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THE PENSION POLICY.
Very few of our readers have any
correct idea of the Pension policy of
our government. Some of them,
doubtless, would be interested in
having a clear idea of its magnitude.
Five thousand local examiners in va
rious sections of the country con
stantly engaged with a large number
of clerks who do nothing but examine
the innumerable claims of soldiers
who were wounded, or their legal
representatives, if dead, to ascertain
and present the cluims for pensions
under the pension laws. This is said
to be and is, undoubtedly the hardest
worked department of the govern
ment. It is paying out one million
five hundred thousand dollars a week,
but this is the smallest part of the
work, for the payments are made at
the local pension offices located at
eighteen or twenty cities in the Union.
The largest single office is that at
Columbus, Ohio, where eight millions
of dollars, perhaps more, are paid out
to pensioners in a single year.
The next largest paying office is In
dianapolis, Chicago being third, and
Topeka, Kansas, fourth. Six and a
half millions of dollars are paid there
yearly.
It is surprising to learn that nearly
four millions are paid out at Knox
ville, Tennessee, and two and a half
millions are paid at Louisville, Ken
tucky. While so mnch money is ex
pended on these pensions, it is grati
fying to,'know that such large sums
are distributed in these Southern
States. he people of the North
have been constantly expressing their
pleasure that all of this pension mon
ey goes to the Northern States, while
nearly six and u half millions goes to
these two Southern States.
It cannot be that it is owing to so
many people in them having proved
untrue to their section in the war hut
rather to many northern soldiershav
ing removed to them to better their
fortunes mainly in the cultivation of
belter lands and enjoying better cli
mates. For the same reason the
pension rolls run up to 1,200 In Ken
tucky, 8,000 iu Tennessee, 4,000 in
Texas and average about one thous
and in each of the other Gulf States.
“One of the ouriosities of the pen
sion law is the large number of dif
ferent rates that have been allowed.
Between the rates of $1 a month and
$106.00 a month the highest and low
est rates, there are 149 different rates
on the rolls. It seems odd to pay
$2.60 to some pensioners and $2,664
to others, or $13.33 to some and $13,331
to others. Yet this is done under the
various laws passed by congress
Twelve (dollars a month is the pen
sion drawn by 25,000 invalids and
85.000 widows, minors and depen
dents. a larger number than any oth
er rate. All but 8,000 of the widows
draw this sum per month. Seventy
thousand invalids draw $4 a month,
50.000 $6, C5,000 $8, 20,000 $10, 12,000
$10, 14,000 $24, 12,000 $30, 3,000 $30,
2,500 $45, 1,500 $50, and 1,000 $72.
Three widows and orphans draw $100
a month, and four $100.60 a month.
More than 33,000 of the pensioners
get from the government the pittance
of $2 a month or less, several hun
dred of these getting only $1 £
month.”
Some persons suppose that all the
veterans of the late war, or nearly all,
are on the pension rolls. This is not
true, for of 2,800,000 men who went
into the war of rebellion, as it is call
ed, only 429,000 pensioners are now
carried on the rolls. So it will be
seen there is but one pension for every
7 soldiers. The rolls show 20,000 pen
sioners of the war with Mexico, 15,000
of them survivors.
Number 6.
native lands to pass their declining
years with the “old folks at home.”
\Vo furnish the facts in this article
to give our readers a clearer view of
this pension business than they pos
sessed. Many suppose that all the
pension money goes to and is used in
the free States. From the above
statement it will be seen that some
millions are paid in the former slave
states and to that extent is useful to
the people in them ns it is circulated
there. We are indebted to the Au
gusta Chronicle for some of the facts
embodied in this article. We were
aware that much of the money was
received in the Southern States, but
a writer for the Augusta Chronicle
gives more light upon the subject
than we possessed and it affords us
pleasure to communicate it to our
readers.
“There are more than 10,000 pen
sioners of file war of 1812, about 700
of them being survivors. Not a sin
glo survivor remains of the Revolu
tionary war, though 30 pensioners on
nccount of that war are still on the
roll, all of them widows. This iB
rather strange, considering that the
last battle of the Revolution was
fought about 108 years ago, but
some of the survivors of that war
were lusty old chaps, who married
late in life and left young widows to
draw their pensions for them. Say a
youth of 16 Berved iu the Revolution
At 05 years of age he married a girl
of 20; that girl would be only 89 years
old now. Rather odd that a century
of time, full of so much history, can
be so easily spanued by the lives of
man and wife, isn’t it?’’
The soldiers of the late war, are
now scattered all over the world.
“Every quarter pension money or
ders or checks are sent to Mexico,
Alaska, Central and South America,
China, India und even to Greenland
and’Iceland. All told there aro near
ly 2,500 pensioners who reside in for
eign countries, many of them widows
throat or dhUculty 8 ofVreathhig! ^ ot soldiers who have returned to their
np,- —— JAS. D. HOWARD.
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Freaks, Follies, Fuss.
There seems to be an innate, al
most organic disposition in men and
women, and the brute creation, too,
to have “spells”, some in one way
some in another. In other words,
men and women make fools of them
selves periodically. Some of the best
men have these “spells,” though they
differ widely in the direction they take
as well as in their duration. Some good
men get on a “spree” of two or three
weeks, and all kind offices of friends
aro powerless to dispossess the demon
that is in temporary rule. When the
spell lias its run, as it is certain to
do in a short period, there is a sereni
ty and sweetness about the man that
is really charming. Wo knew of a
distinguished son of Georgia, learned
iu the law, rich in earthly possessions,
eloquent, gallant, modest as a girl,
and forawliileajustice’of the Supreme
Court of this State, who took these
‘spells” periodically, and while in
their mighty toils no friendlyvrord,
no admonition, not even a brother’s,
could exorcise the mystic influence
that had possession of his mind, body
and soul; but when the freak had
fled, and the “spell” was over the cur
rent of that man’s life would run
aloDg in a groove of sweet sobriety,
and harmony.
We knew a married lady once, of
fine family, root, branch, flower and
fruit, happily married, too, who, every
few years, would lock herself in a
room of her residence and have no
communion with husband qr children
for weeks, and barely permit a ser
vant to enter the door to bring her
water and meals. There was no ac
counting for her strange freak, but it
was as certain to return as the years
were to roll by, and when the spell
was at its end, there was no more I
tender, loving, companionable wo
man in all the town than she.
Young women are not exempt from
these follies. Many instances in every
one’s mind’s eye, are readily re-called.
With some it is love, or disappoint
ment, or jealousy, a senseless whim,
but whatever it he it comes along
at periods with the certainty of the
earth’s revolutions.
Even the lower animals have these
freaks. Dogs go mad, and others
sometimes take the sulks, as hunter*
well know, and disappoint all their
well laid, schemes for sports of the
forest and field. And even the old
cows, who have looked all through
the winter so weak, attenuated and
spiritless, when SpriDg comes, and the
green grass covers, the earth, hoist
their tails, kick up their hind legs, a
la can-can style, and put all the mod
est un^Je bovine to utter wonderment
to know what in the deuce is in the
old critter.
But the worst type remains: it is
the man for a “fuss.” Wheneverj-
body else is at peace, and the ele
ments themselves inviting to sereni
ty, this man breaks out and terrori
ses the community and his * family
with his violence or malicious devil
try. But even he gets over his “spell”
after awhile, and then he is quiet and
orderly until the demon gets hold of
him again.
There are hundreds of milder cases
that the public ear does not catch,
domestic in their nature and there
fore sacred. But there are very few
Fashionable Resorts,
From Our Regular Correspondent.
Nauragasset Pikr, U. I.,
August 8th, 1889.
There is galoty at “The Pier.” If
hearts ache and heads throb with calcula
ting and contriving how to keep up the
style that such a life necessitates, the
looker on Is none the wiser—at least not
often. Once In a while though, the mask
slips off. and one sees the tragic face that
has been so successfully hidden. As I eat
on the broad hotel piazza the other evening
listening to the dreamy Htralns of one of
the dreamiest of Straus waltzes, I won
dered as a person not rich !s apt to do,
how it was possible for ho many people
to wear precious stones and the costliest of
costly costumes. I soon found that “all
was not gold that glittered." A young
woman whom I had watched In the waltz,
and who seemed the personification of
grace, beauty’ and mental oaee, tripped
lightly-out and approached a gentleman
standing only a few feet from where 1 was
sitting. “Is that ypu, Dick?" she asked
"Yes, what do you want?" was the some
what gruff response. “Did you get the
money?" hie companion inquired softly
and eagerly. "No I didn’t, and I wish
you would stop bothering. You are enough
to wear a man Into his grave.” "I shall
leave this hotel to-morrow,” the lady re
plied with a catch In her voice. "Our bill
now is-” "Shut up will you!" the nmn ex-
really a wonderful book, ns all the critics
of alt the papers agree. The.New tYork
Sun, which is generally hyper-critical
in all matters pertaining to authorship,
gives this volumo a glowing tribute. Some
of the reviewers class Dean with Haggard
In respect to the power of the Imagination,
"l’otosega” Is certainly a weird book and
Intensely Interesting. The style Is quaint
ami classic, and the characters are as In
dividual as persons In actual life. “The
Sage of the Crimson Bash,” who may pro
perly bo called the villain of “Petosega," is
the most entrancing character possible to
conceive of. One never knows what ho Is
going to do next, ,Hls experience at “Tho
Boat of Being,” and beside the "Wheels of
the Universe” is unique, original and thril
ling beyond description. “Petosega" Is
soiling faster than “She" did.
The long Irish poasant clock of white
camels hair, lined with white silk, Is In
groat favor at "Tho Pier.” Thoso gar
ments are most graceful and useful articles
of toilet for the hotel piazza after the
dunce or for ocean promenades.
One of the latest fads at tills beautiful
summer resort is the making of carriage
sunshades by ladles. The ooverlngs are
or overy possible design—white with black
lace, black silk with white lace, ombrolder-
ed sections, with fringe around tho top
and edge. One lady from Philadelphia Is
•aid to have thirteen sunshades, each one
matching a costume, nine oi which she
made herself. Elhanob Kibe.
Washington Letter.
From Our Regular Correspondent.
Washington. Aug. 5,1889.
Editors Union-Rkoorbhr:
Mr. Blaine must not be as vindiot-
clalmed. "Razzirdazzle"razzle dazzle?’! ive in P uni8hln K hlg enemies, large
and. small, when he gets an oppor
tunity, as he has been credited with
being, or else lie lifts lately allowed
that eternal vigilance which is the
price of keeping track of your Hinall
fry enemies to go into inoctious desue
tude. A man who was dismissed by
, , ... , General Black was reinstated in a
such forlorn butterflies of fashion as , , , . . n ,
th0ge j clerkship m the Pension office a few
There is* common sense at "The Pier" ' da y« a S°' He is one ot the bittero8t
as well as heart hclio and cxtruvigancc. men against Blaine that I have over
summer resort'to enjoy^the* glorlosli^soa met ’ J u«t before the meeting of the
and sky. The wife of one of our United last republican National Convention
States Senators, clad in a simple dress of j jiffs iuan was for a short time the edi-
white serge, which I saw at a glance hung
sang a chorus of mefry voices approach
ing. “Razzle dazzle, ruzzle dazzle," sang
tho woman whose voice had just boon al
most strangled with tears, and down tho
piazza they all promenaded, miserable hus
band and wretched wife apparently as gay
as the rest. What air appropriate motto,
I said to myself is "Razzle Dazzle" for
butterflies of fashion na
tor of a weekly republican paper in
this city, anil wrote and printed in
the editorial columns of that paper
the following paragraph:
“Mr. Blaine lias not said he would
entirely'^roin the shoulder, and which I
knew covered a “divided skirt," was learn
ing the old time cross stitch from one of
her grand mother’6 samples. My lady
readers will be glad to know that this
pretty stltoh la now all the rage for Ini
tials for handkerchiefs, nankins, dollies,
sheets and pillow cases. Very pretty tl-1 not accept if nominated. He just
dlos we also worked in this stitch. In ref-1
encototho “divided skict." 1 found after! 8Hld be was no ^ ft candidate, and
a little edhversatlon that I was right.— then winked to his henchmen who
"Why, Ido not own a petticoat," said my ! .„- i, Ifl , nn th« tree Isn’t it
companion laughingly. "I was eraanclpa- bo ° 8t lllu U P the tree, lsn t
ted from swaddling clothes some time ago, I strange Mr. Blaine’s friends are'suoh
and I assure you I am not ulone in my pet- Can vou recall one
ticoat poverty," she added. "There are six | wftrm Irlel . ^ you recau one
Washington ladles at this very hotel, and j of his ardent admirers who has not
they all wear‘divided skirts.’ The result t , n something or who has not
Is that weean walk, row, climb, and never , „ ,
think of our clothes." # , placed the republican party iu an
" The Pier" la distinguished this year for; emburassing position at some time?’*
Its young, beautiful and rich widows,— ! ,,,, .. ,
There aro certainly some very lovely ones ' If Mr. Blaine allows the writer of
here. One sweet little widow In half mourn-1 ti m t paragraph to remain in office I
ing Is truly Irresistible. As she married at I , .. , , .
eighteen a man old enough to bn her grand- shall hereafter always defend him from
father, who was accommodating enough to the charge of being vindictive.
die and leave her half a million, it Is not I ,, „ . . . „
strange that she Is an object of envy to the ' Harrison has been treated to a
less favored of her own sex. revival of his experience during the
When two such prominent women as i i,;„
George Eliot and Elizabeth Btuart Phelps early dajs of Ins administration since
marry man so much younger than them- 1 his return to the White House Tues-
selves, it Is not to bo wondered at that; , .lerion «eekei-« have mn.de a
their example-ls largely followed. Yester- ] < bl y- llle 011100 8eeKera Ilave ,na<l ° ft
day at a little informal tea at one of the j grand rush knowing that this would be
prettiest of "The Pier" cottages, this .. . , t chance lln tll fall, and the
phase ot marriage question was discussed, tut.ir
Among twenty ladles of experience andi President is really
Judgment, tho majority favored such un
ions. 1 was considerably surprised at this,
phase of marriage question wns discussed.! their lust chance until fall, and the
■ - " to be pitied.
He has appointed a large nurn-
as the woman of society is’very apt to j ber of postmasters, and three
hold to established ways In theory, what- T m-ed ernnd
ever she may do in practice. An attractive Louisiana men have captured goon
woman of forty, who Tor the last fifteen prizes-Ex Gov. Warmouth, Collector
years has been at tho head of n popular i at Ne ' w Orleans, Mr. John F. Patty,
school up town In New York, was one of i
tho mo6t eloquent speakers In behalf of ; (a negro,) Naval Officer at New ur-
the Phelps style of partnership. As we j oallg arl( j the notorious J. R. G. Pit-
walked back to the hotel I noticed that this ’
lady had the arm of a tine looking young
ster who might hare been twenty-two, but
who certainly could not have been any old
er. "They are to be married this Fall,"
said my companion who suw mv look of
Inquiry, "and I think it is abominable. It
is just a matter of magnetism. I do not
befitve there Is an atom of love lu tho case,
kin, Minister to the Argentine repub
lie and more appointments are expect
ed before he leaves to-morrow for Bar
Harbor
There is little excitement here on
account of the seizing of the Cana*
By and by ho will get sick of her, and she | „ v „„ e „i noi„.L ■niamnnd”
will wish she had never been born.” My ! dianseahng vessel Black Diamond
' ‘ " in Behrings sea by tho U. B.
Revenue Cutter “Rush.” No se
rious trouble is likely to grow out
of this or any other similar seizure
while the idea of our claiming exclu-
ropresentented by a single attorney
being 98.
The hotel corridors filled up as if by
magic on the day the President re
turned from Deer Park. After t»
morrow, when lie starts for Ih
Harbor they will resume theftr
usual August quietness.
A delegation of Ohio republican*
have told Mr. Harrison that unines
he places certain patronage at them
disposal they might as well give npad
hope of carrying the legislature. It
is not known what answer they
oeived.
Ex-Postmaster General Hatton, ed
itor of the Post, and Civil Servior
Commissioner Roosevelt havo bet*
indulging lu a wordy warfare in #lw
columns of the newspapers.
Tha Interior department has sent
a commissioner to Franco to learn at*
much as possiblo about the irrigating
methods in use of over there in order
that the knowledge obtained may be
used to devise some way of irrigating
the enormous tracts of arid lands in
the west.
A. W. Lyman, for years the Wash
Ington correspondent of the Ktm
York Bun, has purchased the Helen*.
Montana, Dally Independent. Ifr.
Lyman will make the paper foDen*
the Sun in Its polltioal course. He
will support Hill for the uexi prem
dentlul nomination.
Ex-Senator Kellogg, of Louisiana
says Harrison by ills appointment*
in that state, has thrown away vihst
httle chance tho republicans had «»r
carrying the third Congressional dfr
trlet. He also iutimate.s rather strong
ly that tho Louisiana delegation lit
the next republican National Ot>»
vention will oppose the re-noiniiM*
tion for Harrison. All of which iv
very Interesting, but the fact shoul#'
r.ot be forgotten that Kellogg has •>
very sore head.
The age limited for the appoin$p>en*
of letter carriers in non civil servkw
postofflees has been extended frow
thirty five to forty years.
More than forty democrats wart-
discharged from the Goveromexft
prlntipg office last week.
Beautify Your Town.
In a recent article on this sub
ject in the Savannah Morning
News, the writer makes sorno ex
cellent suggestions which evosjr
town in Georgia might adopt with
most beneficial results. Our ovm
city has mado decided advaac*
in this direction, but much rnoi*
might bo doue at small cost ami'
great profit.
Tho News says: The adorn
inent of a town is a paying inve»$-
ment, in whatever light it may
be considered. It pays in Shi*
pleasure afforded by a probtj
homo. It pays in the eucliano®-
mont of property. It pays tow
attracting citizens, visitors anar
investors,
A person in search of temporary
or permanent abode would not tii-
greatly attracted to tliQ tow*
whose houses havo a dilapidated-
appearance, whose streets in rainy
weather are a mud puddle, whoM-
sidewalks arc lined at long in
tervals with troes, whose premia**
are made ugly by falling fenoaoy
friend was a dissenter.
There Is a noticeable absence oi painted \
women at "The Pier.” Tho reaction against
poisonous preparations for the skin and
scalp is very apparent. Certain toilet ar
ticles are Indispensable, but they are no
longer bought by the sensible woman with
out inquiry. The fact seems to bo thor-1 j jurisdiction over Behrings sea is
ougbly appreciated among a wide circle .
ttlat arsenic and sugar of lead and other I not at all palatable to England, her
poisons can be taken as easily into the clr- nlercial interests In the seal in-
culation through lhe pores of tho skin as | . , , . . , .
by means of the mouth. The process is u 1 dustry .ire too great to allow her to
who are entirely free from every sort
of freak or folly, and who are never
fussy about anything—perhaps they
are too good for this wicked world
and might like to be translated to
some celestial isle away off iu an
ocean of bliss. ’ J. H. N.
The liver and kidneys must be kept
in good condition. Hood’s Sarsapa
rilla is a great remedy for regulating
these organs.
little slower, but it is equally deadly. Tho
arsenical pallor whioh has distinguished
so many faces Is now slowly disappearing.
Our best physicians are having something
to say againtt tiro steady absorption of
these poisons, and it Is quite time. There
ought to have been a law long ago, against
tho sale of such things. I had a pleasant
talk with two of the fashionable reformers,
one of whom originated the Idea of employ
ing Miss M. G. Anderson, the Metropolitan
Guide and shopper of Brooklyn to find
something for thc face, hands and scalp
that was thoroughly pure and that would
do honest work In removing pimples and
preventing and removing wrinkles and
other unsightly stains and excrescences.
Miss Anderson was successful in her
search, though It took nearly three
mouths to accomplish It, and the oxpondi-
turo of a considerable amount of money in
tho different analyzatious. The right pre
parations were at last discovered to the
great joy of thoso who needed safe beaut-
tifying.
The most popular novel is tho last one
out. “Petosega" Is stamped on tho cover,
and "The Heroines of Petosega" on tho in
side. The author hails from Michigan,
and is a young man who worked his way
through the Michigan University and
through Harvard College. “Petosega" Is
kick up a row. The fact of the matter
is that England is just as much in
terested in having the illegal taklug
of seals stopped as is the United
States and the Canadians may howl
all they please but her majesty’s gov
ernment will not get excited over this
question. The law under which this
seizure was made was passed by
tho last Congress as the result of
an investigation made by a com
mittee of the House. It was
among the last hills signed by Mr.
Cleveland.
Commissioner of Pensions Tanner
has answered the charge of favorit
ism in making applications special by
giving out a statement showing the
entire number of such cases to have
been nine hundred and fifty two.
These applications were represented
by 317 attorneys, the largest number
and whose people roam about
a listless, half-hearted sort *ff
way.
Tho Nows quotes the following ’
inspired language:
Blessed is the man that stosi*
clear of the way of the kickat
and mingles himself not in thfr
congregation of the mossback,
but whose delight is in new rail
roads, brick blocks and other en
terprises which build up himself'
and his town. He shall be liken
ed unto the evergreen tree plant
ed at tho waters edge—his leaf,
shall not wither in tho earij
dawn of autumn, for the Eli of
tho boomer shall get there; but
woo bo unto tho kicker, for he
shall bo left to hold the bag and
his namo shall bo Dennis.
Indlgostion results from a partial poalr-
ysia of the stomach anil is the primary
cause of a very large majority of the ills
that humanity Is heir to. The mo st agree
able and effective remedy Is Dr. J. H. Me-
o-ean s Little Liver and Kidney PilletB.
25 cents a vial.
Pains In the small of the back iud icate a
diseased condition of tho Liver or Kid
neys, which may be easily remov ed bythe
use of Dr. J. H. McLeans Liver and Kid
ney Balm. $1.00 per bottle.
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