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6 QTljc IBofniitg ftcto>£ Mn, Nrwi Hnlldluc **<k SINDAY, KO\ KHi:n 11. !••*■ Kegl#tet*d s th Poe tofli.e in Savannah Tn# MoRNTNG NEWS la pobllsbod •vary day In ta* jcai. •*.J Is wrved to subscriber* in lbs city, or sent by mail, at <vc a month Mto lr a.x moot ns. and 3* 00 (or one rear. Tha MORNING NEWS, by maU. at* timaa a week (without Sunday laaua). ttoraa months, *l.6*. ala months. M. on* jraar ti 00. Tha W KEKI.Y NEWS. 2 laauts a weak (Monday and Thursday) by mad. ona year. n w fiybarnptlon* payable in advance. Re mit by postal order, check or registered latter Currency aant by mall at risk o( aasiders. Transient advartlsementa, other that ape ‘tat column. Iota) or reading notice#, amusements and cheap or wans column 10 eenta a line Fourteen line* of agate type— aqua I to ona Inch square In depth— la tha standard r>( measurement. Contract rata* and discount mads known on appli cation at business office. Orders for delivery of tha Morning New* to either residence or place of business may be made by postal card or Utrougn telephone Ku. 210. Any irregular ity In delivery should be Immediately re ported to (he offloe of publication. Letters and telegram* ehould b* ad dressed "MORNING NEWS." Ssvsnnah. Oa HA STERN OFFICE 23 Park Rets. Now York city. H C. Faulkner, Manager. 24 PACES. LNDIT 10 MW AjjvEBTISEMESTS. Special Notloeo—Suwanae Springs Wa ter. Plasterers' and Mseona' HuppHes. Sa vannah Building Supply Cos.. Land Titles, BckMi A Beckatt. Notlc* to City Court Jurors; Insurance and Iteeil Eilat* Agents. W. C Frlpp A Go ; J. C. Dayant. Attornay, Solicitor and Counseior, Brooks vllle, Fla ; Masonic Tempi* Pharmacy. The Pastime Bowling Club; Hayciss art l’rlre* to butt Every Min* Pocket. R. V Connerat, Knight * Pharmacy; Hardee A Marshall, Reddick-Adams Dancing Acad emy; Watch Rsgralrtng, J. C. N. Thomas; Spactal Hale of Wheels, Thomas' Bicycle Emporium; A New Home, M. 8. Gard ner; David Clark; Special For tha La dim. Cohen * Kulman Carriage and Wa gon Company Business Notices Savannah Stvam Laundry. E A W. I-aundry. Tour Hors* Needs a Blanket. Cohen-Kulman Car rie g* and Wagon Company. OH Hawtarw—Thoa. West A Cos. Auction Sale— Upright Plano, Etc., by C. H. Dorset t. Auctioneer. Spoctel in Black Dreaa Good# This Wwk, J. L. Morrison. Groat He la—Leopold Adler. To Live Well—Eat-Well. t Amusements— Royal Mueto Hall. Patent Leather Shoe*—At Byck's. Tha Temptation# of Fail—l-aupold Ad lor. Trad# for Ui# Past Waak—At Hogan a Women’* and Children's Knit I'nder wear Walsh A Meyer. Elk'e Orend Carnival and Confederal* Reunion at Augusta, Cia., Nov. 12-17. A Valuabl* Buggaatlon—Tha Me'ropolt tsn Clothing Company. All Kind* of lop Robe#—Lew Frank. A Large Assortment of Stove* Edward Lovell's Hum, Cleveland Btoyclsa—'WlUlnm A H. H. Lattlmore Gas Stove*—Mutual Gas Light company. Interesting llama—O. W. Allen A Cw. W* Never Tlr# In Our Efforts—Al Gut man’* Tha Bee-Hive—N. Rebuts, Proprietor Educational—Georgia School of Tech nology, Atlanta. Ga. Financial—Lewis C Van Riper, Now York; Jaoob Barry A On. New York. It Pays to Trade Kara— Foy* A Eck stein. Mora Rellabto Store Than Ever—Eck stein's. ' Vr setts—Thomson* "Okyvo Fitting" Corsets Poet tun CofTeo—Poatum Ceraal Com pany. Two Winner*—Cl lobe Shoe Store Madloal—Cutlcura; War Id a Dispensary Preparations. Hood's Sarsaparilla: K. R. K ; 6. S. 8.; B. B B ; Pyramid Pile Cura; •tuait'a Dyapepala Cura; Stuart'# Catarrh Cura; Paruna: 'IT' for Grip. Morphine Cura; J. N. Hathaway Cos.; Jtfferaon Med ical Institute. Cheap Column Advertisement—Help Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale. Lost; Personal. Mlsct liansou#- Tile Unlh.r. Tbs indications (or Gartlt to-day era for fair weather. with variable wind*, and for Kxsurn Florida partly cloudy weather, probably ahowcra, ncrjit in extrema southern portion, winds northerly light north easterly When tbs will of the late George M. Pullman was tiled, four years or so ago. the property was listed at about **.000,- ooc A final accounting was submitted to the Probata Court In Chicago yesterday by the trustees. According to the cal culations the estate has Increased In value to over lit,ooo.Wß. - | The unklndeat cut of all was the action of Nebraska Mr. Bryan certainly had a right to expect to carry his own state. ••We went for It for all we were worth." said Senator Hanna, lo speaking of Ne braska. adding, "but we did not expect to carry It." Were extraordinary efforts put forth In that state by the Republi cans for the purpose of humiliating the Democratic candidate? Vlcter Smith assents In the New York Press that every time Richard Cnoker made a bet on the recent election be went Into Wall street and hedged by pure bas ic, * stocks st tha low figures that pre vailed Just before the contest at the polls According lo Mr. Smith, Croker knew that If McKinley should be elected the storks would advanco In price as a oonaequene* sufficiently to counterbalance his election beta, while If Bryan ware elected him beta would be sufficient lo wipe out his loaaes on tha street. Mr Smith calculates that Mr. Croker’s Wall street deals Wiu not only pay bis bets, but leave hm many thousands la the scad In the xaartaa Slll THS.It V MIA TO TUI- PROStT. In commenting a day or two ago on tht necessity for a reorganisation of tha Dem ocratic early Mr. Carlisle express'd th* opinion that Southern Democrats should taka tha lead In the matter, for th* ret son rhat Democrats of the South are th* basis of th* party. This opinion Is worth vory careful consideration The real hou.h la solidly Democratic. There are only a tew elate* u, th* North which, a. or ding to th* recant election, have a majority of Democrats. We do not believ* that the prepent l the time for attempting a reorganization hut when the time comes, the South ought to sake the plac* sleighed to her by Mr Carlisle be,*ue she I* hatter fitted o lead the party back to tha principles with which it won so many victories before It became mixed up with the heresies of Populism and silver Republicanism, and to dee, with th* new condition* wish which ihe people ara confior:ted There are danger* In organised capital for which there must be a remedy, and there w a spirit of commerclallpm Hi poßtlcs which must he checked In the North ant, ng Democrat* a well s< among Republicans, th* dollar dominates every thing Such is not She esse in the South, mainly for the reason probably that thera Is comparatively little wealth here.and the willingness therefore to make everything secondary to money is not eo great There I# atlll strong attachment to the early purposes of the republic. The people feel that If tha republic la ta endure every thing must not be sacrificed to money get ting. There k> no doubt tha! the tendency of iho Republican patsy will be more ihm ever, since Its great victory of last Tuet •lay, towards the centralisation of power, and that it will be to a greater extent than ever before under th* domlnaisoh of capital In she hands of trusts and syndi cates Is almost certain. If the govern ment M to ha kep! In Ihe control of the paeipl#. therefore, it tnnil be by the Dem ocratic party, and It ihust be by a Dem ocratic patsy reorganised and largely di rected by tha South, because, a* already stated. Southern Democrats are much lea* under the Influence of the money power than those of tb* North. IhDCPEftiyiLTT ELECTOR* IN THE ROl Ttf- The Macon Telegraph does not think that tha South has much to hope for from either the Democrats or the Repub licans off th# North. Tlirrefore It suggests that the "South should go Into th* atac *°TSl college Independent of any party of the North, at least until they repeal th* fifteenth amendment, and there make term*." Th* plan might be made effective, but It 1* not exactly clear how. Th* electors hav* no autholrty to do anything except to cast their votes. They cannot m-dto terms, if they should vote contrary to the wishes of those who elected them they would provoke s revolution. Wtfh whom. therefore, could th# Southern elector# make terms? Certainly not with th# party leaders. Th# leaders could not go outside of tho platforms of their respective parties. They would hove no power to do to. That being th* case the South would b* Just as Well oft by making a choice of a platform before th* election. Tarty policies ars formed In national oonventiona On new questions they sometime* originals In Oongrras. As far as w# can see, the South's only chanc* to mak* her Influence fell for her special benefit In national affairs, I* to send her ablest men to the national convention* of tho party of her choice, and to Congress Bine# th* War of Secession she has been altogether too willing to follow tha lend ot tha Northern I >*moerary Her public men should ba mor* Independent. There were abler statesmen In the South prior to th* War of Secession than In any other part of tha country, and there ara men ta th* South now who ar* better fitted to Bad tb* Democratic party than thd*a who have been directing Its fortune* m racert years W* may not ** the ntlr# scop* of th* T*dgm.ph' plan, but what w* do see of tt does not appear to be practical. EVII)EX( E or A TRUST. Purlnr th# campaign Senator Hanna aatd there were no trust* What do*** hr <tell tha combination which has retard the pries of all kind* of meat on* cent a pound? If Uier* were not a meat trust why I* It that the prtfe w* raised by ail the packers at tha same time? Another Interesting question I*, why was not tbs price raised unlit after tb* elec tion? Waa tha truat afraid that If tt put up the price before elect 100 there would be eelampede from fhe Republican party? And why would It not ba aa willing for cha Demorratio party to aucraad aa tha Republican party’ la not tha answer plain? Tha Republican party la lha friend of truat*. No doubt they contributed much of tha money with which tha alac tlon waa won by tha Republicans. It Is useless for the Republicans to aay. after this evidence that the trusts favor ed them, that they are not friendly to trusts. It la a safe prediction that-during the neat four years there will be nothing done to check lha trust evil. The trusts will own the government as completely as If they had purchased It and paid their money for U. The packers say that they have been selling meat at a loss for ala months Would they be willing to show thetr books to prove that statement? If they have been losing how la It they have been pay ing dividends? Why la If that there ha* been nothing heard lo the effect that th< great packing firms wars lending towards bankruptcy? By raising the price of all kinds of meat one cent a pound It Is estimated that tha packers will put 135.0,0t> a year In their pockftw And rau ti of this money will ! come from poor people—people who can not afford to pay more than they were ; paying before the raise—and It doesn't ap i pear that • single cent of this vast sum it In I" to tha meat producers— the faf | mers and cattle raisers. Tie Increase m . tha price of meat la one of the ftrat fruits I of tha recent Republican victory. ■■ . ■ . From the midst of the Ktygian gloom there comes tha hollow. bl-mtatllc voice of one crying out tn despair ''Civilisation Is threatened." It says, "and nothing short of a phenomenal movement can save |t." It |a tha voice of "Coin” Harvey, mote thin by long confinement. ‘‘Coin" Is so Armly convinced that the country la going to tha demnltlon bow-wows that. In or der te escape the cataclysm, ha ha* <l~ •tried Chicago and barest ter Uve In -Arkanaaa. THE MORNING NEWS: ST NDAY, NOVEMBER 11. IWO. IIUOAM Oh THE MIGHT LITE. Th# bill of R, pr-entativa Hogan of Llswoln county, which provide* for bien nlal sessions of the legislature Is on the right bn*. It I* In the direction of econo my Pretty nearly every state In tha Un ion haa biennial *• salons of Its Legisla ture, and, a* far as we can arc. thera 1* no good reason why Georgia should not Other stales adopted Ihe biennial session system for economy, and other reason#, and It ta certain that there la aa much need of economy In this state aa In any other, The mention or the bill In Atlanta pa per/ Is coupled with the comment that It la not likely to pas* either House It Is well understood why ii Is not popular lu that city. The Legislature I* a source of revenue. The people there can be depend ed upon to oppose It. Hut why ehould th* entire slate tie taxed for the benefit of Atlanta's trade* people • and boarding house and hotel keepers? On* session of Ihe Legislature every two year* would i oat only a little mor* than half what the two sessions now coat. The money that would be saved Is greatly needed to pay th# teacher* of tha public schools It may be said that tha Legislature could not get through with tha business that would ba brought befoi* It In one session, unices ihe seaston should be about as long as tb* two ses sions are now That la not a goon argument More than half of the time of Iho legislature te wasted In consid ering bills that are of no account. Man, of th* matters that are taken be fore th* Legislature should ba placed within the Jurisdiction of county commla gltiners and city councils. There ought to be general laws covering many other things And the Legislature wastes a good deal of time doing practically nothing Ii will toon ba three weeks tinea the present session began, and what has been accom plished? It has hardly got to work In rarnast. Th* politicians ara of course against biennial pensions But when wer# they ever In favor of economy? They Uke to niae; at the capital every fall and fix up political slates. Why ehould the people he taxed to afford them that privilege? Let us have a biennial session of forty days That would ha a movement In Ihe direction of a lower tax rat*. JOKBI FOR INDIGESTION. No rosin has mad* s discovery. To say who. what or where Boroals ts would be sa sacrilegious as to put the prefix "Mrs " before the name of on* of its constit uent*. Every well-informed person Is sup pos'd to know tl.at Bororis Is the "mother of women's clubs." that it has Us habitat In New Y'ork. and that for thirty years It has been eating breakfasts anywhere from noon to 3 p. m. In the swellest hotel* and restaurants, and at those breakfast* discussing with becoming dignity and gravity The Whlchness of the What and other al strtisi# fdobUms ot modern life as applied i-arliculsrly to advanced wo man. Thirty years of breakfasts abounding In such rich menttl rwloilum as Soros Is al ways serve# has had Us effect. The dic tionary rays (hat "sorosls” Is a fleshy fruit; and there ie no going back on the dictionary. Fleshiness ts sunimsed to be Indicative of the antithesis of a high or der of mentality or spirituality. How could tho fleshy fruits of thirty years of Hornets abolish or avoid embonpoint and Indigestion? "Laughier," said Dr Katha rln* G. Townsend. "Is a specific Laughter bring* Into play the necessary set of mus cles to hasten salivary secretions and as sist th* process of assimilation." Dr. Townsend pnscilbcd Jukes with future Koroslt breakfast*, and threw tn a few to assist In tha better assimilation of th* breakfast then on. Th* assemblage caught the Ides quickly, and the whole gamut of laughs, from th* demur* glggl* to the nesrty ha ha! was run around th* board. This, he assured at once, was not In a spirit of levity but in all seriousness Bo roots does noi believe In or encourage levity, nor does she ever treat any subject hghtly. Severs! Joke* were administered and received as after-dinner pills are ad tninisfered and received, and laughter wss Indulged In for precisely the same reason that pepsin is Indulged to—for the diges tion. Thus It occurs that Sorosls. always a leader, has given anew precept to wo men's clubs. There must he laughter at thetr refections, for th* mor* perfect as similation of th# v lands served. Club women, therefore, will be under the neces sity of supplying themselves with Joe Millar Jokers end religiously memortilng the so-called funny columns of Iho cur rent periodicals. The bright quip and the merry ha ha' are to have th* call tn the women's clubs. Not for th* fun of the thing, but for th* health. That a woman may be da facto the head of tho household la vary well under stood: lha* she may de Jure occupy that position has Just been affirmed by the United States Oreult Court of Appea!* at Richmond, Va. In rendering hi* de cision Judge Parnell said: "When an In telligent, active. Industrial, frugal wo man finds she has married a man who. instead of coming up lo the standard of a husband. U a mere dependent, who ac knowledges that he la only a helpmate to hla wife, obeys her Instructions, pours hla little earning* Into her lap. ac knowledges her to be and always to have been the head of the fumlly and leaves to her tta support, tt would be contra dictory of fact and an absurd construc tion of law to say ha, and not she, ta tho head of the family." It seems that fat# ta determined to make an oil magnate of Col. James M Guffey. Democratic National Committee man from l’*no*ylv*nl*. A "apouter" oi. well has been struck on Col. Guffey * property In Weal Virginia, and It U pour. !ng out wealth at the rat* of about tAtttb per day. At this rata It will not take long to put Col. Oußey Into the list of petroleum barons. The cold wave seem* to have been gen eral throughout the cotton belt. It was a? cold In Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana on Friday night a* it was In Georgia. This being true, no more top crop cotton need be expected. Th* bear* Ing ta done for this year. His millions of admiring friends are be omlng Jus| a bit uneasy about Renator James K. Jones of Arkansas. Joist ad vice* from him through the public prints were to th* effect that he had gone )o bad on tbs Bight of th* election. still bepeful. For several years Ui* upp!y of rubber ha* been ehori, and price# have ruled high. The advent of the bicycle a* a pop ular vehicle and later th/ use of rubber lire* on automobiles ar.! carriages of all sorts, boomed the cost of the m*t< rial to an unprecedented point, home anxiety has been felt with r<-.- t to th* supply, and many effort* have men mart* to dis cover a satisfactory rubber substitute. However apprehension of the ful.uie of tha supply has been at,eyed by the dis covery of a great forest of rubber trees in Bolivia. But this discovery should not discourage the experiment In rubber tree cultivation which is being made in Florida. If the New York nee - imperil gauge pub lie senume/it In Uieir < rn muni I y correct ly. It seems Inal HI■ .laid Croker haa now the fight of hl lire on I D hands An at fort la going to be n to oust both him and Tammany Hall from the control of municipal affairs, an-t the Ind. cations are that It will be the most powerful effort that was ever directed against the Demo cratic loti It may be that Boa* Croker w.U have to appeal to Boss Hiatt to rave him It la pretty generally believed that th# two bosses work maether sometimes rtiHiuv tb. —The newest monument to Prince Bis marck was unveiled on the Koenigplutg. In Breslau, on Oct. IS on a pedestal of gi Malta !•; ft > nigh * figure of uiamarck stands, dressed in the uniform of the Cui rassier Regiment and his heavy helmet The d*ll. moil Is. "Tha grateful t-lies slana, lkvu. ‘ When Lieut. Gov. Timothy Woodruff of New York visited Dannemora aisle prison recently he aiked to be locked In u dark ce... the extreme form of punish ment at the prison, before he had l>e,n there u full minute he avked to be freed, *#ylng that ho hud experienced enough for a lifetime. —When the present Czar of Russia wa* cxarewlt* he made an extended tour of the Orient, reluming by way of Alberta What he did a lei ,t* has been recorded In one of the nvoat m.igultlo nt took* ev4r printed. It ban been ilvtta Into English, and iho i< onJ volume made Its appear ance a short lima ago. The work Is splendidly Illustrated, anj altogether Is the rno.-t superb book .t it* kind In ex istence. —The Duke of Portland, who has suffer ed a serious loss by the fire at Welbeck Abbey, was a very- poor man (111 hi* as vtstdon lo the title In DTD, was formerly a lieutenant In the Coldstream Guards, and he 1* still Reiau-tuinf colonel of the lion. Artillery Company, and Hon. Col onel of the Fourth larttalion of the Sher w<*wl Foresters. He hav always been persona grata at court, and has twice been muster of the Hone, a position which be sllll holds. HR I GUT HITS. —All There—She—How many pictures have you paint- J sin, •> you first began? He— oh. 1 haven't any idea. She—Some day J am coming around to your studio and count them —Detroit Free Pr —A Suburban Clock—Caller—Land sakes’ How late It Is. Mrs. Suburb— C*h. you mustn't go by that clock. It's two hours fast. Caller—Why d,i.{ you eel It right? •Mrs thiburb-Horrors, no! Don’t louch I*. That's tho clock my hu.chand catches trains by —New York Weekly. —lmpossible tn His Case— Come, come, my boy. don’t cry. urged the kindly old gentleman. "Doubtless your troubles are very real aid eertbus to you. but you should be manly lu adversity.” "I can't lie." sobbed the boy. "Why not?" asked tb kindly old gentleman. "Ms won t let me swear ” -Chicago Evening Drat. —Tlmi language of Flowers—"Do you think those carnations are becoming to me?" she asked. “Oh, yes," he replied, "but there arc other flowers which 1 should rather see you wear." "I’ray tell me what they are." she said, always anx ious lo please, "and I will wear thatn for you." "Orange blossoms!” ho cried. Bo now It's aJI settled —Phi.adelphiu Evening Bulletin. —Boston Diction—Teacher (of English)— Michael, when I have finished you may repeat what I have read tn your own word* 'Bee the cow. Isn't she a pretty row? Can the cow run? Yes, the cow can run. Can she run as fast ns the hone? No. she cannot run as fast as the hors*.' " Future Mayor (of Uontoni—Git on to de cow Ain't *he a beaut’ Kin de cow git u gait on her? Bure. Kin and cow hump It wld da horse’ Nit—da cow ain't In H wld de horse -judge. CURRENT COMMENT. The Baltimore Bun (Henil says: "Mr. Andrew Carnegie on hla return from hts castle In Scotland declared that President McKinley's re-el” lion means 'four years more of prosperity.' Yes. but 'prosperity* for whom? The past four years have un. doubled)?' been n period of great prosper ity for Mr Car egle and the monopolis tic combination over which he presides, hut users of Iron and fleet who have been compelled to buy his product at an Inflat ed price do not feel that they have had their due share of the prosperity. Railway companies and builders of mo-tern struc tures have bad a dead weight of excessive cos! of material leaded upon their enter pt and are ■ .11 ■ o-it| iainlng of tie extra profit the Carnegie trust la exact ing under cover of the tariff. If the Re publican party wishes to make a proper return to the country for the confidence just expr* stted at ihe polls It will at the first opportunity try to correct the obvious bad results of tha Dtngley tariff by lower ing duties on all merchan-ltao produced by extortionate trusts." The Chicago Chronicle <D*m ) *vys ‘Topullsm has failed In Its Demo mile masquerade because Democrats them selves would have none of It. Socialism has failed tn It* fantastic pirade In bor rowed finery because Democrat* shrank from It tn loathing ns natural as It was creditable. The nondescript radicals of every stripe who struck the shrill chord of class hatred amt attempted to array men against mm by occupations or by considerations of fortune failed because the leaven of democracy I* still active among the people. Irrespective of parly, and tn spite of unfavorable conditions ha* once more prevailed." The New York Evening Post (lnd > say*. "Massachusetts Is the only Eastern slate where the returns Indicate that any con. rldernhle number of men made the'laaua of Imprria Ism tha test In casllng their ballots The Increase In Bryan * vote there, a* In Connecticut *nd N*w York, was due In part to the fact that more ef forts were maih- to get IvmiKT-tts to the polls this year than In ISM. hut the fall- Inguff In fhe R. pub.lcan vote undoubtedly represents Ihe loss lo McKinley of thous ands of men who followed the lead of ex- Cov. Bout will on lha question of Impe rialism." The Boston Globe tlnd.) says: ”‘We are proud of out navy and sealous of our dignity or the high seas. But why we should suddenly need forlV new warships. Including various types not hitherto built for nival puposr- as contemplated hv Ihe national *nl of construction at Washington, 1* not ole-tr to many mo- Schoolroom Fun. Here are some amusing mistakes made by school children, which will furnish a few andle* for fathers end mother*. **y* th* Chicago Record. Misspelled word* are responsible for th# following remark able statements "The blood in the body Is taken by means of tub# to the heart and there de tained.’* "A volcano Is a burning mountain that nas x creator and throw* out melted rooks." "I came sore and conquered," "Hl* brain was teething with grand Pleas in ah direction#." If the e.irtn did not revolt, we should always have equal night* and days " Another ciar* of ini-sokes Is mad* up of those which ore the result of unsuc cessful guesting Here are a few exam ples. (g. "What do you understand by th# following Pig iron, lumber trade, shod dy. into slots, buffer*, .ampblack?" A Pig Iron Is what they make lb* nose rings for pigs of." People w ,o keep pawnbrokers' shop* are said to he In the lumber trade " “Bnoddy is a kind of drink much used in Ireland." Insulators ore “1. Islander#." 2. "2ta chlnes used to freeze cream and other liquids to make ice " J "people who In sult other people." A buffer Is: 1. "A thing that buffs." 2. "A hard blow " 3. "A wiki animal." 4. "A kind of ox uted to plow the flelda In some countries." "Lampblack ts the man who aees to the lamps." No examination papers are more Inter estlng to correct than those on history. Biblical or otherwise From thee* a third vises of blunders -anachronism*— may tj* drawn Apart from the amusement they afford. It comes upon one with a slight shock to read that "the priest of Midlan reproved hi* daughter* for not Inviting Moss* to come in to tea,' that “David boarded wmii the witch of Endor," and teat* "when Moses mother laPt him In the ark among tho bulrushes she did not forget to give the baby Ita bottle.” Did babies nave bottles In thoae days? Why not? One of Ingulla' Gensa. A few day# ago. saya tha Atchison Olobe. the following paper was found In lh late John J. Ingalls' desk. It refers to a visit to the site of his old home on the river bluff, burned many years ago: "Was It on this pi met wa lived alone and loved in youth* enchanted kingdom. amPl the forests and l>y the great lonely river, looking with mtng.ed g.vie at th* eastern bluffs, purpled by the autumnal sunset, or at iho wan face of the moon citmmg with sad steps the mklnlght sky, or wee It on some remote star In some other life, recalled with rapture and long ing unutterable ami unavailing? TANARUS), death in lift , the days that are no more.' "The crumbling excavation* scarce dis cernible among the vines and weeds and brambirs. deserted and inaeeeaa ble. an cient as Palmyra or Pcraepolls In seeming wa* this th* iheager whereupon was en acted Ihe Intoxicating drama, the swact tragedy of human passton, grief, Joy and endless separation? what de vious wanderings of the soul; what dark ened vistas: what trepidation; what strug gle and solace; what achievement and de feat: what splemkxr and what gootrx "The river hows, end the landscape I# unchanged. Nature mocks with her per manence the mutability of man, and tn that steadfast presence, recwlllng life# vanishing glory and bk-om. and lew of morning, how worthies# and vmpty ap pear all that time gives comparni with irftat It bears Insatiably away. How gladly would we exchange the p kzes rf ambition, and fame, and wealth for the splendid consecration of youth—'WlH with regret, the days are no more." They Had All I-oat One. An ptd gentleman, evidently a gatherer of statistics, but with a kindly face which shaued off to something like philanthropy about the nigra, was gaxlng abstractedly down Ki-gi ni street. 1-ondnn, says TU- Bits. Suddenly he stepped up to a gen tleman who wa* waiting for a bus, and. touching him lightly on the shoulder, said: "Excuse me. but dut you just drop a sov ereign?" hold.tig out tn his hand the coin mentioned. The gentleman questioned made a hasty search of hi* pocket* and said: "Why eo I did! And I hadn't trussed Ml" holding out an eager Imnd. The old man drew forth a note-book and took his name and addres, and then said: "1 though sck" turning away. "Well,” said the other, "do you want It all as a reward? "I d'.d not And one." said the old man, "but it struck me hut In a large city Ilka thia there must be a lot of money lost, and upon inquiry I And you are tha thlr ty-Arst man who has lost a sovereign this very morning.” Genuine Gratitude. Tha portly gentleman In the black cuta way coat lighted hi* cigar, leaned against the bar and puffed away contentedly, says the New York Mall and Expresa. L4ke most New York barrooms It waa a cosmo politan place, full of many aorta of peo ple. A lean, hungry-looklng individual.with grimy hands and the beard of an anarch ist. approached the portly gentleman cau tiously. "I aay. boss, could you not let me have a nickel." he began tentatively. "What's the trouble?" asked the other. "Well, you see, the fact Is I haven't a cent, and 1 was out on an awful spree last night—and I want a beer." He got the nickel He looked at the cojn •neditalively for a time, and then at hi* benefactor. "Say." he rjoculated at last, "you're a good fellow I wish I had another nickel so I could treat you." —-* i j A a the Small Boy Wrote tt. A teacher tn one of Boston's public school* had instructed her pupil* in hy giene, say* tne Household, anil towanl the end of the term, wishing to sea how well they could remember, told them to each write out a little etory of the hu man body. The following is copied from the “rlory" one small boy handed her. with the con A leni assurance that he knew t wa* nil right, for he had studied very hard over It: “The human body te divided Into three parts: the bead, tha thorax, and the abdo men. "The head contains the brains. If there are any; lh<- thorax contains the heart and fhe vital organs; and the abdomen the vowels, of which there are Ave, a. e, 1, o, and u, and sometime* w and y." The Big It•-union. From the Chicago Times Herald. Now pull down the colored poster. Hide It from the sight of men; Ttit aside the cami-oign banner. Let the old flag Ay again! Toss the torch upon the ash heap Put the marching suit away. We who yesterday had quarrels Have one battle cry to-day! Take Ihe task up wh.-re you dropped It. Rhout Hurrah! and fare along. With your hand* sill) strong for labor. And your heart attuned to song! God still rules o'er earthly ruler*. ill* the will to be obeyed; Only they lose who, defeated. Sit disconsolate, dismayed! Still the goddess, high above us. In her regal splendor siands. Pouring out her blessings on us. As of old. with lavish bonds! So. absolved fr m potty ha'ied. Let us s tig along the way— Brother*, with a common purpose. > And American*, to-day! -S- E. Kiser. Skin-Tortured Babies AND TIRED MOTHERS Find Comfort in Cuticura Instant Relief and refreshing sleep for Skin tortured Babies and rest for Tired Mothers in a warm bath with Cuticura Soap and a single anoint ing with Cuticura, the great skin cure and purest of emollients. 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ITEM* OF INTEYBBT. —Th* Filipino Junta In Hong-Kong hav had A prominent Arm of architects tn that city prepore plans for th* pubilr buildings of tha Filipino republic, to be erected st Manila. —Ona of tha greatest difficulties found by medics I missionaries in Chinn Is that patients, after receiving gratis a bottle of medirtn*. are apt to sell U to somaons else for a trifle. —The lithographers of this country and Europe would be In sore straits were It not for the invention of aluminium, for the Bavarian stone, which was used ex clusively until a few years ago for litho graphic purposes, hna lately shown that deterioration In quality which Is the sur est indication of an exhaustion of the sup ply, —Tha number of discontented Turks must be enormous. Forty-eight thou sand have been exiled during tho last eleven year*. To these must be added those who have fled *nd those who *re related to the exiles. During th# last five yearn more than S4.Ms.WU haa been spent by the Sultan tn yylng to persuade the fugitive* to return. —New# come* from Danish West In die* that a specie* of grasshopper, hither to unknown in the Island, has mad* Its appearance In St. Croix. nd th* planters complain of the damage done to the canes ll Is feared it is similar to that which made Its appearance some time ago In Cuba and was supposed to have bean l-rought over tn hay imported from tha United Sites —New Zealand seems to be prosperous The revenue for the year shows a record surplus hual to more lhan D.mn.ono over expenditure. Idle public debt of the colony stand* at H7.00i>,000 (J3S,7IS.<M> and the financial statement prqposas that rarlla inent should authorise another iLtni.wu 121.MG.000) loan lo be expended chiefly In the extension of railways. Tho loan will no doubt be authorised. —A new federation 1* tn prospect. It ts i umored that following upon the forma tion of tha Australian commonwealth the Imig-talked-of federation of the British West Indies Is to become an accomplished fact. The Imperial government is credited with the Intention of welding the whole of the Leeward and Windward Islands Into one confederation, with Barbados* a* Ihe seat of government. —Two of the old cannon which the Eng lish took from the French In 17*4 and threw Into the harbor of Loulshourg have been brought to Toronto. They are among a number recently Ashed out of Lou*s hourg harbor and have been purchased by the government The cannon have been lying at the bottom of the sew for ISO years. Each cannon is about nina feel long and weighs over 1.000 pounds —There I* a picturesque side to the quest for petroleum tn California From Siski you to San Diego the peculiar terms da scribing the paraphernalia of tha Indus try are becoming familiar even to chil dren. Wells are sinking under the wa ters of the ocean, through the hills su perimposed upon the oil stands and In all possible sort* and conditions of places where the probabilities appear to favor a "sirlke" The latest lot of contract! In clude one for the sinking of a well tn tho bed of Lake Tulare. Time wa* In mem ory of the pioneers when Tulare Lak< was a navigable body of water of large sue. There is a possibility that many of them will live to see the lake bed decor ated plentifully with derricks and becom ing a source of wealth A striking fact ts :hat with tha exception of the oil area tn U>s Angeles city the land that la produc ing oil la not of value for any other pur pose. The Industry Is. therefore, an addi tion to all previously existing sources of nealih in the slate and doe* not conflict with or Interfere with any other, with the possible exception of coal production. —The new member roust learn the use of his hot. say* T. P. O'Connor in a Lon don newspaper. He roust take It off when he enters the House, and he must keep It off so long as ho remains standing at the bar of the House, and. Inde-ed. until h* reaches hi* seat Ha mtnl also, of course, sake off hla hat when he rises to speak If he wishes to attain to the court liness of the old politician he must also take off hts h*t when he leans forward to speak to another member. It u*ed to tie the custom for every member to take of his hat whenever any other member allud-d to him "I do not agree with the • pinion Just expressed by she honorable member for Baßyburg." says the member for Rlankahtre The member for Rally burg. If ha wish IO he old-fashioned, end to adhere lo the strictest letter of the iew, sill Immediately take of his het Thera are other uses of the hat to which the new member rtannoi attain until he has beer Some rime In tbe House For In stance, If he have a motion on the paper announcing his desire to have s return of the number of officers who are at one In tbe receipt of pensions and members of the House, or If he desire lo learn the number of trees which have been harked by nursery maid* In Kensington Gardens, or If he be In search of any other form of official knowledge by notice of motion he proposes hi* morion by the simple ex pedient of raising his hat The member I‘ntses his hat; the speaker does the reel. By ami by, when the young member Is a minister, he will raise his hat when be propose* a big bill on Its second reading having set forth its main detail* on the first reading. But that 1* for tho future. II IS ISSHIIII[ IF IT DON’T CURE. Sfl ii ss I* i ?- Will sell you Smith's Chill and Fever Tonic, and if it does not cure they will pladly refund the amount you paid for it. Look for the Red Triangle on each pack age. B. A OiUowiy, General Merchandise. Mali land, Fla., Oct. 16. 1900. To Whom It May Concern: I have been netting Bmfih'a Chill and Fever Tonic the past year and have al*o umhJ it in my own family, and have found II to do ail that la claimed for It. Your* truly. IJ. A. GALLOWAY. HUMUS 018 STORES, BULL and CONCREBS and 309 BULL ST-, PHONES 293 and J 2. s|> win H HI IOVELt'S BROUGHTON STREET; AMtsKMem. Monday Matin** and Night. Nov. 1* Manag* rs Wagenhala A Knpcr present Louis Jams ond Hinm Mti In a Rtupfiidoui Production of "A Midsumo) r .Night's Dream. Magnificent scenery and electrical ef fects. Grand Chorus and Splendid Ballet. The famous Mriidelaaolm Music, with es pecially composed number* by Maxim de Grosz. SO—PEOPLE—6O Mailnee pet form-ince—great double MU —“A Modern Saint AnShony" and "Pyg malion and Galatea." Reals on sale gAVRNNRit nicaruß TUESDAY EVENING. NOV. 13. DU NNE & RYLEY present f MATHEWS 8 HUGER In all star cast, includ ing Walter Jones and Joale Di-Wltt. In thetr J new mu lcol comedy, mtmr^ In three explosion* by - Geo Ads, author of tho hook* Arllv Fables in Flung, et-. Mathew* and /K 1 Bulger, Walter Jones. Jo sic DcWltt, Norma Whal- tt ley. Philip HRv .-y,Daisy >. u/ I Ochrue, Tony Hurt, Helen J k Merrill, Adlyn Eslec. and —S Wiseman's Scran inters _* c | Beau on sale. rriot-fr„ 76c, toe end 24c.