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INDEX TO KEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Meetings—Foreet City Independent Club.
Special to Suptrlor
Court Jurors; Flats and Houses For
Rent; Estate Salomon Cohen; Houses to
Rent; Estate Salomon Cohen; What Mr.
W. J. Lindsay Says of Suwanee Springs
Water; Doors. Sash, Blinds, Andrew Han
ley Company; Fancy and Re-pressed
Brick, Savannah Building and Supply
Company; Dissolution of Copartnership,
Strauss & Cos.; Teas of Merit, A. M. &
C. W. West; Levan’s Table d'Hote; Re
moval Notice, Dr. J. F. Former.
Business Notice*I—Harvard 1 —Harvard Beer at
Royal Music Hall; *550 For a Lot, C. H.
Dorsett; A Woman's Purse, Hunter &
Van Keuren.
Auction Sale—Administrator’s Sale, by
J. McLaughlin A Son, Auctioneers.
Whisky—Old Crow Rye Whisky.
Diamond B Goods—The S. W. Branch
Company.
Do You Know It?—Palmer Hardware
Company.
Legal Sales—Chatham Sheriff's Sale For
State and County Taxes.
Runabouts—Cohen-Kulman Carriage and
Wagon Company.
Educational—Bethel Military Academy,
Virginia.
Financial—Banking House of O. Over
ton Paine, New York; Incomes Grow, C.
E. Mackey & Cos., New York.
Salt—The Favorite Table Salt.
Cheroots—Old Virginia Cheroots.
Medical—Pond's Extract; Lydia Pink
ham's Vegetable Pills; Castoria; World's
Dispensary Preparations; Hood's Sarsa
parilla; Coke Dandruff Cure; 8. S. 8.;
Mother's Friend; Hereford's Acid Phos
phate; Tutt's Pills; Bar-Ben.
Cheap Column Advertisements—Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent;
For Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The Weather.
The indications for Georgia to-day are
for showers on the coast, with light to
fresh south to east winds; and for East
ern Florida, local rains In northern por
tions. and light to fresh southeasterly
■winds.
There is some little speculation as to
whether the lady will now sign herself
Mrs. Churc-hili-Cornwallls-West or
whether she will drop all of the hyphenat
ed part of the name and sign plain Mrs.
George West. However, that query Is not
eo Interesting as what the style of her
name will be after the divorce.
In Reading. Pa., the glrla have an ‘'Old
Maids' Club," and the young men have
a “Bachelors' Club." Recently the bach
elors have been attracting more atten
tion than the “old maids,” which has
made the latter real angry. The other
day, therefore, the "Old Maids’ Club"
held a meeting and adopted the follow
ing: "Resolved, that the bachelors are
the mealiest things on earth." The vote
was unanimous.
The young Duke of Marlborough, who
is only a few days back In Ixmdon from
South Africa, is being lionized more than
any of the commanders, with the proba
ble exception of Lord Roberts, will be
when they get back. Marlborough never
did anything of any moment In South
Africa; never misted a meal, and came
through without a scratch or a day's ill
ness. Nevertheless his title and the fact
that he went to war are all sufficient to
aet the swells howling, and the howls
swelling.
"Use your weapons,” said Emperor
William to his soldiers, “so that for a
thousand years hence no Chinaman will
dare look askance at any German." Thai
will be rather rough on ths Celestials.
Does the Emperor mean to kill every
Chinaman who dares to look at a Ger
man? For they cannot look otherwise
than askance, out of ihetr oblique eyes,
can they? It Is no fault of (heirs that
their eyes are not fashioned after th
same full round plan of the Teutonic
aye. Not even an expert oculist would be
able to take ihe askant look out of a
Chinamans eye.
It is now .*ia to lie an open eecret that
Mrs. Potter Palmer Intends to secure the
decora lion of the legion of Honor before
she leaves Parle to return to her home in
Mrs. Palmer hasrs her claim on
she bus for the expo-
The French government aeldom
admits women Into the Legion, Florence
Nightingale and Rosa Bonheur being the
notable exceptions. The other women of
the United States contingent at the expo
sition will endeavor to prevent Mrs. Pal
mer from securing the coveted decoration;
but when a handsome, brainy American
woman with millions of dollars makes up
her mind that she wants a certain thing
■he In mighty apt to get It,
NO EXPLANATION OF THE MYSTERY.
There la no explanation yet of the Pekin
mystery. The viceroys protest against
the movement of the allied armies on Pe
kin, and yet they refuse to furnish the
information that would at once check the
movement. There Is some ground now
for thinking that the ministers are alive.
The Chinese government sends messages
to Its representatives in other countries,
that they are alive, and from private
sources there come confirmatory state
ments. Why Is It then that the Chinese
government will not permit the ministers
to communicate directly with their re
spective governments? That is something
that the representative at Washington of
the Chinese government and the Chinese
ministers at the capitals of Europe can
not or will not explain.
It has been said that it Is the inten
tion of the Chinese government to hold
the ministers ns hostuges—that, In fact,
it has already removed them from Pe
kin to a point far in the Interior. But,
assuming that its purpose is to hold
them as hostages, hoping by that policy
to be able to secure a settlement with
the Powers much mope favorable than
It could without such means at Its com
mand, what objection can there be to
letting the world know, by means that
would be satisfactory, that the ministers
have not been murdered, and that they are
well and safe? By pursuing such a
course it would come much nearer getting
favorable terms than by the course it is
pursuing. .
The Powers wiil not accept the state
ment of the Chinese government respect
ing the ministers. Unless they receive
communications from the ministers them
selves their armies, which are now gath
ering at Tien Tsin, will march on Pe
kin. That the Chinese understand the
situation there can be no doubt. Why
then will they permit the start for Pe
pin to be made? They know that if they
offer resistance bloody battles will be
fought, because the allies will not permit
ordinary obstacles to obstruct their prog
ress.
Can It he that the Chinese government
Is not able to communicate with the min
isters? Are the ministers under the con
trol of the Boxers, who are so strong
that the government is not master of
the situation? Is this the situation or
ere the ministers dead? And yet. If they
are dead, how can a government that has
any respect for itself, continue to assert
officially to other governments that the
ministers are alive? Not only has It as
serted that they are alive, but that they
were on their way to Tien Tsin, under
an escort of Imperial troops. There hus
been time for the arrival of the minis
ters at Tien Tsin since that asserton was
made, but there has been no announce
ment of their arrival. The allied troops
will begin the movement on Pekin within
a very few days unless in the meantime
this Chinese puzzle is solved.
TOW'K'S REWARD.
Until !t is determined whether Mr.
Towne, the Populist candidate for Vice
President, ts to withdraw or not there will
be all sorts of rumprs respecting the mat
ter. It is a question whether Mr Towne
himself knows at this time whether he
will withdraw or r.ot. It is certain that
ho Is willing to do what the Democratic
and Populist leaders think It advisable
for him to do. He Is not anxious to retain
the place he has on the Populist ticket,
but he will retain It If it is the opinion
of the managers of the fusion ticket that
he should do so.
Soon after the Kansas City Convention
It was the understanding that he would
withdraw. Then It appeared that many
Populists were dissatisfied with Mr. Stev
enson and threatened to support the tick
et of the Mtdd.le-of-the-Road Populists. A
report was current that to satisfy those
Populists Mr. Towne would remain on the
ticket. No doubt it will be determined in
the near future whether he is to remain
a candidate or not.
The Journal of Minneapolis announced
in Its Saturday’s issue that Mr. Towne
had decided to withdraw, and that he had
been promised a cabinet position In the
event of the election of Mr. Bryan. If
that paper had contented Itself with say
ing that Mr. Towne would withdraw, Its
statement might have been very generally
accepted, but Its assertion that he has
been promised a cabinet position in the
event of a certain happening, throws
doubt on its entire statement. Those who
know Mr. Bryan are satisfied that he Is
not making the mistake this early in the
campaign of promising cabinet positions.
No doubt Mr. Towne will play a very
conspicuous part in the campaign. He is
a high-grade public speaker, and will he
in demand. The only danger In giving him
free rein Is his Inclination to talk about
nothing but silver. He understands, how
ever, that the paramount Issue la antl
lmpertallsm, and It Is probable that he
can talk a* well on that subject as on the
tiresome one of silver.
■ a i ,i
A notoble function occurred In London
on last Friday, the occasion being the en
tertainment of about fifty leading mem
bers of the legal profession In the United
States by the judges and lawyers o'
England. The banquet was served in
Middle Temple Hall, and was attended by
all of the luminaries of the British bar.
with the single exception of the Lord
Chief Justice, who was too ill to be pres
ent. Among the guests was Justice Lump
kin of Georgia. Col, P. W. Meldrim and
Col. A. R. Lawton of this * city were
among those who received invitations to
attend the meeting and banquet. Am
bassador Choate, after the conclusion of
the festivities, said the occasion was one
of the greatest compliments ever paid the
American bar.
The story which comas front Shanghai,
to Ihe effect that an American Intrigue
has been revealed by which It was hoped
to place the Chinese maritime customs tn
the hands of an American missionary
named Ferguson, who Is alleged to be "an
active oily of Siietig In the latter’s en
deavors to hoodwink the world with re
gard to events in Pekin," is probably not
worthy of oredt nee. In the first place it
may be doubted that this government
would at this time content to the appoint
ment of an American as Inspector general
of the cos tome. In the second place It Is
most highly Improbable that an American
missionary would co-operate with Shen*
to conceail atrocities practiced upon his
own countrymen and upon converts to hta
own religion. It must be borne In mind
that the Chinese are not the only prevari
cators who are working (hs wires out of
Shanghai,
THE MOKMNG NEWS: TUESDAY, 1 JULY 31, 1900.
AN INTERESTING QU ESTION.
The remarkable growth of the export
trade of the United States Is the wonder
of the world. It hus been the subject
of newspaper comment for many month*.
It Is being discussed in the magazines
and in political speeches.
The United States are not only Increas
ing their exports to all markets, but are
all the time seeking and finding new
ones. The production of their fields and
the output of their mills are Increasing
po rapidly that it Is absolutely necessary
that the volume of their exports shall In
crease. All of their breadstuffs and pro
visions and their manufactured goods can
not be consumed at home. Unless a mar
ket for the surplus were found the num
ber of acres cultivated would have 1o
be reduced and mills would have to be
closed part of the time, or else prices
would faM below the profit line. In either
case there would be financial distress and
suffering among the bread-winners.
But these enormous and steadily increas
ing exports must etenvually threaten
trouble to the nations with which the
United States come in competition.
What about these nations? What has
the future in store for them? Let
us notice for a moment the Increase of
our exports to the United Kingdom and
Germany. In 1870, to the former they
were valued at *243,316,828 and to the lat
ter nt *41,250,580. In 1899 to the former
they were valued at *505,668,925 and to the
latter at *153,205,513. The increase In our
exports to some of Ihe other countries
has been even greater, though to no
other has the amount of exports annual
ly been so great. The total amount of
our exports In 1899 had th® enormous
value of *1,252,903,987. Avery large per
centage of these exports were manufac
tures.
While our exports have been increasing
enormously, there has been but a slight
Increase In our imports. In 1875 we Im
ported *18,737,728 worth of merchandise
more than we exported. In 1899 we
exported merchandise of the value
of nearly *500,000,000 more than we
Imported. The value of the pro
ducts which we are selling Is now vastly
in excess of the value of those which
we are buying. That Is the reason the
nation is getting rich so rapidly.
But how about the nations with which
we are trading? How long can they con
tinue to buy of us a great deal more
than we buy of them? We are not tak
ing from the United Kingdom now much,
If any, more than we did a quarter of a
century ago, while it Is taking twice as
much from us. Thus far, that country
has been able to continue Its large pur
chases from us because of its immense
foreign commerce with countries other
than this, and because of its profits on
its carrying trade, but the United States
are gradually taking this foreign com
merce away from it, and, besides, they
are preparing to do their own carrying
trade. When the United Kingdom shall
have been deprived of a very large part
of its foreign commerce and a large share
of its carrying trade how will it be able
to pay for what It needs from the United
Elates? That Is a very Interesting ques
tion. Judging from the activity In the
cotton-growing and Iron-producing states
of this country in the building of cotton
and steel mills, it is safe to say that if
will not be so very many years before
this question will be receiving the atten
tion of a greater part of the civilized
world. The income of the United King
dom must be equal to its outgo or else
it will go into bankruptcy. It may get
along without taking any considerable
amount of manufactured articles from
the United States, but It must take
breadstuffs and provisions from them or
get them from some other source. At
present there is no other source from
which they can be obtained in sufficient
quantity and so cheaply.
THE STREET CAR SERVICE.
The proposition of the street railway
company to Improve its transportation fa
cilities has the hearty indorsement of all
who patronize the street cars, but especial
ly those who live a considerable distance
from the business center of the city and
to whom rapid transit is a necessity.
Although the street ear service, since
the consolidation, has been greatly im
proved in some respects, the people feel
that the facilities for getting to some
parts of the city are not as good as they
were when there were three street railway
companies competing for patronage.
In remodelling the street car system,
and consolidating the several lines,
changes were made which are not to the
best Interests of the railway company,
though they may have appeared to be so
at the time, and In some case# they are
certainly detrimental to those who are
obliged to use the street cars. It ts pro
posed now to remedy some of the defects
Of the system by double-tracking Barnard
street and making that line a double belt
In connection with the Abercorn street
tracks. Also to put tn switches on Whit
aker street and run cars north and south
as was done before the consolidation.
It was claimed at the time the change
was made on Whitaker street that it
would be beneficial to that thoroughfare.
It is now generally conceded that while the
switches might have been objectionable to
a few, the present plan of running cars
only southward on that street is an incon
venience to hundreds of regular patrons of
the road.
It will be a source of general satisfac
tion to see the proposed changes made, and
the only condition that should be Imposed
by the city council, if any. In granting
these privileges, is that the improvements
should be made without delay.
Senntor Clark of Montana, with charac
teristic frankness, admits that he has sent
*IOO,OOO to the Democratic National Com
mittee to be used In the campaign. “I
contributed to the Demoeratie campaign
fund.” he said, “because I think that the
election o( Bryan and Stevenson would be
a great benefit to the counlrj’. The cam
paign committee will need funds for print
ing and circulating literature.” It Is said
that, In addition to hla contribution to the
National Committee, Senator Clark has
agreed to furnish all the money the Mon
tana State Committee may need. His
friends say that be would be willing to
put up *606,600 If by doing to he could pre
vent the electoral vote of Montana going
to McKinley and Roosevelt.
The widow of the late Ward McAllister
has sold the McAllister farm near New
port to Bishop Harkins, of the Catholic
diocese of Providence. The farm contain
ed about forty-six acres, and has been
the scene of many fashionable social func
tions under the leadership of Mr. McAUls.
Iter.
There is said to be little Bryan money
to be found in New York by those who
want to bet on the election of McKinley;
but there seems to be some of it out
West. A Chicago man has made a bet
of *I.OOO, even money, that on the pop
ular vote in November, Bryan will have
a plurality of 384,700 votes over McKin
ley. Some large real estate owners of
Indiana have placed a number of acres
of land with a Arm, to be bet on the
election in a novel manner. Deeds for
certain lots of land are to be made out
and placed In envelope*. The person who
takes the other side of the bet is to
put up the market value of the land In
money, which will be placed In the en
velope containing the deed to the lot se
lected. The envelopes will be then lock
ed In the vault of a bank. If Bryan wins
the deed goes to the purchaser, and the
money to the former owner of the land.
If McKinley wins both deed and money
go to the purchase*-. In other words,
if Bryan wins, a land sale will be effected;
while if McKinley wins, the land will be
given away.
Gen. Joseph Wheeler's daughters Annie
and Carrie are at present In Parts. The
other day they were the guests of honor
at an entertainment, given by the royal
Prince Suriyea of Siam. It Is alleged
that the Prince has been paying many
attentions to Miss Annie Whee]e*r recent
ly, and some of the writers for American
newspapers have been making foolish
paragraphs about the possibility of the
little woman wearing a coronet. But the
writers of such stuff evidently know very
little about the Wheelers of Alabama. No
daughter of “Joe" Wheeler would marry
a man not of her own race, even if he
ruled half the world, and had diamonds
to throw at the birds.
It se-ms to be Baden-Powell’s fortune
to be shut up In towns and besieged by
the Boers. He ts now in Rustenburg with
a strong force of the enemy surrounding
him. It would be a hard fate if, after his.
brilliant defense of Mafeklng, Baden-
Powell should have to give up to the
Boers who are now pressing him.
PERSONAL.
—A particularly daring young London
matron recently asked the Prince of
Wales “whether it was really true that
he had fallen out with Mr. Astor.” “My
dear madam,'’ the Prince is said to have
replied, “I really think you had better
ask Mr. Astor about that.’’
—Queen Wilhelmina of Holland is pre
sumably fond of the military element.
Fro-m quite a small child she has been
clever at palming, and larterly her chief
models “from life" have been the guards
on sentry at her own palace. From one
of the windows these are easily sketched
and, being on duly, they are, of course,
conveniently posed in readiness.
—The Princess of Monaco is unique in
that she is the first Hebrew to sit on a
European throne. She was a Miss Heine,
and was first married 10 the Duke of
Richelieu. Her present husband has also
been iwic® married, and his first wife
was Lady Mary Hamilton. When the
cares of slate do not demand his pres
ence in the principality, Prince Albert Is
generally on his yacht, which has been
specially constructed for the purpose of
the study of marine biology.
—ln the last five years that b? has been
in office Lord Salisbury has created thir
ty-six new peers, and of these ten have
been taken from the ranks of the lawyers.
They are Lord James of Hereford, Vis
count Liandaff (11. Matthews), Ixvrd
Rathmore <D. R. Plunkett), Lord Kinnear
(a Scotch judge), Lord Ludlow (the late
Lord Justice Lopes), Lord Brampton (Sir
Henry Hawkins), Sir R. Webster, Sir P.
O'Brien and Lord Morris, an ex-lord of
appeal, who is now made a peer in the
United Kingdom.
BRIGHT HITS.
—The Gold One.—Huskinby—“l tell ye, I
don’t believe Hiram Graball wuz ever in
New York in his hull life.” Hayrake—
“But he wuz; he showed me the brick!’’
—Puck.
—Explained.—“The British nation seems
to be taking the Pekin horror In rather
stoical fashion.” “Yes. They are afraid
of stirring up Alfred Austin.’’—Cleveland
Plain-Dealer.
—ln the Lunatic Asylum Keei>er—"This
poor fellow used to be a famous musician."
Visitor—“Ah! and now' he’s a wandering
mintstrel.’’—Philadelphia Evening Bulle
tin.
—■Cyril (aged five) —“I shall never get
married, mamma!” Mamma—“But I
thought you were so fond of Ethel?”
Cyril—“Yes;but she believes in fairies, and
I don’t!"—Punch.
—Mr. Gump (to teacher)—“No, I don’t
want you to teach my son any grammar.
Not a bit of it." Teacher—"But—but—
this is unusual, sir. May I inquire your
reasons?” Mr. Gump—“l intend that he
shall be a writer of popular songs.”—Bal
timore American.
—“This letter of the Emperorof China to
President McKinley,” began the Observ
ant Boarder. "I have read it,” replied
the Cross-Eyed Boarder. “Wasn't it writ
ten by the monarch who had been killed
several times'.”’ "Yes.” “How do you ac
count for it?" “There Is quite a demand
for posthumous literary works nowadays."
—Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
CIItHK.Vr COMMENT.
The Springfield (Mass.) Republican
(Ind.) says: "Mr. Bryan will he under
no delusions this year, owing to the size
of he crowds that listen to his speeches.
He Is an ’old campaigner.’ In 1896, as he
afterward said, it was vain to ‘rely upon
sentiment gathered from the rear end of
a railroad train.' When the election was
over, ‘I found that 1 had carried netrrly
every state In which I did not .sjteak, and
lost every state I visited.’ ’Rear-end’
campaigning is likely to he at a discount
this year, and let us all rejoice because
of It.”
The Cincinnati Enquirer KDem ) says:
"The Ohio Republican platform omits
.the civil service subjects. The Philadel
phia resolutions treat It in a half-heart
ed manner. President McKinley, who
used to embrace every opportunity to ex
ploit virtuous, cast-iron phrases on re
form, hHS long since thrown the civil ser
vice open to the political necessities of
Mr. Hanna. Gov. Roosevelt, who used
to be the model civil service reformer, has
abjectly surrendered to the 'spoils sys
tem.’ ”
The Norfolk Landmark (Dem.) says:
” ‘Make way for liberty.’ cried Arnold
von Winkelrted several centuries ago, and
the world has applauded him. If the
Austrian oppressors had understood re
partee and had retorted, ’Give way to
civilization,' Arnold would have been
overwhelmed, wo suppose.”
The New Orleans Picayune (Dem.)
says: "There Is a good fighting chance
that the Democrats wiil carry the next
House, and there la nothing In the pros
pect that ts Injurious to the great In
terests of the republic; but on the con
trary, much that Is good.”
A Street Car Incident.
A portly, well-dresesd man, carrying a
small package, boarded a Thirteenth street
summer car at Walnut street yesterday
afternoon and settled back comfortably
on one of the front seats,” says the Phil
adelphia Record. As the car bowled rap
idly along cool breezes fanned his heated
brow, and before lortg the portly roan was
nodding. A few more blocks and he was
fast asleep. Then a weird sound came from
the package. “B-r-r-r—bllng-a-llng-jip
bling-a-ling-a-ling-llng-Ung B-r-r-r-r-r!"
The portly man awoke with a start, and
hurled the package Into the street. It bit
the pavement, burst open, and an alarm
clock was disclosed. "B-r-r-!’’ called the
clock after the car. Very red In the face,
th# portly man made a flying leap from
the car. “Go ahead, conductor,” he called
over his shoulder. “It was my street,any
how !’•
_ -jt
“STing the Wark."
“I notice,” said an old editor, according
to the Youth’s Companion, looking over
the manuscript of anew man on the staff,
"you use the phrase, ‘Heaven save the
mark!' Do you know exactly what that
means?”
“No, sir,” answered the new reporter,
"although I have a general idea of the
meaning I intend It to convey.”
“It may be remarked, In the first place,
that the correct form of the expression
is 'God save the mark.’ But do you know
what the ’mark’ Is?”
“No, sir.”
“Do you know what you want It ’saved’
from?”
“N-no, sir; not exactly.”
“Do you know why heaven should be
eaUed upon to save a ‘mark’ you know
nothing about from some calamity or
danger of which you are equally igno
rant?"
“I do not.”
“Then let us not use the phrase,” said
the Old editor, drdiving his pencil through
it—and this reporter never used It again.
But within n few days another reporter
brought in an article which, singularly
enough, contained the expression, ”God
save the mark.” The editor, after looking
over the manuscript, called In this repor
ter in his turn and interrogated him:
“Do you know exactly what that phrase
means?”
"I think I do, sir,” answered the re
porter.
“Ah? And what is the ‘mark,’ then?”
“It is an object or target aimed at, os
in archery.
“But what do you want it saved’ from?"
“From an arrow, sir. ’God save the
mark!' is an ejaculatory phrase expreg
sive of irony or a humorous sense of the
extraordinary. When an archer shot well
he was accustomed to say, "God save
the mark!’ meaning to express a desire
that the mark should not be hit, and his
arrow displaced by someone coming after
him. Ironically, it was said to a novice
whose arrow falls wide of the mark. In
this case it signifies ”
“That will do,” said the old editor. "I
see you have been reading Brewer. In
consideration of the fact that you fully
understand the expression we will use it
this once.”
How Egbert Helped Out.
Before Mrs. Wimbley’a friends, the
Parkers, came from the East on their
long-expected visit, she took an after
noon off end gave her little son a series
of instructions calculated to improve his
behavior at the table, says the Chicago
Tlmes-Heraid. Egbert had been In the
habit of resting on his elbows while eat
ing. This his mother told him was one
of the worst offenses against good man
ners that people could commit.
“You must never put your elbows on
the table when we have company,” the
boy's mother said, “but If you do I will
wink at you. That will mean that you
must take them down. No gentleman ever
rests his elbows on the table and no boy
that does so can hope to grow up to be
a gentleman.”
After the Parkers had finished their
first dinner in the Wimberly flat, the
men got to discussing the trust question,
and. while the ladles were sipping their
coffee, the talk drifted around to the
Boers and China. Mr. Parker leaned for
ward, put his elbows on the table an<l
rested his chin in one of his palms.
Little Egbert was worried. He made a
“whist!’' at his mother and pointed at
Parker, but she pretended not to hear and
went on talking as hard as she could.
Then the boy said:
“Mama, mama!"
“Hush, darling, hush! Run out in the
library.”
“Well, why don’t you wink at him?”
The men were busy talking and didn't
notice. Egbert waited a moment and
then said:
“Mama, he has them on!”
"Egbert, dearest, go out and see If you
can’t find your top."
“But why don’t you make’ him take
them down?”
"Do be quiet, darling. Run into the hall
and start the music box."
“You said you would wink, didn’t you’"
Mr. Parker's interest had finally been
attracted, and, turning to Egbert with a
smile, he asked:
"What's wrong, little man? Didn’t your
dinner agree with you?”
"Yee." Egbert replied, "but mama says
people that put their elbows on the table
can t ever get to be gentlemen, and she
knows you have them on, too, because I
sow her look.”
The Shirt Wnint Man.
From the New York Bum
Behold me,
Coat less and cool;
I am the shirt waist man
And If I don't
Take the rag off the bush
I take the coat
Off my back
And fling it
In the face of conventionality.
What do I care
If Fashion
Piles ihe persplra'lon ’.
Up knee deep
On the backs
Of coated men?
It doesn’t monkey with me,
For I yank off my coat
And Fashion
Chases itself out of n>
Neighborhood,
And leaves me
Cool
Asa cucumber. N
Of course, t
My siilnt waist
Isn’t cut according
To the rattern
Of the lady shirt waist
And it lacks
Fluff and puff
And furbelow
And has a
Superfluity of narrative
Perhaps,
But It gets there
Just the same.
And I am comfortable
While those,
Coated with conventionality.
Sweat and swear
And kick holes
In the Weather Bureau
And loee th-lr tempers
In an overflow of lemperntura.
The shirt waist man
Isn’t a recognized Institution
Just yet.
But he’s the coming man
And the hot weather
Brings him out
As tt does the tassels
On a field of corn,
And soon the streets
Will blossom with him.
Not altogether
A thing of beauty,
But verily a joy
During the heated term.
That’s me.
The shirt waist man,
And a* Icng 4
As I keep cool
Conventionality
y May go to thunder, . — W. J. I*
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
—The Supreme Court of Rhode Island
has decided that flowers are a necessary
feature of a funeral. The case under
consideration was an action brought by
a Boris* against the administrators of the
estate of a deceased citizen, who had re
fused to pay the plaintiff for flowers fur
nished on the credit of the estate. Thfe
court Justified the expenditure, remark
ing that "the custom of having flowers
at funerals is well nigh universal in this
country, and that when not abused by
extravagance or unseemly ostentation It
Is certainly to be commended as giving
appropriate expression to our feelings of
reepec* and love for the departed.”
—A Nebraska correspondent of the Chi
cago Record says: "Wind mills are get
ting to be as thick in Nebraska as In
Holland. There is at least one at every
farm house to pump water; often another
at the barnyard, and sometimes several
others at the different corrals or feed
ing places for cattle. In the (owns clus
ters of wind mills rise above the roofs
and give a quaint and picturesque ap
pearance to the landscape. They differ
from the Dutch wind mills, however.
They are open wheels of wood, while in
Holland the wheels are usually made of
canvas fastened to long arms, which re
volve very slowly and In a dignified way
appropriate to the Dutch character. The
Nebraska wind mills whirl with great en
ergy ot the slightest provocation, illus
trative of the character of many citi
zens of this state, and some of them creak
and croak In a most melancholy manner
like other citizens that might be describ
ed. People who live In the neighborhood
soon get used to ihls disagreeable noise
and do not mind It any more than the In
dustrious and progressive elements mind
the croaking of the 'mUfortunisls.'"
—Apricots stand second to oranges as a
money-making crop in California, and
more of this fruit is grown on the Pacific
slope than in all other states and coun
tries. Roughly estimated, the present
apricot yield Is worth *2,250.000 to the
state, and the same estimate has it that
there are between 40,000,000 and 46,000,-
000 pounds of apricots In California this
year. Small apricots are grown in a few
sheltered places in the Eastern states,
and there are small ochards of the fruit
in the South of France, in Italy, and In
Turkey, and larger ones in Japan, but
nowhere in the world are apricots grown
cn the wholesale plan of California. The
product of this fruit tn California is more
than treble that of all the rest of the
world. In five or six years more, when
the thousands of young apricot trees now
growing in the state come into full bear
ing, it is likely that the annual yield of
apricots in California will be upward of
100,000,000 pounds, and that the product
of the rest of the world will be insignifi
cant by the side of it. Apricot trees are
"shy” bearers, and with all that science
and the arts of horticulture may do they
cannot make the apricot a steady bearer
year after year, like the fig, the orange,
lemon or plum.
—China can usually find a double for
anything Europe possesses. On the stage
they have an Irving, though not In name.
In the study they have even had a
Shakespeare—or, at least, they say so.
The stage in China is, as in ages past,
closely allied to the temple, and a play
often extends over a full month, in a
severely plain and simple place of amuse
ment, devoid of ornamentation of any
kind, the writer had the pleasure of see
ing Fon Chong Mai, the Sir Henry Irv
ing of China, act the leading part in a
play etitled "Ching-Won-Bohow." The
plot of this play contains nothing new to
an Englishman familiar with Shakes
peare. There is scarcely an incident or
proverb in the piece which does not re
call the work of the great poet. Fon
Chong Mai Is a popular man and a great
actor. For over 300 years his family has
been Identified with the actors’ art, and
when he acts he Is often attired in a
costume which an ancestor wore two cen
turies ago on the stage. He is a man of
the keenest perception, highly educated
in Chinese arts and sciences, and should
he by any misfortune be obliged to quit
the stage, he could earn his living In al
most any business or profession. His
memory is prodigious, and he possesses a
repertory which Include all the great re
ligious plays of the mandarin dialect,
seme, of them filling scores of volumes.
Like his great British contemporary, he
is a splendid companion.
—The London Lancet says that Dr. L.
Sambon and Dr. Low. the two medical
men ln.trusted | by the British government
with the perilous task of testing the pts
s:bility of guarding against malarial In
fection in the Roman Campagna, have
found a favorable place for their purpose.
They have selected a spot about two milai
distant from Ostia, between Castel Por
ziana and Castel Fusano, and within five
minutes' walk of the latter place. The site
of their hut is on the edge of a “stagno,"
or swamp, forming part of the royal
hunting demesne of Castle Fusano, and
left undralned in order to preserve the
wild boar, water fowl, etc., which fre
quent it. The hut will stand close to a
canal containing a luxuriant growth of
algae and other aquatic plants, and with
in a stone's throw of a clump of pine
trees. The few dwellings near are Inhab
ited by peasants who constantly suffer
from malaria and are Infested by mos
quitoes of the anopheles variety. Situat
ed thus in .the heart of the swamps sur
rounding the mouth of a large river,
among the haunts of Innumerable mosqui
toes of ihe malarial variety, and in a lo
cality notorious as one of the most dead
ly of the fever-stricken centers of the Ro
man Campagna, this spot appears to offer
ideal conditions for the experiment. The
two investigators have he n studying ihe
animal and insect life of the Campagna,
collecting and examining frogs, lizards,
pats, spiders, mosquitoes and the like.
K*ng Humbert has manifested much in
terest in their trial, and has assisted
them tn many ways.
—When we told the story of Leo, the
suburbanite dog who knows and an
nounces by barks and leaps the moment
when hi* master in the city takes the
train for home, Ihe tale was received
with cold Incredulity for the most pari,
and our request for other anecdotes illus
trating the possession by other dogs of
similar telepathic powers, while It did
not go quite without response, elicited
nothing of exactly the same sort, says
the New York Times. Still, the power
exists, and though Lo's case is an un
common one, it does not stand alone. We
find, for tnstance, In an English kennel
journal an account of a pointer who
lived in Rustchuk, on the Danube, and
who manifested precisely the ability
shown by Leo. This dog's owner Is
quoted as saying; "I was In the habit of
taking Journeys of several days’ duration
and uncertain length. Usually I was not
able to inform my family of the day
of my return. Sometimes the difficulties
Of traveling made It Impossible for me to
Judge myself when I might return. My
ilog always knew. I used to return home
by steamer from the other side of the
river. My wife always knew from which
steamer I should land by fhe dog's man
ner. Shortly before the steamer on which
I wss about to cross was timed to leave
the station on the opposite river bank,
the pointer became restless and excited,
and would go out Into the garden to
watch the steamer come arrow to our
landing stage. My wife used to say to
the children: 'Papa is on the steamer.
The dog never made a mistake, although
I might have come by sny of the steamers
leaving during the day.' There >■ no
hazard or guesswork in the dog’s pro
ceedings. Simply he knew the moment
his master set foot on the steamer, and
showed that he knew It.” The source
and form of this narrative combine to
lend It credibility, and the oioeeness with
which, though coming from such a dis
tance, tt parallels the achievements of
our own canine telepathist Is a matter
Of intense satisfaction to us, i
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CINCINNATI, O.
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Dally except Sundays. Subject to chang*
without notice.
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_ THUNDERBOLT' ~
Car leaves Bokon street junction 5:30
a. m. and every thirty minutes thereafter
until 11:30 p. m.
Car leaves Thunderbolt at 6:00 a. m. and
every thirty minutes thereafter until
12:00 midnight, for Bolton street Junc
tion.
FREIGHT AND PARCEL CAR.
This car carries trailer for passengers
on all trips and leaves west side of city
market for Isle of Hope. Thunderbolt
and all Intermediate points at 9:00 a. m. p
1:00 p. m., 5:00 p. m.
Leaves Isle of Hope for Thunderbolt,
City Market and all Intermediate points
at 6:00 a. m., 11:00 a. m., 2:40 p. m.
WEST ~ END CAR. ‘
Car leaves west side of city market for
West End 6:00 a. m. and every 40 minutes
thereafter during the day until 11:30 p. m.
Leaves West End at 6:20 a. m. and ev
ery 40 minutes thereafter during the day
until 12:00 o'clock midnight.
H. M. LOFTON, Gen. Mgr.
SUMMER UitSOrtTS.
I^TELWORMANbTi7
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Located In the liveliest and most Inter
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Summer Resort—Ocean Hotel. Asbury
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, White Sulphur Springs Hotel,
WAYSESVII.LE, N. C.
60 acres beautifully shaded lawn, wonder
ful mountain views, cool nights, freesiona
Iron and noted sulphur springs. Fine or
chestra dally. House remodeled and newly
furnished this season.
COL. F. A. LINCOLN, Proprietor,
Greenbrier While Sulphur Springs,
West Virginia.
Representative resort of the South. Open
June 15. 340,000 tn Improvements. New
sewerage, plumbing, lights, private baths
and toilets. Orchestra of 16 pieces. Fam
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course, 2,700 yards. Professional In charge.
Wrile for illustrated booklet. HARRING
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IN THE COOL MOUNTAINS.,
The Swannanou Hotel, Ashevll.e, N. C.
Under new management. A high class
family and commercial hotel, with tabla
of superior excellence. Casino, music and
dancing. Centrally located; good beds;
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“LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN HOUSE.
Location beautiful and sanitary. Hotel
comfortable! and homelike. Rates from
$7.00 to SIO.OO per week.
MRS. GEO. E. PURVIS,
Lookout Mountain. Tenn.
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