The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, December 16, 1900, Page 12, Image 12

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12 P. T. FOYE. 4 ; f I uvlng | '.lar f, lit It I* Tax#* thought and ftrength It in n clar purpo** if t' N w HNr* to t*r#a? t. . ir • * by frv r.jr (he t uKlt\ *rvl * • TV* * 1“ **♦• I v bringing under our roof an ion of 110 . kiy M* har*!!*#* and 1... r*jg a In amj'if atyl#. ► th. • i • ma • i .>. > •'* irc rhwaply, by Mcvlng promptly. The on f y ?*;I m that <*n fall up-ri *ir m r*aromrrit I#, that It hat o\*r I got too mu L t * >* our Great of Gx*da proprriy. But w* tii t to i in tun* form ! MILLINERY | Mr* Ooldrn hat pr an wlrganM collection of l’a!trn Ha** for t . Holiday trad#. H*>l**a In pr “fu on and to suit tha taata of t■. ct r. l SHOES | 1 Shoe# for service, p*mf't and *>■■- Shop* for Infant* for Qtt * tor B Fur Trimmed Slipper* In ail color* Shoes for Street and Even Hi* Went | M. O. P. Tl The rush thl* w.-.-k all! not Interfere with the prompt execution of all order* received by Mall Every arrangement has la-<r made All all Mu.l Order* on the day they are t. reived Selection* will be made ulth cure aid price* the ann- a* If In the ator. | • SILKS | j The lirre*t Collection of Black Drc**l snka at unmatehnhte prt teal Silk I ar. I Qeueee for Ft Ing wear. White! H .k.* with Gold Embroidery. Wal*t Silk I BLACK | 1 We point with pride to our *electton| of Black Ure* Good*. Every populai I fabric I* represented here—Atl-wool | and Silk and Wool. Very Fine C rep air | LINENS | lrlh Elnen. Table Damasks. Napkin*. Doille# Hemstitched Seta. Penal -ance < . ni.-c Birr ex. Outlined tV-arls. bguar * I.verythln* for the Holiday Table. | BLANKETS | The Christmas Store of Savannah MODERN FABLES BY GEORGE ADE. A,- Once there w * M in who lived In the *m* 11 all Bod-Ron for 1* Year*. b. kUM Rr never cquH Catch fcvon on tin* Rent. It mi i nuk little Box-Stall, in>l wfllh better VeoUllatloti 1* would have been l rninit a* comfortable a* some Celia. Than* wire raapy Lae Curtains on the Win* cWifr Thu Mon used to scratch Matched on thorn Aleo there were two Paint ings line was either a l-and*c.ipe or a Marine, aid the Second reproente Ia Human Heine with hi Hair combed the Way tii* Barber will ronih It unless you him. The Landlady aald It waa a Picture of her Dead Coualn. Coufin look ed the Pori. The Roomer would come Home about on-e a Hay and climb over the Paste- Board Trunk and look out at the R of of the edlo nlng H oo*ll, and then decide to Go Out and Ray a Mate a possible. He ate at a Re-cautwnt In which Tail WaltreeM * with Belladonna Kyea ami P.il*e Prtuea showed a Partiality for the Cuatomere who Waxed their Mustaches. 1 1 '3 I ]|r wan accustomed to Bolt hi* Food, while some on* named Oert leaned a Tray against hlfn and entreated 1-aura In th* Kitchen to Cut a Hot Mince and let th* Pried Sweet* come along with the Medium Airline. When he r< elved hta Biennial Bid to go around to aoma Private Ilouae an 1 |.ret end to be a White Peraon for an Hour or no at a Time, he took hi* Chop-Hour# Manner* with him. He would fee! around Ida Plate (or the Util# Yellow Ticket with the Granulated Sugar caeket on It. and j>eichance hr would n-k the Mai 1 If *he h and an livening Purer lying around looae. He had formed Certain llubit* Inacpar ab> from the Rank Outsider* and the Hot PolloL It waa Second Noture for him to plant both Elbows on the Table and uea th* Celery a* a Whisk Broom, and try to balance the Knlf* on the Fork, and spill some Salt on the Table-Cloth, and write hi* Name In R with a Tooth- Pi k. He reeded a Check-Rein and Hob bias to hold him back In hi* chair and keep him from Playing with th* Tab #- War*. About th* Time that he waa 40 and a confirmed Reuben, he got In with lb* Rl-e in Ifalu-trial*, and the Wave of Proeperity carried him out of th* Hall and lan I#*l him In * Butte that 1 | ft fl lie cm(H hi# Luck ant l*arlr! hi* Ikit*. Thing# cam** his* way and h* ri#- * tli t h#* might a well begin to Ming:!** with the Face Cml# and m.k<* up for Tmt**. He had rat'd In a Hitter Kd torial #m*wl**r** that any om> who ha I ill** Stuff could Wtrk th<* o|***n Be- # Mini* •■ 11 th** ♦•■>. ai l t w.im wl liner U>* • ferr**d in order to m** hi* N ime IlnKiri with tht.M' i*f the Hutturfll*** of F.i.-hion. lie 11.1 l notic'd that eve T y on* Mule Fun of th* I'enpl** In Society anri tried to pet A quaintfi! with !h*-m, anri he was will ini: 10 * . Member • f th* !• ig*> l l - | n li • 1. - he w nt*d t* tak** a Fall out of th*’ Boris 1 Lift* of the Time In order to aw* *•* his Curiosity an*l find out if it wa? o Gay as it hal eem**d to one Htanriinff outside with the Coachman and g* ttlnp n w an*t then a Gdinpse through th* Plate <Sla-a Windows A IMano-Player who went right Into the Beat House-* unless they lit>|>ene.| to hear about It In Time sill he would Fix It f*r him Ho the llail fieri-Room Man had a lot of C.othea mule with Bilk I.lnline, wheth* r II showed or not. for ho was I Jeter mined to b* the real Peruvian Doughnut*, anri there wasn’t a Thin*; to It. ili realised that he would bve to gret some Inside Information on fOtlquette. T i l- Manners m l Good Form, hut he thought als lit three would put him In Condition toßauntar Into any Draw ing Room and set Everybody to Whisper ing atsiu; him. Then* wi re Juit a few Points that he j wanted to *iratighten out he o e he to k hi# Header into the Hwlm. lie had hear ! ih.it a True Gentleman must or must not wear a Rob-Tailed (*at with a Tall Hat, hut he * ould not rem* mli r which. Fur thermore. he had a Dim Men that any one wvatlng a Tuxedo would have to cut out the Tan Hin t* or else have the l *:* not e ;i t ted at hint He h*l hoard al>o that It was eon-lrieieri Rough Woi k to eat Peas with a Bpoon, or |*>#dbly a Fork, or partial • K **• m* a.w.i\ si* -#• 1 up the Petit Pols when any one w•* Wat bins him, and merely nte a Utile Ilreod with a Fork, because that wa- a Ch.'li. The Piano-Player had sugar-tel to him !n a round.ibou! Way that any one who put a Napkin Iraldc of hi* Collar or w-'-re a rtrl|Ki Bow with Pull lire** would be termed a Cad by thoee who had been a far a* Boston amt Back, and never to wear Yellow tHovr* at a B ill, or It would he a Cone of the Blue Wagon. 11. lound tt was qu.te a Jump from a Hall Bed-Room and a Home-Cooked Meal r I Society of Larg 111 -'nil Ladle* who ucd the Side of the Spoin In alcad of the P.nd and could pronounce Blanc Mange wßhou a Quiver. He 'regan to uniku*t ind 4bnt ho hut should' r-! quite a Con 'Pact when he trl I to break away from the Herd and run forward with the Hell-Cows. 0tt!l, he made a Flying S art. Th# I*.- nno-Player workid him Into n Hlnncr Party, I>ei-au*e m arly every one had sent Begrots on account of the Horde** tiemg cen a great deal with her llu-Kind and It W'l* supposed there mull be something Wrong Beside*. she dal rot want to have Ju*t Thirteen at the Table, and that It how the Hall Bed-Room Man w dg.d In. He received hi* Invltaton at IS. and at 6:45 he waa on the Soot wih anew Petr of Paten' Heathers that atlll thowe.| -he Sue Mark on the Bottom when he Jaunt ily -rnased hi* Leg* to show that he w\i* at Kate. He noticed that he wi the only Oen i tlemen prrwent who wrore Turquo • Stud*, with a Black Handkerchief f-lded ocreaa the Abdominal Region ao aa to THI MORNING NEWS: SI’NDAY. DECEMBER 16. 190n. The Modern Fable of the Weak Brother Who Made People Think of Lord Chesterfield. produce a Dreassy Kff*-ct. He f*re<l that he was not ns de Rlgmir as. #om of the Hoy* that had been in the Gam* f*r n Heason or more, ami It Rattled him so ihat he us*-ri the Largfl Spoon f*r the Hint Point* and the Coffee Spoon for He* : potato Hr tried to wo tell the Others to see which Implement t< pick tip next, • but most of them were taking Desperate ! Choiu*es, the same as li** was. Hy the Time he reach* I Ice Cream he hd no Tods left ex* *pt a cute little Harpoon ftr *l some hing that looked like a Burg! *1 Instrument. He rath*r Tripped *p on the Cm versa • ion t‘*o, for he hod not lenrne*.! t> play tj-'f and never had !**•> to see the ltog , r- Brother*. On*** he thought he saw an Opening, und he offered to Jlwp his new* lisp Watch, hut * very ones lined t*> Talk alHut some*li ng Hse and the I’iano |*|aver k eksl him under the Table. He went home from th‘ Dinner won dering if h* wouldn't do b* Her on the Might Bhlft at th*‘ Glue Work* than In the Front Row at a Function. When a Woman sent him her Card with "Thursdays'* written In the Dower Left 18 s ikm 1 tilHigW/- v im/r C(rn*T, he tlMit’t know whether he shouM Write. Mnll a Unit, send Flower**, or r.- gar-t It as an Kftort on her part to make a Date. Me saw that there were a great iti.inr Fine Points In the Society Racket that were New Otic* on him. So he went out anti bought a Little Book written by a Space Man living In a Slag Hotel, Informing People how lo Be have so as to give the Impression that they were Wcii-BteJ. no matter what the Fact a might be. lie want up to hi* Suite amt react the Bo**k an.l cttS'-overe-l that ctnr ng the whole a Years of hi* II e he never had d**ne anything According to Hoyle. He had been aceustome I to carry his 1-sundry with him eieh Satunlay Kven- Ing. The Book said that nrryl g a Bun dle In the Streei w.ut little wor-c than Sheep-Steal ng. and almost as had as healing a Crippled Child with a Mallet. Me nearly choked with Shame when he i read that any one who played a mmhtna. tkm of Frock Coal and low Derby was guilty of a Mlwlemeanor. and to oralt the Stl.li or Pmbre.la was nothing snort of a High Crime B wild that all Vegetable* should be car ried on the Fork. He dtd not believe It J could be done at all. except after Years of Rehearsal*. Me read *%/• Men must not wear Jew. j . , He had always supposed that no Man could he out-and-out Genteel on any. thing less than 14 Carats Then there wa* somethin# more about the spoon Any one leaving a Spoon in the Cup could be set down as a Boor, whatever that meant. And any one break- TOYS In the Bssemetit our bright. busy Jolly Toy Store. Toe romj>le #*t. most careful eele- ted rathe-ing of Toy* ever shown Ir. Savannah Ev ry land has contributed ev. rvt i, e that qu nt humor and clever ekill hive cor.tr hr ed (■> tßu> and delight the d*i*r children There are pretty T">s f r . lict, lie, Me, Me, MC, it ..•- up A little money goo a I >ng way fcloves, Fans, Jewelry, Bells, Periuiner/, Neckwear. I- with th -jlrlt of Christina lit re ar# #uggt*tion to meet #>v*ry wlh of (fiver nd rt - Ipieni Tn# v.itirtv I* ;ilm< #t mar\# our rd #a h artlclo tells the taste with which K was Ml#*< % tel Now In Rouen. dainty, artistic. rtttßed Open Evenings Until Christmas. Every Good Barg tin !* good for Doth Kld< s* Our advertising !* imior:.%nt to you. You n* * I to know our Ho: *v Store New* The N* w Store m* an* to save you money. Hotter Goods for I** *t Money than to b# li.id Elsewhere. fliiesi Embroidered Handkerchiefs. Umbrellas. Doll Furniture, Doll Folding Heds, Doll ferriage*, \\a-h Sets. Kitchens, Htovsf, Stable* Store* flames. Halls, Horn* Drum*. Flute*. Violin*. I*l.nos. Haul *- Zlth*re. Mandolin*. linmmo.*, f*h#M k* r- Lotto*. Buga le'k Hammocks Iron Train*. \a c'<mutU .F r* Engines. Hook A l.dd* r Chtoftti ai Engines, I'atrolf. Links, Horses. Chime* Birds, Guns, Hifles Arks, Books, Dishes, Chums. Foot Halls, Buck Saws, etc* DOLLS Ing Cra kern into the S *up deserved fo be Drawn and Quartered. Put what Stopped him wa the Warn ing thot no on** drinking from the Sau cer could be tolerated In the peat Circle*. H* wondered If h Man ought to Bcald himself, merely to b* C*rr t When he concluded tha Hook an*l per ceived that he had Invariably violated every Rule fr-m A to Z. he knew that he did not belong, and never would. he hh-w out th* Gan. and they found Him there in the Morning. MORAD—To Insure TVace of Mind, Ig nor* lh< Rules ami It* gu atlons GEORGE ADE. A Mill lT tl %* NIIOITItG FAB LB* Th* F.xperlencea of nn Old Party, .lack, fhe 4 iiunlnu tine, n I'olltr t lerk nod Mari rir. Once upon a ilmu two youn*f person*. Jack nrul Marjorie, went to vl*!t the toy ,ho| with an oM parly (he was near ly forty) who was called l-ncle Turn. "IxKik around, children, and tell me at'.at you wapt for Chrlsttnas," said Un cle Tom as a polite clerk met him at the door. Now. Jock, the Cunnlnor One. had al r. ady taken note of a Kreat *reen roll •vhtch reixised In the lower right-hand (M.ket of the Old Party's waistcoat, and he also knew that as long as that roll lasted Uncle Tom could not deny the children anything. Therefore he dropped ' strong hints and made loud asides re garding a railroad which went hy elee- I trtcity, u magic lantern, a bicycle, a print ing press and numerous other fine ami ] expensive tilings. When his uncle asked | him which he would rather have he re j plied artfully that they were till so lovely he couldn't hear lo give one up In favor | of another. Thu* Jack thought to humor , Ids uncle into buying h.m everything he I wanted. Now. M irjorle, on entering the place, had caught sight of the most beautiful | doll that ever came from Part*. It was as I lK as Marjorie herself, and it was robed ; la a gorgeous velvet c at of automobile j red. Rite had on six button gloves and | real silk stockings, and In the pocket of that wonderful coat reposed tha d-ssrest Intle watch which was ticking away for dear life. Then, besides, there was close at hand a small trunk tilled to overflow ing with ek'thes for her ladyship, and three dainty bonnets quite after the latest Parisian fashions. Marjorie stave a little gasp a she first belli Id this superb creature, and she walk ed up timidly and felt of the doll's real blonde hair slone In th*' latest sty e of hesutdrees and she patted that soft velvet coat anl all the time liitle Marjorie hummel softly to herself—lt was hardly more than o whisper—as she always did w lien she was newr to any one she loved. Now. Marjorie never dreamed of poe sesslng this do.!.' but when a woman tn swishing skirts and warm fur* came IWeetlly an*l asked the Polite t'erk what was the price of the doll, a sudden pang ahol down tbro.mh Marjorie's heart, and uneonsclouaiy the little Ungers closed In on the red coal ami held It fast “What a frightful price!" she henr.l the w*van say as she passed on. The little girl suddenly was aware that her uncle was wall hlng her. and so In her guileless way the tender hearted little thing tred to pretend l ia< he dtd not care for the doll and resolutely turning her back on the henu'r. she walked over to the conn ter Tull of smaller dol s. and picking up a florid cr.a'ure with a grinning fa-e she turned and smiled at her uncle is much as lo say. “I shal' be quite satisfied with a doll like thl." Bu when a moment later the Old Party turneJ to whlep* r *om thing to the Polite ferk Marjorie w"h the smaller doll trailing al her side for gotten. stole up and stood In front of the gorgeous one. She didn't touch It now; ah, (Imply stood qutle dooa and looked at It. and with a little girl's eyes lor detri! she noted the real lorgnette and the leath er card case In the stilt linger*. Now and agnln ths* Polite t'lerk would cull her :,l tentlon to sontethlng new in tea sets or u stove that would really cook, but a wavs t-'te came stealing bu k to that fas. tnatlnc creature In red. “The young lady hasn't said what she would like," murmured tnc Polite (' . rk. “Hasn’t she though," chutikled the Old Party. "Thai's all you know about It. Mow much Is that big do I in rel" Mer v. you don't s-iy? She come* hlch. doesn't she? Well, well." and when In lu Tom had counttsl out his roll of green bill there In) hut one dnl.ur lelt. "And the hoy. sir - ”' Uncle Tom laughed aloud. "He do. sn'i ses-m to know what he wants, so I guss most anything will answer 11. re's nv. la-t hill. Ho the b*’st you ran wl h t .it ' Douglas 7.Ubriskly Doty. PICTURES OF PAINT-BOX TOWN. Ist Hfl ft |*iif li pa rigi a iu iJm; fjs i;. r T);I '-jr {{ W h'-’ k}j v j*T Ijk-Lr b ( fTT|“ T Vf iMffih Wl/ ftWr ■ si ’ ° s-' • < jV , a<t^r T\’r**!i?h!Bf Grardmomma’s portrait. Oetllßx Bendy for Christmas at (■rn si alma's. Cut out the above picture and ptC' It with flour paste on onrHjon and. Afte hav ing painted the picture acco ding lo .he Homed directions given hel,*w. preserve the finished work, doing this each w, k until you have a complete set of pictures setting forth the dot gs of D othv Brown Finally bad them all together and you will have a pruity pt lure book, and deubly attractive bo ause you have done all the coloring yourself T v e week bef-re Chrlwmas. What soul-thrilling Joy, For <irh little gl 1 and each Itttla boy. A-hanging the greens ’round the svln doKi and oh I Tha (uu with ths prickly and sweet mis- Small piece* of Furniture ptve a *reat ran*-e of ,lfl xelectlona—how er.-atl a iaref.il examlrarion of our Ntw Stock can be*t tell you. Hera are Gold Fit. shed Ct.airs r.ow In ao much tavor Dek* In Immense v irirty and to cult every pocketbook—the w< oJ* are Jua, la-autlful. Morri* Chalra Bl *<) be the memory of Wllllum Morrta. Hl* chair notion— , hat comfort to weary hack Scrc*nw-by their beauty they ult ... .. 1.. I, • t. r . I Ith th. v nbatiuct draft*, thu* they are e|.R>nt and uaeful <.. . ... S.d it ir th. Hat Hack*, the lira** Bed*, the laOUngea and Roe-ken. MEN’S Man’* f*h!r's In Vlaln tVhlte and Fancy. Men a !s’l*l>t lie. - ?. e’ufT*. Collar*, Glove-. Men* 1 cil t t.i I and Silk Handkerchief*. Men’* S.lk N nw .r. Warm L’nderw.ar | HOSIERY f I •,!.*• aril I" ldr-n - * Combination Suit*. M h. ated Itd and Sanitary Underwear l as! 1!! e k II t r luirties and Children Fancy CVt>. n. l.lalo ntid Silk Hosiery. 1 CIFT S | Multitude* of I'retty Gift* In Celluloid and Ebony Case*. H-mvirut Set* Toilet S'!*, Com ■ n ition B<'ts Manl-ure Set*. Boxe* for Olove*. H UKlkei ntef-. Collar* and Cuff*. Work Be.xe*. Wrtllnc Tablet*. Ciyar Jar . Pomade Jar*. Photo. Frame*. Photo. Album*. Murical Ai um... IC.i-.-l Album*. Ink Siatids. and other Pretty Article* | CARMENTS | Flanelette Waßt*. Wrapper*, Bresaina S. ,u.-s, Kr. i h Flannel and TatTeta Wai-is. I’.dtlcoati and Bdk Skirt*. ( a|,i. Co.it*. Suit*. Fur*. Undermuallna | DOMESTICS | Fr*n.-h F'.innel*. all new dots for waist* While, Red and Colored Flannel*. Stylish outicita in I Flanneletta*. VN'hlte tjuilts, She.*.-, pillow Car. * and Prawrle*. I CARPETS * A tremendou* collection of Smyrna Riot* In very hand*ome design* and all lxe at sharp concess.ona from I their regular' price*—Juet In time for holiday irlvin* We are clostna | ..it our I r<- *to.-k of Ingrain Tapeetry. Velvet, Brussel* *nl Axmlnster | Curi**!* n! very attractive price*. 1* there a more acceptable Present? |To '.otn;:. t* jour happiness there will be special offering of Portiere*, | la.ee curtain*. Table Cover*. Malting, Window Shade*. We will leave | nothin*: un n.tie to make this "Our F.rt Great Chrlitma* Sale” of benefit |to our kind patrons. Good Service! Best Good*! I.owcst Price*! Uhr Ml flr \\ •!• H*ue. From th#* Now York Hun. ”1 am ofl. n aald Capr Dubois r.f th* 1 1 v** manton Ktaff. "how m.u.y vi-lt* r* dally i>as# through the ble main •rn of tho Presklent's house. It In i easy to strike .1 dally average he . ui • c-r the (In'tuatlona of travel and th* 1 tt* i. lane** *f th deloeallons. "Homellm* • the Prealdent will receive a vlsltimr deleratlon of t.onr* an*l over; on. .*• . r <l.i>s *l*voted io the reception of the i i* : i> rh*p* not over 3> or 3rt> per s*.*iih will f'hak* his haiKl. Rut every day in the w* k during the hour# which the Whiin House Is open to visitor# there is n steady stream of tourists and visitors coming in. •*ln fact, this furnishes JF>od esximate of the number of the /er.inxers within our j.i’e, i .r y stranger w o comes t U i Minvt n vlfUs the White llcMise and t * ‘’apltol. 1 think that on a regular avt rage aIK ut 1 Cos persona enter the Ai li' • ii holly berrle, with leave* of •leap green— Was ih re ever a pettier tight to be teenT n ‘ ’*••'' >nd Dorothy love It. I know; And J at hefo:# Chils mia to Orumlmi'i they go " th * rr m* ,n their arm*; and they ’t wa k; they din •*' Aid Into lh. bailway the taro children prance! And Ju i for * frolic a green wrwub ihey place On t ic W iite hair* of G-andps; then te* tit* de r face As h chu V * "Why hie** me!" •• pleased a* can be And he f*e|# q It* th* you.lgeat ao he •ays, of the three! The parlor'* the very flrat place they ko for. And they binf up th free nj over tver j EMIL ECKSTEIN. White House every week day. ‘As a ha n>*.# taker the President Is a puc. e-*, and he re lve# ar f per on v greet}* each member of a del* gat lon of. aay. 500 person# with diS|mt u at. ii irraclousnes# and afT.iblUty which pie*-.* tho#e who thus brl*'fly meet hitn It i \ cr i *v -f tin the lives of many to whom this privilege la accorded, and w. oft n afterward hear sin h remarks i** T will be pleased at home when we tell them that we have shaken hai.ds w fi the President. " It Is the CoiiKresalonal library, h w ever, which i ti*e nst largdv vl-l?ei huiidinpr In Washington, except the Gap? tol, an*l th* figure# here given wer** o'r*- •alned by a Star renorte*- and ar.- .*#Tl The dally average number of persons who I**s# into the beautiful reception h i! of I this great storehouse of books is 2 **•* in round number* the dally attend,i* * ranging from about 2Ad to 3A>. *l*i**nd- I lii* upon the season of the year. donr: The p rtrult of Gran fM teen— la carefully framed with the n ft evr* And the holly Is *et In the till Jird'- nlere. While the mistletoe hang* high up In the air. And a rich *nley fragrance pc vide* all lh* p: e*. And ihe *pl It of Chrisimi* shine* forh In r-ach face. A deer' reddish-brown for the furnltu'# Old. For rhe pi dure fr me*, yellow to Imhat* roM. The tall jardiniere p Int a w#et tec.- cr blue. Oreen stripe and plr.k flower on the ** 1 would Just do. The r**t of th* palming I'll now !*v* you! —Douglas V° l J-