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UNION RECORDER. MI1XEDCEV1LLE, CA., DECEMBER Jr, 1921
SOMETHING FOR FLORIDA
TH £ OLD SPANISH TRAIL
y s NOT MILITARISTIC
young MEN. OLD WOMEN
A suggestion for Gongress,
Republicans now in charge,
florida has gone Republican
becomes debatable territory,
not do something for Florida?
GO TO BED STORIES
“Are you going to make any New
Year’s Revolutions? ' ::sked B '• r
Rabbit of his good wife one evering.
‘‘You mean ’resolutions,’ my d r ,
1 '.led Mother Rabbit
“ies. yes! I was th : tiking of the
lie uiution of 1876." arid Br’er
Rabbit
“I don’t know what .he matter is
with you tonight. You mean the
‘Revolution’ of 177C! don’t you?"
i»i, Rabbit pushed his glasses on
the top of his head and remarked:
“I gueas you're right I always
remember the last two figures, b* -
cause seven und six are thir;een and
. there were thirteen original states
w j*b 11*' the Union. But how about your
that r « so,ut '°ns? I guess that is right.
; "I really hadn't thought about
j un >’. but that doesn’t keep you from
j making some,—you usually break
First
again!
Repeal a law diacrimin.tin,:' answered[Mother Rabbit,
riorids in the way of tax,- i ,h ?’*> ok "P h «.knitting.
^ practically nullifyinK Flori.'a| ' ou “ lk ■ 1,k « resolot.oae were
rtth't t. enact it. own legialatioi,. j *£*£** m
Second: Let the National Govern-] J™ to start an arju-
n Ann.iiH nn . in! ment ‘ asked his good wife.
Lake Okcchobee.
lake caused greatest damage
recent high wind. That w.as c
the fact that the Federal authori
ties compelled Florida to keep the
lake waters at a certain height for
navigation purposes.
With or without the nation’s help,
nothing will check the growth of
Florida, or permanently injure its
prosperity.
If the people of Florda knew as
well as outsiders do what their pros
perity and values must inevitably be,
they wouldn’t SELL ANYTHING.
Temperature more than forty de
gree- below zero in the Northwest
reminds- the East that the Old Span
ish Trail is now open from the Enri
C< . - region and on through Arizona
to Southern California with good
roads. Only two ferries* between At
lantic and Pacific.
The trip takes you through North
ern Florida, past the Old Spanish
Missions of energetic modern San
Antonio. And once well started, you
can leave your motor out of doors
and sleep out of doors.
No more freezing until you come
back to the Northeast
Certainly not, but it is an empire,
good sold one, all tied together,
from the northwestern tip of Alaska
to the southeastern tip of Florida.
And it means to be ready for un
pleasant approaches by anybody that
is militaristic.
any argu-
n resolution not
inents in our family."
"It takes two to make an argument
so why don’t YOU make the same
resolution?”
Br’er Rabbit was thoughtful for a
moment and then he said:
“I have already made mine and if
you think I break them, then I better
just have one resolution and let it go
at that.’’
"Well, what is your resolution for
New Year’s?"
"When I dig a hole in the ground,
I’m not going to leave any dirt on
top of the hole."
Thin remark started Mrs. Rabbit
O laughing and she had to take off
her glasses and wipe them. “That’s
the funniest thing I ever heard of,”
."he gasped between luughs.
No, it isn’t,” replied Br’er Rabbit,
appearing grieved.
"Then, how are you going to dig
hole .and not leave any dirt on the
top of the ground?"
’m going to start at the bottom!”
said the old fellow, proudly.
Just at that moment there were
two voices henrd up-stairs.
“You two better get into bed!"
fhoift'.d Mother Rabbit to her bun-
"Wc ARE in bed—that’s
of
it mi JO i
. :o :*>>x»o*ioo<Kiooa
—D O C T O R—
fb;: ;:c r, NE sw:
would be prevented by , consider*, j -So you were in Germany, eh?
tion of the futur:-. And what did you think of their trick
Every deed to be judged not only : .*
by its present advi? ability, but ^ |^ oT77ol^^^win ^
how it bears on our whole cr. ,r. , a riaiti <>f rwil botr r
The Ti.
Bindci
Mary had a little cram—
Ming in her math to do
And everywhere that Mary we
Her algebra went too.
She carried i. to class the day
Es.m, in progress were,
And since the teurher found it there else, something »ou and I cnnnol ...
We haven't hoard from her. derstund. It is never quite safe to
say you comprehend just what a pro-
Ham—"Poor Favers got the Mtage feasor means; he rather resents it,
fright the other night after the first but. » 8 I was saying, what he meant,
should
Soma professor, I noticed th«- oth-
dny in the public prints, referred
man as the time binder.
I take it that what he meant is
—though, of course, being a pro
fessor, he probably meant something
performance.”
Let—How was that?
Ham—He married her.
might, could, would
have meant is thia:
Stones, sticks and all lifeless things
——— “re fixed, helpless and cannot move
Old-fashioned Emily: "I am the °f themselves. They are the.bound,
happiest woman in the world. I am So are the plants and all vegetable
marrying the man I want." forma of life.
Modern Friend: "Yes, but true Animals are space binder*; that is,
happiness comes to a girl by marry- they con move from place to place]
somebody else wants." and by their power of motion can
hind together things remote.
You can keep all the kisses I gave Mon is also a space binder, bemuse
Y ou: , °f his power of locomotion; but he is
ou can keep every golden more. He tan remember thingo in
caress? ' the past, and he can look forward to
You can keep all the eweet tricks I events in the future.
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i
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taught you,
And the jokes yo
fesa.
You can keep whatsoever you
for;
1 Hence he is u time binder.
Man differs from the lower animals
I because he preserves his past experi-
e ences. He lives not only now, but
all about his now flutter flock? of
M.v loving, the parties you threw: yesterday; from his now mountain he
But please send me back what 1 1
am missing—
The cold cash I wasted o
Mary: “Dad, that young man with
the knickers kissed me wh-»n we went,
through the tunnel."
Father: "Heavens! Why didn’t you
tell
f at
.... — long tomorroV vistas.
! He is eternully planning. In pro-
j portion as he binds hte future to
• him he becomes more of a man ir
, every way.
i Many a silly word would be re
strained, and many a hulk action
THE SOUTHLAND DAIRY CORP.,
OF ATLANTA
Will Operate a Cream Station at
Chandler Bros. Grocery
Company
every Monday begining December 24. We pay the
highest cash prices for Sour Cream. All Cream given
an accurate and correct test.
Mary: “Oh, but Dad, 1 thought
thia .* might be' some more Funnels."
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L:t there be light," murmured th*;
raven haired beauty as she drew forth
the peroxide bottle.
our New Year’s Revolutions, to get
into bed on time," shouted Billie and
Bobbie Bunny.
"I guess I’ll never hear the end
of that ‘revolution’ business," sigh
ed Br’er Rabbit, as he began to
look for his glasses which were on
the top of his head all the time!
A Massa< husetts woman, aged six
ty, former y assistant pastor of a j
First Chri? tian Church, marries her (
twenty-one-year-old Sunday school j
pupil, and the world criticizes.
The boy*y mother says, “I am sor
ry for him.” The bride’s thirty-year-
old son says, "Mother must have been
crazy."
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He said nlso that men should be
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they have intelligence developed.
If more young -men married old
women, waited, respectfully and
faithfully, until they died, then mar
ried wisely, some one younger, the
race might improve. However that
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