Conyers weekly. (Conyers, GA.) 1895-1901, December 07, 1895, Image 1
d t N3 o VOL. XV. rasas nflnEagMBH^^ % ■ m m i m M Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher’s prescription for Infants and Children. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Aar colic substance. It is a harmless substitute for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing- Syrups, and Castor Oil. It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years’ use by Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays feverishness. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd, cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. Castoria relieves ” teething troubles, cures constipation and flatulency. Castoria assimilates the food, regulates the stomach and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Cas¬ toria is the Children’s Panacea—the Mother’s Friend. Castoria. “ Castoria is ail excellent medicine for chil¬ dren. Mothers have repeatedly told me of its good effeet upon their children.” Dr. G. C. Osgood, _ Dowell. Mass. “ Castoria is the best remedy for children of which I am acquainted. I hope the day is not far distant when mothers will consider the real interest of their children, and use Castoria instead of the various quack nostrums which are destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium, morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtful agents down their throats, thereby sending them to premature graves.” Dr. J. F. Kinchuloe, Conway, Ark. The Centaur Company, 77 Murray Street, New York City. R. W. BAGBY. H. M. SPEER dS SPEBE, -DISTILLERS, COVINGTON, GA. Dealers In FINE WINES, BRANDIES, WHISKEYS. We xnake a specialty of our own mate, hand made, copper distilled, PURE CORN WHISKEY. We desire to say that no better or pur* er corn whiskey can be found on earth than our celebrated “Cow ser Springs” corn whiskey: We also keep on hand Domestic and Imported Whiskeys for medicinal purposes. We solicit the patronage of our friends in Rockdale and adjoining counties. All orders filled promptly. BAGBY <fc SPEER, COVINGTON, GA. ■ I q: •? van ■DEALER IN -DRUGS, MEDICINES, PAINTS, OILS and GLASS. —ALSO— Spectacles, jm. School Books, Stationery, Tobacco Cigars ^•^PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY COMPOUNDED You will save money by seeing me before buying. DR. W. H. LEE. TILLEY & QUIGG, -v-WAREHOUSEMEN AND Dealers In L^r^Toer, Coal, Sixixa-los We keep on hand at all times We carry a full line of nice all kinds of Lumber, Shingles, etc. Doors, Mantles, Sash, Blinds and Paints, Always see us before buying- We can save you money. CONYERS, GA„ SATURDAY, DEC. / 1895. Castoria. “Castoria is so well adapted to children that I recommend it as superior to any prescription known to me.” H. A. Archer, M. D., iii So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. V. “ Our physicians in the children’s depart¬ ment have spoken highly of their experi¬ ence in their outside practice with Castoria, and although we only have among our medical supplies what is known as regular products, yet we are free to confess that the merits of Castoria has won us to look with favor upon it.” United Hospital and Dispensary, Boston, Mass. Allen C. Smith, Pres . % round-^6wn“ ^ BY J-H- REESE (L — When room No. a at the hotel was offered a young man of this place a few days ago, he invol¬ untarily shuddered, and said : “I’m not superstitious, hut hang me if 1 sleep in that room: r> He evidently was in earnest, and was assigned an¬ other room. Since then I have inquired in¬ to the history of No. 5, but can ascertain no definite informa tion concerning it. It is said that several people have committed suicide in the room referred to ; the exact number is not known; some say three and others five. Be that as it may, it appears that 5 has here superseded the traditional 13 in affairs weird and ill-omened, and that in the room hovers the vulture of mel¬ ancholy and despair which .seiz¬ es the occupant in the dead of night, when ali humanity, save Dr. Guinn’s office boy, is wrapt in the soothing embrace of Mor¬ pheus, and bids him to “shuffle off this mortal coil” without de¬ lay. We have often thought when a subscriber grumbles about pay¬ ing-one dollar a year for his county paper that the growling should all come from the editor. The actual cost of issuing each copy of this paper is considera¬ bly more than $1 a year, and this is true of every county pa¬ per. The long-suffering and be nevolent editor asks only $1 for his paper ; paying time arrives, and he spends ten cents worth or paper, envelopes and stamps on each subscriber, notifying him that his subscription is due; a few subscribers respond cheer fully ; some come in and swear the dates are not correct; others order the paper discontinued be¬ cause they got a dun, but never offer to pay up to date ; there¬ upon the editor makes an apol ogy worth, at least, twenty-five cents, and so it goes. While on this line we copy the following from the Dalton Argus : “The country newspaper business stems to get somewhat poorer every year. There was a time (riot farther back than the seventies) when the »r g o t .b.ou.of.vcry.„r,i. g hshetl. a fee for every funeral notice aud handsome pay for obituaries. All these sources of revenue have almoit totally ceased to meld—in the main, the result of the ‘free’ practice, instituted by many opposition papers in efforts to get in the lead. The city papers still get these tolls, but the country papers do uot, with few exceptions.” “Yes; this clock is correct!” Mr. Norman has stuck the above near the clock at the depot. I don’t remember exactly how many times a day Mr. Norman has to vouch for the veracity of the aforesaid timepiece, but the ^ % Sw£ the old time cherry ring of his voice had given place to a sub¬ dued mournful drawl,bis friends uneasy. Thinking that Glenn Alexander might in; able to teII fcnem the cause of Nor¬ man’s condition, the b >ys con¬ sulted Inin. < t it’s that blamed old clock.” said Glenn, “I was passiu through there one day and they were crowded ’round Joe fit to kill, every blamed one of ’em asking him ‘Is this ’ere clock right?' and after ’while when lie was plum exhausted lie yelled for Anthony to relieve him. Have you noticed Anthony? He looks worse’ll Joe—only not so pale. He has said ‘Yes; de clock are right’ so much that when he is asked any question upon any subject that demands an affirmative answer, he will invariably say, ‘Yes; de clock are right,’ And his whiskers— we ^> Us whiskers are a total wreck. Of course his chin has to move when he talks, and he is compelled to talk incessantly. Now, it seems that the continu¬ al fidgeting of the chin lias caus¬ ed the whiskers to take a turn upward, so, when Anthony got excited bis tonguewould become entangled in the whiskers and out they’d come,till none of them are left. Joe once thought of asking for an extra man, but he thought he’d try the card plan, j I m afraid, though, it won’t: work, in and for looked instance, a mm clock, walk-j ed at the j then turned to Joe and said : i ‘This clock right?’ ‘Yes;didn’t you see that card?’ Joe replied. ‘Yes, I saw the card; who put it there?’ ‘I did.’ ‘When?’ ‘Several days ago.’ ‘Clock mougbt’ve got wrong sence then.’ ‘I keep it regulated ‘Umph-humph! 1 There is no way to keep folks from asking these ques¬ tions.” and Glenn turned bis at tention to bis engine. The case is serious, and Mr. Norman has our sympathy. A TRAGEDY. [Augustus, a native of Conyers. William Henry,a visiting friend. Scene: Depot; W. H. just ar¬ rived.] “William Henry, we have been friends.” „ A vene0 Augustus ° . a „ d may the Silvern cord of loving friendship that has hound OUT hearts in sweetest harmony be strengthened as time grows long, aud”— “Stop ! Such hypocritical lan¬ guage renders thee even more contemptible ill my s’ght, I had cherished the hope that when we met thou vvouldst make what puny amends that thou couldst, and would upon thy knees crave the pardon of the populace of Conyers,whom thou hast so deeply and basely wrong¬ ed with thy slanderous tongue.” ‘ ‘Friend Augustus,”— “Call me not friend!!!” “Noble Augustus, thy speech and manner toward thy humble friend is indeed mysterious. Ex¬ plain to him the cause of this coldness, If thy servant’s tongue hath wronged so much NO. 49 as one Conyersite, I pray thee to mb rock alum thereon!” “Thou knov. est well the story. Shall I repeat it?” “ Thy servant listens.” ( t It is well. Perchance thou rememberest. the night: The silvery and placid moon drifted in a. dreamy, cloudless sky and her playful rays shone benevo¬ lently through a crack in Steph¬ enson & Turner’s hen coop, there revealing the ghastly outlines of a dissipated Dominic rooster, who paced to and fro in stately way, all the while mutteringThi discontented undertone concern¬ ing his evening meal, which cm ■ sisted of a sardine box almost full of water. Those who un¬ derstand rooster lingo say that the absence of toothpicks was the cause of his displeasure,and that he intimated that tooth picks were as “sea’ce es hen’s teeth.” But I anticipate. The exposition Flyer was heard, and as it stopped I saw thy familiar face at a window, but did not greet thee, forlsaw thy vicious eye. The bell rang, the train started-— (Ah! thou dost turn pale)—thou didst hoist the win and there fell from thy upon the ears of the throng the fateful word—‘Eggs!’ I bad not wherewith to avenge my noble ancestry and myself, but I had fc' ie satisfaction of seeing thy un regenerate head covered with an egg-nog ere the train passed! From whence it came I know not, but this hath proven to me that the gods stand ready to avenge Conyers folk when cal¬ umny is thus heaped upon their heads. Thou canst not deuy this. Get thee gone!!” (William Hemy tiles to hide his bins) es of shame in his vest pocket.—Curtain drops.) £&:£A D ./ m g ■ Tired and broken down women will find that DR. KING’S ROYAL GERB/SETUIER is a priceless boon and blessing to them. It gives appetite, brings restful, refreshing sleep, aids digestion, tones the nerves, builds up the strength and puts disease and pain to flight. 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