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About The weekly banner. (Conyers, Ga.) 1900-1901 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 20, 1901)
Tfje Weekly Rannsr K’.VfflBBSOWHB*“ " jgPK-JBHHIbJM^ , v r -* a!gy> % Kntoife,! at the jxvst-office as second-class mail matter. Price, *1.00 1“'' ; uni Advertising Rates Rcaynnb.c and made known on application Published every Wednesday by J. FRED WILLIS* Conybbs, Ga., Feb. 20, 1901 A Bright, Honest Boy Wan¬ ted. The publishers of the famous big illus trated weekly newspaper, Pennsylvania Grit, are now placing representatives and they de- at every post office in Georgia capable hus eire to secure the services of tling agents in each of the following towns of Rockdale County: Conyers, and in Bcch other towns as are no al ready supplied. The work is profitable and pleasant. A portion of Saturday only is required. Over 5,000 agents are doing spldndidly. No money whatever is required. Everything is fnrnisned free Stationery, rubber stamp, ink and pad, advertising matter, sample copies, etc, Papers are shipped to be paid for at the end of each month. Those not sold are not charged for. "Wnte to Grit Publish ing Co,, Williamsport Pa., and mention the Banner, A Tennessee editor indig¬ nantly says : *‘The report started by an enemy of ours that we were absent from ohurch service playing eards is malicious and false, and we’ve got the string of fish to prove it.” A man who is too poor to marry when young is always too selfish and stingy after lie grows old and wealthy, consequently he is a failure in life and oftimes leaves no t>ne to mourn his death. From indications, the earth and fence corners, gar den spots aud potato patches are going to be put in cotton this 3 ’ear. And if it is done , woe be unto the farmer next fall, when cotton sells for 5 cents a pound. McKinley prosperity won’t bo here then butthe land will ho filled with sighs, groans and iamen tations, and the blistering mortgage will again be spread on the farms and crops. But then such is the waywardness of this wicked and perverse generation. No amount ol ex perience teaches us any thing. —Marietta Journal • £ While there is bo much being •aid about cruelty to tuiinuvlB *ould it not be u good idea to think a little about tho children who Buffer for the livck of food *nd raiment, Fine ladies walk the streets of the citioB with small dog# tenderly led by ril> bor.s, which show every * go of b* : .|.g hampered to tho degree of surfeit, while little children,made iu tire image of God, pass by clad jp ragr, shivering with cold, their hungry pii.chod faces appealing the pity of all mankind. If a uasn abuses his horse, or his dog or any of the brute creation, ••me member of ft society for the pre vention of cruelty to animals •Buses his arreet and fine, which rigjit. But, oh, the pity of it ! U wander the • friendless child may street* thinly cla’d hungry and cold without any °*® enquiring wherefore. Why do not then* women adopt a child instead »>t a dog?.Ex. POINTED PAIS A Git YPDS *i.hore is no ono i to ti e tings a woman wears. Te sure you are i pavso a mo m o tion. Wise is a girl who fear a xnau more than she does a ncuse. i n ‘ sd.be make uses in his bu* ness is 71? k t*' m ;N ' ? ft ©s . m ■ K 5 mm Jno. Steplienson is still in the lead. New goods arriv¬ ing daily. Keeps everything you want. He is selling for cash and on time at lowest priecs. See him sure. his last. Lots of people seem to think it bad form to be police in public. Railway travel teaches peo¬ ple to know their own sta¬ tion and stop at it. The man who aims to be good in this world may miss fire in the next. Every bargain you pick atari auction sale must knocked down to you. The more careful a woman isabout her complexion the more careless she is about her house work. It is easier for a young man to fool his own mother than it is for him to fool any other .woman- —Chicago News, Attacks Upon Wornen Within tilt! past few weeks there have been teveral most dartardly artacks up on woiuen in different parts of Atlanta • The latest of these occurred at 153 East Ellis street, almost in the very center of the city, last night about dark, wlieh a negro brute felled a young lady with a fence picket just as she stepped upon the porch of her father’s home. Thr.ro have recently been other such assaults upon women on their own prem i es or on the streets. Evidently At an ta ianfdicted with some brutes of the worst class and every possible off or; should be made to bring them to the pun isliiueut they so richly deserve. jfj1 ( would b‘e a good idea fof our women to learn to uso the pistol and to have one within easy reach at, their homes, It is true that in such cases as that of las4 evening where the brute slips behind a vvouum and knocks her senseless she would have no chance to use a pistol, but- there have been instances m which women aloueat home could havebrought down such viliinnsif they had had a pis tol aud known how to uso it. We trust that the'police will beospec mTlvTigilant in ih. ir efforts to capture vilhaus who seem to make a special !* • attni king and robbing worm U or snub 1 ing their pocket book* as they walk yi. i he stm ts. We must t»»; rid of these brutes.-Tm s day’s Atlanta Journal. A nort h Georgia editor, ot> going away, 1 elt his paper in charge of a ministe.i. During the ministers stay in the sam turn the following letter came from a mou n t;t i n su bsc ri ber: ..You know very \vr: i thgt 1 paid my subscription to veto' piper the last time. 1 was ir . I ?ui blasted town If 1 gO! onv more letters f on V: like t « l ist i-ne l < Ml cci:u d \vn to yoi r office an 1 nnuil the devil out of you.' i lie .aiiusle r answered; I haye v-cii trying to nlc.ul- th .! :!• j; n (■ f tho e.di • . . the fiLoen = years " as ; ! : . ,.;i will C 'llld f and it.: it r ni”. 1 have S* members of my cugregatjon will get you v . <x\< Oil, j i WHILE “TEDDY, Is klling “Mount ain-Uions, it e are in wounding guality and our price. Comped ora BEE U8 BEFORE U BUT ■ Street <fc Huff. WHEN TWO MAKE ONE. The T . ns. the Coiif.dciU Mother and (!xe Astute Conductor. “rare.-.” demanded the Jefferson ave¬ nue ear conductor. The tall, thin woinau banded out 8 cents for herself and-two youngsters. “Three cents more, please,” reminded the conductor. “They are twins,” she “and only equal to one child." The conductor scratched his -head and tried to remember bis instructions. Evidently he recollected nothing gov¬ erning twins; but, being something of a philosopher, ho pondered and said: “Twins are out. of the ordinary, there¬ fore singular. Perhaps you’re right, and yet you spoke of the twins as ‘they.’ That’s plural,” and ho gazed ar> end triumphantly. The fat man nodded. He was .a bach¬ elor and detested children. “No,” spoke up the comical man; “she Is right. They have only one birthday between them. If they equaled two Children, they would bave two birth¬ t days.” “I guess that’s so,” acquiesced the conductor. “Anyway I’ll look It up.” “They take up two seats,” the fat man. The conductor paused and forgot to hand back 5 cents change. “Say,” at last he broke or.t, “what’s their names?” “Wilbur and Marie,” replied the mother pertly, failing to see the Delvet t; > she wes walking Into. "Huh! Hoy and girl, eh? Well, I’ll have to have another fare. You can figure on boy twius equaling on* boy, but half a bey and half a girl don’t add up.” She paid. “He’s a diploMiat,” whispered the fat man in admiration. “He ought to he down In the legislature.”—-Rochester Post-Ex press. Somellilnj? In a Same. The advantages that fall to the lot of a rm whose surname occurs early in an oV i etical list are well known. As a in; date for office upon an Austra¬ lian ballot, for example, a man named Abbot 1 has a far better chance than the most eminent Zweigler. But the benefit that comes from the possession of a short name has not heretofore been generally recognized. Not long ago the j,u\ lieu u of the of the auditors of tin treasury department at Washing¬ ton created a vacancy to which, upon a formal recommendation to that effect. the era idate bar ing the shortest name, being also a competent man, was ap¬ point,'” Ilia chief duty is to affix his sign;; .v to accounts, and as he needs to ;.i: . but six letters iu signing he can do twice as much iu a day as a man whose name contains 12 letters.— Youth’s Companion. Whai Hni-i Her. Mrs. Heartless—.Just to think my husband fell aud broke—and broke— Mrs. Simpythotik—There, dear; I heard all about it. The poor man broke his leg. It’s a groat affliction, 1 know, Mrs. Heartless—Oh. 1 didn’t mean that! Yea haven’t hoard the worst. Ho was carrvinc he'fell, mv now Venetian vase Whin and broke it too-Oblo State Journal. rr. - ji.m ’r i a * Y j *, f 1 mmmmm T / GHAIGE, IS WWsOlSBf ■no a s 3 T5" ii tv' a BMP w 1 mm pH 0 . <*ASl X 9 m thi I.have o 0-0 fZU** m an v :.s"ur i (KBBS 'O it mm ® fit* recent 'A' % • «r ■ r ■ JL v f. £ C O’ ■00 * ;; .* 1 fr im Mr. Idas L. Lang’ ~y D i li- * MV2ES& » and C 5 *:0ESr vei r) r-H k.> vtt k rnwa' will al¬ 0‘ . v- k.:jRr?B a vo *' 0 nice turnout ready for 3 00 A EwrV 1 if you wish to buy 7 , sell, or trade a a aorse or anile, I will be phased talk to r • fk. 1 •v ^0 >tt before you de either. See p, fr, S! k '-c- ■ me 1 * >*- v % Y w Tt J 9 t Laugle -’s old stand. ^5 I W. L KING An amliarrciiDtiU! r^Mgr,. ^dp-stage Busing a funny turn or. at tjp Wnl.u i Pi: i ; Ha e'er. Timeinr.ntl, {jBe night a mm; fh the hnlcoiiy leaned Wor the railing eoovul/ed-with laugh¬ ter. During ar. estrtK-i-iHnary burst of hilarity his false teeth liew from his mouth and foil in tiro lap of a lady who was sitting in .ti» parquet. Those mar locked up and afiv the toothless man waving frantically to the lady to pick up his teeth. This caused a gen¬ eral laugh at his expense. The teeth were returned by an u.-her.—Exchange. Where ibe fi'.silt Lay. “You say the play v.uJ'eBthvly With out a villain V” "Yea—that is if yen lioose to omit the author.” Indiauap-.ils Press. Curiously, tin r. on who are easiest to got along with are the vovjwnen v.hc hare no faculty for getting alanf;.— De¬ troit .}< r.rnai. Tcsipi’mls. Grimsby—So you want to marry my daughter, sir! What are your prihei pies? Are you temp; rate? Fledgely—Temperate! Why, 1 am so strict that it gives me pain even to find my boots tight- Pick-Me-Up. ri&se Uesemblanec. Contractor-Yor. won’t sell me a ear o* bricks ci creditt Dealer—No. - ie .'-ml my brick are very much alike. 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