Lawrenceville
branch railroad, except employes
of said road.
Any person violating this Ordi
nance shall ue deemed an offender
and upon conviction thereof shall
he punished as prescribed in
Ordinance No. 1 of these B}-
Lnvii.
ORDINANCE NO. 'K.
Ihata'l owners or keepers of
pool or billiard tables or ten pin
alleys or alleys of like kind for
public use or gain, within /he cor
porate limits of the town of Law
renceville shall for each pool or
billiard table or ten* pin alley, pay
into the loan lieastu-y annually
the sum ol ten dollars license fee.
and upon payment thereof, in
either case, a liceuso may be issued
accordingly by the Mayer upon
order of the Geneial Council,
s-id licence fee to be paid annual
ly iu advance, and licenae to iaane
upon payment thereof.
Any person viola' : ng this Ordi
nance shall be deemed an offen
der, aud upon conviction thereof
shtill be pile ished as prescribed iu
Ordinance No. 1 of /hese Bv-
Laws
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ORDINANCE No. 19.
That all Ordinances heretofore
dopttd by ibis Council, or any
former Hour oil of said town, be re
pealed, and that all Laws in eon
fiiet with the foregoing Ordinan
ce be repealed, and tha/ these
O liuauets go into effect immedi
'uly upon their publication.
By order of the Town Co uncil
bis February 12th 1885.
JNO. CLAY SMITH, Mayor.
W. B SMITH. Clerk.
HE DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM.
SELF.
A family, whose name can be de
scribed as Bmidi, living at Locust
Moun/ain, contains twin boys,
wh ise,natural resemblance fairly
rivals that of tlie two Dromios.and
a 1/ttle girl
“ One of you boys,” said Mrs.
Smith a duy or 2ago “must go to
town to-day fur your sister’s bon
net.’’
There is nothing mean about
John. He was ready to concede
Tara the privilege of going to Mt.
Carmel, but Tom, who is always
anxious to go wliea his moibe r
dosen t want him to go, had a and
spasm of fondness for the retire
ment of the domestic hearth, and
announced that he would magnan
imously consent to John's depart
ure .
Maternal arbitrat’on w is neces
sary to settle /he question and
John was decided on as the bonnet
bringor. He started off with a
suspicious glance at Tom, as
though he anticipated a motion to
reconsider and a deiire on the
part of his brother to make a trip
to town on the sly. His serious
view of the wrong done him by
Tom’s perversity had not inodifisd
when he reached the millinery
store on Oak street. In the rear
of 'lie store is a large mirror, be
hind vhich the work of the estab
lishment is (lout. John saw him.
seif iu the mirror and thought it
was Pom. In an instant his dis
gust at the manner in which he
supposed Tom had deceived him
became rampan/. Shaking lii B
list at the mirror lie si ou/ed loud
enough to throw one of the rnili
iic-’h girls into hysterics: “Well,
if you want to get tlie bonnet, get
it!”
Turniug on his heel John went
home, where he found Tom read
ing the adventures of “/?ork Dick,
the Healthy Hoodlum of Idaho.’’
And that’s why John’s sister wasn’t
at player meeting on Wednesday
night.
HI I n fallible Kviucd/
A man with insolent side whis
kers and the tame look of a creat
ure who does not derive much rev
enue from the domestic affections
came into the Harlen Folic*
Court recently and said he wan
ted to inquire .nto the law. The
magistrate tol 1 him to initerrogate
regardless of expense. Then tha
tame looking mao said :
“Is there anything in the books
about keeping obnoxious persons
off a man's premises ?”
“Yes ” said his honor, “there is
a good deal on /he subject '’
“Then, ’ said the tame looking
man, “there is a chance lor me to
do something. There's a person
—a woman sir—who makes it her
busiue s to cotno to my house
and set me and my wife by the
ears. Can I have her ejected ?”
“Perhaps, who she ?”
“Well, sir, it don’t sound well
and 1 m sorry to say it hut it’s my
wife’s mother.”
*‘<)h, fix that up among your
selves ' said the magistrate. “The
court ought to have nothing to do
with such affairs. ”
“But, sir, what ran I do ? ’Taint
my fault l ”
“Oh likely enough it is.”
“How can I help having a moth
er-iu-law ?”
“Ought to have married a wid
ower’s daughmr if you thought
you didn't want one.”
The tame looking man went
out looking as if he were puzzling
himself over a conundrum.
A man has invented a cast-iron
table-ware that looks just like por
colain, and is in ecstacy when he
sees a servant girl drop half a
dozen cups and shriek with
at observing their failure to break.