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UNION RECORDER, MILLEDCEVILLE, CA., DECEMBER 13, l»M
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Items of Interest
lurid part of the spcctroi
as their clothing is concerned. How
ever, it won’t be long i
Kuppenneimer’s pres*
nounces that men will be wearing
“rich shades of reddish brown,
heliotrope, magenta, bright blue-
__ greens and blue-grays patterned af-
MECHANICAL MEN PROVE TO BE ] ,or P®* 1 ® uni,c "™ “ f Fr " n " m ’
There will be, he solemnly ■ informs
VALUABLE SUBSTITUTES j ' K , u with poari but-
Ions, fawn colored trou»*rs, silk top
pers of tan and gray and waistcoats
of all hues of the rainbow, ttich as
were worn during pre-Civil War days.
These waistcoats (the term yes*
will not do for such butterfly gar
ment.') are going to be the brightest
and more salcablc-by givin* ll » I «>»•"* the gamp Uw>I wllh-
., . ou t any prodding from wardens or
Ofu-p.s c __..w,ki-S,|l'olher officials and thus release the
y„, have. held out remark Mjmnil for , ctK , dut y among the
their traditional scorn of '>>'">»" hunt e„ n „ d thc „ who do Ml ,k
lurid oart of the spectrum a. the birds for sport's sake.
The hunters are urged not to ex-
j ceed the bng limit and to obtain per
mission of landowners before hunt
ing on lands other than their own.
The most valuable invention of the
modem age ip that of the mechanical
man. It is a known fact that routine
work is done more and more by ma
chine* Hut soig? of these machines
are assuming nn appearance that
caricatures the. human form, ore . ,, .
... ,, . • 1 snots in a wardrobe like an oldfash-
* peaking with the human voice, and 1 , • • * ■
peifonning tasks that have hitherto ' ,oru ’‘* ^ “" ef c
required the services nf cr.-atur-’s that . “Many of the smartest dressud men
think That is to say, that th- new i:t America,” we are told, “will he
crcsturv made in the shape of a roan f en wearing bright checked Tatter
hut made of wood and filled with I ll! waistcoats of both single and
wires, batteries, fuses, and many double breasted styles and linen w
other electrical appliances w»II now
assume the duties of man in the
greater part of his routine work. This
new creature will prove to be of the
greatest importance to the social
world since the laboring man will now
he able to spend more of his time
and energy in his social activities.
iofe jwistel shades of baby
blue, pale pink and possibly apple
green."—Macon Telegraph.
WHY DO MEN RAISE HATS?
BEWARE OF DIMPLES
Dimple? are slight depression- or
the cheek or chin says Funk and Wag
nail. It has been said that milady’:
dimples arc defects caused by faulty
construction or weakness of
cheek muscles. Some contend that
dimples are the most interesting fea
ture of a smile. A smile is sunshine,
and sun.'hinc in what makes the world
go. Then, are dimples defects?
Are dimples fatal? Yes, very ^ptal
to men! Slyly a dimple peeks
slowly from a smooth, soft cheek—a
heart is ingulfed. And thus, a mi
seemingly unusual intelligence, .-trong
physique, and of u most manly r
tun* falls dead—in love, in love wi
the dimple and its surroundings.
Du . Is have been clashed out a: t
point of sabers for the sake of
dimple. Hearts have been broken—
all for a "slight depression on
left cheek of milady."
Should, the dimple by chance
of a sparkling, t?i
QUEST THAT MADE MEN
WANDERERS ON EARTH
We do not always realize how
! great a part habit play’s in our daily
Two of our best known mechanical | lives. The gentleman of today, I blue eye, all is lost, no power can
men are Eric and his cousin, Televox. j when he greet** a lady on the street, five. For the young man who first
The latter is even an improvement of 1 raises his hat. This is not a particu -oes this dimple, all hopes are futile;
the former, since it is possible for 1 lnrly graceful custom, nor is it in nothing can rescue him from its peril.
Televox to receive his orders by tele- rainy weather an altogether hygienic Within a few months marriage ensues
phone and to carry them out by elec-! one; hut it has been in vogue among Dan Cupid talleys the result on his
.rical movements. the people of western Europe for second hook as another hero for the
It might l»e added that the new many centuries. It is a hnhit that dimple cause,
inventio nis of most convenience to 1 began in the days of chivalry. At Florence Roger?, a few weeks ago,
the feminine sex rince theie is nl-ithat time it was necessary for a ’ captivated the heart of every G. S.
way* the desired response in the ac-l knight to raise his visor to show his C. W. girl. When she walked jovial-
tion of this new type of man. What! countenance and disclose his identity, ly to the center of the rostrum on
lady would no. thrill ut the idea of — the senior “show-off” day, not a girl
picking up a telephone and having HUNTING SEASON ALLOWS MEN present realized the crisis that was
her orders obeyed immediately at the THEIR FAVORITE SPORT quickly approaching; no one knew
other end of the wire? , the danger. Quickly, Florence used
Cherry yelps of birds dogs, the her weapon, the dimple, and
It was four o'clock of a Monday
-afternoon, The-man, shabby, worn hammox
sad-eyed, sat down upon a park
bench.
Compassionately, the kind-hearted
d man watched him. “He is just
e sort of a poor, hopeless wretch
who might shoot himself in the park,"
thought the kind old gentleman.
“I shall watch him carefully,"
his decision.
The shabby man wiped his face
carefully. And then, alas. His hand
went slowly to his right hip pocket.
The sympathetic old man sprang up
just in time.
“I’m a wanderer over th«* face of
the earth." murmured the shabby
man, brokenly. “A lonely, weary,
wanderer.”
“How is that?” asked the old man,
tears in his eyes.
“Eleven years ago today," continu
ed the shabby man in a dreary mono
tone “my wife sent me out with u
piece of lace to match to finish mak.
ing a present, and liie told me not
to come home without it I am still
trying to match it"
With .a sympathetic look the old
gentleman said nothing, but pulled
out seven samples of lace from his
own pocket.—Swainsboro Forest
Bladp.
PLASTER PROTECTOR
To keep f the plaster from cracking
when a pail into .t^x, wall,
dip tlie nail firs’ into very hot'water
in jjhile hot and still
wet f
GIN NOTICE
W* bujr wad cotton, cotton
farm prod nets at CHANDLER BROS.
Fifty nations fly the Red Cross
flag for all it carrie# the symbolic
manning of fcelji in time pf distress;
of health preservation; d!k«ase pre
vention, and iaicmoiional^co-opera-
tion in' humane effort, which rpc 0 .
gnizes no frontier, no difference ir
language, but only me»*ciful help for
all men.
COLORS FOR MEN’S CLOTHES
We art* alrcudy getting used to
brightly tinted kitchen ware, stoves,
furniture urni such , things, which
have always been hjack, white or
some dull shnic dnVW'own. Women’s
wear get garnii(j£ and gaudier, with
in and withdu^ Automobiles, which
only a few |U>ath*'ugu were UU per
t en: sola r \^h fcyjai*. now ns brilliant
tingling “whirr-whirr” of flut
tering coveys of quuil and the stac
cato hangs of shotguns in all part' of
Georgia now signify to the world
that hunting season is in full swing.
Although report*, have been re
ceived that Ijeavy floods ir. southern
and middle Georgia in the spring de
stroyed many of the nests of the
hirdr, later reports show that there
will be a plentiful supply of garni*
. .tropical J^rtygEvery day^pome- this year. v .
body Xfl*aa old commonplace -The opinion of officialf is that all
tide
PROOF!
Jeff: “Everything comes
who waits.”
Hank: "Yeah! That’s how I got
a ticket for ‘parking’ today!”—-New
York Central Line.** magazine.
Jesse Lasky
thsr** will be
turcs. And \\
they have beer
says that in five years
no silent motion pic-
e have been thinking
mighty loud all these
Nicaragua wonders why the Unit
ed States didn't call on them, for
help during it3 “lection period.
the attack that the entire
audience was disarmed immediately.
Within a few days the casualty list
pictured the results without favori- It will take more than a straw
tism: i vote to determine the world’y great-
“Miss Florence Rogers is unani- est football team.
mously elected the happiest girl of ;
tfcs senior class at G. S. C. W.” j We often wonder how a cow can
Ju-t ns we are to beware the eyes of ' he contented when it has to look at
maids j all the back* of bill boards.
That so easily ensnare, j — ——
So are We U> beware the dimples qfj Campaigning by radio proves that
maids, j ether is more or less fatal.—The At-
For some hearts mend slow—beware! lanta Constitution.
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Extra! CHRISTMAS VALUES
Great Reduction on Seasonable Items
Special-Men’s Jaeger
Flannel Skirts and Drawers
Special 50c.
Heavy Gotten Union Suits 98c
Men’s Jaeger Thread Extra Heavy
Union Suits. Special
98c
Special
Men’s Best Work Shoes
$4.50 and $5 values. The Best
shoe for heavy wear. Special
$3.50
Yard Wide Outing 15c.
Extra Heavy 36 in Outing usu- 1
ally sold for 20c. Special IOC
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