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UNION RECORDS*. MILLIDGEVtLLE. GA-, JANUARY *1,
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COWS AND MEN.
WHAT NAME FOR HOOVER?
THE DUKE BROTHERS.
FARMERS IN JAPAN.
.Moiwjaw. Saskatchewan, gave a
dinner to Ben. H. Thomson in honor
,.f his Holatein-Friesian cow, Canary
Cordyk;*. They both deserved. The
Saskatchewan Government bought
the cow for *10,000.
GO TO BED STORIES
By Patmtr Smith
All the Birds in the Forest wen
Jabbering away one morning wher
• h .• .anies came hopping dowr
the path.
• i *. - , we could ret exon xfcl
v ,!. iy Bird,- i-aid Bobbin
- terrible—it’s awful
makes you feel bod when it'
er." answered Billie Bunny, sitting
v. n and looking very thoughtful.
-What would you suggest doing t
Canary’ •* world's champion in but
ter far and gives enough milk in n
day tu last the average family a
month. Ir. SO' day's, this wonder cow
produced 1,080 pounds of butter and
26,300 pounds of milk.
. lest
He
proving
ligenn
tins, m we improve
ly tim* can do that,
e is slow. The average intel-
in the British House of Com-
. oday. according to I«ecky, i«
lower than tire average of all the
free men in Athens. 3,000 years ago.
Science goes ahead, man stays about
where he was. a little less brutal, n
little less selfish.
If American call President Cool-
idge “the silent President" what will
they call Mr. Hoover? He has been
elected President of the United
State.', will begin his work in less
then two month 1 , has been in Wash
ington several days a' work. How
mu.h has he talked? Not at all.
Eight years more of business with
out conversation will suit this coun-
tiy very well. We have had, at vari
ous times, considerable periods of
conversation without business.
usually they must leave the farm to
Benjamin N. Duke, who died yes
terday morning in his Fifth Avenue
house in New York, began .as a farm
er, working with his brother, James
Duke, on their father’s farm. They
•.Tew ohacco. started a small factory,
introduced cigarette making machin
ery. and made hundreds of millions.
And. farmers note this, they bossed
th • middle man instead of being
bossed by him. Ask Mr. Hill of the
American Tobacco Company or Mr.
Belt of Lorillard's how that is done.
American farmers have their
troubles, farmers in Japan have worse
Whin our farmers complain Gov
ernment at least MAKES PROM
ISES.
When thousands of Japare. e peas- j
arts marched to expres* dnatiific- j
tier, forty were sho dead and many
An nnxicatod lady toid the Judge
her trouble was duv to an alcohol ,
rub. She had swallowed rsothinp.
Doctors said it was just possible, the j
judgi excused her.
A genilenan. very drunk, led in by
the pHireman. tcld the jiid'jc, “'«*-•
eatir
svhll
drinking ire cream soda.” They M
Prohibition develops new excuse-.
W. A. Walker & Co’s., is the place
to buy what bungles, wagons, all
kind of harness and plow gear you
need, for they have a large and pret
ty stock to select from, and are sell
ing very cheap. See them and get
bargains cheap. 1-3-29 4t.
ing I"!:* * on us and we ought to
something to him—something he ^
never forget,” said Bobbie, sift
down aN«.
“I- Mister Jay Bird vain ab
Ilo'-bie became very thoughtful
fore he a.. wered: ”1 think he
very proud of his head piece—the
of his head. He is always cock
hi* head this way and that. Perhaps
wo could—”
“I hav• it!” cried Billie. “Let’s
! paint his head a different color and
ee whit happens."
“What do you think will happen?”
“The other bird.' will have nothing
o do with him, or they wil Imake it
hot for him when they see he is dif
ferent. Nothing in this jrorld at
tracts attention like something differ
ent. You watch and see." Wi’.h this
Billie got up and started off, follow
ed l»y Bobbie.
Soon they were under the tree
where Msiter Jay Bird was seated
“W« were just discussing you,” be
gan Billie. "We were thinking how
very beautiful you would be if your
head were yellow instead -of blue.
Have you ever thougnt of that? Come
and look at yourself *n the brook and
see. Then let us put some yellow
mud on your head end you will see
the imndsornest bird in the Forest.”
When Mister Jay Bird heard this,
he hopped down from the limb on
which he was sitting and came over
to w here the Bunnies were.
“Do you really think I would be
handsome—as handsome as the Stel
lar Jay?” he asked.
“I know you would be, so why de
lay?”
Away flew the bird to thi edge of
the brook and the Bunnies hopped
after him. He looked into the wa
ter, putting his heud this way and
that. Finally he said: “Go ahead—
put on the yellow.”
COULDNT SLEEP
Louisiana Lady States That
The First Bottle of Cards
Sbe Took, Helped
Her.
Montgomery, La—“I was In a
dreadfully run-down condition."
sax's Mrs. Charles L. Lacroix, of this
city. “I suffered a great deal of
pain. I was in misery all over. I
could not sit up and I could not lie
down. 1 couldn’t sleep and at times
I would ha\o dreadful vomiting
spells. The aches and pains seemed
to cover my whole body.
*•I hud taken Curdul, oil and on,
since 1B03. It had always dcr.c me
pood, so when I cot in tills bad con
dition, I thought I would take it
again.
“One night, my husband brought
me home six bottle- of Cardul and
I besan to take it. I could teil that
I was unproving from the first bot
tle. but I kept on taking the medi
cine. for I kne . that I needed a
tonic that would build me up and
and run-down. That Is exactly
what Cardul did for me. Alter I
had finished the sixth bottle I felt
fine. I feci truly thankful for what
Cardul lias done for me, for I could
net have gone on living in the des
perate condition I was in.”
Cardul is a harmless extract cf
valuable, medicinal herbs, and acts
as a strengthening tonic. xc-?oo
faaygg
The Bunni.
took same yellow mud
TWO CENTS LESS FOR GASOLINE
and rubbed it
on Mister Jay Bird’s
head and awn
he flew to where the
said if they were permitted, to out a
other bird* w«
still pabbering away.
20,000 gallon tank under the street
Aa won
: ter Jay Bird'-* neigh-
«urb, thev could »etl gas two cent*
; l»ara saw him
• .:h hi* unusual head-
deeper . E.llrn. 11 you buy the
I dram, th“> ...
ran to mio.e hi- !:fe
Ccnn propret on Green and Wlkin-
: mi-erabic. \
called all the other
- street, vou can run a pipe line
birds In tk-
lest and adcui they
the curb, l.nd fill one of tho.e
1 were ywc.-: rg
Mister Jay Bird and
hit 20.000 tani;* from the tank cars
] noon the. dm
mm out of thi For-
parked on Wavne street.) to your |
filing station on that corner vou will
| Wht
tunnies saw his, they
Cel the trade if you cut the price
1 sat down and
began to wonder what
twe cents a vallon. There a almost
they could do
to remedy thngs.
’•Rev net- i
terrible. I tell you.
corner, eventually. See
J. L. SIBLEY
But a r.-ange thing happened very
.oon.
FOR SALE—Two .now whit, collie
pups, whose grand sire does stunts
in SperL'. Circu, end untie i. Prwei-
FOR REHT—
h good farm with good
dent Coolid,. 1 . pel. Phone 44. Mr..
hay bottom.
Aptly to Mrs J. W.
W. H. Blank., ?. O. No. ,6. Mil.
McMillan. Phone 462. 1-24-29 3t.
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