A Kentucky . .
A candidae for the office
Ct Ili table in Boone county,
nontly made the follOWffi
rpe< ch •
•Ladies and gentlemen, for l
am glad to ko flint th^re
...
No place ^
some ladits hire: in
i he w ide woild aid indies so
f ai r < t face, h» blight of mind
or so t inn 11 of feet H8 on Coal
r i v< r. In offering my s* If a* a
caiiidate, I am called forth by
the ijm d i f the hour. The conn
ti v if j. o'Ug to i uin. '1 he pie-—
idont has tried so ti e k it by
issuing bonds, but the cum'rx
net ds free silver. Where is ilie
loan in ibis vast audience (there
were just fourteen present) that
dares to deny that a double
standard ain’t better than a sin¬
gle one? Ain’t a double bee
better than a single tree? Did
you e ver see a single tree that
was any acount? This ain’t no
cne-hoise (xuntry 'it needs all
the standards it can git. The
president ain’t been able to help
you. «longressain’t beeu able
to help you- The country is
going to the ruin. The old ship
of state is goin’ down grade,
with all breaks oil', inane and
taila Ilyin’, and a hoopin ’(’scuse
ladies, hut that’s just how siie's
goin’) to its destruction, But.
thank God, there’s hope yet.
Elect me constable, and I ’ll set¬
tle the whole confounded affair.'
There was a deacon in a cer¬
tain church, says an American
paper, into whose pew, one Sun¬
day, a drunken man staggered
and sat down. The preacher
was discoursing about prevalent
vices. Soon he exclaimed:
'• Where is the drunkard? f > The
dr nken man was just far e
nougli gone to think the call
personal, so laising heavily, re¬
plied, TIere I am,’ and remain¬
ed standing while the drunkards
character and fate were elo
queutl portra ed. A few min¬
utes li ter the preacher reached
anod er 1 ead cf his discourse
and ashel, '-Where is Ihe hyp¬
ocrite?” Gently nudging his
neighbor, the < runlard said, in
an audible whisper, "Stand up,
deaccn, he means you this time
Stand up and take it like a man,
just as I stood! It will do you
good!”—Ex.
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Listen to this "tale of woe”
from, a fellow-devil:
“ThD is the only town iu
which we have ever run a news
paper, that people absolutely
ignore the press in all their in¬
vitations, and then expect gor¬
geous wiite-ups of all occasions.
Not even a slice of cake from
the festive table greets our ap¬
preciative eye and wailing ap-
--
fr ry one of those cigars
called “Dr Lee’s Sweet!
Rose,” 5 for 5c. A great |
many people say these ci
gais smoke as well as the
average 5c cigar.
|
Try one of them onlj . I
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cent. . ■
Dr W. H. LEE.
! petite. Don't expect extended
j eulogies and accurate, write up
|,,f your social outbursts, wit}i ;
t j le j )ress a thousand miles a
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Well .That be»<B my titne—
^ nJ , )gl pjiif n ) plea for dining i
t that. 1 ever saw, and bastdj
jnn|1 f( o! , Ht , ||m». A new.
j p^pgj, charge* its subcribers , and
places itself under obligations
to give the, ne' s and should
wiite up everyihing that it is
right t*» publish that comes un
; der irs observation. Nobody is
under any obligations to eitvite
an editor to a social funelion,
just because he is, an editor j
An editor should have his own
circle just the same as anv oth- !
pr poor devil, and lie should not;
^‘“iT "n7r",lper
go to, and those he does go to
just the same. That's giving
the news.
Anyway such fools as the a
l,ove fellow - d r''’ ' vl ' n ,r v l "
-
rqiiefzi a social position that ,
they could not otherwise obtain
out of a little two for-a-nickle
sheet are the shame Of the
of craft, and I blush every time
I see or hear of it. But I can’t
say for whom my contempt is
stronger—the editor or the toa
cieB who allow themselves to be
(bus imposed upon by him—
Dalton Argus.
The editor of the Argu«
-peakb well. If ihe Aigus notes
t »e first two lines of the poor
wailing “devil’s’ paragraph he
will infer lliat several towns
have known the poor ‘devil’
and perhaps shipped him.
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