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About The weekly banner. (Conyers, Ga.) 1900-1901 | View Entire Issue (April 24, 1901)
Up ve you seen Street & Huffs Bargain counter of Shoes at only 7oe per Pair? Don/t fail to exanqine oar line of Fishing tackle | fjsn nooks and lines, HarnniocKS; Base balls, Cro L e t sets, and other sporting goods, before you buy Oiir line is c :niplete and we will save you.rnoney. jTWe Ga\\ey Orvjia Go. SO lbs Rice lor $ 1 00 at Street & Huff’s. ITEMS local AND PERSONAL After a protracted visit to rela iives in Atlanta iSIiss Claude Huff ias returned home. Spring coughs ore specially dangerous unless cured at once, serious results >f ton follow. One Minute Gough Cure ids like. It is not a common mixture 3 ut is a high grade remedy. Gailey Drug !o. Miss Maud McCall isa spending lomo time with relatives at Deca IllV. “I bad piles so, bad I could get no rase ior find a cure until I tried DeWitt’s iVih-h Hazel Salve. After using it once ; forgot -1 ever had anything iike piles.” E. C. Boice, Somers Point, N. T. Look hit for imitations. Be sure you get De Witt’s. Gailey Drug Co. i Uncle Robt. Ethridge is in at¬ tendance upon the Annual Con¬ tention of the Royal Arc Mason |t Macon this week. "Last winter I was confined to my bed jrith e very bad cold on the lungs. Noth ng gave me relief. Finally my wife (ought a bottle of One Minute Cough lore that effected a speedy cure. I can lot Bjisak loo highly cf that excellent emedy.”MrT. K. Houseman, Mnnataw l»y Fa. Gailey Drug Go. : Mrs. Worber, of Atlanta spent ^)me time herewith relatives thk reek. You will waste tiruwif you try to cure ►digestion or dvspepsia by starving ourself. That only makes it worse rlien yon do eat heartily. You always eed plenty of good food properly digest p. Kod-'l Dyspepsia Cure is the result ( scientific research for something that lonld digest not only some elements of bed but every kind. And it is the oue bmedy that will do it- Gailey Drng Go t Mr. Jno. Carter was here from foliage ?ark Sunday with rela iv as. [You cannot enjoy perfect health I’osy peeks [sluggish aud sparklii g eyes if your liver and your bowels clogged. De DTj Little Early Risers cleanse the hole system. They never gripe. The kiley Drug Go. Mr. Harry Ho via- was liero for rthorf while tins week. 1 3k.a troubles, outs, bora? scalds and pafiag quickly h°p; by tlio use of De Fiti » Witch Hazel Salve. It is iroitat f’ !lir e you get Dewitt’s. Gailey P* Co. Mls - W. E Stovall was here a lW Rours Wednesday. "R have been troubled with iudiges ! 4 l0r tou ycarr, have tried nuiuy and spent much money, to no nur l e t ‘ B ^ d ’ tried Kodol Dvspepsia Cure. ktve taken two bottles and gotten ore r e'-ief from them than all other ® d kiu es taken. I feel Lke boy 1 have more a felt in many years. ’ Anuer m?g R . s of Sunny L-iio, Gtave Tex. Theus D testified as did Mr, Riggs. Gai * -ntg Co. i ' ,u ^ L. '" Adair was tin from !° Vl,s Ston Monday. I: A 10; S pills, DeWitt’s Lit jv. - „,. ^ iSers om - 7 , fet8 cleausti move aljimpurities them v 1 ^. Gailey Drug Go. The little Iffeen rds left stein t!mt of °ur English* Peas, 18 fit la St la t fam g°tie in contact with °us mob of how ^ooks let her ver ? doubtful as th, se little pests will Ub t0 h ave ^den. anything m Mig j* Sora m at! at ™ spout a few i itoue > Ar Mountain with rel P 8 rr 1 . ” ids this week. Miss .Carrie Dukes was in At-lan" ta several days this week. Mrs. Simpson, of Union Point, was Mrs. F. G, Dunn’s guest last Saturday. When Conyers gets her Electric lights, her Water works and her Cotton mill, then she will be the warmest town along the line. Mn. Barrett, who has been the guest of Mrs. Dan Jones, lest for Augusta Monday for a few days visit before returning to her homo in Atlanta, Her many friends will be paiued to learn of the severy illness of Mrs. Chae. Swords. The alarm of fire was given Tuesday evening about 1 ;80oclock when Mr. R. W. Tucker’s fine two-story dwelling housewas found to be on fire. In a very few mo¬ ments enough men had gathered around the dwelling to distinguish the fire which had not gamed much headway. It is thought that rats ignited a box of quilts with a stray match. This fire, with a little more headway would have done serious damage to this town, with no wa¬ ter-works. Mr. E.S. Everett made a bus¬ iness trip to Covington Tuesday. Mrs M L. Troutman, MiseFior ede Tucker, Mrs, Lula Eakes, and Miss Daisy Anderson attended the meeting of the Epworth League fit Madison last week Tax Receiver’s Notice. The tax books are now open for re¬ ceiving tax returns. I will be at the different precincts on the following dates: Sheffield: April 24, May 17, June 7. Lorraine: April25, May 24, June 14 Honey Creek: April 26, May 31 J unt 21 . Will be at J. J. Langford & Sons store remainder of time. G. H. Hull. R. T. R CHEAP RATES -TO AUGUSTA and RETURN acconnt of Merry Makers Celebration The GEORGIA RAILROAD, will sell tickets from all sta¬ tions to Augusta. and return At ONE FARE. Tickets will be sold daily from April 22nd. to 27th inclusive, limited for return April 29th, I 9 OI. Ouo»whole week oirthnaud amusement. The list of am0 0 ments ever*.goffered t AND ALL FREE. ! Everybody shoulcTlisit Au g usfca during Merry Makers j wee k* Ample railroad ac commo ^ at i° ns an ^ elegant schedules. For further in¬ formation apply to Georgia Railroad Agents, or to C.C.McMillii}, A. G. .Tacksou. T. P. A. G, P. A AUGUSTA, GA . We especially call your att>'i. tion to Mr. CJi, Hudson’s add in this paper. Ho is doing a good bus iuess and is selling good goods without a doubt. Mr.Weymand Albert, of Atlanta is hero on account of the death of his mother. Mr. and Mrs. Dan Jones spent a few days in Decatur this week. Mrs. Folsom, of Union Point, is visiting her mother, Mrs. C C. Wallis. MULES—We want to buy sev¬ eral mules at once. Sharp & King. Mrs. filbert Dead. On last Monday morning at 10 o’clock Mrs. Jno. S. Albert passed peacefully away at her homo in tins county. She had been in fee¬ ble health for about six mouth* but had been in bodjoulyteu days. She was a, good Christian woman and a consistent member of the Methodist church. The funeral service was conducted at Metho¬ dist church in this city a pi o’clock Tues lay evening by Revs. M. L. Troutman and Dr. H. Qiugg after which the remains were intored in j East View cemetery. To the bereaved ones we extend sympathy. —- Looking Wltliont Seeing-. ■ Perhaps you are an exception to the rule, but if you are not you have prob¬ ably on many occasions, Just after look¬ ing at your watch, been forced to ac¬ knowledge to a friend who asked you the time that you did not know what it was. Yet you undoubtedly took your timepiece out of your pocket, looked at Its face and carefully replaced it in your pocket, showing a logical se¬ quence of thought and a well defined object, which did not, however, result in leaving a sufficiently distinct im¬ pression on your mind to satisfy your friend’s curiosity as to the hour of the day. The motion was not an involun¬ tary one, like that of the boy who can¬ not too often admire his first chronom¬ eter, nor yet habitual, for few persons are merely in the habit of taking out their watches. One does so only for a specific purpose. i Now, how may this seeming contra¬ diction be accounted for? Perhaps the reason is that not once in ten times does a man look at his watch to see what the actual time is, but rather to learn whether he still has time to ac¬ complish some purpose. He may want to keep an appointment at a certain time or to be sure not to miss a boat or train. When lie takes out his watch, therefore, be instinctively looks for the hands in the position caiied for by that particular moment, and when he Beea that they have not yet reached that point he returns the watch to its resting place, with his mind relieved. The actual position of the hands real¬ ly plays no part at all in the opera¬ tion, and so when the time is asked of him he is unable to reply. In other words, he accomplishes the paradoxical feat of Intently looking at a thing with out really seeing it. Trouble With a fehicope. Continued observation with the tele¬ scope of the Yerkes observatory re¬ vealed the unpleasant existence of a number of curious streaks of light run¬ ning horizontally, .whose appearance had certainly never been noticed be¬ fore and gave rise to redoubled un¬ easiness. And yet everything seemed right with the glass viewed externally and the most searching investigation could discover no cause. At last in desperation tbe eyepiece end was unscrewed, and Professor Ellerina.n, the slimmest of the party, was bidden to crawl, as lie well could do, along in the tube itself, und see if he.could discover aught amiss. He crept along well enough, so wide is the tube, till he got beyond the center, when the-telescope began to turn over with his weight, and be would have slid down ou the top of the glass had not tbe other end been promptly seized and. held fast Then he continued his journey, aud in another moment had discovered the unsuspected author of the-mischief, an ©verindustrious spider and iier equally hardworking progeny, who had succeeded in filling up the entire end of tbe tube with a mass of cobwebs In tbe hope of catching what must have been wholly imaginary files. Tho webs aud their spiders .were care¬ fully removed, and from that day to this the behavior cf the Yerkes 40 inch glass has been all that heart could de¬ sire.—Good Words. Some Odd Mistakes. An urbah chemist advertised in his shop window: “Artificial eyes. Open all. night.” Away down south in front of the postofflee ln an inland town may have been seen this legend, “Post here letters too late for tho next mail.” In a picture of the departure of the pilgrims from Delftbaven the artist placed a large steamer in the distance leaving the harbor under full steam. All OK. Tom—So your engagement with May Is broken. 1 thought she fairly doted •n you. Dick-*- So she did, but her father was a powerful antl-dote.—St. Ixiuis Repub Uc. “Why It Bust?” We quote from The Century an an¬ ecdote related as oue of “A Woman’s Experiences „ During T . , the ., Siege of Vicks- , Speak ..... ms of fuses, the , rector told . us one day a very funny thing that he had seen during one of his trips to tosvn. Every day, as long as the siege continued, he crossed that hospital riuge and passed over the most expos ed streets on ids way to the church, always carrying with him his pocket eommunlon service, apparently stand ing an even cnance of burying the dead, comfort!' the dying or being himself brottgl t home maimed or cold in death. His leaving was a dally anguish to those who watched him vanish over tho brow of the hill. One evening, comim back in the dusk, lie saw a burly wagoner slip off his horse and got under it in a hurry. His head appeared, bobbing out first from one side, then from the other. Above him ln the air, bobbing, roo, , and , with ... a quick, uneasy motion, was a luminous spark. xVfter a full minute spent in vigorous dodging the man came out to prospect. The supposed fuse was still taere., thl “ g burning he grunted, brilliantly why “Darn don, the it ’ ( bust.- 11* had been plaj-tag lilae and seek for Cd seconds with a flne sped men of our southern lightning oug, or fli-edy! Going IBM ii Safer Business. It was Cassidy’s" first morning- as newspaper carrier. From side to side of the avenue ho hurried, dropping the moist sheets in vestibules and running them in tho space between the door ami sill. Finally he came to a house that was separated from the sidewalk by an urn studded yard. Cassidy open ed the iron gate and walked up the stone path. He knelt in the vestibule and started running- the paper under the door. An upper window was raised, and a woman’s voice called: “Is that you. Harry? You are awful late. I hear the milk carts rattling.” Cassidy thought it best to remain quiet. The voice continued: “You needn’t think I’m coming down at such an hour' The idea of you, a married man, coming home at such a time! Lost your key, as usual? Well, catch this one.” A heavy piece of brass shot two sto ries. There was a heavy fall, and the vestibule resembled a pressroom. Some one found Cassidy smoldng his pipe in the “accident ward.” “Going back to the carrier route?” they asked. “Niver once more,” responded Cassi dy. “Oi’m goin back to wur-ruk in th’ quarry. Thor’s no fallin kaes thor; only dynomited rocks.”—Chicago News. An Alianloned Test. Sir Hiram S. Maxim was once a vie tim of one of the British war office’s sudden freaks. When the Maxim quick firing gun was being tested by the government with a view to finding out its weak points, its inventor was asked to have 10,000 rounds fired at the highest possible speed. The experi rnent was successfully carried out, hut the chairman of the committee of in vestlgatiou was still unsatisfied. “That’s very well as far as it goes,” he exclaimed, “but could you guaran tec your gun to , go ou firing ... automatic- . ally at the same rate for. say, 24 hoursr “I can,” was the , quiet . reply, “and I will—on one condition.” “And that is?” “That the government finds and pays for the ammunition.” At first the committee were inclined to close with the offer, but when it was discovered tbnt 364,000 rounds would he fired and’that the cost of tile experi meat would be something like £5,760 they dispensed with the trial. vtmxius til Waste Product. A parish in tho highlands had been cut off from communication with the nearest town ov. ng !o a severe snow stormy relates The Scottish American. Supplies began to give out, and the minister was much perturbed in mind as his snuffbox was quite empty. The Sabbath came round. IIow was he tc get, through his discourse without the old of Us B 9 U«l stimulant? He appeal ed to bis faithful henchman, the sex ton. Aias, he was in a similar unsat isfactory predicament! How was it to be remedied? Andrew shook his head, thought long and suddenly disappear ed. Presently he returned with some thing resembling snuff wrapped care fuliy in paper. The minister took a hearty-pinch or two and then asked: “Where did you get it, Andrew?” “Please, sir, I just went and sweepit the pifipit oot,” was the reply. FkIv Siast-d. “No,” said the retired showman, “I won’t say that we had the biggest giant that ever happened, but it is a solemn fact what I am going to tell you. This giant had a peuchance, or whatever you call it, for trying new styles of whiskers.” “M-brn.” “Well, when he wanted a new style laid out he had to send for a landscape gardener.”—Indianapolis Press. Toads Inclosed In Rock. j Tbe {iev _ w Buckland, from experi j ments on loa ,j S i D bo i os 0 f oolitic lime- with j s t 0De and sandstone covered glass, finds that, while limestone pre¬ served them alive, sandstone killed them. His conclusion is that unless a toad imprisoned in a stone gets a little air it cauaot live a year, aud unless gets food it cannot live two years.— i London Globe. Wonid Know Later. Patient—Now, doctor, what’s mptt.-r with me, anyway? ^ be jread Consulting dear sir, do you suppose that if bnew w hat was tlie matter witli W e would have decided to hold a ■uortein?—HarpePs Bazar. _ Anxloaa ;!a Be KIs Friend. “There are plenty of men in this world,” said the head of the firm, ad dressing the cierh he had summoned b , tc lhc prlyata offlce , ~ who can trace their successes directly to what they fit flm cou , i;b;n ,d failures. I knew a man wbo « 0 , cars ag0 waa a clerk ln ft clothing sioro. His employer dis fclmr * d bim tor incompetency. He him;e ., til , ol ,.gh all the clothing stores in lowu tryinsf t0 get another job, hut couklu - t {lad 011<S and at last , almost gtarV ed, he got a pmey as a brakemau on oue o£ the railroads. Today he is i praeticallv the head of that road, draws a aa!avy of ^r,.W© n /oar and regards llie m , M * ; 10 discharged him long ago as f be best friend he ever had. Now, i he is only oue of hundreds of men who have had similar experiences. So you see wluU at first seems a misfortune : m ay often be a real blessing in dis suise/ > The young man hid a yawn behind 1 jjj 1119 8 j n ncl auu, aud tl'iukm" mu,...., of oi the me live broiled lobster he had the night before helped a certain soft eyed creature to : remove from the scene, languidly re pUefl: “Yes; I know that has frequently happened. Did you want to speak to me about anything in particular tbli morning, Mr. Yamslcyr “Oh, ho; nothing of special fmpor tanee,” the old gentleman replied, “only I'm gA»g to give you a chance to look back some day and regard me ag your best friend. Goodby. 1 hope | ' you'll have all kinds of success at whatever you decide to go at.”— Chi • cage Herald, ; ____________ • : p«„rcs nr.a Religions Hooka, | There is one kind of business, prominent accord to a New York man | j it> that docs not enjoy easy iinaii : :a conditions. It Is that of publishing de , V otional and religions literate: :'. This publisher explained this anomalous condition as follows: “When everybody is pro:-.-, oas, there is no very gr- it dem.-mfl ..-i our publications. People are happy, ad they do nut go to church to any great extent. Preachers will tell you that church aftembmee is never so good in prosperous times as it is in periods of financial straits, l “Let a panic come on however. At first our business feels it as ko. ily as ( ai iy other line. People suddenly cease buying everything except what they are obliged to have. As times fail to ■ improve, people take more to going to church. Attendance increases very perceptibly. In a few weeks we can tell it in our business. There is a greatly Increased demand for devo tional books of ail kinds. The husi ness increases, and at the .very height 1 0 f t be financial troubles we do the largest business. As times get better you can see our trade in this line of ; publications gradually drop off until, t wb en prosperity a: tin comes round, ' normal business we settle down to a j qu jt e different from the boom we bad ! been enjoying.”—New York Times. j Life Aboard and weeks an Arctic without Boat. 1 The days pass our j taking any account of them. We get j up a t 6:20 in the morning. At 7 we i feed the dogs. At 8 we have breakfast, | J ' a nd at 12 we dine. Then \ve work after till i q^o, when we have supper, and , play . cards , < j which . , we smoke , or , | chess till bedtime. It is not at all cold R T ly (i ° eS T th< \ m0 T ! j below zero. Yesterday , the sun shone | j gloriously. The ice redacted it with a I , blinding glare and in brilliant colors. ( j ! The ship the has ice. wiikf it is iood splendid all the to as- j j saulls cf see j how it breaks up ice that is sometimes , three or four f < et. thick, At other i j times, when it is even thicker, the ship j a rushed against it at full steam. The ! shock splits and breaks it very os on , j for a distance of 40 or 50 yards. The ' ■ Duke of Abruzzi is always on the bridge and loses opportunity ■. of get- . ; no ting ahead. Sometimes he docs not ' down ills meals. Whom even come to j ever we get the smallest opening, lie [ orders us to go-on, and we are glad - f ; it, because the more we advance at the , present time tho less we shall have to j do next year.—Leslie’s Monthly. • T ray* la Pwnuli, j A £ sequent trap in French for the nn I wary is the difference of meaning in similar phrases. For example, “faire feu” means to fire a gun, while “faire du feu” means to light a fire; “tomber par jerre” conveys the idea of falling \ to the ground from one’s own height, j whereas “tomber a terre” means to fall from any height—in other words, j to tumble down “trailer aud to tumble de fat” off. In ! the same way means to call a man a fop and “trader en roi” to treat him like a king. The | English word “bore” raseor” may be expressed the 'In two ways—“un gives idea of an active bore and ’une bassi noire” of a passive bore.—Academy. ; -- MosS Unwholesome. ; “I think Pi! have some of those crul- 1 lers. v said Joues at the lunch counter. “Don’t you want some?” ; “No.” replied Smith. “They don’t agree with me.” , “That so?” “Yes; I couldn’t even eat the hole in ono without getting dyspepsia.”-Phil i adeiphia Record. j | A Good Beginning. j Ee (passionately)-What difference does it make where we go on a wed ding trip? should She—But don’t you think we *pend enough money to keep up ap pearances?—Detroit Free Press, 1 There are few bearded men in China, . Men who have grandchildren may i wt ar a mustache, and many take vantage of the privilege and are , “ 0 id baJr men.” \ — -—- week In i Twice a year. In the first | ^. p yi and October, tbe Chinese carry j j® their dead. ’ ,yVIl ’sins. q. J‘A'.' , . tbnt the Uret temple of V( U , c * a ? "'*'■> constructed of wat* ' T,\AVj‘"[! If ,with J ! ’“ ot ' the inhabitants. thatch, like s ‘L RlL rtLei ^ ; tliU!i a circular cov ' vas tcnded *»' lbG " Vt ° l ^ infaEt com i uu * E , the public hearth f° Wed * unextin * f^dhr. i t \ v;:l: \ 5 10 ipIK,sea year, tv the liave sa p J *‘ ,v aJ!d tho eon * ^ • .1 V ” sbt t0 r U e . Thera— X \ '* rx * lK ; wl * l,e d( *' rlvetI "i* f ^' 00 *,. 38 f c b ‘ E ' TL T*. „ ° inhabit ” •• i....V ^ ' e ■ l' a D* ' <*odd«ss of V- V 1 ~ hearth a- by. i, \ -- ota c ~ 'but * 5 j^estie S a /thi- irr* , °* “ eSt ‘ e h'-vth L ,“ rt “ w t0 tlie l»use that, c * amn + 0 \u, c p y ” ^^.-.,1 /" 10 " n : ; i:atl V ( \ lt9 • yesta, . or common luar.h and the col on!es drived their tre fr ^ the lLt moth- 0 ei , heartb Should a vestal maiden extingShe allow the sa cred fire to become she WRS boaten by th , ,, ™ ' hfti . biood fltnvaL aiul ]lfc v it ..„ rekindled bj ndji n ng .^ tog-th- ^ er of fliy ^ 0 , bv fwwin r a T s. Tim circular form and domed roof of the temple prehistoric of csv a were sur vivala of the huts of the aborigines, which were in variably * rornd — Co-nliiil y<i ' _ Impoysfble «t the Fvice. A certain parvenu or {.rent wealth has hanging in his draw- ag room a large and hideous d.u:b ; . oils which some dealer in “i ice: o:5 hiiu to buy. He is very * ml of taking a cnll er by the arm, leading hit., before the canvas and saying Hy ? i.•!caroni di v yen know. Paid £2,COO far it in Paris and got a great bargain. F.” (’.-.ar.-ing an online t artist) “: :ivs it is worth £! 0 ,v<i 0 .” A few da.' sir.ee this gc-ntleias a was lunching at the Ar.' T ’ Hub who:, the cat came out of -l.e '■• ' P / m oue said: “F., old C'< i;ipf-:cent • that you have up; i that ; . : tal glit ■ . SJ 1 It),! A) 1 it t -us The artist answered smilingly: “I will tea you 1 : v.’ th; - happened. He asked me t? dinn; r on.* day and aft er we left the table too'.. : - to ace the picture ami ttdd ; L-us Then, turning abruptly, he asked: “ ‘IIow much is that painting worth?’ i “‘Why, Mr. < .‘ntpe’cent,’ said I. ‘I really would not like to place a value upon it.’ Well, I’ll put it differently,’ said he. ‘How much would you charge for such a picture?’ “ ‘I don’t mind saying,’ I answered, That T would not paint such a picture for £ 10 , 000 .’ I had to be civil, you know.”—Loudon - nswers. The French Cavalry at Sedan. Both banks of the Givonne were in German hands; so was Bulan, a small village nearer tc Sedan than Bazcilles, and soon after 1 o’clock no fewer than 426 German guns were hailing shells into the French army, which stood in close formations within a space meas uring less than two miles In breadth or terrible cauldron of tr , about tbis thu0 rude the French . ivalry in a heroic eudeav qi . tQ tm . n tbe fortuneB of tbe day and retrieve the honor of France. Genera! Margueritte, called by some ‘ f the star ot his arm,” was struck in the face by a bullet while riding out to recoinoiter the ground before be charg¬ ed. Ho now nan. ;d over the cavalry command to De Gallifet, who for the second time on that tremendous day led the flower of French cavalry against the enemy and for the space of half an hour charged the. German faiikH ln and agata on the hillsides : north of Sedan. S But the courage of the gallant horse i ^ %vas „n in va ; Q . The ariue blan«be wag ull ,, u .,„> ; !y n .- tched a-minst the bm . thloadi . rii1e beld steady i ba1(} „ JJ( , uo effort t)f tbe Fr ei h* I cavalry could withstand the slswly i tightening grusp of that fiery circle.— i CtMtiubeiff Journal. ; Couiuii't Follow Fti-n. i At small country church in Eng ; a ! land a newly married couple were just receiving some advice from Ice elderly vicar as to how they were to conduct themselves and so always live Imp¬ - piiy. at ..y ou UiUsi - lleve \ .. both {. get ress . , .,i.'ever V , v t0 pro ; ’ occasion “ ' v . b a" “^’^^b^b-nd , honor ° aud follow him .7 .« But Gren’t S ir”-Veaded tbe young marked bride. yet 'si- d,” the clergyman, annoyci. at the inter ruplton. s She in list”— s But. piease. sir (in esperat'ou). ■ san’t ycu alter that last pa: . iy hus¬ . band is going to be a postman.” A QnestioB. Jack's father ard mother were hav¬ ing a very heated discussion at me 1 table ono day. They entirely forgot him. aud as the argument waxed fiercer he looked from oue to the other with real concern on his chubby face, Presently during a bill he cleared the air by asking, pointedly: did “Pan i did vou marry mamma or mamma marry you?”— Brooklyn Life. It la Written. “So!” said Mi- Upjohn in his most j ^herlngly sarcastic manner, “Johnny geta a!1 bia good qualities from you, aIu) all b i s b ad ones rrom me, does be ^ answered Mrs. Upjohn,, “Certainly,” “Doesn t the triumphant but calm. Bible expressly* say that the sins of the fathers are visited upou tbe cmiureur j r-Chiaago Tmt/moe-
