Conyers weekly. (Conyers, GA.) 1895-1901, July 13, 1895, Image 1
S epiwf? /V V5 / o TOE STORY OF FRANCIS CLUDDE. E y staitlit J. WEYMAN. [Copy riglit. by Cassell Publishing Co. Ail rights reserved. 1 SYNOTSIA Mary is queau of England. uncle, Francis Sir ClufUR is living with Ids Anthony, ami his cousin Petronilla, Sir Anthony’-* daughter. Gardiner, bish „n of Winchester, pays a visit to Sir Antlmny, and being a Catholic is dis hy Francis, who is at heart a Proton"*- OH APT KB IL-Gardi ner tells Francis who bis father is, that, he i< a fritter and informer, and offers to make the young man’s fortune if he will enter his service as a spy. Francis as k s for time to reply and runs away, iiit-u'lingj to carve out his own fortune. Hf,_fje~i- Gardiner, overtaken against by Clarence, whom he ‘ in- an agent-if mob by telling them the man cites the is a press gang leader, and escapes on Clarence’s horse and with his dispatches IV,—Francis goes to an inn at St. Al¬ bans, and showing the dispatches is thought to be a queen’s courier. Cla¬ rence arrives, and lie escapes with the aid of a waiting maid, V. and VI.—He reaches London and Venders aid to two women, He and the women escape in a boat, are attacked, and Francis is stun ned, VII,— They are re-cued and put in board a vessel bound for Holland. One of the women proves to be the Duch css of Stiff i!k, who has married a man tamed Bertie, The other is a kinswo¬ man named Anne Brandon. Bertie R on beard too. Being Piotegtants, they werJ fleeing from England. Francis tells* them hi? name is Carey. Vi il — Thev ascend the river Rhine in a boat, un i reach tlic house of a friend named I.ind-t om. IX, X and XL—C ar e y saves Dymphna, Landstrom's daughter from the violence of a soldier and kill* tbe man. They decile to bury the Spaniard, but Carey sees a ghost. Van Tree, Dyntphna’s , lover, warns them (bat they are discovered, and they flee. XII.—They reach Emmerich by boat. The Dutchman’s pa. iy go to Sauron, while Carey, Bertie and the two woinen start for Wesel on horseback. XIII.— They are delayed by Hoods, and the Sp niards, led by Clarence, corue The up with them. Carey disperses tliem. rivers being flooded, they turn toward Siauton. Bertie by mistake kills one of the town guard.' XIV.—They reach Sniton, but are besieged in the gate house by the townsfolk, furious at the death of a citizen. Lmdstrom appears a n d gains release for the party, provi¬ ded the man who struck the fatal blow be given up. To save Bertie, who is ban, Carey surrenders. XV and XVT —He is tried and condemned to death. While being lei to the scaffold he is pardoned by the Duke of Gleves, who opportunely arrives, and Garry’s real name is found out. CHAPTER XVII. . looking “Hoity, toity!” the duchess cried again, from one to another of us when Aune had disappeared. “What has come to the little fool? Has sho gono crazy?” I shook my head, too completely at sea even to hazard a conjecture. Master Ber¬ tie shook his head also, keeping liis eyes glued to tho door, as if ho could not be¬ lieve Anne had really gone. T snid nothing to frighten her,” my lady protested. should Nothing at all,” I answered. For bow the announcement that my real tame was Cludcio terrify Mistress Anne Brandon nearly out of her senses? thoughtful Well, no,” Master Bertie agreed, his face more thoughtful than tsual, “so far as I hoard, you said notb a hotter think, my jearn dear, that you liad follow her and what it is. She ■oust be ill.” The duchess sat down. “Iwiil go by er! ’i hy,” sho sujd coolly, at which I was tot much surprised, for 1 have always re harked that women havo less sympathy «th other womon’s ailments,‘especially "t the nerves, than have men. tor the moment I want to scold this ™re, silly boy here!” sho continued, ooiing so kindly at me that 1 blushed •ga::! and forgot all about Mistress Anile. R think of him leaving bis home to be -Mse a wandering his squire of dames merely father was a—well, not quite tat ha would havo liked him to he! I tomcniber something about him,” she ntinued, pursing up her lips and nod ttg her head at us. “I fancied him dead, owever, years ago. But there! if every 6 whose father were not quito to his lik J h°mo and went astraying, Master rancis, ail sensible folk would turn inn «cpers and make their fortunes.” It was not only that which drove me Wired 1 “Plained. “The bishop of Hand”— gave me clearly to under wi kaw*ol“ lat Cuton inSCd was not tho place for “ y ,ady 80ornfull f ^ Wit! toversiomirv interest in rhn nrnnertv' ^he P i you and your father out of wav J® 8 4 wly vour girl cousin I. left ’ his interest ■ mach mort ,iij. i rj Jon e , 0 see?” " ' ^recalled the whet Martin Luther had said ttought cuckoo But I have since hyphen that probably they botli wronged „ of Gardiner “rij in this.' ' hi-j Ho was not a N nal to his p ettr aD d e-statewa3 o-ri-e «iely !ii„i. m/a™ r thfnb that hi= i im, ... ? Coton was chinflv de-ire to use laps 5 services ahrnriiT„ ririmriauri conjunction oer per ^eventi-iim’a With remoter ~ . and darker plan *? tort dc J otl51 .K L ho Cludd “ *ttl<i haVe UrCh ' YU 11 ‘'“I Ct ^ *onld LvTa Jm h n ,P° | ia " SSib,e ghter had c- a “ Z d certainly y haV ® f ’ a nu j? f f 1 ” 1 Qurpn Gary’s M lasting , favor. I . if k ecanThis r a e ^ToTuc 5 "f m a hiHtv ^^en- toDCTs u ado S *^J3 Ham- had mu“b en-ieb^ uT-was a sorenoinwiththeouceu and CONYERS, GA., SATURDAY, JULY 13, 1895. fiient. “Tlio strangest thing of all,” the duch¬ ess continued, with alacrity, ‘-scorns to mo to bo this—that if he had not meddled with you ho would not have had his plans in regard to us thwarted. If ho had not driven you from homo, yon would never have helped m.e to escape from London nor been with us to fail ids agents.” “A higher power tin,n the chancellor ar ranged that! said Master Bertie emphat lcally. “ Well, ut any rate, I am glad that you are you!” the duchess answered, rising gnyly. "A Cludde? Why, one feels at home again, and yet,” she continued, her lips trembling suddenly and her eyes fill¬ ing with tears as sho looked at me, “there was never house raised yet on nobler deed than yours.” “Go, go, go!” cried her husband, seeing my embarrassment. “Go and look to that foolish girl!” “I will! Yet stop!” cried my lady, pausing when she was half way across the Door and returning, “I was forgetting that I have another letter to open. It is very odd that this letter was never opened before,” sho continued, producing that which lind lain in my haversack. “It lias had several narrow escapes. But this time I vow I will seo inside it. 1’ou givo rue leave?” “Oh, yes,"I said, smiling. “I wash my hands of it. Whoever tho Mistress Clarence to whom it is addressed may bo, it is enough that her name is Clarence! We have suffered too much at his lianas.” “I open it, then,” my lady cried dra¬ matically. I nodded. She took her hus¬ band’s dagger and out tho green silk which bound the packet and opened and read. Only a few words. Then sho stopped, and looking off the paper shivered. ‘‘I do not understand this,” sho murmured. “What does it mean?” “No good, I’ll be sworn!” Master Ber tio replied, gazing at her eagerly. “Read it aloud, Katherine.” “ 'To Mistress A--B--. lam adver¬ tised by my trusty agent, Master Clarence, tiiat lio hath benefited much by your aid in tlic matter in which I have employed him. Such service goetli always for much, and never for naught, with jne. In which belief confirm yourself. For tho present, working with him as heretofore, bo secret, and on no account let your true senti¬ ments come to light. So you will be tlio move valuable to me,’oven as it is more easy to unfasten a barred dour from within than from without.’ ” Here the duchess broke off abruptly and turned on us a faco full of wonder. “ What does it mean?” slio asked. “Is that all?” her husband said. “Not quite,” she answered, returning to it and reading; “ ‘Those whom you liavo hitherto served have too long made a mockery of sacred things, but tiieir cup is full, and tlio busi¬ ness of seeing that they drink it Both with me, who am not wont to be slothful in these matters. Bo faithful and secret. Good speed and faro you well. “ ‘STE. W inton.’ ” “Ono tiling is quito clear,” said Master Bertie slowly. “That yon and I are tho persons whose cup is full. You remember how you once dressed up a clog in a rochet and dandled it before Gardiner? And it is our matter ill which Clarence is em¬ ployed. Then who is it who has been co¬ operating with him, and whose aid is of so much value to him?” “‘Even as it is easier,’” I muttered thoughtfully, “ ‘to unfasten a barred door from within than from without.’ ” What was it of which that strango sentenco re¬ minded me? Ha! I had it. Of the night on which wo had fled from Master Lind strom’s house, when Mistress Anno liad been seized with that odd fit of pervorse ness and had almost opened the door look ing upon tho river in spite of all I could say or do. It was of that the sentenco re minded me. “To whom is it addressed?” I asked abruptly. “To Mistress Clarence,” 1117 lady an swered “No—inside, I mean.” “Oh! to Mistress A--B--. But that gives us no clow,” she added, “It is a disguise. You see, they are tho two first letters of the alphabet.” So they were, and the initial letters of Anno Brandon! I wondered that tho duchess did not seo it; that she did not at onto turn ber suspicions toward the right quarter. But she was, for a woman, sin gularly truthful and confiding, and she saw nothing. lie seemed I looked at Master Bertie. puzzled, fy discerning, I fancy, how strange the allusions pointed to Mistress Anne, but not daring at once to draw the infer enee She was his wife’s kinswoman by marriage, albeit a distant one, and much indebted to bor. Sho liad been almost as his own sister. She was young and fair and to associate treachery and ingratitude Mr ”“ a “‘ l0 ° Jatto'rtW Wh/lSl “flUitS » see a ^IcoullidV^firi^umofmy ■ r vague £r s£ stasu now, l couni nuu a cun * idea in a dozen things which had befallen , ,, the w. had lsbked on tbTdS tne day whenttS wnen i miu first brought out e 6 r > S *Trmn'enTered Clareuec s interview vvith but, as I now guessed, Anne, wearing her cloak. I recalled the manner hi which sho had used jne to persuade Master Bertie to take the Wesel instead of the Santon road, Xo doubt she had told Clarence to follow in that direction, if by any chance woes caped him on the island. And her despair vtben she heard in the church porch that I had killed Clarence at the ford! And Her utter abandonment to fear-poor guil ty thing!—when she thought that all her toices had oulv led her with us to a dreadful death! These things, in tlio light ir> w which ' nm I now viewed them, were cogent ^ ^ luus nJL" t have been written to some ono .hnnt said tbe duchess at length, -To some one d"mr/ in our confidence. ‘On our side of too as lie calls it.” .. thot is certain,” 1 said. “And on ™ tbe wrapper he stales her Mis Now. who" “Who could it have been:* That is tho question wo havo to answer,” Master Ber tie replied dryly. Hearing his voice, I knew he had eomo at last to the same con- you may CisiTihis the servants rrom rr.e in¬ quiry,” ho continued. "Tho bishop of Winchester would scarcely write to them in iliac style.” “Dismiss the servants? Then who is left!-” she protested. “I think”— Ho lost courage, hesitated and broke off. Sho looked at. him wuu deringly. Jie turned tome, and gaining conflrll)atioll Xroul my nod beg un «g« lin. ..j think 1 s j, ou](1 ask A -- jj--... ho said. "A--II--?” sho cried, still not see¬ ing ono whit. “Yes; Anno Brandon,” ho answered sternly. Sho repeated his words softly and stood a moment gazing at lilm. In that mo¬ ment sho saw it all. Shesatdown sudden Jy on the chair beside her and shuddered violently, as if siie had laid her hand un wittingly upon a snake. “Oh, liichard,” sho whispered, “it is too horrible!’ “I four it is too true,” lio answered gloomily. I shrank from looking at them, from meeting her eyes or his. I felt as if this shamo lind come upon us all. Tlio thought that tho culprit might walk into tlio rqom at any moment filled me with terror. I turned away and looked through tho win¬ dow, leaving tlio husband and wife to¬ gether. •‘Is it only the name you are thinking of?” she muttered. “No,”lio answered. “Before I left Eng¬ land to go to Calais I saw something pass between them—between her and Clarence —which surprised me. Only in tlio con¬ fusion of tlioso last days it slipped from my memory for the time. “I see, ” sho said quietly. “The villain!” Looking back on the events of tlio last week, I found many things made plain by tho lurid light now cast upon them. I un \ u m c !b\ m €SSm ilrl F V J£T “Not quite," she answered derstand how Master Lindstrom’s vase had eomo to be broken when we were dis¬ cussing tho letter, which, in my hands, must have been a perpetual terror to the girl, I discerned that she had purposely sown dissension between myself and Van Tree and recalled bow she had striven to persuade us not to leave tho island; then liow she had induced us to take that un¬ lucky road, finally how on the road her horse had lagged and lagged behind, de¬ taining us all when every minute was precious. Tlio things all dovetailed into one another. Each by itself was weak, but together they formed a strong scaffold—a scaffold strong enough for tho hanging of a man, if she had been a man! The others appealed to me, tho duchess feverishly anxious to bo assured one way or the other. The very suspicion of the existence of such treachery at her side seemed to stifle her. Still looking out of the win¬ dow, I detailed tho proofs I diavo men¬ tioned, not gladly, heaven knows, or in any spirit of revenge, but my duty was rather to my companions, who had been truo to me, than to her. I told them tho truth as far as I knew it. The whole wretched, miserable truth was only to bo come known to me later. “Iwiil go to her,” the duchess said presently, rising from her seat. “My dear!” her husband cried. He stretched out liis hand, and grasping lier skirt detained her. “You will not”— “Do not bo afraid!” sho replied sadly as she stooped over him and kissed his fore¬ head. “It is a thing past scolding, Rich¬ ard, past love, and even hope, and all bat past pity. I Will be merciful as we hope for mercy, but she can never be friend of ours again, and some one must tell her. I will do so and return. As for that man!” sho continued, obscuring suddenly the fair and noble side of her character which she had just exhibited, and which, I con fess, had surprised me, for I bad not thought her capableof a generosity so un common. “ As for that man ” Repeated, drawing herself up to her full height, whiie her eyes sparkleu and lier cheek grew red, who has turned her into a vile ££*!£,““j before I found my voice. Then I called ” , t i.q. ay us i n “v 0 u “ahl will do ’ ; ; . by going!” I r , “Ws”I said auiTlv “She left the house 20 minutes ago. i saw her cross tho rn f ket place, wearing IK. cloak and car rying a bag. I do not think she will re turn. 1 ’ Not return? But whither . ba» sho . gone* they both cried at onco. I shook my head. “I can only guess,” ^ I said in a low voico. I saw no more than t nave told you,” me?” tbe “But why did you not tell duchess cried reproachfully. “She shall bo brought back.” “It would be useless, ” Master answered. Yet I doubt if it bo os Carry thinks. Why should she go just at this timc ? Sho does not know that she fs fo*nd out. .She docs not know that this letter has fteett recovered. Not a word, mind, was said of it before she left the room.” “No,” I allowed, “that is true.” I was puzzled on this point myself, now I came to consider it. I could not see why she had taken the alarm so opportunely, but I maintained my opinion nevertheless. “Something frightened her - I said “though it may not have been the letter. “Yes,” said the ducaess after a mo- I suppose something mgr. Pencil ner, ns you say. I wonder wliat it was, poor wretch!” It turned out that I was right. Mistress Anno had gono Indeed, having staid, so far as wo could learn from an examinat ion of the room which she had shared with Dymphna, merely to put together tho few things which our adventures had left her Sho had gone out from among tis in this foreign land without a word of farewell, without a good wish given or received, without a soul to say godspeed! The thought made mo tremble. If she had died, it would liavo been different. Kow, to feel sorrow for her as for ono who had been with us in-hcart as well ns in body seemed a mockery. How could we grieve for one who had moved day by day and hour by hour among us only tiiat with each hour and day sho might plot and scheme and plan our destruction? It was impossible 1 Wo mado inquiries indeed, but without result, and so abruptly and terribly sho passed, for the timo, out of our knowledge, though often afterward I recalled sadly tho weary, hunted look which I had somo times seen in her eyes when sho sat list¬ less and dreamy. Poor girl! Her own acts had placed her, as the duchess said, be¬ yond love or hope, hut not beyond pity. So it is in life. Tho day which sees one’s trial end'sees another’s begin. We, the duchess and her child, Master iSortie and I, staid with our good and faithful friends, tho Lindstroms, awhile, resting and recruiting our strength, and during tiiis interval, at the pressing instance of the duchess, I wrote letters to Sir Anthony and Potronilla, stating that I was abroad and was well and looked presently to re¬ turn, but not disclosing my roftigo or the names of my companions. At the end of five days, Master Bertie being fairly strong again and Santcn being considered unsafe for us as a permanent residence, wo went under guard to Wesel, where we were re¬ ceived ns peopio of quality and lodged, there being no fitting place, in the disused church of St. Willibrod. Here the child was christened Peregrine—a wanderer— god¬ the governor of tlio city and I being fathers. And here we lived in peace, al¬ beit with hearts that yearned for lie me, for some months. During this timo two pieces of nows came to us from England—one that the parliament,’though much pressed to it, hail refused to acquiesce in the confisca¬ tion of tho duchess’ estates; the other that our joint persecutor, the great bishop of Winchester, was dead. This last wo at first disbelieved. It was truo nevertheless. Stephen Gardiner, whose vast schemes liad lnmeshod people so far apart; in station and indeed in all else as the duchess and myself, was dead at last; had died toward tlio end of 1555, at the height of his power, ■with England at his feet, and gone to his Maker. I have known many worse men, Wo trusted that this might open tho way for our rotor* , but we found, on tlio contrary, that fresh clouds wore rising. Tho persecution of tho reformers, which Queen Mary had begun in England, was carried on with increasing rigor, and her husband, who was now king of Spain ami master of tho Netherlands, freed from tho prudent checks of his father, was inclined to pleasure her in this by giving what aid lie could abroad. His minister in tho Netherlands, tto bishop of Arras, brought so much pressure to bear upon our protect¬ or to induco him to give us tip that it was plain the Duko of Cloves must sooner or later comply. We thought it better, therefore, to remove ourselves and pres¬ ently did so, going to tho town of Winn heim, in tlio Rhine palatinate. Wo found ourselves not much more se¬ cure here, however, and all our efforts to discover a safe road into Franco failing, and tlio stock of money which the duchess had provided beginning to give out wo were in great straits whither to go or what to do. At this timo of our need, however, Providence opened a door in a quarter where wo least looked for it. Letters eamo from Sigismund, the king of Poland, and from the palatino of Wilna in that coun¬ try, inviting the duchess and Master Ber¬ tie to take up their residence there and offering the latter an establishment and honorable employment. Tho overture was unbooked for and was not accepted with¬ out misgivings, Wilna boing so far dis¬ tant and there being none of our race in that country. Ilowover, assurance of the Polish king's good faith reached us—I say us, for in ail their plans I was included— through John Alasco, a nobleman who had visited England. And in duo time we started on this prodigious journey and came safely to Wilna, where our reception was such as tho letters had led us to ex pcct. r not t0 set down bero our , ngeCountry though thev were many in ® £ of f rozen marshes ^ Wng ut to ga over j 8 .omtljns X.r l,, bM Ll?ta» n ;,n ori saws 1553, when on to the early autumn o a letter from the duchess, who was at Wil oa, was effect* brought to me at Cracovy. It was to this . “DEAR Friend—S end you good speed! Word has come to us hereof an enterprise Englandward which promises, if it bo truly reported to us. to so alter things at f 10 mo that there may bo room for ns at onr own fireside. Heaven so further it, both (or our i, a ppi nc ss and the good of the reli glon. Master Bertie has embarked on it, and I havo taken upon myself to answer for yonr ai(J and counsel, which ne ver been wanting to U3. Wherefore, dear friend, come, sparing neither horse no nrs ner anything which may bring you eoon cr to Wilna, and your assured and loving friend, “Katherine Suffolk.” J n five days after receiving Uii3 I was at Wilna, and two months later I saw Eng hand again after an absence of three years. Karly in November, 1553, Master Bertie and I lauded at Lowestoft, having made the passage from Hamburg in a trading vessel of that place. We stopped only to 6 l w .p 0 ne night, and then, dressed as trav eling merchant®, we set out on tlio road to London, entering the city without acci d e „t or hindrance ca tho third day after landing. ,-- [TO BE CONTINUED. ] INTERESTING BITS OF VARIOUS NATURES. A Column or Two of Nows and Other Items of Interest. An Augusta editor and a Sa¬ vannah editor, according to the Augusta Chronicle, recently had this rather trying experi enee : “An Augusta editor recently went to Savannah to see an ed¬ itor of that city. When he went to the newspaper oilico he was informed that the Savan¬ nah editor had gone over to Ty¬ bee, and he took the next train for the island resort. In the meanwhile a fellow-passenger from Augusta had met the Sa¬ vannah editor at Tybee and told him that the Augusta edi ¬ tor had gone to his office to see him, and lie took the next train for Savannah. When the Au¬ gusta editor reached Tybee he learned that tho Savannah edi¬ tor had gone to the city to see him, and he took the return train for Savannah. When the Savannah editor reached his of lice he learned that the Augus¬ ta editor had gone over to the island to see him, and ho took the return train to Tybee. This seesaw business was kept up until the Augusta editor nad spent all his money, and ho took the night train for Augusta without ever having seen his Savannah friend. The next time Editor Murphy and Editor Stoval want to see each other they wi'l meet at Millen where trains aie not so frequent, and it is impossible to get away.” The type should givo tho prin¬ ter a good name, for he is con¬ tinually ‘‘settin’ ’em up. ) ) The people have some quaint ideas as to the meaning of “free coinage of silver at hi to 1.” The Philadelphia Record hears this ono from the heart of Ala¬ bama, the bailiwick of Reuben Kolb: C l We want the free coinage at 10 to 1," cried a gentleman with chin whiskers and one suspen¬ der to a sound money advocate in the recent campaign, ‘‘and we want it now.” ( i Well, my friend, > > replied the man of some sanity/‘what do you mean by free coinage at ‘ 1G to 1?’ How would that help you?” ‘‘How will that help me?’’ re¬ peated the disciple of the lion. Reuben ; “why it’ll help alieap sakes. I’ve got a wife and sev¬ en chillen, and if wc can get free silver at ‘ 16 to 1’ that’ll bring rnc $16 for every member of the family. Seven and one is eight and one is mne. Nine times six teen is 144. I’ll be in $144 ev¬ ery year. That’s how it’ll help me. See?” And still the Hon. Reuben is in New York trying to raise ^ ^ ^ al the caU8 e ; and the campaign . of education . . g6cs steadily on. This is what Was heard in a theatre tllC Other night. . , lhey , ■ . . i , * C1C in P llVAlt °° x > ana was both pretty aild well dressed. l^Ut , she , . , bad , temper , be Vi as 111 a cause she could not see the stage. “ Why,” Said lie, trying ” to molllly hei, did J OU not bung . your opera glass?” ‘‘I did, but I can’t use.” “Is it broken?” “ No, but I forgot to put on my bracelets.”—Tit-Bits. NO. 28 Save Your Money. One box of lutt’s Pills willsave many dollars in doctors’ bills 1 hey will surely cure all diseases of the stomach, liver or bowels. No Reckless Assertion Tor sick headache, dyspepsia, malaria, constipation and bilio¬ usness, a million people endorse TUTT’S Liver PILLS The ladies of Cobb county Georgia, will have at tho Cotton States and International Expo-' sit ion the famous" battle scarred cabin” from the battlefield of Kennesaw Mountain, which is situated in Cobb county. Tit's was tv plain log cabin about twenty foot square, which wr.s situated just behind the Confed¬ erate breastworks. - It was the center of lire from some of Sher¬ man’s batteries, hut strange to say, did not burn up. There are over thirty holes in tho cabin made by the Federal shells, and innumerable bullets aro buried in the logs. Tho battle cabin will be taken down and exactly replaced on the exposition grounds. Inside will be sold relics of the battlefield, of which a great many luivo been collected in the way of shells, old gunbar rels, bullets and battlefield relics of like character. Americus expects to receive the first bale of the new cotton crop during this month.—Colum bus Enquirer-Sun. The committee appointed to devise and report a plan to ad¬ vertise Putnam at tho Atlanta exposition met hist Tuesday, there being present D.T. Single¬ ton, Robt. Young, W. F. Jen¬ kins, N. S. Walker and Geo. W. Adams. It was decided to print 10,000 pamphlets descriptive of the county, and tocirculate thorn to the best advantage possible. This pamphlet will he a very at¬ tractive specimen of the typo¬ graphical art, and its reading matter will lie terse, engaging and practical.—Eatouton Mes¬ senger. A.—“Have you ever board the 8-year-old violin player who is creating such a sensation?” II.—“Oh, yes ; I heard him in Berlin twelve years ago.”— Ephemero Comique. Mr. (J. P. Frcdric, tho famous caterer of Mobile, has obtained a concession for a Creole restau¬ rant at the Cotton States and In¬ ternational Exposition, in which he wilLserve Gulf products in the most delightful style. His specialty is the crab omelette, a dish which he originated. Ho will erect a building of uniquo design, representing a crab. In front the two claws will lie util¬ ized as stairways by which ac¬ cess may be had to the upper lloor. On tho ground floor crab omelettes and other light re¬ freshments will be served. Tho upper floor will be a regular din¬ ing room where set meals will be served. It will be on the Mid¬ way, just above the Forestry Building, and a space of 00 by 140 feet has been assigned to Mr. Frederic for this purpose. A gentleman went into a chem¬ ist’s shop and inquired: ‘‘Do you keep agood cure for corns?” ‘‘Yes sir; hero you have an excellent preparation. One of my customers has bceu using it for the last fourteen years with very good results.”—El Diluvio. Or. Miles’ FVin «ll» are guaranteed totVtm ifentfuc/w UnM nUautcu “One cent» d«e£