The Conyers weekly. (Conyers, Ga.) 18??-1888, September 12, 1884, Image 1
YOU OB L If we could know breast the swelling tide, alone upon the oth.sule If jt were you, view? nia i walk softly, keeping death in Si; to more oft express ? should I my love you less Or should I grieve you, darling, any If it were you? If it were I, ? the moments slipping by God’a great plan, lie tilled with greater charity to man— If it were I? If we could know! We cannot, darling; and ’tis better so. 1 slionld forget, just as X do to-day, And walked along the same old stumbling way— If I could know. I would not know Which of us, darling, will be first to go. ) „,ilv wish the space may not be long Between the parting and the greeting song; But when, or where, or how we’re called togo— not know. I would —Every Saturday. A WIDOW BY PROXY. Should you wish to know to what height artistic gardening can be brought let me advise you to pay a visit to Haar¬ lem (in Holland), where near the beau¬ tiful park filled with deer, which makes such a beautiful walk, you will find the famous horticulturist, Claereboets. After he has shown you his astonishing collec¬ tion of tulips, hyacinths, carnations, anemones, crowsfeet, camelias, prim¬ roses, cowslips, cactus and pelargonium, you will be delighted. Try and per¬ suade him to allow you to see his six remaining daughters and you will be dazzled. It is the story of the seventh, or rather the first, which I am about to tell you. Just as this worthy man, who has remained poor, although his con¬ servatories are full of treasures, told it me last year. At the end of the year 1882 he had seven daughters on his hands. How¬ ever, the Misses Claereboets were as virtuous as they were lovely, as sensible as they were poor, alas! and their appe¬ tites were only equaled by their virtue. One winter evening, at the end of one of those meals which absorbed all the profits of the business, Claereboets lighted his pipe, and with a mysterious air drew from his pocket a Ietter%ith a foreign postmark. “Guess who has written to me ?” he said. Seven pairs of well-developed shoul¬ ders shrugged simultaneously, expres¬ sive of ignorance. “"Why, Mieheels Maassen, the son of our former neighbor, the contractor. He is the cashier of Planter Van Meeruyr, in Java. He wishes to settle down, and seeks one of your hands in marriage,” “Which one, papa?” exclaimed five somewhat tremulous voices. “It’s the same to him. He was eleven years old when lie left. He is now twenty-eight, so you may understand that he has no choice. It is for you to decide, and I am going to take your opinion, beginning at the eldest. Well, Mina, will you marry Micheels ?” “Yes, papa,” replied the eldest Miss Claereboets, without hesitation. She was a magnificent blonde, twenty-four years old. Around the silent room six discreetly subdued sighs were heard. “Right, my child,” said the father, as quietly as if it had been the matter of delivering a hundred hyacintheh. “Micheels is a good fellow, with excel¬ lent references. He sends his deed, all in order, to the lawyer for the marriage. We will avail ourselves of its being fall to consumate the affair, so that you shall not arrive there fn the hot weather.” Three weeks later Mina had become Mrs. Maassen. When I say had, it re¬ quires some explanation. The Dutch, the best colonists in the world and the most practical people I kuow of, have devised an easy means by which their single friends settled in the Antipodes can easily be married in the metropolis. To make the bridegroom pass two months at sea, thereby to attend the registry for ten minutes aDd the church for perhaps double that time was a bar¬ barity. To send out the intended was dangerous. She might find the suitor eaten up by a tiger. To get over this the Dutchman insti¬ tuted marriage by proxy. For instance, you may be at Sumatra and you wish a frue looking helpmate. You have noth¬ ing to do but to send to a friend at Rot¬ terdam or Utrecht a power of attorney to act on your behalf. He marries her without charging any commission what¬ soever; she carries her title deeds away with her. He registers her in the first steamer and four or five months after the order is given the commission is ex¬ ecuted and delivered. Thus the beautiful Mina, who had seen many 0 f ber friends married in the same way, did not consider the process anything unusual. She cried a little, however, as she embarked on a superb steamer belong¬ ing to the “Koninkylke Nederlandsehe stoomboot Maatschappy” and saw her native land disappearing. Presently the Batavia got out to sea und then she was too much otherwise engaged to be able to find time to cry and she never came out of her stateroom till they reached Suez, Then awful The Conyers Weekly ■ ® VOL. VII. storms arose, the shaft broke and they reached Colombo by sailing, arriving jusfi in time to catch the boat for Singa poor. Mina was so ill ,as to be uncon¬ scious. She was carried from one ship to another again they were at sea, the only difference she realized being that the basin close to her v/as of china in¬ stead of copper. She arrived at Singapoov in a pros¬ trate condition imagining her last hour bad come. Again she was transferred like a bit of baggage to another steamer and two days later they arrived at Ba¬ tavia. At last a fourth boat landed her at Samarang. Here she found herself in the abode of the Dutch Consul, ly¬ ing on a couch which seemed to be toss¬ ing up and down, although on dry land, till she thought she would be thrown out on the floor. She was just lamenting the inatten¬ tion of every one to her, when a young man with fair mustache and straight forward-locking blue eyes entered the office of the Consul, who was busily writing to catch the mail. “I am expecting a voung woman from Europe, whom I have married by proxy,” said the visitor, “and I have come to make inquiries.” ‘‘She has , just ... been brought , , . here, , „ smd the official, without stopping his writing. “She is in a very bad state, and you would do me a favor by taking her off my couch as soon as possible. Leave your address and the baggage will be forwarded. The meeting of the . be . pair may im agined. He timid, she a weakened, prostrate ghost of her former self. The young colonist was, however, zr^&’srsiKSiVB Samarang depot. The train took them half way to Djokjokarta, where two al most nude men lifted the well-nigh in sensible Mina out. An hour later she was seated next to her legal husband on the rough ensh ions of a two-wheeled cart, drawn by two jogging oxen, which shook her ter ribly. However, Mina felt better. She looked up at her husband, and was pleased with his appearance. Gun in hand, he seemed to watch furtively every nook and cranny as they passed, but paid her no attention. This seemed strange to her. “You are safe?', very fond of sport, it seems T~ she Tn a semf-reproacfifnl tone. These wero the first words she had uttered to her companion. “I never was so frightened at meeting game as I am at this moment. This is a lovely climate, and I hope you will like the country; but it has one disad vantage. After six o’clock in the even ing it is infested with tigers, who prowl about in search of what they may de vour, so that it is best to remain at home after that hour. However, we have passed the most dangerous part, and we are getting near home. Poor Mina! Site no longer wished to talk. She trembled from head to foot, At last they arrived at a fine bungalow, raised off the ground, to avoid the snakes . and t adders, vi with • ,1 verandahs , * all n around. On the steps stood a pale, thin old lady, who came forward, attracted by J the noise of wheels. She was Mina’s mother-in-law. , “What, my child, you here already ?” cried the old lady, much surprised. “We did not expect you until next week.” “We had an accident on the way, madame.” “That would delay rather tbanaecel erate your arrival. However, here you are ; that is the mam thing. Be wel come, my child. You must be hungry. “Oh, madame, I only want sleep. If you only knew what a journey I have iiad “Don’t make any excuses my child ..., I will get your room ready at once, ana take you there myself. An hour later Mina slept beneath the waving Punkah, wrapt m sweet sleep and pleasant dreams. “Do you know youwiL have a pretty wife ?” said the mother on rejoining her son under the verandah. “It is astonishing how little she re sembles the photograph your uncle once sent of her.” “Yes,” said the young man, "she is verv lovely. I would like to go early to the" church, mother; because, after all, we have not been regularly married.” On the morrow, Mina came down all pink and white. Did you sleep well, dear Anna ? said her husband for the first time kissing his wife’s forehead. “But,” said the young woman, smil ing my name is not Anna; my name is Mina-Mina Claereboets. Had you al ready forgotten it ?” “What!” cried the colonist, pale as death “are vou not Anna—Anna Tans ’ , p 6 “Great God 1 and you” vl am called Hans Yan Hasselt. Don’t you come from Edam ? Isn’t your father a «i)4ese merchant ?” CONYERS, ROCKDALE 00., GA„ FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 1884. “He is a gardener near Haarlem. I have married Micheels Maassen, cashier of the house of Van Meeruyt. Here is my certificate of marriage.” Hans seized the papers, with trembling hand, and glanced over them hurriedly. “Mother,” said he to old Mrs. Yan Hasselt, who at that moment entered, arrayed in her finest robes, “a misfor¬ tune has occurred. I made a Et*3take at Samarang. The young lady belongs to another.” The matron was a sensible woman. In a moment she understood all. It was certainly hard on her son, already three parts in love with a woman who was not for him, and whose husband would have to be found in an island fifteen hundred miles away, and he woula have to be found before the real Mrs. Hans appeared on the scene, else she would have two daughters-in-law on her hands. Without losing a day, they started off with Mina, who tnought rest would never come to her. The only plan was to go to the Consuls of the various islands till they heard news of the happy Maassen, to whom he would have to give up Mina, to be replaced by the homely original of his photograph. To less resigned natures the position would have been insufferable, but these twQ contcnted them8elves in the ha PP i ^ of seeing each other daUy . H ans ^ more ill loV6 d with Mina< ^ ^ , of ten shed a teal . when gbe Jooked ftt the false Mieheels . T(m dayg bad already elapsed in visit rag the ports most inhabited by Euro _ Batavi C heribon, Tagot, Im¬ alon Thc trio often becamo a duo, for Mina Btm suffered at sea. Every Jmd been tried even to Sourabaya, «* - 1 “ ~ *—-**-^» them a clew. In the hotel where they alighted, and were telling tke tale for the ninety-ninth time, they were stopped ll t the first word. “Micheels Maassen! He was here tour days ago. A strange adventure happened to him. He was expecting a woman by the steamer whom he had married by proxy, on the other and the agent had given him another one. Maassen was not pleased f° r the exchange was not for the better, “I believe you,” said Hans, with a confidential air. “Sut what did he do with my wife ?” “Oh! she’s yours? Well, he took ber away> feeling sure that the real hus >band WO uld follow to claim her and br j D g b i m his own. He even left his address. He lives on the other side of tbe } s i and) be tween Pourworedjo and Patvan.” “Well,” said Hans, “here’s a cool k i nd 0 f a cns tomer I One would im ag j ne w itli nm that it was . rather a matter of a cbang0 of nmbre llas in a cafe than of fl lniman bciug . Here we ^ again> for an eight days - journey.” some days at sea a furious tor nado arose, sweeping everything away; Hgbtning flashcd> thunder rolled, and the monster waves rose like huge mount aiiw on every side By a miracle , the ship J was saved. In the morning all were gmpri8ed surprised to find themselves alive, , the captain more than any. Everything was .gone; the compasses were nnset; but he knew these seas so well that it made no difference. “I ought to have an island in front of me just here,"he remarked, with a deep oath, “but I see nothing.” After seeking for the island half a day it was found to have disappeared entire ly with all its inhabitants. So they made for a neighboring town, ^ ^ tbig eyer {amoTls night the neigh borir)gtown and the authorities to whom ^ captain bad intende d making his re rt bad als0 disappeared. It was no ]oEger a qaestion of the plantation of Yan Meeruyt, of the cashier of the bank ^ ^ poor Hang and Mina widow and widower, that is to say free j do n’t think they wept much over _ tbeir respective and unkno wn spouses, Tbey ^ not be able to marry for gom6 we eks. The Dutch law enacts ^ widowg not marry within a period of the death of thir hus _ bands BO that H ans must submit to ’ wait. A Metamorphosed Tratnp. An unknown man whose feet were cut off by a freight train at Ene, Peuua., turns out to be John Oscar Graham, a graduate of Dublin College and for merly a civil engineer in the English ser vice. He says he left Ireland five years ago to acquire wealth in order to carry out a fixed purpose in life, and that the large amount of bills and bonds found in his waistband are the savings of toil, He has been working as a day.labore, under an assumed name and stole a nde rather than draw upon bis treasure to pay his fare to Erie. He deposes that the conductor of the Nickel Flate freight deliberately knocked him off a running train, raining blows npon him with a lamp. THE LIKE-KILN CLUB. J5ro. Gardner Discourses at Length on the “Age of Wisdom.” [From the Detroit Free Press.] “De odder ebenin’ I heard an orator 6ay da t d is was de aige of wisdom,” re marked Brother Gardner, as the meet¬ ing opened in perfect harmony. “Let ns analyze de assertion an’ see what it am made of. “Has dar eber bin an aige when de records showed more commercial fail nres ? “Has dar eber bin an aige when statesmen made more foolish speeches ? “Has dar eber bin an aige when de people displayed more reckless extrava¬ gance ? For ebery one man workin’ on a salary who saves a dollar a week twenty rm libin’ bey and what dey aim. “Has dar eber bin an aige when mur¬ der, robbery, embezzlement, an’ de od¬ der crimes on de calendar, war’ mo’ heard of ? It am an aige in which you may doubt your kindest naybur and best friend. “Has dar eber bin an aige in which reckless speoulashun, gross mismanage¬ ment, .corrupshun in high an’ low places, conspiracy to defraud, queer decishuns by courts, queer ackshuns by Congressmen, an’ a gineral disregard of honor an’ honesty wax’ so plain befo’ de eyes of de people ? “De aige of wisdom—yarn 1 “An’ dat same orator asserted dat de next ginerashnn would solve all scien¬ tific problems, make great advances in invenshuns, oontrol de elements an’ live on a fur higher plane. Let ns see. “Take de present ginerashnn, an’ fur ebery one perfeckly healthy man I’ll fin’ you nine who am ailin’. De majority smoke, chew, drink, keep onreasonable hours an’ prepar’ demselves fur de grave at fifty. Consumption, liber complaint, dyspepsia, kidney disease, neuralgia, rheumatism an’ scrofula am ebery-day complaints. Drunkenness, gluttony an’ immorality no longer excite surprise. Dat’s de seed fur plantin’ de next gin erashun. “Fin’me one perfeckly healthy wo , man an’ I’ll fin’ you fifty who am ailin’. Take boaf sides of de longest square in Detroit, or any odder American city, an it won’t average two healthy women, no matter how clusly de houses am built. Newralgia, rheumatism, weak backs, near-sightedness, terrible headaches an’ cancers, tumors and a dozen odder ail¬ ments am keepin* de dootahs busy. Paint, powder, thin shoes, thin clothes, reckless exposure an’ a total disregard of common sense in eberyfing am de cause. Dat’s de groun’ in wnioh to sow de wheat. “De nex’ ginerashnn in dis kentry will need to double up our idiot an’ insane asylums. State prisons an’ jails will need to be enlarged. Honesty an’ mor¬ ality -will be strangers in de land, an’ friendship will have a mighty lonesome time. De seed an’ de groun’ am ready, an’ de crop will come in due time. I say to you dat dis am de open doah to de black man. Lib soberly, sensibly an’ widout abuBe. Lib morally an’ hon¬ estly. Consult your health in your dress an’ diet. Avoid whatever will de¬ grade you morally an’ injure you physi¬ cally, an’ de second ginerashnn from dis will make do laws fur de white man an’ Iran his kentry. De one am deteriorat¬ ing, de odder am creepin’ up. De black man has de bowers in his hand.” Lead Roofs. • With reference to the durability of iead roofs one of our subscribers draws attention to a statement that occurs in the letter of a foreign correspondent of ane of the daily papers, writing about the Tower of London. The White Tower was built by William the Con-, queror. It is a quadrangular structure 116 feet by 96 feet and 92 feet high. The external walls are 15 feet in thick ness. Tt has a lead roof and was built in the year 1070. Accordingly, argues the writer quoted, it has stood upward of 800 years and is said to be in excellent condition at the present time. This writer’s statements, it may be remarked, are not altogether satisfactory. It is possible that the roof in question has been repaired in the time mentioned, if not wholly replaced one or more times. We speak simply from the probabilities of the case and not from absolute know-1 edge. The fact that the building was erected 800 years ago and covered with a lead roof is hardly proof that lead roofs, last 800 years. Who Can Tkol Whv ?—“Why is it that a man, whenever he passes a broom lying in the front hallway, always stands stock still and shouts till he is black in the face for the chambermaid to come and pick it np instead of picking it up himself and placing it where it belongs? But, then, some men have good reason to bo afraid of a broomstick, however tailed its oondmon.” NO. 27. GREEDY PENSION AGENTS. Seeking to Defraud Claimants Under tk. New Fee Daw. A Washington dispatch says: The in¬ satiable greed which characterizes a good many claim agents and pension at¬ torneys is likely to lead some of them into trouble in the near future. Among the last acts of Congress was the passage of a law raising the legal fee for prosecu¬ ting a claim for pension or bounty land from $10 to not more than $25, as might be agreed upon between the attorney and his client, and approved by the Commissioner of Pensions. As might be expected some of the dishonest claim agents have taken advantage of this law to bleed their clients to the full limit. Circulars have been prepared and sent out to their clients and others entitled to pensions, declaring that under the new law the applicant for a pension or bounty land is required to pay the at¬ torney $25. Blank contracts are sent with the circulars for the applicant to fill out, binding him to pay the sum named, and care is taken not to intimate that the legal fee is only $10 and that the agent can claim no higher sum un¬ less by the voluntary consent of the ap¬ plicant. Commissioner Dudley has heard of these attempts to swindle ex¬ soldiers and their relatives, and it is understood that he proposes to make things unpleasant for such attorneys as bring cases before him under contracts obtained by such fraudulent circulars. In order to protect as far as possible ap¬ plicants for pensions the Commissioner has prepared a form of fee contract which he will require all pension attor¬ neys to nse. This form, which has been approved by Secretary Teller, gives the amount of fee agreed upon and whatpart of It is charged by the agent for postage and other expenses. The contraot must be signed by two witnesses and is to be executed in duplicate without additional cost to the claimant. Some of the claim agents object strongly to making a sepa¬ rate item for expenses but the Commis¬ sioner insists that this must be given in order that be may know just what the agent is receiving from the client. The most distressing feature to the attorneys, however, is the printing on the back of the contract of a copy of the statute regulating the fees, together with a prominently displayed notice to claim¬ ants that the contract is permissible un¬ der the law but not compulsory. It will be difficult under the forms prescribed by the Commissioner for claim agents to defraud their clients without detection and exposure. A Beautiful Snow Slide. The Denver, Col., News says; One of the grandest snow slides that ever oc¬ curred in Colosado took place a few days ago just back of the Upper Twin Lakes. Judge Harlan, an eyewitness, says it was the most sublime sight he ever wit¬ nessed. Just back of Twin Lakes are Pomeroy, Gordon and Francis Gulches, on each side of which the mountains rise thousands of feet. The sides of these giants of the Rockies had been covered during tbe heavy and protracted storms with an enormous depth of snow, until the weight had become such that it could be sustained no longer. The judge says that, as it happened, he was standing where he could see the ava¬ lanche perfectly. All at once his ears were greeted with a low, rumbling sound tbat seemed like the roar of a distant storm, and almost simultaneous¬ ly an immense volume of snow began to move down the mountain side in one of the gulches toward the road. The agi¬ tation seemed to break loose the snow from rts moorings in the other two gulches, and almost before one had time to think hundreds of acres of snow were coming down the mountain with a roar like thunder, and filling the air with spray as they tore through the trees and carried everything before them. As they descend^ them velocity increased until the rapidity with whioh the great field of snow and debris came down was something terrific. The dis tance, he says must have been a mil, from where the avalanche started to the valley where it stopped So deep was the snow that a grove of quaking asp, whose trees were from twenty to forty feet high, was completely buried from sight. Logs a foot and a half m thick ness, that lay m the way of the slide, were snapped in two like straws; trees that were too tall to be covered up were torn from their rooted place in the mountain sides and carried like leaves with the avalanche. The velocity of air produced by the avalanche blew down trees that were clear outside of the slide. Fortunately, no one was in the way and no lives were lost. A Project. —The project of having policemen detailed daily to weigh retail coal and telivered to the customers at see that the full weight is given, is now agitated at San Francisco. PARK AND GARDEN. Obohaud and Fecit Garden.—D e¬ cide whether to dispose of surplus and inferior fruit by making it into vinegar or by drying or evaporating it. Trees will be broken by careless pickers; saw off all injured limbs. The appleworm may be diminished by picking up and destroying fallen fruit or allowing the pigs to do it. Bands of carpet, bagging or other fabric, fastened around the tranks of apple trees with a single long tack, will catch many apple worms. Ex¬ amine weekly and kill. If trees set last spring suffer from drouth, mulch them, or keep the soil loose. The fall web worm spins its nest in summer also. At its first appearance cut away the twig to which the nest is attached and crush the worms. Young trees may have their shape controlled by pinching the ends of shoots that grow too vigorously. When the blackberry and raspberry crops are off cut away the canes that have borne fruit. The new stems of blackberries should be stopped when five feet high, those of raspberries at three or four feed. Keep strawberry beds free of weeds. Plant new beds with plants rooted in pots. Whitish spots on the under side of grape leaves are mildew. Dust sulphur with a sulphur bellows at once. Large caterpillars and beetles must be hand¬ picked. Continue to pinch laterals. - Agriculturist. Cams on Meadows. —A farmer visit¬ ing me last spring remarked: “I can¬ not understand how you wintered so much stock, when you had only six acres of grass to cut. I kept about three times as much stock as you did and mowed over just ten times as much land.” By this time our “Walks and Talks” had brought us to the six acres which is to be mowed this year, “Yon have been rolling this,” he said, “No,” I replied, “it looks as though it had been rolled, but those are the swaths of of the 6-foot mower used to cut the rowen last fall after wheat. We had al¬ most two loads per acre of pretty, good hay.” “Well, now I begin to under¬ stand,” said he; “I wondered, if you had wheat there last year, what had be¬ come of the stubble. But, my friend, I cannot do such a thing as that. Grass will not grow like that for me. ” Knowing that it would if it had a fair chance, I began to question him to find out where the trouble was. I found that he carefully saved the manure made, on his farm, and used it to good advan¬ tage. His rotation was a good one, and he was well supplied with improved tools, and was in the habit of using them freely. But the trouble came out at last; he let his stock run on the meadows and wheat stubble in he fall al¬ ways, and sometimes, when he was short of hay in the spring. Now, in his case, as I frankly told him, this was probably the main reason why he was Bhort of hay; why he had to mow over 60 acres to get what might have been grown on 20 acres. No man could think of turning his stock on his wheat or com or oats, although they mi; lit en¬ dure to be gnawed off and trampled on for a time and afterward make part of r crop. We give them mellow ground t« grow on, protected from the trampling of stock, and from being bitten off an d injured while they were youug and ten¬ der. Why not treat the growing grass as well ? Why not give it the best pos¬ sible chance to grow and yield largo crops of hay instead of abusing it in every way ? The grass lot, if properly aS ed—if given a fair chance—-will yield about as much net profit as any field of the farm oftentimes, although the money does not come as directly, i>er haps, as from the wheat or potato crop. Why is it that so many farmers still allow their cattle to pick and tramplec: their grass grounds (and pastures are often injured as well as mowing lots) during the fall and winter and spring * It is partly, perhaps, because they do not realize that they are losing by the practice; partly to save work—they do not keep help enough to run the farm to its full capacity—and partly became they have “too many irons in the fire. They are “over-busy fanners.”— T. B. Terry, in the Country Gentleman. The New Army Step. El £ mon8 Clark, of the New York ^ Regiment) was ^fced by » m m reporter w hat he thought of the oh of p re8 cribed for the United g tates Armyj especially that whicb effec t8 the length of step and ce - Jence for marching . The Colonel said , hat fae waij not pre p are d at present to Hpcak at length * regard to the matte,, btR be wfl8 under the impression that ^ c & bad met with generftl dis fayor Iu faot he had not heard any fa q q{ . fc ^ by miIi . ^ t eu The experience of two thou Y(}ar9 had ta , ht those interested ^ matterfl ^ the tw9nty .eight: jucb was the be8t medium thaS con , d be arrived at in a reg i m ent or of men j iu height from five iucbes to 81X feet two jnc hes or Even twenty-eight inches was >* | ! long stride for a man five feet ■ eigbc j inches and under to keep up for an;.*, ! length of time, and most men of that} height had to stretch their legs pretty well in marching. No action would b-» taken in regard to the matter hy tiuj militia of this city till October, whern active drilling begins. Paper—H olyoke, Mass., is expect* I soon to become not only the great«I paper manufacturing, but the greatest paper exporting city in the world.